WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% ONED!

seeing as your a chef, I'd assume you'd know the diffrence between frying and fusing. but aparently, you don't.

[Rupert Giles]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% ONED!

seeing as your a chef, I'd assume you'd know the diffrence between frying and fusing. but aparently, you don't.

*Bows down in Worship for a moment, then goes back about his business*

[The Commander]

I want a war club.


And my own legions.

Hey Karma Manager, how can we get a hold of some legions?

The Commander
DIA

[Malaul]

breed some?

[Solasis]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

Zonker was a duke for a while, and I think he was an "Opie."  Zonker rules, as do many "Opies".  

Opies forever!

[Malaul]

wasnt opie the penguin?
or was that Opus?

[gnimbley]

wasnt opie the penguin?
or was that Opus?

::gnimbley, who wandered in here from another thread where he
was waxing eloquently about fate, until he saw some elephants,
saw the above quote from Malaul, and said::

Opus was a very, very, very long musical work about a flightless
water fowl with an enormous proboscis.

Opie was a character in a 1960s sit-com about a rural Southern
sherrif with a lot of common sense ...

::interrupted by a herd of elephants passing by::

... written by Thomas Paine and published in 1776 and was credited
with being one of the major ...

::interrupted by a flight of pelicans going the other way::

league baseball's first pitch in a world series was thrown out by Cy
Young in 2003.

I hope that answered your question.

::wanders off in search of history::

[DJRubberducky]

Oh, and for the record, I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft, baby!

[Wishfarple]

Oh, and for the record, I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft, baby!

SHUT yo' mouth!

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

I want a war club.


And my own legions.

Hey Karma Manager, how can we get a hold of some legions?

The Commander
DIA

You may have my ex-husbands.
They are legion.

[Malaul]

     

[The Commander]

How am I going to breed your husbands?

the Commander
DIA

[Malaul]

thats what the Harem is for

[The Commander]

What Harem?  There is a Harem?  Why wasn't I informed?  Did we pay for it out of Agency funds?

The Commander
DIA

[Malaul]

Im in charge of em
dont worry my dear commander
I pay for them out of my own pocket