Good morning, my little exploding anal beads of corruption. It seems The Good Reverend Roger has "lost his shit" in a big way, and died of his own stupidity in Oro Valley Hospital, some time over the last day and a half. But fear not, for I have been reborn, like unto a buzzard rising from its own poop.
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
Second order of business: I'd like to offer a heartfelt and public apology to Nigel, concerning the accusations of "betrayal" I had made. This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case, and I am very sorry. Nigel didn't deserve that.
Third order of business: The bickering. Okay, everyone's pissed and howling. I kind of like that. But consider that you are howling at the wrong people. Your aim is sloppy, and there's no excuse for that. After all, it's not like any of you get along with normal people...If you did, you wouldn't be a Discordian. So why shit in your own nest? Because you're bored? Because content stagnated? Because you need the attention? Because it's February, and you don't know what else to do? That's monkey behavior. You are not a robot, so stop operating off of programming. Consider: You have a limited time on this planet, and you will only find so many people that you can get along with...and it's always later than you think. Time is fucking short. It took dying for me to figure that out, but there's no need for you to re-invent the wheel.
So, that's that. But where do things go from here?
Well, I'd like to learn how to use Radio Free Discordia, because I have some things to say, and I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium. Nurse Mayhem and I will be putting up some new artwork - including spiffy new avatars to reflect our Mad Scientist approach to things, and possibly - if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell. Oh, yes...and finding a practical way to destroy the city of Tucson, Arizona, because that's the sort of thing cartoon villians do.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Let me be the first to say: :?
Let me be the second :?
I guess :? is pretty apropriate.
So... like this?
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/howl.jpg)
Or a kinder, gentler, eviler outlook?
--
Goodbye TGRR, we hardly knew ye..
Quote from: FP on February 06, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
So... like this?
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/howl.jpg)
Or a kinder, gentler, eviler outlook?
--
Goodbye TGRR, we hardly knew ye..
Yes, like that. Without the rage. There's no need to get
excited.
Let me be the first to say,
see you around, Sir.
Is this legitimate?
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 06, 2010, 03:47:59 PM
Let me be the first to say,
see you around, Sir.
Why thank you, and I do hope to see
you around, sir.
The Dutch are so polite.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 06, 2010, 03:51:06 PM
Is this legitimate?
It couldn't be any more legit if I was MC Hammer, young Enki.
Well, umn, let me be the first to say, uh, "Welcome!", I suppose.
Quote from: Lysergic on February 06, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
Well, umn, let me be the first to say, uh, "Welcome!", I suppose.
Technically, you would be the second, but thank you just the same. And hello.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 06, 2010, 03:51:06 PM
Is this legitimate?
The bigger question is, who finally granted his wish and killed TGRR?
This is unexpected. But, fair enough, glad to have another doctor around here. I'll miss the Good Reverend, but no one lives forever.
Welcome, and don't feed the mutant horrors.
Don't scare me like that, fucker. :argh!: I thought that your body had left the physical realm for a split second. I'm glad it's more of a metaphorical death though. May you raise like a phoenix from the ashes.
I, for one, welcome our new mad science advisor.
Quote from: LMNO on February 06, 2010, 04:01:31 PM
I, for one, welcome our new mad science advisor.
and
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 06, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
This is unexpected. But, fair enough, glad to have another doctor around here. I'll miss the Good Reverend, but no one lives forever.
Welcome, and don't feed the mutant horrors.
Thank you very much, to both of you. My nurse should be along presently.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 06, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
Don't scare me like that, fucker. :argh!: I thought that your body had left the physical realm for a split second. I'm glad it's more of a metaphorical death though. May you raise like a phoenix from the ashes.
My apologies. I could probably have worded that better, though I must confess I had never imagined that anyone would have thought that I was actually 8 years old.
And also, congratulations to our new Rain God Payne.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:57:58 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on February 06, 2010, 03:56:22 PM
Well, umn, let me be the first to say, uh, "Welcome!", I suppose.
Technically, you would be the second, but thank you just the same. And hello.
Ah yeah, that's right!
Welcome to the forum! Did you know we have a pool on the roof? Be sure to check out the rants in Or Kill Me!
;-)
50- post rule applies.
Hello, Doktor. Nurse Mayhem reporting. Have you taken your pills today?
I... umm... hi?
Hmf! Well, I still think TGRR had motive and provocation, but I had a semi long chat with Maria yesterday. Rog, just rest up and feel better. Nurse Mayhem, I trust you got shit handled, so I will cease to worry.
Dok Howl, I look forward to listening to what you have to share with this MAD MAD world!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 06, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
Don't scare me like that, fucker. :argh!: I thought that your body had left the physical realm for a split second. I'm glad it's more of a metaphorical death though. May you raise like a phoenix from the ashes.
My apologies. I could probably have worded that better, though I must confess I had never imagined that anyone would have thought that I was actually 8 years old.
:lulz:
Willkommen, herr doktor
I'm sorry to see the end of TGRR, but welcome, Dr. Howl, and thank you. I really appreciate the apology, a lot.
...who's this noob?
(http://www.timelesstrinkets.com/Smurfs/Images/Labels/SmurfGrouchy.jpg)
my dad and Maria talked to me.
Hey! War had just been declared in WOMP. Who will now bear that burden?
I am glad that you're well and that the soothing salve of reason has been applied to the recent <clever, vaguely medical metaphor>.
We'd have known if TGRR had died physically.
Heaven and Hell would consider it an act of war, instigated by the mortal plane, and unite against us in a horrific retaliation...
With that said.
Howdy Dok
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on February 06, 2010, 06:39:58 PM
wait, what? when did my dad go to the hospital??? :? :x
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Seriously, this is not the right way for a kid to find out something bad has happened. Even if it wasn't that bad.
This is interesting.
I am at once bemused, sad, excited, pleased, and pensive.
Will the good Doktor be inheriting TGRR's mod status?
Is the good docktor a subgenuis too?
because I'm fairly certain that bad habit was giving him the heart trouble.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Good morning, my little exploding anal beads of corruption. It seems The Good Reverend Roger has "lost his shit" in a big way, and died of his own stupidity in Oro Valley Hospital, some time over the last day and a half. But fear not, for I have been reborn, like unto a buzzard rising from its own poop.
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
Second order of business: I'd like to offer a heartfelt and public apology to Nigel, concerning the accusations of "betrayal" I had made. This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case, and I am very sorry. Nigel didn't deserve that.
Third order of business: The bickering. Okay, everyone's pissed and howling. I kind of like that. But consider that you are howling at the wrong people. Your aim is sloppy, and there's no excuse for that. After all, it's not like any of you get along with normal people...If you did, you wouldn't be a Discordian. So why shit in your own nest? Because you're bored? Because content stagnated? Because you need the attention? Because it's February, and you don't know what else to do? That's monkey behavior. You are not a robot, so stop operating off of programming. Consider: You have a limited time on this planet, and you will only find so many people that you can get along with...and it's always later than you think. Time is fucking short. It took dying for me to figure that out, but there's no need for you to re-invent the wheel.
So, that's that. But where do things go from here?
Well, I'd like to learn how to use Radio Free Discordia, because I have some things to say, and I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium. Nurse Mayhem and I will be putting up some new artwork - including spiffy new avatars to reflect our Mad Scientist approach to things, and possibly - if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell. Oh, yes...and finding a practical way to destroy the city of Tucson, Arizona, because that's the sort of thing cartoon villians do.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Stuff it in your stuffhole, noob. IF I were you, I'd just lurk for 6 months and then post nothing but mittens and variations on "IAWTC" for your first thousand posts. If you want to be really cool, you can try to jump right in to telling us what's wrong in your life and who you are fapping over. That's what the cool kids do, and if you don't find yourself in lockstep pretty fucking soon, mister, you're gonna be on the outside looking in at a bunch of outsiders, and you can't IMAGINE what THAT will do to your precious little ideas about what a special snowflake you are.
eight posts and already trying to tell us how to be really real discordians for realnessz.
in be4 "sociological experiment" !!
:lol:
Post count. Serious business.
and for those who are wondering if Doc Howl will be retaining TGRR's position as an admin, the answer is yes. I have already transferred admin access to the Doc Howl account and the TGRR account, if it is ever used again, will be just another yahoo.
Oh so this is the former TGRR for sure then. Internet identity skepticism FTL.
Welcome back, and it's good to see you're alright.
Well, as for TGRR, thank gawd that old bastard finally snuffed it.
And, welcome Doc Howl, I can't wait for your visit this spring.
Well. . .welcome I suppose
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium.
:sad:
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 06, 2010, 09:15:38 PM
Well. . .welcome I suppose
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium.
:sad:
It's not exactly bad news, you know. It just means we get radio free discordia rants and dialogues.
I think.
Right?
Am I still supposed to be trying to kill you, or do I try to kill Payne now that he's the new Holy Man?
Both, just to be sure.
Give me a call sometime Doc. I still want to hear from you. :)
And here you were telling /me/ not to work too hard.
***Burns waits patiently for what will happen next***
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on February 06, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
Don't scare me like that, fucker. :argh!: I thought that your body had left the physical realm for a split second. I'm glad it's more of a metaphorical death though. May you raise like a phoenix from the ashes.
My apologies. I could probably have worded that better, though I must confess I had never imagined that anyone would have thought that I was actually 8 years old.
I couldn't see the years in the thread name from the main page. :sad:
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 06, 2010, 04:53:28 PM
Hello, Doktor. Nurse Mayhem reporting. Have you taken your pills today?
Why, yes I have.
Quote from: Kai on February 06, 2010, 10:34:42 PM
Give me a call sometime Doc. I still want to hear from you. :)
And here you were telling /me/ not to work too hard.
Well, I forgot something, Kai. I forgot that the
ride is the important thing, and you have to be sure to enjoy it, because it never, ever lasts long enough.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 06, 2010, 09:17:58 PM
Quote from: Pariarrhea on February 06, 2010, 09:15:38 PM
Well. . .welcome I suppose
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium.
:sad:
It's not exactly bad news, you know. It just means we get radio free discordia rants and dialogues.
I think.
Right?
It means that I will still be ranting to you here, but I'll be doing it on RFD, too.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 06, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
I'm sorry to see the end of TGRR, but welcome, Dr. Howl, and thank you. I really appreciate the apology, a lot.
No problem. The fault was mine, and it was my responsibility to correct it.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 02:56:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 06, 2010, 10:34:42 PM
Give me a call sometime Doc. I still want to hear from you. :)
And here you were telling /me/ not to work too hard.
Well, I forgot something, Kai. I forgot that the ride is the important thing, and you have to be sure to enjoy it, because it never, ever lasts long enough.
Yeah. It's not about living long, but living well. You burn your body out early and you can still live till the average lifespan but man is it gonna suck.
Quote from: Kai on February 07, 2010, 03:23:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 02:56:17 AM
Quote from: Kai on February 06, 2010, 10:34:42 PM
Give me a call sometime Doc. I still want to hear from you. :)
And here you were telling /me/ not to work too hard.
Well, I forgot something, Kai. I forgot that the ride is the important thing, and you have to be sure to enjoy it, because it never, ever lasts long enough.
Yeah. It's not about living long, but living well. You burn your body out early and you can still live till the average lifespan but man is it gonna suck.
This is precisely the case. It is about having fun while you're here, no matter the cost.
Kai, expect a letter (here) on Monday. I have many things to do over the next few days (I have been busy all day cleaning up my own mess), but I will find time for this. I think you'll like it.
It's good to see you back and well.
Yes?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 03:38:20 AM
It's good to see you back and well.
Yes?
Well, yes. I hope today wasn't too hard on your nerves. We shall make a proper evil genius out of you yet, young Mistress Freaky.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 06, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
I'm sorry to see the end of TGRR, but welcome, Dr. Howl, and thank you. I really appreciate the apology, a lot.
No problem. The fault was mine, and it was my responsibility to correct it.
I am working on getting my crankiness under control.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 07, 2010, 03:54:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 06, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
I'm sorry to see the end of TGRR, but welcome, Dr. Howl, and thank you. I really appreciate the apology, a lot.
No problem. The fault was mine, and it was my responsibility to correct it.
I am working on getting my crankiness under control.
You'll feel better.
I do.
Cool!
Welcome (back)
Glad to hear things are better.
A warm welcome to our new resident Mad Scientist. It is my sincere hope we can collaborate together on my solar death ray project in the near future.
Think about it, Dr. Howl: what would happen if a crop-duster plane seeded the clouds above Tucson with this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html)? I feel that the resulting 52 km2 magnifying glass would meet your city-destroying needs, at quite a reasonable price. If this proposal sounds feasible to you, I suggest we begin building the molecular reintegration arrays at once.
Remington,
Mad Scientist in training
Quote from: Remington on February 07, 2010, 04:45:17 AM
A warm welcome to our new resident Mad Scientist. It is my sincere hope we can collaborate together on my solar death ray project in the near future.
Think about it, Dr. Howl: what would happen if a crop-duster plane seeded the clouds above Tucson with this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html)? I feel that the resulting 52 km2 magnifying glass would meet your city-destroying needs, at quite a reasonable price. If this proposal sounds feasible to you, I suggest we begin building the molecular reintegration arrays at once.
Remington,
Mad Scientist in training
Nice.
But I'm starting off with an optical stun gun.
Crawl before you walk, stun before you nuke.
Oh, and btw, niiiiiice what you did with John the other night. I've never actually seen anyone get kicked, literally, from one end of a yard to another and back. Ten mintues, you were booting him around. I timed it. Though I would have thought you'd enjoy it more, guffawing like you usually do, but it seemed more like a favorite joke that was starting to get old. you know, when you giggle a bit at the punchline but otherwise could care less.
I am of course thinking of when he finally fell in the fire pit (at least it wasn't lit yet). I had to go inside when you grabbed the barbecque scrubber, but hey, he's a dick. So he deserved it. Right?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 04:53:17 AM
Oh, and btw, niiiiiice what you did with John the other night. I've never actually seen anyone get kicked, literally, from one end of a yard to another and back. Ten mintues, you were booting him around. I timed it. Though I would have thought you'd enjoy it more, guffawing like you usually do, but it seemed more like a favorite joke that was starting to get old. you know, when you giggle a bit at the punchline but otherwise could care less.
I am of course thinking of when he finally fell in the fire pit (at least it wasn't lit yet). I had to go inside when you grabbed the barbecque scrubber, but hey, he's a dick. So he deserved it. Right?
It is unhealthy to keep anger in, Mistress Freaky. This is medical fact, do not argue it.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
But, um, that was today.
I think we need to change your prescription.
Sorry, sorry. Spacing out a bit. I thought it was tomorrow right now.
...He screamed a lot though. Do you think he's okay? I mean, the only thing he'd done was drink the last of the coffee...
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:00:09 AM
Sorry, sorry. Spacing out a bit. I thought it was tomorrow right now.
...He screamed a lot though. Do you think he's okay? I mean, the only thing he'd done was drink the last of the coffee...
No, Mistress Freaky, he is guilty of a number of crimes, and I had specifically told him that the death coffee was mine. Then he took it, and poured that cheap vodka into it. The vodka I bought, and instructed him not to drink, as it was for the humans. This is how we teach them, young lady.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:01:47 AM
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
He won't scar. I was very careful.
I suppose it could have been worse for him.
Are you sure the brush was absolutely necessary?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:01:47 AM
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
He won't scar. I was very careful.
Why yes, of course, after all, you ARE a doktor.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:07:27 AM
I suppose it could have been worse for him.
Are you sure the brush was absolutely necessary?
Yes, Freeky, in cases like these, you have to get their attention, or the treatment won't work.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:01:47 AM
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
He won't scar. I was very careful.
Why yes, of course, after all, you ARE a doktor.
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:01:47 AM
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
He won't scar. I was very careful.
Why yes, of course, after all, you ARE a doktor.
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl?
Fuckin' nobody.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:15:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:07:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:03:15 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:01:47 AM
I'm sure he'll get over it. Although, I'm not quite sure if he'll ever look the same after using that barbecue brush on his face.
He won't scar. I was very careful.
Why yes, of course, after all, you ARE a doktor.
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl?
Fuckin' nobody.
muhaha
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 06, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
Am I still supposed to be trying to kill you, or do I try to kill Payne now that he's the new Holy Man?
You never did answer this.
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 07, 2010, 05:16:57 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on February 06, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
Am I still supposed to be trying to kill you, or do I try to kill Payne now that he's the new Holy Man?
You never did answer this.
The Good Reverend Roger is dead. It is of no use to kill him.
By all means, kill Payne. He deserves it, the fry-salting bastard.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
This:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
And this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.
Answer this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl?
(+1)
FP,
A fuckin' nobody :sad:
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.
You just point and click, Freeky.
We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around. It won't hurt him.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:30:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.
You just point and click, Freeky.
We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around. It won't hurt him.
D: You can't have my puppy! I just got him!
I'm here if you need a consult. Or a test subject.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.
Very good. Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must. It's only $11.98/liter. What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:36:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:30:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
All that is too complicated for me, but it sounds like fun. I think.
You just point and click, Freeky.
We could try it on that little dust mop you carry around. It won't hurt him.
D: You can't have my puppy! I just got him!
It won't hurt him. You can use it to house break him.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 07, 2010, 05:36:44 AM
I'm here if you need a consult. Or a test subject.
Well, Doktor, what I really need is a means of determining the correct strobe for causing a human being to lose control of his/her bowels. Trial and error would take far too long, I fear.
Any assistance you can render in this regard would be most appreciated.
D:
Nuuuuuu! :x
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.
Very good. Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must. It's only $11.98/liter. What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.
Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.
Quote from: FP on February 07, 2010, 05:26:26 AM
This:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
And this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way.
Answer this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:12:58 AM
And who's afraid of Doktor Howl?
(+1)
FP,
A fuckin' nobody :sad:
We do this shit for science, FP. You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:39:48 AM
D:
Nuuuuuu! :x
Very well. John would be a better test subject, anyway.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.
Very good. Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must. It's only $11.98/liter. What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.
Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.
Excellent.
Now I am off to bed. Good night, Nurse Mayhem.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:42:20 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:36:57 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:32:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:29:31 AM
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 07, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:21:11 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 07, 2010, 05:17:20 AM
His face looked like horrible ground beef with human skin mixed in. :sad:
That was just the scum from the bbq brush. Well, mostly.
I just downloaded the plans for the optical stunner, and ordered the parts, by the way. I will need to arrange for John to return to Nursey's house in about 3 weeks, for testing.
http://ladyada.net/make/bedazzler/download.html
If I set this right, it could possibly make him poop.
We will set his follow-up appointment for Friday at about 7pm. Will this be good for you, Doktor?
3 weeks from Friday, Nurse, if you please. I have to assemble this thing.
Alright, Doktor, follow-up appointment is set for Friday the 26th, at 7pm.
Very good. Lure him with that cheap shit vodka, if you must. It's only $11.98/liter. What we don't wind up pouring down his throat can be used to kill the scorpions under the house.
Yes, Doktor. The plan will be set.
Excellent.
Now I am off to bed. Good night, Nurse Mayhem.
Good night, Doktor.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 04:48:10 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 07, 2010, 04:45:17 AM
A warm welcome to our new resident Mad Scientist. It is my sincere hope we can collaborate together on my solar death ray project in the near future.
Think about it, Dr. Howl: what would happen if a crop-duster plane seeded the clouds above Tucson with this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html)? I feel that the resulting 52 km2 magnifying glass would meet your city-destroying needs, at quite a reasonable price. If this proposal sounds feasible to you, I suggest we begin building the molecular reintegration arrays at once.
Remington,
Mad Scientist in training
Nice.
But I'm starting off with an optical stun gun.
Crawl before you walk, stun before you nuke.
I'm not sure that will be enough, Doktor. Surely a medical professional such as yourself would know: when you have a festering wound, you must cauterize it. Humans run too quickly and breed too fast for anything else, rats that they are.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case...
:fresh:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 06, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
I'm sorry to see the end of TGRR, but welcome, Dr. Howl, and thank you. I really appreciate the apology, a lot.
No problem. The fault was mine, and it was my responsibility to correct it.
on that note im sorry im such a spag... my writting is hard to understand for even say an english major
let alone someone whos suffering from a lack of sleep
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 06, 2010, 08:15:06 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Good morning, my little exploding anal beads of corruption. It seems The Good Reverend Roger has "lost his shit" in a big way, and died of his own stupidity in Oro Valley Hospital, some time over the last day and a half. But fear not, for I have been reborn, like unto a buzzard rising from its own poop.
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
Second order of business: I'd like to offer a heartfelt and public apology to Nigel, concerning the accusations of "betrayal" I had made. This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case, and I am very sorry. Nigel didn't deserve that.
Third order of business: The bickering. Okay, everyone's pissed and howling. I kind of like that. But consider that you are howling at the wrong people. Your aim is sloppy, and there's no excuse for that. After all, it's not like any of you get along with normal people...If you did, you wouldn't be a Discordian. So why shit in your own nest? Because you're bored? Because content stagnated? Because you need the attention? Because it's February, and you don't know what else to do? That's monkey behavior. You are not a robot, so stop operating off of programming. Consider: You have a limited time on this planet, and you will only find so many people that you can get along with...and it's always later than you think. Time is fucking short. It took dying for me to figure that out, but there's no need for you to re-invent the wheel.
So, that's that. But where do things go from here?
Well, I'd like to learn how to use Radio Free Discordia, because I have some things to say, and I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium. Nurse Mayhem and I will be putting up some new artwork - including spiffy new avatars to reflect our Mad Scientist approach to things, and possibly - if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell. Oh, yes...and finding a practical way to destroy the city of Tucson, Arizona, because that's the sort of thing cartoon villians do.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Stuff it in your stuffhole, noob. IF I were you, I'd just lurk for 6 months and then post nothing but mittens and variations on "IAWTC" for your first thousand posts. If you want to be really cool, you can try to jump right in to telling us what's wrong in your life and who you are fapping over. That's what the cool kids do, and if you don't find yourself in lockstep pretty fucking soon, mister, you're gonna be on the outside looking in at a bunch of outsiders, and you can't IMAGINE what THAT will do to your precious little ideas about what a special snowflake you are.
:mittens: I agree with this comment. :lulz:
So Doktor, does this mean your time spent at TCC has finally affected your conversion to Wicca?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:40:45 AM
We do this shit for science, FP. You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Ah, point. Only a fool is afraid of the inevitable march of progress.
Quote from: FP on February 07, 2010, 02:30:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 07, 2010, 05:40:45 AM
We do this shit for science, FP. You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
Ah, point. Only a fool is afraid of the inevitable march of progress.
This is the right attitude, young FP.
Quote from: FP on February 06, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
So... like this?
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/howl.jpg)
Or a kinder, gentler, eviler outlook?
--
Goodbye TGRR, we hardly knew ye..
WITH MY PISS RAY I WILL STOP. THE WORLD!
:lulz: :mittens:
Quote from: Not a real furby on February 07, 2010, 08:43:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case...
:fresh:
^ this may be the only proper use of that emote
Also--
Quote from: Suu on February 07, 2010, 04:21:14 PM
Quote from: FP on February 06, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
So... like this?
(http://i1008.photobucket.com/albums/af205/spiff_bucket/howl.jpg)
Or a kinder, gentler, eviler outlook?
--
Goodbye TGRR, we hardly knew ye..
WITH MY PISS RAY I WILL STOP. THE WORLD!
To this, Mr Squid says-- "Why is it every time I turn around I see that guy's face?? I'm gonna have nightmares where every time I turn around I'm gonna see that guy's face."
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we always, always, keep up with the forum.
Farewell, Good Reverend Roger. Doktor Howl, have you finished the autopsy?
The old man's mellowed out, has he?
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on February 07, 2010, 08:18:33 PM
The old man's mellowed out, has he?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9U_C_q6WcU
Quote from: Cainad on February 07, 2010, 07:24:17 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we always, always, keep up with the forum.
Farewell, Good Reverend Roger. Doktor Howl, have you finished the autopsy?
I'm guessing I missed something. Someone needs to develop a newsletter for the site so I can keep up on this shit.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 07, 2010, 09:18:38 PM
Quote from: Cainad on February 07, 2010, 07:24:17 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we always, always, keep up with the forum.
Farewell, Good Reverend Roger. Doktor Howl, have you finished the autopsy?
I'm guessing I missed something. Someone needs to develop a newsletter for the site so I can keep up on this shit.
Everything fell apart, and nothing much happened.
Oh, and TGRR turned into Dok Howl.
That about sums it up. In my relgion, I like to believe TGRR blew up in a rage of angry fairy dust and a baby was left in its wake. It's what happens to Gods right?
Well met and godspeed then, Good Reverend.
Pleased to meet you Doctor.
The freedom to change yourself is a great idea for anyone of the cloth to preach. Too few admit when they need to, and model it themselves.
...and I got an especially bad panic from the "RIP". :argh!:
Reading the beggining of the OP it was like ... "oshit what did he do? :eek:"
Quote from: Richter on February 07, 2010, 10:12:05 PM
...and I got an especially bad panic from the "RIP". :argh!:
THIS.
(http://www.buddhafart.com/09/AA_CP.jpg)
Supervillain real estate. NIce.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRJESUS.jpg)
Goodbye Hello Roger! It sounds like you had quite an experience - your nervous system is all realigned, huh? I want to hear more about your transcendence. Is it hard to leave behind your old identity? What made you want to get a new one? What does Doc Howl have to say about Rage?
I'm glad we didn't lose ya, man. :)
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2010, 02:46:03 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/TGRRJESUS.jpg)
Goodbye Hello Roger! It sounds like you had quite an experience - your nervous system is all realigned, huh? I want to hear more about your transcendence. Is it hard to leave behind your old identity? What made you want to get a new one? What does Doc Howl have to say about Rage?
I'm glad we didn't lose ya, man. :)
In this case, it wasn't too hard to walk away from my identity, both IRL and online. I was getting a little lazy and bored with the TGRR persona...I wasn't doing
enough, and when your mind isn't big enough for the job, the answer is sometimes to just get a new one.
And rage is bad for you. In hindsight, needing rage to act is a sign of laziness, and you typically miss your intended target...and I think we've had entirely enough collateral damage around here, don't you?
Lastly, as I said before, the Holy Man™ is useless in America, right now...perhaps Payne can get some use out of it. What we need now is cartoon mad science, Cram. Religion
scares people, and it puts them off of your message. But who is afraid of a "mad scientist" in this day and age? Fucking nobody. You're a joke, and everyone likes to hear jokes.
But
wait until they get the punchline, Professor.
Quote from: Remington on February 07, 2010, 07:10:14 AM
I'm not sure that will be enough, Doktor. Surely a medical professional such as yourself would know: when you have a festering wound, you must cauterize it. Humans run too quickly and breed too fast for anything else, rats that they are.
A big festering wound needs a big hot iron to cauterize it.
Gotta learn to build the big fire and wield the big iron to do that job.
Baby steps.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 08, 2010, 04:09:07 PM
And rage is bad for you. In hindsight, needing rage to act is a sign of laziness, and you typically miss your intended target...and I think we've had entirely enough collateral damage around here, don't you?
Lastly, as I said before, the Holy Man™ is useless in America, right now...perhaps Payne can get some use out of it. What we need now is cartoon mad science, Cram. Religion scares people, and it puts them off of your message. But who is afraid of a "mad scientist" in this day and age? Fucking nobody. You're a joke, and everyone likes to hear jokes.
But wait until they get the punchline, Professor.
Awesome.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/drunkwithpower.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 08, 2010, 04:09:07 PM
needing rage to act is a sign of laziness
I see where you're coming from, but I wouldn't be that harsh.. triggers are the oxygen which give life to a personality - without any emotional or psychological triggers ("natural" or constructed), we would all be nondescript wallflowers, seemingly unable to act. I think "rage" is a valid tool to have in your box, though I still haven't gotten to grips with a tool which fits me properly.
QuoteWhat we need now is cartoon mad science, Cram.
Damn straight. Everyone loves cheesy super villain antics.
I did get shot down last time I suggested a theme-modification to the safari idea, but since
nothing much of anything has happened since then with regards the concept, I'm gonna risk it again - because doing a Mad Scientist/safari could be a lot of fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell.
And this would add an extra layer of awesome!
Quote from: FP on February 09, 2010, 12:54:05 AM
I did get shot down last time I suggested a theme-modification to the safari idea, but since nothing much of anything has happened since then with regards the concept, I'm gonna risk it again - because doing a Mad Scientist/safari could be a lot of fun.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell.
And this would add an extra layer of awesome!
Send her a pic and a nice request. What you get back is up to her.
Doktor. I just did a tiny bit of research, and it looks like you're shit dumping strobe light effect would necessitate inducing an epileptic fit. This is just a cursory search, as I have yet to identify a specific light pattern or method to induce said mayhem.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:08:48 AM
Doktor. I just did a tiny bit of research, and it looks like you're shit dumping strobe light effect would necessitate inducing an epileptic fit. This is just a cursory search, as I have yet to identify a specific light pattern or method to induce said mayhem.
Apparently, this is the case...The pattern
simulates a petite mal seizure. The poop part only happens if they are "holding" (most people are, to some degree, most of the time), and if you actually suppress their higher functions almost entirely.
There's probably a downside.
There usually is.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:18:45 AM
There usually is.
Well, this is what testing and refining are for.
True. Let me know if there is anything else I can help with. I am at your service, Herr Doktor.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:23:25 AM
True. Let me know if there is anything else I can help with. I am at your service, Herr Doktor.
Will do. In the meantime, do your own shit.
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:08:48 AM
Doktor. I just did a tiny bit of research, and it looks like you're shit dumping strobe light effect would necessitate inducing an epileptic fit. This is just a cursory search, as I have yet to identify a specific light pattern or method to induce said mayhem.
10 Hz flashes, iirc -- but only for photosensitive epileptics.
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 09, 2010, 02:12:08 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:08:48 AM
Doktor. I just did a tiny bit of research, and it looks like you're shit dumping strobe light effect would necessitate inducing an epileptic fit. This is just a cursory search, as I have yet to identify a specific light pattern or method to induce said mayhem.
10 Hz flashes, iirc -- but only for photosensitive epileptics.
Incorrect, Enki. Prisons use strobes on non-epileptic convicts when they get out of hand.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:26:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:28:38 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:26:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
You seem to assume they are incompetent while I assume they are quite competent and evil.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:28:38 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:26:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
You seem to assume they are incompetent while I assume they are quite competent and evil.
You are extending too much credit to them. If they had any idea what the hell they were doing, they'd be working on Wall Street, not bloviating on Fox News.
QuoteI thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
You're confusing mad scientist with short sighted idiot.
I'm glad your have come through Dr. I was really worried.
I'm looking forward to this new adventure.
I'm wondering, is it cheating if you fed your
patient an exlax brownie about an hour before their treatment? Everyone loves brownies right?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:58:28 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:42:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 02:28:38 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 09, 2010, 02:26:02 AM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 09, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
You seem to assume they are incompetent while I assume they are quite competent and evil.
You are extending too much credit to them. If they had any idea what the hell they were doing, they'd be working on Wall Street, not bloviating on Fox News.
Well, I meant the ones working on wallstreet. The ones working for fox news aren't working in the field of economics, they are working in the field of journalism.
Journalism. Propaganda. Same difference, right?
Quote from: Jason Wabash on February 09, 2010, 05:41:12 AM
Journalism. Propaganda. Same difference, right?
yep. been that way for a while.
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Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
You seem to assume they are incompetent while I assume they are quite competent and evil.
You are extending too much credit to them. If they had any idea what the hell they were doing, they'd be working on Wall Street, not bloviating on Fox News.
Well, I meant the ones working on wallstreet. The ones working for fox news aren't working in the field of economics, they are working in the field of journalism.
You mean the quants? They aren't mad -- they are just failures.
This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
I welcome it. :lulz: Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
I welcome it. :lulz: Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.
I need to be on your roof tonight. I need to test the gizmo.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
I welcome it. :lulz: Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.
I need to be on your roof tonight. I need to test the gizmo.
Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
I welcome it. :lulz: Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.
I need to be on your roof tonight. I need to test the gizmo.
Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.
The other gizmo. The shiny happy shit yourself beam won't be ready for a bit.
And the gun thing wasn't my fault. The light from the sign was obscuring my view of the IHOP parking lot, and I doubt they'd have turned it off if I asked.
Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
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This is weird. I have no feeling appropriate for this situation. I tried blending anxiety, mirth and rage but the result didn't quite cut it.
Ask Nurse Mayhem. She puts up with my shit a few days a week. She'll know what to do.
I welcome it. :lulz: Never a dull moment when the Doktor is around.
I need to be on your roof tonight. I need to test the gizmo.
Test it on those obnoxious passers by. You know the ones we always yell obscenities at. See if it reaches Circle K. Your gun certainly did.
The other gizmo. The shiny happy shit yourself beam won't be ready for a bit.
And the gun thing wasn't my fault. The light from the sign was obscuring my view of the IHOP parking lot, and I doubt they'd have turned it off if I asked.
So you decided you would get on my roof and shoot it out, eh? Well, I figure they wouldn't have turned it out even if you asked nicely.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
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So you decided you would get on my roof and shoot it out, eh? Well, I figure they wouldn't have turned it out even if you asked nicely.
That wasn't me, and I keep an expensive lawyer who will prove it.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 06:33:14 PM
Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.
Tell them that the loser has to fight me. Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.
That ought to give them some incentive.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.
Tell them that the loser has to fight me. Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.
That ought to give them some incentive.
:lulz: I'm sure that will make them not want to fight.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
I better not have to miss this Friday.... :cry: :argh!:
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
That's a toss up. Either Von Melee will scream and cry like a little girl or John will puss out. That's really hard to tell. Considering I don't want to give either of them too much credit.
Tell them that the loser has to fight me. Or, hell, let's go overboard and say the loser has to fight you.
That ought to give them some incentive.
:lulz: I'm sure that will make them not want to fight.
If they refuse, then it's you and me versus them in a BATTLE ROYALE TO THE FINISH!
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!Get your tickets NOW, folks, for the butt-stompin', ass-kicking, eye-gouging, knock-down, drag-out wrasslin' event of THE CENTURY!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 06:33:14 PM
Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
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I better not have to miss this Friday.... :cry: :argh!:
I don't see why you should, but there's no game this Saturday. Or at least there probably won't be one. Not sure yet.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 06:33:14 PM
Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
No smoking?! :x
Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. :lulz:
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
No smoking?! :x
Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. :lulz:
You
wouldn't.
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
No smoking?! :x
Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. :lulz:
You wouldn't.
Oh, I would. :evil:
I realize that KYFMS rule has to take effect at some point, but at least a part of all this needs to be documented.
FOR SCIENCE!
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
No smoking?! :x
Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. :lulz:
You wouldn't.
Oh, I would. :evil:
Well, okay, but we still have to place our bets.
By the way, would you like me to buy more vodka this week? It will help you concentrate while you figure the odds.
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I realize that KYFMS rule has to take effect at some point, but at least a part of all this needs to be documented.
FOR SCIENCE!
Sure. We can work up a "parody" handbook.
Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 07:09:34 PM
Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Suggestion from the peanut gallery: Body glitter on the face and head.
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Suggestion from the peanut gallery: Body glitter on the face and head.
Well, there's no point half-assing it, right?
I mean, if you're going to force people to fight for your amusement, you might as well go whole-hog on the betting.
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
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Also, I am curious...who would win in a fair fight, Von Melee or John?
Only one way to find out.
This is the correct answer.
Nurse, we need to arrange this. Bets will be placed this Friday.
I will arrange that for you, Doktor. :lulz:
Righteo. Given your and Kaz' money situation, bets will be limited to non-cash penalties. For example, Kaz will have to go to Ihop with us in obvious drag. I don't care what forfeit you come up with for me.
I think that the same will go for you, as well.
Okay, but I was hoping you'd come up with something weirder. Or newer. I would have, but my brain is compromised.
YOU will have to wear a formal dress for a day, and no smoking. In public.
No smoking?! :x
Ok, I will come up with something much weirder. Perhaps we dress you up in Tripp pants. And you have to go out in them. :lulz:
You wouldn't.
Oh, I would. :evil:
Well, okay, but we still have to place our bets.
By the way, would you like me to buy more vodka this week? It will help you concentrate while you figure the odds.
So I can vomit in the fire pit again?
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Mwuahaha. I do have the arm socks.
LMNO: Body glitter is a must. And yes... I have some.
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Mwuahaha. I do have the arm socks.
LMNO: Body glitter is a must. And yes... I have some.
Tee hee!
Mistress Freeky,
"Tee hee" is about as evil as she gets.
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Mwuahaha. I do have the arm socks.
LMNO: Body glitter is a must. And yes... I have some.
Tee hee!
Mistress Freeky,
"Tee hee" is about as evil as she gets.
:lulz:
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.
This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible! :x
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.
This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible! :x
Horrible and rude.
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.
This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible! :x
Horrible and rude.
But... But...
HOW?!
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Tripp pants, baggy T shirt and arm socks, Nurse Mayhem. On the good Doktor. I suggest it. :lulz:
Are you getting in on the betting, Freeky?
Ho ho!
Uhhh... Maybe...
You have to be horrible and rude to a clerk at Circle K.
This may take several tries. :C I'm not even sure this is possible! :x
Horrible and rude.
But... But... HOW?!
Just picture your ex's ex, smirking at you.
Or bet wisely.
One or the other.
:x :argh!: :horrormirth:
I'ma have to go with Von Melee.
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:x :argh!: :horrormirth:
I'ma have to go with Von Melee.
Uh uh...betting isn't until Friday.
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:x :argh!: :horrormirth:
I'ma have to go with Von Melee.
Uh uh...betting isn't until Friday.
Oh. Then I will have to think hard about it.
Hehe.
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Hehe.
Alternatively, she could just loan me that rat she calls a puppy. Just for a day.
Why do you keep trying to take my puppy? :?
Because it is tasty and tastes good with mustard.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 08:47:24 PM
Why do you keep trying to take my puppy? :?
I have to try out my new clippers.
What clippers? And he's got short hair!
Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
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Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 09, 2010, 08:49:36 PM
Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
Hee hee tee hee~!
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
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Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 09, 2010, 08:49:36 PM
Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
NICE. :lol:
Added advantage to the flash cam: Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.
Which leads us to the obvious conclusion: Youtube. Titled something about Taylor Swift.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
NICE. :lol:
Added advantage to the flash cam: Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.
Which leads us to the obvious conclusion: Youtube. Titled something about Taylor Swift.
Perfect!
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
NICE. :lol:
Added advantage to the flash cam: Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.
Which leads us to the obvious conclusion: Youtube. Titled something about Taylor Swift.
Perfect!
Also, for Von Melee...google "scotal leash".
If there are to be photographs, may I respectfully suggest adding a pair of cat ears into the equation? The stipulation that the loser must wear these, and end each sentence with the word "meow" would be most fulfilling to my prurient interests.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 09, 2010, 10:19:05 PM
If there are to be photographs, may I respectfully suggest adding a pair of cat ears into the equation? The stipulation that the loser must wear these, and end each sentence with the word "meow" would be most fulfilling to my prurient interests.
Your request has been denied on the grounds of:
Daniel.
Isn't that the guy in that one picture with the string?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 10:21:53 PM
Isn't that the guy in that one picture with the string?
Yes. And no matter the bets, no matter the crimes, we won't be going there.
But this begs the obvious question:
Has anyone seen Daniel and Enki together?
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 09, 2010, 10:19:05 PM
If there are to be photographs, may I respectfully suggest adding a pair of cat ears into the equation? The stipulation that the loser must wear these, and end each sentence with the word "meow" would be most fulfilling to my prurient interests.
goddammit, you're a fucking furry.
I knew there had to be
something.
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Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 10:21:53 PM
Isn't that the guy in that one picture with the string?
Yes. And no matter the bets, no matter the crimes, we won't be going there.
But this begs the obvious question: Has anyone seen Daniel and Enki together?
:lulz:
Which reminds me.
I posted that picture of Daniel and made a nice profile of him on a website called AshleyMadison.com, I believe is what it was called. I will get a few people talking to him then give them his phone number.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
NICE. :lol:
Added advantage to the flash cam: Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.
Which leads us to the obvious conclusion: Youtube. Titled something about Taylor Swift.
Perfect!
Also, for Von Melee...google "scotal leash".
Will look into it.
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 10, 2010, 02:25:58 AM
Which reminds me.
I posted that picture of Daniel and made a nice profile of him on a website called AshleyMadison.com, I believe is what it was called. I will get a few people talking to him then give them his phone number.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Don't know this Daniel fella but its always funny doing that.. (A bit mean I guess :()
Quote from: Nurse Mayhem on February 10, 2010, 02:25:58 AM
Which reminds me.
I posted that picture of Daniel and made a nice profile of him on a website called AshleyMadison.com, I believe is what it was called. I will get a few people talking to him then give them his phone number.
I thought of something funny to do to my ex next time he pisses me off. But KYFMS..... :wink:
Who is this Daniel person?
Quote from: Kai on February 10, 2010, 03:29:27 AM
Who is this Daniel person?
Evil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 04:42:16 AM
QuoteEvil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.
I think furries are cute.
Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)
Douche bag's however, are not cute.
Because it's
fun. I freely admit that it's malevolent, but the reactions you can get from (some) furries are pretty priceless. From an objective trolling stance, they're ideal.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 04:51:33 AM
ah. got it.
Fun's fun man :D
I guess if we terrorise all the males into suicide, we can score all the sexy cat women for ourselves :D
I just don't get the whole "cat girl" thing. Cats aren't sexy. If I wanted to fuck a cat, I would just fuck a cat.
Shrug.
Then again, my totem animal is homo sapiens. What do I know?
There's a difference between a furry and sum muff.
Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on February 09, 2010, 12:08:17 PM
You mean the quants? They aren't mad -- they are just failures.
insanely
rich failures, though.
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 04:42:16 AM
QuoteEvil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.
I think furries are cute.
Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)
Douche bag's however, are not cute.
I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos. Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags. And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself.
Usually douche bags are hot - but their douches so they're not.
:x Ok shallow much.
Just K.I.S.S and Troll everyone.
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Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.
I believe we have elected John for that honor.
Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"
I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.
But we have to document our progress.
Flash cam.
Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.
NICE. :lol:
Added advantage to the flash cam: Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.
Which leads us to the obvious conclusion: Youtube. Titled something about Taylor Swift.
Perfect!
Also, for Von Melee...google "scotal leash".
might it be possible to use the bowel disruptor as the flasher?
Quote from: Muir on February 10, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 04:42:16 AM
QuoteEvil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.
I think furries are cute.
Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)
Douche bag's however, are not cute.
I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos. Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags. And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself.
PROTIP: when trying to legitimize a subculture by saying they're "just like anyone else", your list of "anyone else" should not include 4channers, anime geeks, or trekkies, all of whom are laboring and failing to be considered human.
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Quote from: Muir on February 10, 2010, 09:34:02 AM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 04:42:16 AM
QuoteEvil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.
I think furries are cute.
Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)
Douche bag's however, are not cute.
I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos. Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags. And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself.
PROTIP: when trying to legitimize a subculture by saying they're "just like anyone else", your list of "anyone else" should not include 4channers, anime geeks, or trekkies, all of whom are laboring and failing to be considered human.
After hanging out with branding freaks and tapeworm fetishists, furries don't seem so bad. Just a little silly.
I've been doing some reading online.
It is impossible to use the optical stunner to make someone shit themselves, unless they are pretty much straining to hold it in to begin with.
Which, of course, means we are limited to nailing people on the way out of an IHOP, and only when they have the all you can eat pancake thingie going.
So I guess it's a wash. I'm still building it, though, because I want to see John the Bastard flop around.
Liek a fish, Doktor?
Oh.
Only nobody if they think you're not dangerous.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 10, 2010, 05:58:38 PM
Only nobody if they think you're not dangerous.
Cartoon mad scientists aren't dangerous.
....says a cartoon mad scientist.
Depends on the cartoon.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
Good morning, my little exploding anal beads of corruption. It seems The Good Reverend Roger has "lost his shit" in a big way, and died of his own stupidity in Oro Valley Hospital, some time over the last day and a half. But fear not, for I have been reborn, like unto a buzzard rising from its own poop.
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
Second order of business: I'd like to offer a heartfelt and public apology to Nigel, concerning the accusations of "betrayal" I had made. This was nothing more than an exhaustion-driven paranoia that caused me to read some drivel in a PM from Yatto, and interpret it as details of a plot to make me miserable. This was obviously not the case, and I am very sorry. Nigel didn't deserve that.
Third order of business: The bickering. Okay, everyone's pissed and howling. I kind of like that. But consider that you are howling at the wrong people. Your aim is sloppy, and there's no excuse for that. After all, it's not like any of you get along with normal people...If you did, you wouldn't be a Discordian. So why shit in your own nest? Because you're bored? Because content stagnated? Because you need the attention? Because it's February, and you don't know what else to do? That's monkey behavior. You are not a robot, so stop operating off of programming. Consider: You have a limited time on this planet, and you will only find so many people that you can get along with...and it's always later than you think. Time is fucking short. It took dying for me to figure that out, but there's no need for you to re-invent the wheel.
So, that's that. But where do things go from here?
Well, I'd like to learn how to use Radio Free Discordia, because I have some things to say, and I am no longer satisfied with the written word as a medium. Nurse Mayhem and I will be putting up some new artwork - including spiffy new avatars to reflect our Mad Scientist approach to things, and possibly - if you ask Nursey very nicely - making avatars for people who agree with the things we're about to yell. Oh, yes...and finding a practical way to destroy the city of Tucson, Arizona, because that's the sort of thing cartoon villians do.
Who's afraid of Doktor Howl? Fucking nobody.
Stuff it in your stuffhole, noob. IF I were you, I'd just lurk for 6 months and then post nothing but mittens and variations on "IAWTC" for your first thousand posts. If you want to be really cool, you can try to jump right in to telling us what's wrong in your life and who you are fapping over. That's what the cool kids do, and if you don't find yourself in lockstep pretty fucking soon, mister, you're gonna be on the outside looking in at a bunch of outsiders, and you can't IMAGINE what THAT will do to your precious little ideas about what a special snowflake you are.
:mittens:
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Currently doing research. Studying a lot of subjects, not sure what I'm going to do with them. Just got this feeling that it's important. Politics, Economics, Psychology, Sociology, Philosophy, Magic, and Memetics. Think I'm onto something, but not sure what. Hrrm.
I thin mad scientists are already in charge in the field of economics.
Mad scientist =/= witch doctor.
You seem to assume they are incompetent while I assume they are quite competent and evil.
You are extending too much credit to them. If they had any idea what the hell they were doing, they'd be working on Wall Street, not bloviating on Fox News.
Well, I meant the ones working on wallstreet. The ones working for fox news aren't working in the field of economics, they are working in the field of journalism.
You mean the quants? They aren't mad -- they are just failures.
I meant the ones running Goldman Sachs, They really aren't failing. They are quite successfully taking over the world with mad economics, and I imagine it is so they can make some girl who rejected them in college suffer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 08, 2010, 04:09:07 PM
But who is afraid of a "mad scientist" in this day and age? Fucking nobody, well unless you work for a University
fixed for :horrormirth:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
We should have fed him to wild animals.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 01:40:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
We should have fed him to wild animals.
What? Let him "accidentally" the entire food chain?
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 01:40:16 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
We should have fed him to wild animals.
What? Let him "accidentally" the entire food chain?
Yes.
If you lived here, you'd agree.
I beg to differ. Sprinkling the remains upcurrent from an undiscovered pacific ocean cargo cult will be much funnier.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
We should have fed him to wild animals.
What? Let him "accidentally" the entire food chain?
Yes.
If you lived here, you'd agree.
I agree even though I don't live there.
All those nukes aren't pointed at it just for the mothballed air force after all...
Quote from: Richter on February 19, 2010, 01:46:51 PM
I beg to differ. Sprinkling the remains upcurrent from an undiscovered pacific ocean cargo cult will be much funnier.
Well, the Rillito river burial he got was more than he deserved.
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 01:47:55 PM
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 06, 2010, 03:12:29 PM
First order of business: As I am now out of the Holy ManTM business, I bequeath my Rain God title and all other holy offices, vestments, and/or Horrorsex equipment unto Payne, for the conversion of the heathens in Scotland. America has no use for Holy MenTM. Trust me on this...We Doktors know a hopeless case when we see one. As such, I am retiring the TGRR moniker for good. I needed to change my outlook anyway, as the one I had was no longer big enough.
I have noted weird effects on the weather the last few weeks, like someone is drunk in charge of it. Also, this would tally with Pixies own influence on the weather too, for I believe it is now fairly common knowledge that she has had a little Payne in her.
Also, I shall miss the TGRR moniker a little... But fuck it, TGRR was an asshole and I'm glad he's dead.
We should have fed him to wild animals.
What? Let him "accidentally" the entire food chain?
Yes.
If you lived here, you'd agree.
I agree even though I don't live there.
All those nukes aren't pointed at it just for the mothballed air force after all...
They'd just miss anyway.
Actually I just stole
Payne's weather control stuff mid coitius. The holyman stuff is his thing to deal with, and as punishment I have to defend our messiah from spags like Requia and deep fried Mars bars.
Hi, I'm Pixie and I am full of menstrual cramps and actually really suffering a psychotic episode. The weather is affected by my mood, to save yourself from erratic weather patterns please to be sending me our Messiah and the finest ales known to humanity. And drugs to stop the head squatters. Preferably that mythical anti psychotic pot that is my holy grail.
Altho it has mutated some in transmission all falling from the sky weather is under my control
Mwuhahaha.
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
All Hail the Rain Goddess! Please to not smite me for past spaggotry. Or future. Oh man, I'm so screwed!
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Hi, I'm Pixie and I am full of menstrual cramps and actually really suffering a psychotic episode.
:(
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
And she's
versatile!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
And she's versatile!
You're telling
me she's versatile.
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 09:12:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
And she's versatile!
You're telling me she's versatile.
One of these days you're gonna learn not to do shit like that. :lulz:
Hehe FP its more to do with mood. And personally I am a forgiving rain goddess. Phoenix may be washed away next monsoon season however.
Rog- yes it seems I have more triggers than I thought previously. It got worse at my dad's when his neighbour complained about the old man's volume on the teev.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 09:14:22 PM
Hehe FP its more to do with mood. And personally I am a forgiving rain goddess. Phoenix may be washed away next monsoon season however.
Rog- yes it seems I have more triggers than I thought previously. It got worse at my dad's when his neighbour complained about the old man's volume on the teev.
1. KILL PHOENIX. FOR THEIR OWN GOOD.
2. Yeah, but you do get used to it. Trust me on this one, I've been doing it a while. Or at least it seems that way.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 19, 2010, 09:13:08 PM
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
And she's versatile!
You're telling me she's versatile.
One of these days you're gonna learn not to do shit like that. :lulz:
I have no fear.
I do seem to have permanantly bruised shins, however...
Quote from: Payne on February 19, 2010, 09:16:07 PM
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 19, 2010, 08:27:10 PM
Love, your crazy Rain Goddess. I also do hail and snow. This is NOT optional.
I feel a name change coming on.
And she's versatile!
You're telling me she's versatile.
One of these days you're gonna learn not to do shit like that. :lulz:
I have no fear.
I do seem to have permanantly bruised shins, however...
You'll be wanting those when you're older.
He loves the bruised knees. Dirty wee spag.
Still all the snow did not manage to stop Payne going home.
:cry:
Ach I'll just have to channel moar grumpy next time.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 20, 2010, 02:08:19 PM
Ach I'll just have to channel moar grumpy next time.
....annnnnnnd Wales drowned.
The local effect in Hampshire is interesting. Rainbows rain and hail.
And as long as Pance has water wings, sod the Welsh.
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 20, 2010, 02:16:23 PM
The local effect in Hampshire is interesting. Rainbows rain and hail.
And as long as Pance has water wings, sod the Welsh.
Beats shagging them, I guess. Though I would totally do that.
Dok,
Isn't above bestiality.
:spittake:
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 20, 2010, 02:16:23 PM
The local effect in Hampshire is interesting. Rainbows rain and hail.
And as long as Pance has water wings, sod the Welsh.
Beats shagging them, I guess. Though I would totally do that.
Dok,
Isn't above bestiality.
:cry:
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Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on February 20, 2010, 02:16:23 PM
The local effect in Hampshire is interesting. Rainbows rain and hail.
And as long as Pance has water wings, sod the Welsh.
Beats shagging them, I guess. Though I would totally do that.
Dok,
Isn't above bestiality.
:cry:
Welsh people need love too.