Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: NWC on March 03, 2010, 06:51:08 PM

Title: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: NWC on March 03, 2010, 06:51:08 PM
BITCHES
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs004.snc3/11153_1191864154339_1160430123_30521313_5056972_n.jpg)
DON'T
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3342/235/78/508398749/n508398749_1755086_736296.jpg)
KNOW
(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs037.snc3/12447_1200279804725_1160430123_30540276_7116440_n.jpg)


'bout my 'stache

beWARE my facial HAIR




also the bunny, he'll fuck you up
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 03, 2010, 06:59:17 PM
YOUR GULDEN DRAAK HAS BETTER STACHE!!
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 03, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
let me know when you can grow it in at the corners.

:ECH:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: NotPublished on March 03, 2010, 09:36:03 PM
Please report to C-Sector for Termination.

Have a nice day.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: notathing on March 03, 2010, 09:41:01 PM
lol bitches don't know  :lulz:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: The Wizard on March 03, 2010, 09:41:32 PM
QuotePlease report to C-Sector for Termination.

Have a nice day.

The Computer is your friend. Trust the Computer.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Jasper on March 04, 2010, 05:41:30 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 03, 2010, 07:26:48 PM
let me know when you can grow it in at the corners.

:ECH:

Corners?
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: PeregrineBF on March 04, 2010, 08:12:40 AM
I used to. Had to shave it because of work. :argh!:

Also, Derek has one of the best 'staches ever.
(http://www.cord.edu/dept/sports/sportsbackup/highimage/flann_derek_02_hr.jpg)
There is a reason you can buy T-Shirts (http://www.zazzle.com/derek_shc_t_shirt-235711704246074885) with him.

(http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/images/smiles/monoclederek.gif)
(http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/images/smiles/derek.png)
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: notathing on March 04, 2010, 10:00:34 AM
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/stachespag.jpg)
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: NWC on March 04, 2010, 11:06:19 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 04, 2010, 10:00:34 AM
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r129/cluelessgirl314/stachespag.jpg)
:lulz: !

so awesome, and so so true


btw I'm trying to figure out what to do with my facial hair for carnival, I'm supposed to dress up and all I have so far is hair gel and alot of hair on my face and head.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Oh, you saucy Italians.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

:fap:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Oh, you saucy Italians.

Well, I don't think anyone can really see it. I've been ripping it out since I was like 15. However, *I* know it's there, and I'm not up to the pain tolerance yet to get my upper lip threaded, so wax and then wax burn it is.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
If you're willing, I can apply some balm to that upper lip.




LMNO
- with a moft cvriouf method of application.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:16:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:14:38 PM
If you're willing, I can apply some balm to that upper lip.




LMNO
- with a moft cvriouf method of application.

:fap: :fap: :fap:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Richter on March 04, 2010, 08:20:14 PM
 :spluff:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:20:50 PM
How odd.  A relevant smiley.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Richter on March 04, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
:richter:

My stache is in emote form.  DNT.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Verbal Mike on March 04, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
I had a pathetic pseudo-'stache that was hardly visible after like three months of vigilantly not doing anything to it. So last week, I killed it.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: LMNO on March 04, 2010, 08:35:14 PM
:emo:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: NotPublished on March 04, 2010, 08:42:04 PM
I SHAVE.
I SHAVE DAILY.

If I don't bad things start to happen....
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 04, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Shave?

This is 21 century.  Use Nair like real men.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 04, 2010, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 09:43:40 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on March 04, 2010, 09:42:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
I have a stache....I'm overdue for a wax.  :oops:

And on that note, does anyone have advice for shaving their balls?

Yeah.  Don't.

How else will I get a tattoo of my own portrait on them?

Tia Tequila pic on 'em or GTFO.

She has entered the fold of images I will consider.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Suu on March 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: -Kel- on March 04, 2010, 11:12:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.

:lulz: :evil: :lulz:
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 11:41:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.

You.

Are.

A.

GODDESS!
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: NWC on March 05, 2010, 11:30:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 08:15:34 PM
THERE GO MY NIPPLES AGAIN

There go my NIPPLES AGAIN!
Title: Re: Does anyone here even HAVE a 'stache?
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:23:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 04, 2010, 11:41:54 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 04, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
That reminds me, I made sure while during one of my last showers at the house I gave myself a trim...with J's nosehair scissors.


-Suu
Revenge is a dish best served cold and with a side of short and curlies.

You.

Are.

A.

GODDESS!


We are, after all...professionals.