I FIND OWL(s) FOR YUO!
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Found this fella googling "danger owl".
And these two:
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with "owl of mystery".
You cannot run:
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STFU!
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I'M TOTALLY AN OWL. FOR SERIOUS!
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FINGER OWLS!
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Wow, that one of the barn owl flying is crazy.
Rumckle,
never seen an owl in flight before
I've never seen a live owl outside of a cage. And then, rarely.
There used to be this barn owl named Owen at the Audubon Society here who would silently glide up, land on my shoulder and nibble my ear. I've been fond of owls ever since.
FINGER OWLS! DO WANT!
Also, I was woken up by an owl once chillin' outside of my bedroom window in Providence. The cats were going batshit and I heard hooting, so I opened the blinds and hebbo owl!
Hebbo!
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I love this thread!
I squeaked, then I farted then the front of my pance ran dark with pee.
I see owls here quite frequently.
I was at Jay Blanchard Park once on the wooded path and felt an eerie sensation and looked straight up into the trees and there was a giant damn owl staring straight down at me as hard as it could stare.
That dude was watching me for a while before I even knew he was there. Then I yelled "Hello Mr or Mrs owl!!" then snapped a photo, smiled and the thing looked away as if to say "Uch, dildo." like I was a tourist.
I love their smug attitudes.
Wowl. Just, wowl.
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http://owltattoos.blogspot.com/2009/04/hooting-in-connecticut.html
I really don't know what's going on here.
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Quote from: Alty on February 11, 2010, 05:44:32 PM
Wowl. Just, wowl.
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http://owltattoos.blogspot.com/2009/04/hooting-in-connecticut.html
NICE!
BAMP.
MISS YOU SQUIDDY!
OWELZ!!
No need to miss, I'm right here.
Quote from: Rumckle on February 10, 2010, 11:16:04 PM
Wow, that one of the barn owl flying is crazy.
Rumckle,
never seen an owl in flight before
Yeah, the mouse that took the photograph never saw one again.
PS- watched a giant hawk swoop down and snatch up a squirrel at work today. The whole office gasped and covered their mouths while I belted out a hearty laugh.
My job has no shortage of squirrels.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:24:11 AM
PS- watched a giant hawk swoop down and snatch up a squirrel at work today. The whole office gasped and covered their mouths while I belted out a hearty laugh.
My job has no shortage of squirrels.
So you must be the hawk. Swoop down at them as they approach the copier. BIKAW!
I do have a habit of creeping up behind them quietly in my draping black clothes and then being RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN THEIR FACE when they turn around. You can smell the fright on them.
It's the little things.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:27:21 AM
I do have a habit of creeping up behind them quietly in my draping black clothes and then being RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN THEIR FACE when they turn around. You can smell the fright on them.
It's the little things.
I do that, too. I have mastered the art of walking silently in engineer boots, through gravel.
Scares the VD scabs off the old bastards.
it's all i have.
well that and cannibalism "jokes"
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 02:31:37 AM
it's all i have.
well that and cannibalism "jokes"
My crew doesn't handle perverts well.
The poor bastards.
Me: I am the Emperor of Building C and protector of the welding shed!
Richard: Well at least you didn't say "empress".
Me: That's on the weekends.
Richard: :eek:
Jesus, and that was TAME.
Why are they so LAME?!?
UGH!
The simplest, dumbest things freak them out or make them sick or scare them..
FUCKING SISSY PUSSIES!
Phone conversation with my dad a few years back:
P3nTd4D "Hi Son, hows it going"
Me "Hi Dad, not too bad, hows shit with you?"
P3nTd4D "Aye, I'm okay. Just phoning to see if ...."
Me "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
P3nTd4D "?"
Me "Owl on head. Huge fucking talons. Hurts like a motherfucker. Gimme a sec..."
My pet barn owl, who I'd raised from a chick had just flown down from the top of the stairs and landed on my head. His way of saying "Hello mum, what's for dinner?"
We called him Bosley cos he could turn his head right the way round and I'd always had my suspicions that the weird looking little fuck from Charlies Angels could probably do that too.
They make great pets but they're a lot of work and they will totally trash your house if you keep them indoors.
My cats already keep my house nice and trashed for me.
Darnell (no penis) takes a dump in the box, hops out, sits in front of me, pisses on the floor while making eye contact.
Good morning.
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 14, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
My cats already keep my house nice and trashed for me.
Darnell (no penis) takes a dump in the box, hops out, sits in front of me, pisses on the floor while making eye contact.
Good morning.
I see he has not adjusted to the loss of his penis, which I'm sorry to hear about.