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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 12:49:34 AM

Title: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 12:49:34 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1255453/SeaWorld-whale-killed-Dawn-Brancheau-stoned-death.html
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Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld 'must be stoned to death', says American religious group

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Dr. Paes on March 05, 2010, 01:01:15 AM
 :lulz:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 01:02:16 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How lame can people get

Theres more useful things you can do with the whale :(
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: St. Everblaze the Badikal on March 05, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
I'd pay to be the one who gets to do it.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 01:07:37 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: There's so much lail...
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 01:10:35 AM
I'd pay to watch a human attempt to kill a 12,000 lb animal with rocks.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: St. Everblaze the Badikal on March 05, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
Topic: STONE THE WHALE!!!  (Read 23 times)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Nast on March 05, 2010, 01:52:25 AM
Let he who is without fin cast the first stone.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 05, 2010, 02:08:31 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 05, 2010, 01:52:25 AM
Let he who is without fin cast the first stone.
:lulz:

these people are crap
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on March 05, 2010, 02:25:54 AM
If I were a whale, I'd probably eat the trainer too.  :lulz: cause seriously, the dude wears spandex. If religious people want to stone something, stone the people who walk around wearing full spandex body suits. Cause no one, and I mean NO ONE, unless they have weird fetishes, should ever wear spandex body suits.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 02:41:42 AM
WHAT?

SPANDEX BODYSUITS ARE AWESOME. I WANT 20 OF EM

Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Telarus on March 05, 2010, 02:45:34 AM
Awww, I wanted to read about a large bail of confiscated pot, a very bashful coastguard, and a cetacean with the munchies.....


this was just as good, tho.

:horrormirth:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on March 05, 2010, 03:51:50 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 05, 2010, 02:41:42 AM
WHAT?

SPANDEX BODYSUITS ARE AWESOME. I WANT 20 OF EM



No, spandex bodysuits are pretty weird, like a white nerd trying to be hip. Such as the following picture.
(http://www.digitaljunkyard.co.uk/dj/FlashMovies/movies/weird%20al%20white%20and%20nerdy.bmp)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on March 05, 2010, 03:53:07 AM
Sorry, it's more like this.
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/19/128663459953027316.jpg)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 04:04:40 AM
no thats a speedo

body suits are more like this
(http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/ISU+Single+Distances+Speed+Skating+Championship+TrZitx9dpCkl.jpg)

AND I WANT ONE
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 04:19:08 AM
STONE THE WHALES

SAVE THE LIZARDS

Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: the last yatto on March 05, 2010, 11:44:54 AM
yeah cause its not the trainers fault for having a pony tail that might be mistaken for a fish bobbing around
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:52:18 PM
They won't kill him or free him. They can't. Same reason why they won't euthanize the lion that bit off the dumb feeder's arm. It will all be forgotten in a couple of weeks when there's some new crazy story.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: -Kel- on March 05, 2010, 03:47:02 PM
it's so funny when people seem to forget that they're... um what is the term... "WILD ANIMALS!!!"

even when i got to sit on a giant killer whale, have it kiss me, and hug me. (i got picked out at sea world) I thought the whole time, this could rip me in half if it choose to.

Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 03:49:36 PM
lol i got to swim with a dolphin in florida and the trainer was surprised because i looked at it with disgust when he told me to kiss it
THAT FUCKER EATS FISH AND DOESNT BRUSH HIS POINTY EVIL TEETH  :argh!:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
DOLPHINS ARE ICKY IN THE MOUF. WHALES ARE ICKY EVERYWHERE!
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Rumckle on March 05, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)

Both of them look really awkward, as if they are natural enemies.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 05:20:37 PM
ITS GOING TO EAT THE PUPPY!!!! :(
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:22:50 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on March 05, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)

Both of them look really awkward, as if they are natural enemies.

The dog definitely looks like hes about to go berserk on that horrible foreign THING popping up out of the water at him.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 05:47:31 PM
No, it looks like they're having a poignant moment of "we were not meant to be, even though we want it so badly."
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:48:53 PM
Either way, OMG PUPPIE!!!
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 05:49:49 PM
Crazy landlocked people....

Where I come from, dogs and dolphins swim together peacefully...Or at least until the bull sharks start showing up.
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 05, 2010, 05:50:03 PM
pretty sure the dolphin wants to GANG RAPE him
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
OHAI FRED! CHOMP!

\
(http://www.sharkdiving.us/images/bull/07.jpg)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Mork on March 05, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
 If the orca can jump out of its tank and kill most of the tourists in the stands by beating them to death with its tail. Now that would be epic.  I wouldn't suggest stoning it tho if that did happen. Instead the government can use it as a weapon... our enemies will never see it coming. :lulz:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 07:19:07 PM
Quote from: Mork on March 05, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
If the orca can jump out of its tank and kill most of the tourists in the stands by beating them to death with its tail. Now that would be epic.  I wouldn't suggest stoning it tho if that did happen. Instead the government can use it as a weapon... our enemies will never see it coming. :lulz:
:lulz:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: -Kel- on March 05, 2010, 11:29:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)

CUTENESS!!!!
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 06, 2010, 04:53:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
OHAI FRED! CHOMP!

\
(http://www.sharkdiving.us/images/bull/07.jpg)

thats a shark. i LIKE sharks
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Dalek on March 06, 2010, 06:32:41 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 01:10:35 AM
I'd pay to watch a human attempt to kill a 12,000 lb animal with rocks.

This.  :lulz:
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: Telarus on March 06, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
(http://scratch.mit.edu/static/projects/ssy990520/842937_sm.png)

(http://secure.giantrobot.com/images/art/dinosaurparty/42_dinosaurparty.jpg)

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ERGrznxTIwo/SYX9faE0IBI/AAAAAAAAWH4/YVkz4CzTT9c/michael%20phelps%20smoking%20bong%20marijuna%20photo%5B3%5D.jpg)

(http://teefury.com/products_large_images/whale.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2792/4229746228_6a83955cf5_o.jpg)

(http://www.goaliestore.com/board/attachments/hot-stove/16246d1234257522-michael-phelps-bong-picture-opinions-420kitten.jpg)
Title: Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on March 06, 2010, 08:17:44 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 06, 2010, 04:53:45 AM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
OHAI FRED! CHOMP!

\
(http://www.sharkdiving.us/images/bull/07.jpg)

thats a shark. i LIKE sharks

I have good news (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPhQewYf3c) (especially the last minute).

And I have bad news. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8GaDuCvYbE&feature=related)