Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Dimocritus on March 01, 2010, 04:58:23 PM

Title: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 01, 2010, 04:58:23 PM
This is an article that was printed in the most recent issue of my campus newspaper. I did not write this article and am not on the newspaper staff but I am the "as of yet unquantified number of active individuals" the article refers to. I did write the statement, but they decided to not use my original, image heavy, crazy formatted copy which, IMO, is a lot better looking. The article itself isn't necessarily the most accurate article, but at least they did some research. This is the first issue of my loose involvement with this paper. Future plans are to have posters actually printed inside the paper, as well as some fake adverts and kopy-left writings.

(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/unfiltered.jpg)

Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Cramulus on March 01, 2010, 05:00:15 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/forum/mittens2.gif)
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Telarus on March 01, 2010, 07:33:21 PM
:awesome:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 01, 2010, 08:32:18 PM
 :ninja::hi5::thumb:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 01, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
Very nicely done, Dimo.   :lulz:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Remington on March 02, 2010, 03:46:40 AM
Holy shit, we need an UBERMITTENS smiley.

Awesome work!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: the last yatto on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 02, 2010, 06:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we

oh... yeah... oops
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Remington on March 02, 2010, 07:16:06 AM
I need to buy a laser printer, and do this.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 02, 2010, 07:58:54 AM
Great job!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 02, 2010, 08:00:28 AM
SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!
   \
:pax:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Triple Zero on March 02, 2010, 11:27:59 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 06:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we

oh... yeah... oops

either way , KEEP IT UP :mittens:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 02, 2010, 07:51:28 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 02, 2010, 11:27:59 AM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 06:55:31 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on March 02, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
or they are reading it too much into your use of we

oh... yeah... oops

either way , KEEP IT UP :mittens:

That's what she said  :lulz:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Remington on March 02, 2010, 08:33:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.
Dischorde!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 02, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.

To be fair, I do have a small handful of people that help out in there own way, usually just watching my back so I don't get jumped by the Greys, but every little bit counts! Hopefully, though, someday they'll come into their own and even maybe join us here. All in good time.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: DIMOVOLCANO on March 02, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.

To be fair, I do have a small handful of people that help out in there own way, usually just watching my back so I don't get jumped by the Greys, but every little bit counts! Hopefully, though, someday they'll come into their own and even maybe join us here. All in good time.

Yeah, corruption doesn't happen overnight.  You have to work at it, bit by bit.

Like we're doing with Mistress Freeky.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Freeky on March 03, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: DIMOVOLCANO on March 02, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.

To be fair, I do have a small handful of people that help out in there own way, usually just watching my back so I don't get jumped by the Greys, but every little bit counts! Hopefully, though, someday they'll come into their own and even maybe join us here. All in good time.

Yeah, corruption doesn't happen overnight.  You have to work at it, bit by bit.

Like we're doing with Mistress Freeky.

Wait. What?  :aww:
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 03:46:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 03, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
Quote from: DIMOVOLCANO on March 02, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 02, 2010, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM
Thanks dudes. Once they start printing posterGASMs, then it'll be truly awesome. I'm getting tired of sliding them into stacks of papers myself. What I think is funny is that I hit up the place so hard that they think I'm multiple people :lulz:

Just imagine when you GET multiple people.

To be fair, I do have a small handful of people that help out in there own way, usually just watching my back so I don't get jumped by the Greys, but every little bit counts! Hopefully, though, someday they'll come into their own and even maybe join us here. All in good time.

Yeah, corruption doesn't happen overnight.  You have to work at it, bit by bit.

Like we're doing with Mistress Freeky.

Wait. What?  :aww:

Nothing.

You saw nothing.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: tjg92 on March 03, 2010, 03:54:32 AM
Nice  :D
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Freeky on March 03, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 03:46:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 03, 2010, 03:24:39 AM

Wait. What?  :aww:

Nothing.

You saw nothing.

I call shenanigans on that, sir!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 03, 2010, 08:32:50 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 03, 2010, 05:57:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 03, 2010, 03:46:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 03, 2010, 03:24:39 AM

Wait. What?  :aww:

Nothing.

You saw nothing.

I call shenanigans on that, sir!

Just relax and let the good doctor do his work.
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Freeky on March 03, 2010, 08:35:20 PM
 :x I am resistant to corruption! Not immune, but definitely resistant!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: NWC on March 28, 2010, 12:10:31 AM
 :lulz:

nice!
Title: Re: PosterGASM works...
Post by: Dimocritus on March 28, 2010, 04:41:49 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 27, 2010, 03:49:29 AM

For some retarded reason, i thought this was over 2 months ago and its only been about 25 days.

Maybe the things you suggested they print used up too much ink and thats why they didnt use it?

Its nice that you accomplished getting an entire page

:thumb:

I think at this point they're trying to get me on the writers staff before they print any of my propaganda/rants. I'm not sure if I'm going to do it, though. It'll be a bit harder to maintain anonymity if I'm on the staff... We'll see what happens...