WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FREAKS TALKING ABOUT?

[Chef]

Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things.

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

[Bella]

Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things.

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

Hey Chef!
Where you been?

Yup, we're weirdos, alright.
Thanks for noticing. :P

[Rupert Giles]

Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things.

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

The Capslock key is the Goddess' way of identifying people with whom discourse is pointless.

[Chef]

Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things.

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

Hey Chef!
Where you been?

Yup, we're weirdos, alright.
Thanks for noticing. :P

BEEN CLUBBIN' WIT TALUFA.  DUMBASS JUST GOT US KICKED OUT AGAIN, THEN HE SPILLED HIS CROWN & COKE IN THE VAN.

IF HE WASN'T SO DAMNED MEAN, I'D SKOOL HIS ASS.

KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

CHEF,
WISHES TALUFA HADN'T HIDDEN THE WAR CLUB.

[Chef]

Okey dokey. Thanks dear.

I've got it fixed for the moment, but he wears the batteries out so quickly.
You know how the Commander is about shiney things.

HEY, TOOTS!

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

YUO = 1 PACK OF WIERDOS.

CIGAW?

The Capslock key is the Goddess' way of identifying people with whom discourse is pointless.

WHAT IS POINTLESS?  I WAS ONLY TALKING TO HER, NOT DOIN' THE NASTY.

CHEF,
THINKS YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.

[Bella]

He sounds like my sister, Zorga.
She's always getting us kicked out.......just can't behave herself in public.

She never ever spills a drink, though.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

[Chef]

He sounds like my sister, Zorga.
She's always getting us kicked out.......just can't behave herself in public.

She never ever spills a drink, though.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD GO BOWLING.  YOUR SISTER LIKE TONGANS WITH GIANTISM?

MAYBE SHE CAN TEACH THE MORAN SOME MANNERS.

DAMN.

CHEF,
HAS TO SCOTCHGUARD THE VAN, NOW.

[Chef]

Seven sixteenths of one inch:

That's the distance you'd have to move your pinky in order to not sound like an idiot. I know the burden of pressing shift to capitalize is a great one, but c'mon Turing, you can do better than that. I used to type emails in caps like yours, but then I decided that I didn't want a job mixing concrete.

NICE CUT & PASTE, OPIE.

EVER HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT, OR WOULD THAT FUSE YOUR LITTLE BRAIN?

169% ONED!

[Guido Finucci]

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

Which question would that be?

[Bella]

Kinda late to Scotchguard the van, isn't it?

I'll have to ask Zorga how she feels about bowling with gigantic men with no manners.
My guess is, it won't much appeal.
Not that she doesn't like Tongans, cuz we have a half-Tongan half brother.

[Chef]

Kinda late to Scotchguard the van, isn't it?

I'll have to ask Zorga how she feels about bowling with gigantic men with no manners.
My guess is, it won't much appeal.
Not that she doesn't like Tongans, cuz we have a half-Tongan half brother.

H2D!  YOUR STEP MOMMA WAS A TONGAN?

I CAN'T BLAME ZORGA.  TALUFA IS A ONE MAN TRAIN WRECK.  HE ONCE KICKED THE DOOR TO MY CRIB IN, CAUSE HE LOST HIS KEY.  DUMB BASTARD KICKED IT RIGHT OFF THE HINGES.

CHEF,
STILL OWES HIM PAYBACK.

[Chef]

NONE OF YOU FREAKS HAS ANSWERED THE QUESTION!

Which question would that be?

READ THE THREAD TITLE, EINSTIEN!

DAMN!

CHEF,
HATES REPEATING HIMSELF TO STOOPID OPIES.

[Bella]

Uhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

[Chef]

Uhhhh.......nope, no stepmother.

Dad's still married to mom, but we do have a Tongan half-brother.....and a Hawaiian half-sister.
I guess you could say my dad is also a one man train wreck.

DAD WAS RUNNIN' WILD?

MORE FAMILY THAT WAY...BUT MOMMA SHOULD HAVE VENTILATED HIM.

CHEF,
ISN'T MARRIED FOR A REASON.