But I have too much rage. Stupid fucking assistant, trying to make my goddamned heart explode.
Roger: "Don't run that pump yet"
FA: *runs pump*
Pump: *smoking ruin* ----> $7000 + 12 man hours of labor's worth of "FA knows better than Roger."
Roger: "UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG", spazzes out, goes to office, falls down, lays on office floor for 30 minutes.
I fucking hate him. Oh, goddammit.
You know what you have to do Roger. Make that bastard pay for his insolence.
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
You know what you have to do Roger. Make that bastard pay for his insolence.
As soon as I can stand up steadily, I am going to shit in his desk drawer.
WHY DON'T THE MORTALS JUST LISTEN TO YOU?
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 11:45:52 PM
WHY DON'T THE MORTALS JUST LISTEN TO YOU?
Because they know better, Nigel. I mean, we have a bad valve, and the pump isn't getting fed, the obvious think to do is turn the pump on and run it while it's starved, right?
Silly old Roger wanted to fix the valve first. What a dumbass.
I am going to do something rotten as soon as I stop hurting. Yes, yes I am.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:43:16 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
You know what you have to do Roger. Make that bastard pay for his insolence.
As soon as I can stand up steadily, I am going to shit in his desk drawer.
:lulz:
I don't suppose he brings his own lunch to work, does he? Because taking one bite out of his lunch every day, or replacing parts of it, would make him insane.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 11:51:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:43:16 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
You know what you have to do Roger. Make that bastard pay for his insolence.
As soon as I can stand up steadily, I am going to shit in his desk drawer.
:lulz:
I don't suppose he brings his own lunch to work, does he? Because taking one bite out of his lunch every day, or replacing parts of it, would make him insane.
Too late. I poomped.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 11:51:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 04, 2010, 11:43:16 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 04, 2010, 11:42:44 PM
You know what you have to do Roger. Make that bastard pay for his insolence.
As soon as I can stand up steadily, I am going to shit in his desk drawer.
:lulz:
I don't suppose he brings his own lunch to work, does he? Because taking one bite out of his lunch every day, or replacing parts of it, would make him insane.
:lulz:
yes this too!
Or you could poomp in the lunch sack on top of his lunch
It's never too late for BOTH!
Plastic - wrapped turd UNDEr everything else in the lunchbag. Just for a dramatic reveal
rosebud IN the sammich
I'm sure he'll appreciate the addition.
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2010, 11:57:28 PM
Plastic - wrapped turd UNDEr everything else in the lunchbag. Just for a dramatic reveal
It's all in the presentation.
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2010, 11:57:28 PM
Plastic - wrapped turd UNDEr everything else in the lunchbag. Just for a dramatic reveal
It's all in the presentation.
I am the Iron Chef of POOMP!
This might explain the text I got from you last night.
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 01:29:17 PM
This might explain the text I got from you last night.
Might.
Apologies for not getting back to you, but the Mrs and I were playing "Captain Carl Goes on Shore Leave."
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
did you really for real shit in his desk drawer?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
And here I watched the news waiting to hear of some idiot in AZ having to have a plumbing tool removed from his brain via his rectum as that was the point of entry and I got NOTHING!!!! :argh!:
I guess desk drawer poomp is acceptable!! :lulz:
I suggest making some ex-lax brownies just for him...... Then HE can poomp in his pants!! You would think he would have learned by now.... :roll:
Sorry I missed the call, we were doing the OMG we can't find our asses and we have to go back to school tomorrow routine! With all the yelling I didn't hear the phone.
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:22:44 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
did you really for real shit in his desk drawer?
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
My boss had a conniption this morning, but I denied everything and pointed out that the door had been left unlocked, and it's not like there's a shortage of people that would do that to him.
Quote from: Khara on January 05, 2010, 03:30:51 PM
And here I watched the news waiting to hear of some idiot in AZ having to have a plumbing tool removed from his brain via his rectum as that was the point of entry and I got NOTHING!!!! :argh!:
I guess desk drawer poomp is acceptable!! :lulz:
I suggest making some ex-lax brownies just for him...... Then HE can poomp in his pants!! You would think he would have learned by now.... :roll:
Sorry I missed the call, we were doing the OMG we can't find our asses and we have to go back to school tomorrow routine! With all the yelling I didn't hear the phone.
It's all good. Today is shaping up to be a much nicer day. Filthy assistant is steaming mad, my boss has locked himself in his office and won't answer the phone, the engineer took the day off, and me and my crew are positively jovial as the world burns down around us.
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 01:42:37 PM
Apologies for not getting back to you, but the Mrs and I were playing "Captain Carl Goes on Shore Leave."
Certainly. There ARE priorities, and we are nothing if not professional.
I am so full of hate today that I glow in the dark and can't be allowed near gasoline. :)
I should invite you to sleep in our fireplace.
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
I should invite you to sleep in our fireplace.
BAD IDEA.
Sure, I'll keep the house warm, but my epic outgassing will result in random 9' jets of flame roaring out of the fireplace and incinerating your pets.
Heating bills are easier to deal with that roasted cat all over the wall.
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.
I don't have an apple-corer. Yet.
Lunchtime is coming. Oh, yes.
Boss just stopped in while I was in a heated argument with Filthy Assistant. Filthy Assistant has been sent home to contemplate his crimes against the natural order, and I have been given a free hand in restoring order. And to "stop the mad shitter".
And the icon of "Bob" on the wall next to my desk beams down on me in all his glory.
This is a fine example of how malicious abandonment of reason can convince others to take it up.
Quote from: Richter on January 05, 2010, 05:55:16 PM
This is a fine example of how malicious abandonment of reason can convince others to take it up.
Yes. Plus, I have been assigned to investigate my own wrongdoings.
Ho ho...many old scores will be settled. There will be bonfires in the hills and the hooting of my minions.
:lulz: :lulz: I am laughing so hard right now
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:20:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.
I don't have an apple-corer. Yet.
Lunchtime is coming. Oh, yes.
I swear Roger, say the word, i will construct the infernal thing and mail it to you. PROJECT: SLIPPERFIST WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!
I should tell you that the less I know what you're talking about, the better my mental images get.
:fap:
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 07:59:04 PM
I should tell you that the less I know what you're talking about, the better my mental images get.
:fap:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 09:48:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 07:59:04 PM
I should tell you that the less I know what you're talking about, the better my mental images get.
:fap:
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HOLY CRAP
I really hope you make that someone's holy name. Because... yes. Because.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 05, 2010, 05:55:16 PM
This is a fine example of how malicious abandonment of reason can convince others to take it up.
Yes. Plus, I have been assigned to investigate my own wrongdoings.
Ho ho...many old scores will be settled. There will be bonfires in the hills and the hooting of my minions.
THIS
made me giddy with glee!