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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM

Title: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
USE

          it

TO

          shoot arrows
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?

Sure.  We're not doing that British "standing still" thing, are we?
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:24:12 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:20:50 AM
USE

          it

TO

          shoot arrows

BOLTS

I wanna get some flint and craft my own supersharp arrowheads for better piercing.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:25:36 AM
HEY

          sounds like

YOU'RE

          already there
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:31:30 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:22:11 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

I got a ballista in Fall River waiting for me. Wanna play tag?

Sure.  We're not doing that British "standing still" thing, are we?

We're playing pretend. You play a Pict who stole the crossbow, and I'll play the centurion with heavy artillery and see what happens.


Also, this is probably going to be our next siege endeavor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybolos
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:32:27 AM
THAT.  Is sexy.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:43:01 AM
WHAT

          boots are you guys wearing

AND

          does this involve werewolves?
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:46:00 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on February 26, 2010, 03:43:01 AM
WHAT

          boots are you guys wearing

AND

          does this involve werewolves?

Footwear of the 'jack' persuasion.

Yes.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:46:11 AM
Nope.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:47:16 AM
Well, it could.   Potentially.

If gangs of furries attack my house.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:52:14 AM
Also, I'm totally getting a lorica segmentata to fire this sucker, and I want severe plumage on my helmet and a red tunic.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
Like, bigger than your whole upper body.  That would kick deadly ass.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:54:37 AM
Like, bigger than your whole upper body.  That would kick deadly ass.

Yeah, we're hoping that by Pennsic NEXT year (not this coming summer), my seige partner and I will be totally Roman armored and be shouting our fire commands in Latin. We're also going to get sword and board and spear heavy quals. Just because we should in case the lines get too close.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 04:26:55 AM
Do you make your own armor, or do you know a guy?
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 04:34:15 AM
I'm going to have to know a guy really soon.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2010, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

You should come camping with myself, ECHGF, and some friends once the weather is reliable enough. We can trade things to shoot, and shoot at things with those things. I know some good spots out in the desert, and some even better spots up in the Cascades.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 04:34:15 AM
I'm going to have to know a guy really soon.

:evil:

OK, I need to put heads together with Enzo and Ouzel on this.
Lorica segmentata is just bends in flat stock, so we just need a shear and an English wheel.  (An English wheel could ALSO have use doing aluminum parts, or straightening blades.) 

I've been looking for a place to put one, and it'd make sense to have it at a more spacious area than the monastery...
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 26, 2010, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 26, 2010, 04:34:15 AM
I'm going to have to know a guy really soon.

:evil:

OK, I need to put heads together with Enzo and Ouzel on this.
Lorica segmentata is just bends in flat stock, so we just need a shear and an English wheel.  (An English wheel could ALSO have use doing aluminum parts, or straightening blades.) 

I've been looking for a place to put one, and it'd make sense to have it at a more spacious area than the monastery...


...You were looking for a excuse to do Roman armor, weren't you?
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2010, 03:56:27 PM
I'm looking for an excuses to:

1: Make armor.  Hell, play with metal in general.
2: Tool porn
3: Get more possibilities as far as working / fabricating metal into the the hands of myself and our cronies.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Suu on February 26, 2010, 04:10:36 PM
Lyle needs armor too.

MATCHING ROMAN ARMOR BEHIND A FUCKING BALLISTA.



Yes. This.

Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Richter on February 26, 2010, 04:26:03 PM
 :evil:
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 08:29:23 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 26, 2010, 08:28:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on February 26, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
It's got a 150-lb string. 

What should I do with it?  :evil:

You should come camping with myself, ECHGF, and some friends once the weather is reliable enough. We can trade things to shoot, and shoot at things with those things. I know some good spots out in the desert, and some even better spots up in the Cascades.

Awesome. 

I didn't know we had a desert.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2010, 08:42:25 PM
what? for real? dude, over half of the state is a desert, as is over half of WA. the two states really should have been divided by the Cascades, not the Columbia. I spent alot of time when I was younger exploring the area around the Tri-Cities, mostly on the WA side of the river but also in OR between Umatilla and Pendleton. There's some cool spots out there, and some of them haven't been ruined yet since you can't get there without a pretty sturdy 4x4.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 08:50:31 PM
Sounds incredible.  I've only been camping as far as the cascades, which was a long time ago. 
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2010, 08:59:41 PM
I have seen few sights as beautiful as sitting on top of Rattlesnake Ridge just before dawn on a clear night. If it's clear enough, you can see the lights of Spokane in the distance followed by an incredible palette of color as the sun rises over the desert. Then, when it's light enough to see the "road" you drove up on, you can make a speed-run down through the boulderfields, over the washboard dirt track, and down into Weber Canyon. Follow it all up with a breakfast of Rainier Beer and the awesome breakfast burritos from the Conoco in Benton City and an afternoon of rattlesnake hunting out at Horn Rapids, and you've got a pretty good weekend in the making.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 09:06:52 PM
10/10

I am totally down.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
Sweet. This gives me incentive to get my 4x4 fixed before I have to leave for the summer.
Title: Re: Whee! I got a crossbow!
Post by: Jasper on February 26, 2010, 09:49:21 PM
Outstanding.  :D