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Title: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on January 02, 2010, 03:21:07 PM
That is all. Discuss.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Jasper on January 02, 2010, 09:35:23 PM
Kalamatas superior.  Starscream inferior.

Seriously though, try the ones that are stuffed with garlic and marinated in spirits.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on January 02, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I don't get the reference, but thanks. :)
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: NotPublished on January 02, 2010, 10:52:45 PM
Mmm ...

I really love my olives to be marinated in Garlic, Olive Oil, Salt (not too much though), (I think it has Capsicum to?), and some sorta alcohol .. Don't know what else is in it - I need to find it, but nothing can ever seem to match them!
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Jasper on January 03, 2010, 07:10:14 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 02, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
I don't get the reference, but thanks. :)

I'm hilarious if you're a transformers nerd.  Trust me.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 03, 2010, 06:50:14 PM
kalamatas are delicious

also the green ones stuffed with blue cheese.

in fact, i'll eat the hell out of any kind of olive, really.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
I love most olives, but kalamatas are not among them. I WILL eat them if there are no other olives, but I will slightly resent it.

Also, I would like to kill the asshole in Portland who started the trend of putting them on pizza.

I am, however, very fond of Mission olives, and most snobby foodie-types turn their noses up at those. So I am not an olive gourmet or anything, I just like them.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
Also, I would like to kill the asshole in Portland who started the trend of putting them on pizza.

:?

silly americans

http://images.google.com/images?num=100&q=pizza+napoletana

olives are a perfectly normal ingredient for pizza.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:16:45 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
Also, I would like to kill the asshole in Portland who started the trend of putting them on pizza.

:?

silly americans

http://images.google.com/images?num=100&q=pizza+napoletana

olives are a perfectly normal ingredient for pizza.

YES, BUT NOT KALAMATA OLIVES. GAETA OLIVES. OR MISSION OLIVES.

Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:17:14 PM
THEY ARE THE WRONG OLIVES.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:20:06 PM
It's kind of like feta on pizza. OK, if you're doing some kind of Greek-themed fusion recipe, but just plain weird if you start using it instead of mozzarella across the board. Kalamata olives have a very strong and distinct flavor, and the "thing" at a lot of pizza places in Portland is to use them as the default olive, which frankly is as weird IMO as serving corn tortillas with marinara sauce.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:22:21 PM
OK, maybe not THAT weird. But still pretty annoying.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2010, 10:11:36 PM
ok I get the point, I'm not sure if I ever had them TBH.

these are the ones that are a bit reddish-brown and slightly more elongated than your regular olive?

I think I only had those with the pits still in them, and I hate that.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on January 03, 2010, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
I love most olives, but kalamatas are not among them. I WILL eat them if there are no other olives, but I will slightly resent it.

Also, I would like to kill the asshole in Portland who started the trend of putting them on pizza.

I am, however, very fond of Mission olives, and most snobby foodie-types turn their noses up at those. So I am not an olive gourmet or anything, I just like them.

We were eating feta and pita, so it went right along with the rest. I was surprised to find an olive I actually enjoyed, other than the typical green with pimiento. :)
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:34:49 AM
Quote from: Kai on January 03, 2010, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 03, 2010, 09:00:05 PM
I love most olives, but kalamatas are not among them. I WILL eat them if there are no other olives, but I will slightly resent it.

Also, I would like to kill the asshole in Portland who started the trend of putting them on pizza.

I am, however, very fond of Mission olives, and most snobby foodie-types turn their noses up at those. So I am not an olive gourmet or anything, I just like them.

We were eating feta and pita, so it went right along with the rest. I was surprised to find an olive I actually enjoyed, other than the typical green with pimiento. :)
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Those are the right olives for that context.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 04, 2010, 02:36:36 AM
Pimiento-stuffed Manzanilla olives can be amazing. Also once I had these delightful anchovy-stuffed green olives from Spain that were amazing.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 04, 2010, 02:46:34 AM
lucque olives and barnier olives or GTFO.

though I admit, I love kalamatas on pizza or in an italian sandwich.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 04, 2010, 02:47:01 AM
anchovy-stuffed olive sounds fucking awesome.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Triple Zero on January 04, 2010, 08:09:15 AM
I dont think I ever had proper pimento-stuffed olives. Only the cheap ones.

I always wondered what those red bits actually were, used to think they were pieces of bell-pepper, but on the ingredients I read "pimento" and wondered wtf is that.

So sometimes I peel out one of those cubical red bits and try to taste them without the olive.

But they never taste like anything.

What's pimento supposed to taste like?
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 04, 2010, 03:26:53 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pimento

i've also seen roasted red bell peppers called pimientos.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: maphdet on January 04, 2010, 05:32:38 PM
Already pitted kalamata olives are a must have- no fooling with the pits.
num.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on January 05, 2010, 07:32:22 AM
horse feathers!

i like chewin around the pits and spittin em out the window, at the cats and in my friends' beer
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: maphdet on January 05, 2010, 06:08:10 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 05, 2010, 07:32:22 AM
horse feathers!

i like chewin around the pits and spittin em out the window, at the cats and in my friends' beer

awwwwwww...........



                                    Poor beer...
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Jasper on January 06, 2010, 03:01:12 AM
Speaking of olives, every time I go to a bar I get the hummus plate.  I love those olives that come with it.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2010, 03:32:18 AM
I like gnawing around the pits.

Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2010, 03:32:43 AM
Not as much as I love jalapeno-stuffed olives, though.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: NotPublished on January 06, 2010, 03:33:28 AM
Had some olives last night, god they were spicy.

It was marinated in my favourite combos, except for the red wine which really made it burn - gotta find the right alcohol damn!

Think I'll call these olives the "Ring Burner"
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 06, 2010, 04:07:23 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 06, 2010, 03:33:28 AM
Had some olives last night, god they were spicy.

It was marinated in my favourite combos, except for the red wine which really made it burn - gotta find the right alcohol damn!

Think I'll call these olives the "Ring Burner"

Heeee! Butt jokes are funny!
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: . on January 06, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
I marinated some green olives in vodka for when I drink bloody maries. They tasted like vodka mainly. But tasty! I absolutely love olives and kalamatas are included.  :D
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on January 09, 2010, 03:57:01 AM
I'm a sucker for manzanilla olives. My daughter could probably live on nothing but kalamata olives, which is good considering her middle name.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: LMNO on January 11, 2010, 12:50:16 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 09, 2010, 03:57:01 AM
I'm a sucker for manzanilla olives. My daughter could probably live on nothing but kalamata olives, which is good considering her middle name.

"Feta"?
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Jenne on January 12, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
Kalamatas are delish.  I love olives in general, though, and same with pickles.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Nast on January 12, 2010, 02:01:50 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 12, 2010, 01:38:51 AM
Kalamatas are delish.  I love olives in general, though, and same with pickles.

I'm sort if enamored with cornichons. I mean, what isn't there to love about teeny tiny pickles?

Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: maphdet on January 28, 2010, 02:50:32 AM
Just was re-reading this thread and it needs to mention pickled garlic now. Which btw goes very well with kalamata olives.
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Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: . on January 28, 2010, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: maphdet on January 28, 2010, 02:50:32 AM
Just was re-reading this thread and it needs to mention pickled garlic now. Which btw goes very well with kalamata olives.
:0

Pickled garlic!  :fap:
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: NotPublished on January 28, 2010, 10:19:28 PM
YES! THAT is awesome
Title: Also,
Post by: Kai on January 31, 2010, 11:03:49 PM
never had field peas before (the dried kind), until just now when I cooked them with lentils, garlic, onions and thyme, and I have to say I really really like them. Much better than non-fresh green peas, although just fresh green peas still take the cake.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Bella on February 16, 2010, 11:18:29 PM
I just made a pasta salad with kalamata olives, sun dried-tomatoes, pine nuts, and feta cheese. Now, I have to figure out what kind of dressing to use.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on February 17, 2010, 04:29:27 AM
Olive oil and red wine vinegar?
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Bella on February 17, 2010, 05:15:27 PM
That's sounds great, Kai.

What I ended up doing was mixing a little mayo with spicy mustard, basalmic vinagrette, and lots of cracked pepper. It turned out really well.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on February 18, 2010, 03:20:37 AM
mmmm
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Bella on February 18, 2010, 04:57:48 AM
It tastes even better today than it did yesterday.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: Bella on February 18, 2010, 04:57:48 AM
It tastes even better today than it did yesterday.

Some things usually taste better the next day when they have had time to mingle in their flavours. :D Borscht especially.   :fap:
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Those things usually contain copious amounts of garlic :fap:
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: . on February 18, 2010, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Those things usually contain copious amounts of garlic :fap:

Oh yes  :fap:
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Kai on February 18, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 18, 2010, 02:38:10 PM
Those things usually contain copious amounts of garlic :fap:

Oh yes  :fap:

I too will  :fap: to that.
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: Freeky on February 19, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: Bella on February 18, 2010, 04:57:48 AM
It tastes even better today than it did yesterday.

Some things usually taste better the next day when they have had time to mingle in their flavours. :D Borscht especially.   :fap:


BBQ beef or GTFO.  :p :D
Title: Re: I've sorta fallen in love with kalamata olives.
Post by: . on February 19, 2010, 10:09:59 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 19, 2010, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 18, 2010, 08:59:44 AM
Quote from: Bella on February 18, 2010, 04:57:48 AM
It tastes even better today than it did yesterday.

Some things usually taste better the next day when they have had time to mingle in their flavours. :D Borscht especially.   :fap:


BBQ beef or GTFO.  :p :D

OMFG yes. and I reiterate:  :fap: