WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?

[Bella]

Uhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.

Yup, she sure should have.
If it had been me, I would have ventilated him for sure.

[Chef]

Uhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.

Yup, she sure should have.
If it had been me, I would have ventilated him for sure.

THIS IS WHY THE CHEF AIN'T MARRIED.  TOO MANY MILFs, AND MOST OF THEM ARE PACKIN'.

CHEF,
TRUSTS THEIR AIM MORE THAN HIS POLYNESIAN HORMONES.

[Bella]

Wise move on your part, I'd say.

[Chef]

Wise move on your part, I'd say.

TRUE DAT.  TALUFA'S DUMBASS BROTHER GOT SHOT IN THA NADS FOR THAT ONCE.

POW!  NO MORE DOIN' THE NASTY FOR ONE CARELESS TONGAN!

CHEF,
WEARS A KEVLAR JOCKSTRAP.

[Bella]

Ouch! There's a part of me that says "good for whoever shot him", and another part that just says, "Ouch!"

No wonder you're still single.

[Chef]

Ouch! There's a part of me that says "good for whoever shot him", and another part that just says, "Ouch!"

No wonder you're still single.

LIKE THA SONG SEZ:  DIDJA EVER HAVE TO FINALLY DECIDE?

CHEF D,
HASN'T HAD TO FINALLY DECIDE.

[Rupert Giles]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.

[Chef]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.

I FIGURED YOU WOULD, OPIE.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.

[Rupert Giles]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

I love that pic.

I FIGURED YOU WOULD, OPIE.

CHEF DIESEL,
THINKS YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT MORE.

I think you need to learn how to exercise your pinky.

[Bella]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

[Rupert Giles]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

[Bella]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

[Rupert Giles]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

Aww.  Damn.

[Chef]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

[Chef]

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

Okay :P
Then everybody gets to be happy.

NOT ME.  YUO EVER TRY TO GET CROWN AND COKE OFF THE SEAT OF A VAN?

DAMN.

CHEF,
WILL FIND THAT DAMN WARCLUB.