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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: Chef on July 15, 2004, 03:31:12 AM

Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 15, 2004, 03:31:12 AM
I FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO A CRAZY OPIE CONVENTION.
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 03:31:43 AM
you did mah brotha, ya dig?
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Post by: gnimbley on July 15, 2004, 03:35:37 AM
Crazy Opie.

Is that like Andy Griffith on drugs?
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 03:36:44 AM
or an O pie?


Ide kill to have pie that gives you an,,,,


Oh I better just leave it at that

^^halo^^
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Post by: gnimbley on July 15, 2004, 03:37:28 AM
an,,,, open mind?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 15, 2004, 03:38:44 AM
only fools are open minded, an empty mind is the wellspring of multiiplicative synergetic karaoke.
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 03:40:53 AM
OOO
nice new Icon there H man
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 15, 2004, 03:52:56 AM
it's from a postcard from beyond th e mountain Q'af. they have a lvoely little gift shop there.
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Post by: Das Raddiche on July 15, 2004, 04:10:22 AM
Quote from: ChefI FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO A CRAZY OPIE CONVENTION.


No shit i got that feeling when i popped into this dimension.

however most of these intrusions into personal reality are far from opies. and the others harmless cabbages.

BUT NONE COMPARE TO THE RADISH!!!!!



HAIL TO THE ALMIGHTY RADISH OF DISCORD!!!


P.S. horabs avatar sucks ass
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Post by: sakredchao on July 15, 2004, 05:19:53 AM
this isn't the disney channel
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Post by: Bella on July 15, 2004, 05:56:34 AM
Quote from: horabonly fools are open minded, an empty mind is the wellspring of multiiplicative synergetic karaoke.
Hi horab.....I just came from karaoke. It was extremely synergetic.

Quote from: Malaulyou did mah brotha, ya dig?
Ahem......you always get the gender wrong sometimes, Malaul.
What if this person is a female?

PS: Hi Radish........I see you're back again. :P
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Trollax on July 15, 2004, 06:01:26 AM
Quote from: ChefI FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO A CRAZY OPIE CONVENTION.

Then you've come to the right place. Please sit down while we give you a mind enema...
Oh and by the way, we now have all your relevant details and are ready to indoctrinate you into our cult. Just sign this form and your life as you know it will be over...
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Post by: Chef on July 15, 2004, 06:29:36 AM
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: ChefI FEEL LIKE I JUST WALKED INTO A CRAZY OPIE CONVENTION.

Then you've come to the right place. Please sit down while we give you a mind enema...
Oh and by the way, we now have all your relevant details and are ready to indoctrinate you into our cult. Just sign this form and your life as you know it will be over...

CHEF DON'T NEED A MIND ENEMA.  HE THINKS THE TUBE WOULD HURT, GOING UP DAT FAR!

DEAL!

AND 1!!!
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 01:21:53 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Malaulyou did mah brotha, ya dig?
Ahem......you always get the gender wrong sometimes, Malaul.
What if this person is a female?


Do I mess the gender up sometimes?
or always?

care to pick just one time frame?

and well this time, Something tells me that Im correct, I dunno
call it womens intuition!!
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Post by: Wishfarple on July 15, 2004, 01:26:17 PM
Didn't they just stick Courtney Love in a women's intuition?
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 01:33:36 PM
I saw that yesterday on teh news inna diner

I didnt get to see the OC on it, but it was somethign about a missgarage and drugs from what IVe been told,,,
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Post by: Bella on July 15, 2004, 05:08:35 PM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Malaulyou did mah brotha, ya dig?
Ahem......you always get the gender wrong sometimes, Malaul.
What if this person is a female?


Do I mess the gender up sometimes?
or always?

care to pick just one time frame?

and well this time, Something tells me that Im correct, I dunno
call it womens intuition!!
I pick the time frame of usually.

I couldn't decide last night because I was under the influence of several beers and quite a few margaritas......not to mention the rush provided by playing ninja with my sister..... and wasn't quite myself.

Zorga's a really bad influence on me.

I sssssswear none of it was my idea.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 15, 2004, 05:10:11 PM
How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?
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Post by: Malaul on July 15, 2004, 05:14:51 PM
what makes you think one of em hasnt already?
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Post by: Bella on July 15, 2004, 05:17:59 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Malaulyou did mah brotha, ya dig?
Ahem......you always get the gender wrong sometimes, Malaul.
What if this person is a female?


Do I mess the gender up sometimes?
or always?

care to pick just one time frame?

and well this time, Something tells me that Im correct, I dunno
call it womens intuition!!
I pick the time frame of usually.

I couldn't decide last night because I was under the influence of several beers and quite a few margaritas......not to mention the rush provided by playing ninja with my sister..... and wasn't quite myself.

Zorga's a really bad influence on me.

I sssssswear none of it was my idea.

How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?
You're funny.
I have two sisters on the forum and one greyface sister, as well.

I'm not sure if Demonica is single or not.......haven't spoken to her in a couple of days. :wink:

Zorga is married.......again.
She has had many many husbands, but the current one is my favorite.

I'm in the middle of a divorce, so I'm semi-single.
And we don't tell our ages in public, but I betcha we're older than you are.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 15, 2004, 05:21:52 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom

Quote from: Malaulyou did mah brotha, ya dig?
Ahem......you always get the gender wrong sometimes, Malaul.
What if this person is a female?


Do I mess the gender up sometimes?
or always?

care to pick just one time frame?

and well this time, Something tells me that Im correct, I dunno
call it womens intuition!!
I pick the time frame of usually.

I couldn't decide last night because I was under the influence of several beers and quite a few margaritas......not to mention the rush provided by playing ninja with my sister..... and wasn't quite myself.

Zorga's a really bad influence on me.

I sssssswear none of it was my idea.

How old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?
You're funny.
I have two sisters on the forum and one greyface sister, as well.

I'm not sure if Demonica is single or not.......haven't spoken to her in a couple of days. :wink:

Zorga is married.......again.
She has had many many husbands, but the current one is my favorite.

I'm in the middle of a divorce, so I'm semi-single.
And we don't tell our ages in public, but I betcha we're older than you are.

I love you all.  Too bad the Polyfather is ignoring me at the moment, or I'd ask him some questions.

But yes, I bet you're all more wise than I.  I'm only... uh...

...
...

19?
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Post by: Bella on July 15, 2004, 05:23:38 PM
Well, then you're just the right age for my daughter.
Or my nieces.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 15, 2004, 05:26:27 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWell, then you're just the right age for my daughter.
Or my nieces.

*Sticks a refridgerator on his head, gets on his jeans, white shirt and red sweat jacket*

Fry went a courtin' and he did ride unh huh, unh huh...

Fry went a courtin' and he did ride, something something something and Bender is great unh huh...
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Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on July 15, 2004, 06:40:26 PM
Quote from: sakredchaothis isn't the disney channel

:cry:  :cry: You bastards lied to me! :cry:  :cry:  :cry:
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Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on July 15, 2004, 06:43:30 PM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 15, 2004, 07:09:04 PM
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSC
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?

I could tell you, but Mal2 is saying that it's supposed to be a secret 'cause it's one of those blindingly obvious things, like why our noses point down and why fjords and fnords make five fives five times over.
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Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on July 15, 2004, 07:24:38 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSC
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?

I could tell you, but Mal2 is saying that it's supposed to be a secret 'cause it's one of those blindingly obvious things, like why our noses point down and why fjords and fnords make five fives five times over.

Oh, I've got it! Does it go to the pentagon where a blackhole then sends it to Japan so that they can use their superior technology to breast-feed it to Cthulhu who then digests it and it ends up inside our heads in the form of memories?
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Post by: SMFabal on July 15, 2004, 10:31:45 PM
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSC
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?
I takes me back to the time I snuck into New York, climbed buildinmg after building until I found were Velvet Jesus was living, hid in shadows with a video camera, followed her to and from work, left flowers everywhere she when, and offered to sacrifice various body parts to prove my love. :twisted: (ah, the good old days: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19569&highlight=#19569 )
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Post by: The Commander on July 19, 2004, 11:26:43 PM
I seem to remember us more hormonal uncooth manly types got into a bit of trouble for being a little too enthusiastic about how incredibly attractive the women on the board are.  Ahhhh....the good ol' days. *wipes tear from eye*


I still like MILFS!!!!!! Hubba Hubba!

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: Malaul on July 19, 2004, 11:27:42 PM
I dont remember that happening
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 08:57:51 AM
Quote from: MalaulI dont remember that happening

the milf loving or the hormonal menfolk?
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Post by: Malaul on July 20, 2004, 10:54:28 AM
the over enthusiasm...

I know we are all overly hormonal,.,..
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Post by: Guido Finucci on July 20, 2004, 01:33:15 PM
Quote from: MalaulI dont remember that happening

It last happened very shortly after you joined up.
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Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on July 20, 2004, 07:51:14 PM
Quote from: SMFabal
Quote from: Pope Lucifer KSC
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow old are you and your sister, are either of your single, and how much would I have to flatter and impress the both of you to get one of you to notice me?

Aah that takes me back to when I first found out Bella was a fair-skinned, green-eyed red-head. Where does time fly to, where does time go.....?
I takes me back to the time I snuck into New York, climbed buildinmg after building until I found were Velvet Jesus was living, hid in shadows with a video camera, followed her to and from work, left flowers everywhere she when, and offered to sacrifice various body parts to prove my love. :twisted: (ah, the good old days: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19569&highlight=#19569 )

Holy Kaput! That's a spicy meatball! Uh, I mean, what a gorgeous sight for these woe beaten eyes. Let my love for this goddess form a constellation that it may be seen all over the world, a beacon for all those losing heart that they may know..... Goddess walks among us, every woman has Eris inside of Her, it's a lover's job to look deep enough into Her eyes to find the magic that makes life so special.

On a slightly different note.....DAMN!!!!!

:cry: Luxie wants his Jesus :cry:
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Post by: The Commander on July 20, 2004, 08:50:46 PM
Yup...it was a lot like that.

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 09:21:34 PM
why can't yall do that for me eh?
can't a guy be told how pretty he is soemtimes... :mrgreen: :lol:
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Post by: Bella on July 20, 2004, 09:22:50 PM
I thought it was already established that you're pretty damned pretty, Horab. :wink:
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 09:26:28 PM
well soemtimes us guys need reminding ya know, we slave all day at the office and when we come home we have to do the chores and do we get a "honey i liek your butt in those sweatpants" or honeyy, i love how hot you look in your suit"? no of course nto cuz nobody loves us it's ture and if it weren't nobody says it, we aren't mind readers ya know...

/me gets all hormonal all over the place...


:lol:
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Post by: Bella on July 20, 2004, 09:30:48 PM
Quote from: Grand Imam Horabwell soemtimes us guys need reminding ya know, we slave all day at the office and when we come home we have to do the chores and do we get a "honey i liek your butt in those sweatpants" or honeyy, i love how hot you look in your suit"? no of course nto cuz nobody loves us it's ture and if it weren't nobody says it, we aren't mind readers ya know...

/me gets all hormonal all over the place...


:lol:
Excuse, but you're channeling one of my sisters again.
I'd tell you which one, but then she would have to kill me.

By the way, Horab...it's obvious to all the females on this board that you do indeed look hot in your suit.
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 09:33:16 PM
:oops:  :twisted:
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Post by: fluffy on July 20, 2004, 10:06:08 PM
honey i liek your butt in those sweatpants

(http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v314/gnimbley/efb.gif) (http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v314/gnimbley/beating_heart.gif) (http://img17.exs.cx/img17/9173/135345610640fd84c2711e8.jpg)
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 20, 2004, 10:30:59 PM
awww shucks. and i don't even own any sweat pants.

what a sweety :mrgreen:
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Post by: illusion on July 21, 2004, 05:33:37 PM
I don't own any sweat pants, either.
Can't see the need for them when I hate to sweat, ya know?
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 21, 2004, 05:37:49 PM
what about sweet pants.
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Post by: illusion on July 21, 2004, 05:39:31 PM
I don't know.

Horab? Do you own any sweet pants?
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Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 21, 2004, 07:52:32 PM
all my pants are sweet.
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Post by: Malaul on July 21, 2004, 08:30:35 PM
HAHAHAH
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Post by: The Commander on July 21, 2004, 08:33:00 PM
What about your shorts? Are those sweet as well?

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 23, 2004, 07:07:01 AM
Speaking of sweet pants,

Confusio, I smacked the Polyfather for ignoring you, but then he said he wasn't and that you were just confusing him with some hot-dog vendor. Wahtever the fuck that means.

Oh well, carry on.

*Packs twenty pounds of C4 into a truck and has someone crash it into the house where sweet pants are made*

*KABOOM*

Ah, much better now.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 23, 2004, 07:12:24 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCSpeaking of sweet pants,

Confusio, I smacked the Polyfather for ignoring you, but then he said he wasn't and that you were just confusing him with some hot-dog vendor. Wahtever the fuck that means.

Oh well, carry on.

*Packs twenty pounds of C4 into a truck and has someone crash it into the house where sweet pants are made*

*KABOOM*

Ah, much better now.

Mal2 was sore wroth about you smacking him, and now he's telling me that I'm gonna be the one making the nonbelievers into the Mao buttons.

I complained that this was a promotion of sorts, and he just shrugged and said, "Welcome to the Corporate Randomizer."
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Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 23, 2004, 07:16:32 AM
Yeah, I can tell you he was very sore about me smacking him. He stole all of my tequila. (The bastard.) Not that I have any complaints.

Gods know we need some more Mao buttons around here.
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Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on July 23, 2004, 05:17:12 PM
::passes Hugh some more tequila and hides all of his sweetpants::
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Post by: The Commander on July 23, 2004, 09:59:51 PM
My Mao button doesn't work.  It just clicks and buzzes when I press it.

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: Bella on July 24, 2004, 05:30:16 PM
Quote from: The CommanderMy Mao button doesn't work.  It just clicks and buzzes when I press it.

The Commander
DIA

Have you tried changing the batteries, Commander?
Here, let me help you with it, you poor sweetie.


Malaul? Riff?
Which of us assassins is assigned to the Commander these days?
Whoever it is, really ought to make sure his Mao button works.
You know how cranky he gets when it doesn't!
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Post by: Malaul on July 24, 2004, 07:19:38 PM
hmmm
thats a good point

Ill be happy to take care of him ::dirty look:: since I have no real boss since Riff went away  
:cry:  :cry:

Ill get a memo out right now to get a new one for him , or just fix the old one...
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Post by: Bella on July 25, 2004, 04:44:57 AM
Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:
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Post by: Das Raddiche on July 25, 2004, 07:11:22 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCYeah, I can tell you he was very sore about me smacking him. He stole all of my tequila. (The bastard.) Not that I have any complaints.

Gods know we need some more Mao buttons around here.


::sends Hugh a case of El Jimador::

::shakes his fist sweet leg garments::
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Post by: The Commander on July 25, 2004, 07:20:55 PM
Somethin' shiney??? What??? Where??? *swivels head around quickly*

*wanders off in random direction*

the Commander
DIA
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Post by: Malaul on July 26, 2004, 02:33:58 AM
::tosses ball of tinfoil away into teh distance::


FETCH!!!
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Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 26, 2004, 04:15:02 AM
I got your shiny object, right here!

*grabs a mirror and flings it at The Commander*
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Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:27:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?
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Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:28:52 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?
Hey Chef!
Where you been?

Yup, we're weirdos, alright.
Thanks for noticing. :P
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Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 07:29:27 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

The Capslock key is the Goddess' way of identifying people with whom discourse is pointless.
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Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:31:42 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?
Hey Chef!
Where you been?

Yup, we're weirdos, alright.
Thanks for noticing. :P

BEEN CLUBBIN' WIT TALUFA.  DUMBASS JUST GOT US KICKED OUT AGAIN, THEN HE SPILLED HIS CROWN & COKE IN THE VAN.

IF HE WASN'T SO DAMNED MEAN, I'D SKOOL HIS ASS.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CHEF,
WISHES TALUFA HADN'T HIDDEN THE WAR CLUB.
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Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:32:42 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things. :roll:

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

The Capslock key is the Goddess' way of identifying people with whom discourse is pointless.

WHAT IS POINTLESS?  I WAS ONLY TALKING TO HER, NOT DOIN' THE NASTY.

CHEF,
THINKS YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
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Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:33:37 AM
He sounds like my sister, Zorga.
She's always getting us kicked out.......just can't behave herself in public.

She never ever spills a drink, though.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 26, 2004, 07:33:53 AM
Seven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:35:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe sounds like my sister, Zorga.
She's always getting us kicked out.......just can't behave herself in public.

She never ever spills a drink, though.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD GO BOWLING.  YOUR SISTER LIKE TONGANS WITH GIANTISM?

MAYBE SHE CAN TEACH THE MORAN SOME MANNERS.

DAMN.

CHEF,
HAS TO SCOTCHGUARD THE VAN, NOW.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:37:14 AM
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% O(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mittens.gif)NED!
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 26, 2004, 07:38:42 AM
Quote from: ChefNONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

Which question would that be?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:38:54 AM
Kinda late to Scotchguard the van, isn't it?

I'll have to ask Zorga how she feels about bowling with gigantic men with no manners.
My guess is, it won't much appeal.
Not that she doesn't like Tongans, cuz we have a half-Tongan half brother.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:40:47 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomKinda late to Scotchguard the van, isn't it?

I'll have to ask Zorga how she feels about bowling with gigantic men with no manners.
My guess is, it won't much appeal.
Not that she doesn't like Tongans, cuz we have a half-Tongan half brother.

H2D!  YOUR STEP MOMMA WAS A TONGAN?

I CAN'T BLAME ZORGA.  TALUFA IS A ONE MAN TRAIN WRECK.  HE ONCE KICKED THE DOOR TO MY CRIB IN, CAUSE HE LOST HIS KEY.  DUMB BASTARD KICKED IT RIGHT OFF THE HINGES.

CHEF,
STILL OWES HIM PAYBACK.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:41:36 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: ChefNONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

Which question would that be?

READ THE THREAD TITLE, EINSTIEN!

DAMN!

CHEF,
HATES REPEATING HIMSELF TO STOOPID OPIES.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:44:39 AM
Uhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:46:24 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomUhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:47:11 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomUhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.
Yup, she sure should have.
If it had been me, I would have ventilated him for sure.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:49:23 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomUhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.
Yup, she sure should have.
If it had been me, I would have ventilated him for sure.

THIS IS WHY THE CHEF AIN'T MARRIED.  TOO MANY MILFs, AND MOST OF THEM ARE PACKIN'.

CHEF,
TRUSTS THEIR AIM MORE THAN HIS POLYNESIAN HORMONES.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:50:03 AM
Wise move on your part, I'd say.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:52:32 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWise move on your part, I'd say.

TRUE DAT.  TALUFA'S DUMBASS BROTHER GOT SHOT IN THA NADS FOR THAT ONCE.

POW!  NO MORE DOIN' THE NASTY FOR ONE CARELESS TONGAN!

CHEF,
WEARS A KEVLAR JOCKSTRAP.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 07:54:02 AM
Ouch! There's a part of me that says "good for whoever shot him", and another part that just says, "Ouch!"

No wonder you're still single.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 07:57:10 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOuch! There's a part of me that says "good for whoever shot him", and another part that just says, "Ouch!"

No wonder you're still single.

LIKE THA SONG SEZ:  DIDJA EVER HAVE TO FINALLY DECIDE?

CHEF D,
HASN'T HAD TO FINALLY DECIDE.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:01:18 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.

I FIGURED YOU WOULD, OPIE.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:02:18 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.

I FIGURED YOU WOULD, OPIE.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.

I think you need to learn how to exercise your pinky.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 08:04:00 AM
He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:04:53 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 08:05:35 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:07:46 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

Aww.  Damn. :(
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:08:04 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:09:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

NOT ME.  YUO EVER TRY TO GET CROWN AND COKE OFF THE SEAT OF A VAN?

DAMN.

CHEF,
WILL FIND THAT DAMN WARCLUB.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:09:38 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Bella on July 26, 2004, 08:10:31 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

Aww.  Damn. :(
Damn, indeed.
It's hard to win when your opponent isn't playing the same game.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:12:01 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

BRING IT, MUNCHAUSEN-BOI!

14TH AND MINNA!  BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE!

HOLLA!
\
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Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:13:08 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.
Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

Aww.  Damn. :(
Damn, indeed.
It's hard to win when your opponent isn't playing the same game.

THAT FREAK WOULDN'T KNOW PLAYIN' IF IT BIT HIM ON HIS ASS.

CIGAW?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:35:37 AM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

BRING IT, MUNCHAUSEN-BOI!

14TH AND MINNA!  BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE!

HOLLA!
\
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The name's Kleist.

von Kleist.

As in 'from/of' Kleist.

As in the city.

As in the castle my family owned, before it became a national landmark.

Other half of the family, the other german half, is Falkenstein.

Means 'Falcon-stone'.

The had a large castle, also.

Google for Falkenstein Castle, and you can see it.

So beware.

I have legions at my command.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:39:19 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef

As in the castle my family owned, before it because a national landmark.



So beware.

I have legions at my command.

BEFORE IT WHAT?  SLOW DOWN, SON, BEFORE YOU HYPERVENTILATE.

YOU GOTS LEGIONS?  I GOT DA 'NESIAN PLAYAS.

ME = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/digtbk.gif)

YUO = (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/fucked.gif)

CIGAW?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:42:42 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

BRING IT, MUNCHAUSEN-BOI!

14TH AND MINNA!  BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE!

HOLLA!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/pimp.gif)

The name's Kleist.

von Kleist.

As in 'from/of' Kleist.

As in the city.

As in the castle my family owned, before it became a national landmark.

Other half of the family, the other german half, is Falkenstein.

Means 'Falcon-stone'.

The had a large castle, also.

Google for Falkenstein Castle, and you can see it.

So beware.

I have legions at my command.

I see no problems.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 08:44:45 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

BRING IT, MUNCHAUSEN-BOI!

14TH AND MINNA!  BRING A TEDDY BEAR FOR YOUR GHETTO SHRINE!

HOLLA!
\
(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/pimp.gif)

The name's Kleist.

von Kleist.

As in 'from/of' Kleist.

As in the city.

As in the castle my family owned, before it became a national landmark.

Other half of the family, the other german half, is Falkenstein.

Means 'Falcon-stone'.

The had a large castle, also.

Google for Falkenstein Castle, and you can see it.

So beware.

I have legions at my command.

I see no problems.

TOO LATE FOR THA EDIT, SON.  YOU BLINKED.

169% (http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mittens.gif)

CHEF DIESEL,
KNOWS A PUNK-ASS OPIE WHEN HE SEES ONE.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 08:57:41 AM
How about this:  You, me, and either swords, knives, or pistols at ten paces.

Then we'll see who's the 'punk'
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 26, 2004, 09:05:19 AM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioHow about this:  You, me, and either swords, knives, or pistols at ten paces.

Then we'll see who's the 'punk'

Ten paces? Ten paces isn't enough. How about 10 dimensions apart and I'll be a second (for you or Chef, if you want to give him a sporting chance)?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Chef on July 26, 2004, 09:14:54 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio

How about this:  You, me, and either swords, knives, or pistols at ten paces.

Then we'll see who's the 'punk'

PISTOLS OR FISTS, SON...IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

GET THAT DAGO GUIDO TO SEW UP A SHROUD FOR YA, SON...THEM WOPS ARE GOOD AT SHIT LIKE DAT!

CIGAW?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 09:40:21 AM
Quote from: Chef

PISTOLS OR FISTS, SON...IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

GET THAT DAGO GUIDO TO SEW UP A SHROUD FOR YA, SON...THEM WOPS ARE GOOD AT SHIT LIKE DAT!

CIGAW?

Okay, you can have your pistol or your fists.  I'll take a sword.  Either way, I win.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Malaul on July 26, 2004, 10:48:32 AM
::after editing all those metaquotes::

I have an Idea!!

WHy dont you both met me outside
in 5 minutes
and Ill kill ya both!!

::gets her guns, swords, forks and other painfull stuff out as she goes Kali::
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 10:50:24 AM
Quote from: Malaul::after editing all those metaquotes::

I have an Idea!!

WHy dont you both met me outside
in 5 minutes
and Ill kill ya both!!

::gets her guns, swords, forks and other painfull stuff out as she goes Kali::

Yes, m'love.
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: gnimbley on July 26, 2004, 02:32:52 PM
::wanders through::

Hmmm. Our latest troll has a net and he's catching fishies.

::winks at Bella and Chef::

::wanders on::
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on July 26, 2004, 02:51:38 PM
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% O(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mittens.gif)NED!


seeing as your a chef, I'd assume you'd know the diffrence between frying and fusing. but aparently, you don't.

(http://www.mines.edu/students/j/jepark/filez/owned-broke.jpg)
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Rupert Giles on July 26, 2004, 02:52:50 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: HotsumaSeven sixteenths of one inch:
(http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg)
That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% O(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mittens.gif)NED!


seeing as your a chef, I'd assume you'd know the diffrence between frying and fusing. but aparently, you don't.

(http://www.mines.edu/students/j/jepark/filez/owned-broke.jpg)

*Bows down in Worship for a moment, then goes back about his business*
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: The Commander on July 26, 2004, 09:46:45 PM
I want a war club.


And my own legions.

Hey Karma Manager, how can we get a hold of some legions?

The Commander
DIA
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Malaul on July 26, 2004, 10:40:45 PM
breed some?
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Solasis on July 27, 2004, 12:52:01 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Chef
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomHe's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

Zonker was a duke for a while, and I think he was an "Opie."  Zonker rules, as do many "Opies".  

Opies forever!
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Post by: Malaul on July 27, 2004, 12:56:55 AM
wasnt opie the penguin?
or was that Opus?
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Post by: gnimbley on July 27, 2004, 03:11:01 AM
Quote from: Malaulwasnt opie the penguin?
or was that Opus?

::gnimbley, who wandered in here from another thread where he
was waxing eloquently about fate, until he saw some elephants,
saw the above quote from Malaul, and said::

Opus was a very, very, very long musical work about a flightless
water fowl with an enormous proboscis.

Opie was a character in a 1960s sit-com about a rural Southern
sherrif with a lot of common sense ...

::interrupted by a herd of elephants passing by::

... written by Thomas Paine and published in 1776 and was credited
with being one of the major ...

::interrupted by a flight of pelicans going the other way::

league baseball's first pitch in a world series was thrown out by Cy
Young in 2003.

I hope that answered your question.

::wanders off in search of history::
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Post by: DJRubberducky on July 27, 2004, 03:31:42 AM
Oh, and for the record, I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft, baby!
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Post by: Wishfarple on July 27, 2004, 04:05:34 AM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyOh, and for the record, I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft, baby!

SHUT yo' mouth!
Title: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on July 27, 2004, 04:58:55 AM
Quote from: The CommanderI want a war club.


And my own legions.

Hey Karma Manager, how can we get a hold of some legions?

The Commander
DIA
You may have my ex-husbands.
They are legion.
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Post by: Malaul on July 27, 2004, 08:04:13 AM
:twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
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Post by: The Commander on July 27, 2004, 08:10:51 PM
How am I going to breed your husbands?

the Commander
DIA
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Post by: Malaul on July 27, 2004, 08:11:44 PM
thats what the Harem is for
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Post by: The Commander on July 28, 2004, 04:07:58 PM
What Harem?  There is a Harem?  Why wasn't I informed?  Did we pay for it out of Agency funds?

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: Malaul on July 28, 2004, 04:12:36 PM
Im in charge of em
dont worry my dear commander
I pay for them out of my own pocket
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Post by: The Commander on July 29, 2004, 08:13:37 PM
Which pocket?  Is their location a secret?  Have we employed any Eunichs(how do you spell that?) to guard them?

The Commander
DIA
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Post by: sakredchao on August 02, 2004, 07:55:55 PM
chef, i'd like to place an order.

i'd like some pancakes and hash.
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Post by: Bella on August 02, 2004, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: sakredchaochef, i'd like to place an order.

i'd like some pancakes and hash.
Never tried pancakes and hash together......is it good?
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Post by: Malaul on August 02, 2004, 09:48:33 PM
I hear if you smoke either of em, its good times
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Post by: Z³ on August 02, 2004, 09:56:26 PM
Step 1: Search for "haunted" stuff on ebay.
Step 2: Fucking smoke ghosts.
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Post by: sakredchao on August 03, 2004, 12:05:27 AM
never had them together..  that's why i put in the order.

and if anyone can deliver it's DA CHEF.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 03, 2004, 02:50:24 AM
I am not your little friend but I am.
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Post by: Wishfarple on August 03, 2004, 03:23:46 AM
There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 03, 2004, 03:25:34 AM
someone keeps moveing my chair.
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Post by: Wishfarple on August 03, 2004, 03:30:09 AM
Truckers pass calling out their handles to the kid.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 03, 2004, 03:33:55 AM
I heard a sound.
I turned around.
I turned around to find the thing that made the sound.
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Post by: Malaul on August 03, 2004, 11:32:25 AM
::bows to the mighty TMBG::
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Post by: DJRubberducky on August 03, 2004, 03:31:45 PM
Hrm, what's this?  This bag of groceries hasn't expired yet.  I should go take them back to the store so they can put them back on the shelf.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 04, 2004, 07:16:58 PM
Quote from: DJRubberduckyHrm, what's this?  This bag of groceries hasn't expired yet.  I should go take them back to the store so they can put them back on the shelf.
so are you claiming that they were returned on purpose.... Heretic.
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Post by: Wishfarple on August 05, 2004, 12:15:46 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberduckyHrm, what's this?  This bag of groceries hasn't expired yet.  I should go take them back to the store so they can put them back on the shelf.
so are you claiming that they were returned on purpose.... Heretic.

Schism!
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Post by: Rupert Giles on August 05, 2004, 07:34:36 AM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberduckyHrm, what's this?  This bag of groceries hasn't expired yet.  I should go take them back to the store so they can put them back on the shelf.
so are you claiming that they were returned on purpose.... Heretic.

Schism!

Populist People's Erisian Front!  SPLIT!
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 05, 2004, 06:26:11 PM
Quote from: Llama Wishfart Rinpoche
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberduckyHrm, what's this?  This bag of groceries hasn't expired yet.  I should go take them back to the store so they can put them back on the shelf.
so are you claiming that they were returned on purpose.... Heretic.

Schism!
why do people have to go around and change the classics.
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Post by: DJRubberducky on August 05, 2004, 08:30:14 PM
*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 06, 2004, 10:02:39 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?
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Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2004, 10:10:28 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?

Could intelligence be a factor here?
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Post by: Rupert Giles on August 07, 2004, 10:33:49 AM
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?

Could intelligence be a factor here?

In what sense of the word are we using the word 'classics?'
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 07, 2004, 07:10:41 PM
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?

Could intelligence be a factor here?
oh I see now... thanks... ( just comeing to the realization that I'm need more stimulation then just haveing the same thing repeated over and over like I was a Little moron that couldn't stand the slightest bit of change... )
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 07, 2004, 07:12:16 PM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?

Could intelligence be a factor here?

In what sense of the word are we using the word 'classics?'
I'n the sense that I neede a word to complete the idea that I was trying to convey and this is the one that fit it.
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Post by: Rupert Giles on August 08, 2004, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: DJRubberducky*sigh* They were taken *OFF* the shelf by accident.  There's nothing said about the deliberateness or accidentalness of their return.
well, then why the hell do i insist on messing around with the classics?!?!?

Could intelligence be a factor here?

In what sense of the word are we using the word 'classics?'
I'n the sense that I neede a word to complete the idea that I was trying to convey and this is the one that fit it.

And that Idea might be?
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Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 09, 2004, 05:32:59 PM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioAnd that Idea might be?
*rumages around a little in my bag of ideas and pulls out the*
Get bent!
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Post by: Rupert Giles on August 10, 2004, 09:05:02 AM
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioAnd that Idea might be?
*rumages around a little in my bag of ideas and pulls out the*
Get bent!

OLD MAN:  You're a Pom, aren't you?  That's okay.  I've known some good poms.  Seeya Mate.

LUCIFER:  Alright.  I admit it.  He's got a point.

LUCIFER:  The sunsets are bloody Marvelous, you old bastards.

LUCIFER:  Satisfied?
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Post by: saint aini on December 27, 2007, 04:44:46 PM
bump
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Post by: Cain on June 24, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on December 27, 2007, 04:44:46 PM
bump
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Post by: LMNO on June 24, 2009, 12:59:27 PM
:crankey:
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Post by: Cainad (dec.) on June 24, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Look what I found on page 3: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/fred08Carrots.jpg)
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Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 09, 2009, 12:45:58 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 24, 2009, 12:33:40 PM
Quote from: saint aini on December 27, 2007, 04:44:46 PM
bump
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Post by: AFK on October 09, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 24, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Look what I found on page 3: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/fred08Carrots.jpg)

Now it's on Page 11. 
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Post by: Caliginos Gnosticos on October 09, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 24, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Look what I found on page 3: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/Marburger/fred08Carrots.jpg)

Now it's on Page 11. 

And now it's on the back of my car.
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