Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dalek on January 28, 2010, 09:45:33 AM

Title: Fucking retarded
Post by: Dalek on January 28, 2010, 09:45:33 AM
I just heard on the news, that here, if you do some crime like murder, rape etc. and it's caught on footage from security cameras, people who caught the crime with their own camera etc. cannot be used as evidence in court. The only valid video evidence is the one filmed by a polic camera. WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR THAT SHIT? IS THE GOVERNMENT RUN BY RETARDS?! Seriously I cannot believe that such a law exists. This is beyond stupid! I still cannot believe it. IT'S RETARDED!
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Dalek on January 28, 2010, 09:47:59 AM
A policeman's comment was "Better have 10 criminals free, than 1 innocent in prison"  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Richter on January 28, 2010, 03:48:00 PM
LERN 2 INQUISITION NOOB.

EVERYONE IS HIDING SOMETHING.
EVERYONE IS GUITY OF SOMETHING.
NO ONE IS LOYAL, EVERYONE IS HERETIC.
A PLEA OF INNOCENCE IS GUILTY OF WASTING MY TIME.
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: LMNO on January 28, 2010, 03:51:31 PM
"Hey, Torquemada
Whaddaya say?"
"I just got back
From the auto-da-fé"
"Auto-da-fé
What's an auto-da-fé?"
"It's what you oughtn't
To do but you do anyway"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcyiFt5VEs)
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 04:26:24 PM
So, basically, they have outlawed eyewitness testimony.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Elder Iptuous on January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?

He's in Eastern Europe.  Belgium or something.
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Freeky on January 28, 2010, 05:11:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 28, 2010, 03:51:31 PM
"Hey, Torquemada
Whaddaya say?"
"I just got back
From the auto-da-fé"
"Auto-da-fé
What's an auto-da-fé?"
"It's what you oughtn't
To do but you do anyway"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbcyiFt5VEs)

The inquisition? What a show!
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2010, 05:13:17 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 28, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 28, 2010, 04:34:59 PM
where is 'here'?

He's in Eastern Europe.  Belgium or something.

Oh man, I just remembered when Chef did that thing to that kid from Argentina or wherever.  I killed myself with laughter.
Title: Re: Fucking retarded
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 28, 2010, 07:29:48 PM
Only the police are competent to record criminal activity. Of course. Citizen recordings of police "criminality" are invalid.