http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc
That absolutely NEVER fails to crack me up. Especially paired with "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast".
Paging Lewis Black... You are needed for a conniption fit on aisle 4...
:lulz:
The look on that chick's face is priceless. :lulz:
:lulz: :mittens:
Nice!
I'm pretty sure I've posted this here at least once, but someone referenced it the other day and I had to repost it.
ITT: I propose we try our damndest to further popularize the phrase "keep fuckin that chicken".
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Exactly. Keep fucking that chicken Alty.
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(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/keepcalamity.jpg)
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That guy is gold
Quote from: Alty on February 12, 2010, 01:46:54 AM
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:lulz: :lulz:
Hahahahaha :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
This is my favorite thread.
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natalie deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(rocks)
Shit you guys, I think I broke an egg...
Don't think about that - just keep on doing what you do. ;)
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...
This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.
To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."
:? Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.
:sad: chicken :?
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...
This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.
To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."
:? Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo :sad:
God damnit Germany.
Not sure whether fringey German fetishes are worse than fringey Japanese fetishes. They're both pretty disgusting.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...
This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.
To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."
:? Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo :sad:
Damn.
...did at least you tell her about the one with the news anchor?
THAT CHICKEN WANTED IT THEY COME WALKING AROUND YOU KNOW HOW THEY DO THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE FEATHERED TEASES
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 19, 2010, 03:31:29 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 17, 2010, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 17, 2010, 05:24:27 AM
Yeah, that works long enough until you pull out with yoke all over your...
This reminds me, I was trying to spread the good chicken-fucking news in meatspace last weekend. I said to this woman I had just met, "Hey d'ya see that video about chicken fucking." I was pretty drunk.
To my horror she said, "Yeah, that shit is sick. Those germans are fucked up."
:? Upon further inquiry I discovered there's apparently some video out there of a german guy actually fucking a chicken to death.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo :sad:
Damn.
...did at least you tell her about the one with the news anchor?
Well, yeah, I mean I tried. Kind of hard to follow up though.
Still, I don't think it should sully
our chicken-fucking related fun.
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 17, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
Not sure whether fringey German fetishes are worse than fringey Japanese fetishes. They're both pretty disgusting.
I don't know man... all things considered...if that's
all the trouble they're getting into, I say it's worth a few chickens.
I wonder if they eat them afterward?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 19, 2010, 03:47:22 AM
I wonder if they eat them afterward?
Why waste a perfectly good bird?
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 17, 2010, 07:05:16 AM
Not sure whether fringey German fetishes are worse than fringey Japanese fetishes. They're both pretty disgusting.
I
think
YOU MEANT
are "funner" than AND pretty "satifying"
You would say that...
...chicken-fucker.
As a general rule, keep fucking that chicken.
But to Germany: Stop fucking that chicken. What the hell it's colloquial you're so literalistic.
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Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:27:31 AM
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:lulz:
OMG WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING ON THE GERMANS????
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 19, 2010, 04:08:32 PM
OMG WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING ON THE GERMANS????
WEIL ICH ZU VIEL SPÄTZLE GEGESSEN HAB UND JETZT HAB BAUCHSCHMERTZEN!
VERDAMNT NOCHMAHL!
LEAVE THE GERMANS ALONE!
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Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2010, 04:57:29 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 19, 2010, 04:08:32 PM
OMG WHY DO YOU KEEP PICKING ON THE GERMANS????
WEIL ICH ZU VIEL SPÄTZLE GEGESSEN HAB UND JETZT HAB BAUCHSCHMERTZEN!
VERDAMNT NOCHMAHL!
you eat too much spatzle and what in the who now?
He has tummy ache.
ah.
thank you kind sir :)