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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?

Started by Chef, July 15, 2004, 03:31:12 AM

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#151
October 09, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 24, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Look what I found on page 3:

Now it's on Page 11. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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#152
October 09, 2009, 05:27:44 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on October 09, 2009, 04:55:02 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 24, 2009, 03:44:14 PM
Look what I found on page 3:

Now it's on Page 11. 

And now it's on the back of my car.
I found Eris dancing atop the hill, hair the color of spring rainbows, eyes the color of a hippy commune seen through a kaleidoscope, laughing with a sweet, gentle voice like the sound of bells recorded on a warped record and played back on an over-wound Victrola.
   "My Goddess, why do you laugh?" I asked.
   "Why do you not?" She asked in return.
   "Because life is difficult. The world is not a friendly place." I replied.
   "My poor child. I am your Goddess, and My love for you is without bounds." She giggled "Hear my words and find comfort and wisdom: Laugh in the face of adversity, and I shall laugh with you. Cry in the face of adversity, and I shall laugh at you."
   And I heard Her words and laughed.

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