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STONE THE WHALE!!!

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, March 05, 2010, 12:49:34 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1255453/SeaWorld-whale-killed-Dawn-Brancheau-stoned-death.html
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Whale that killed its trainer at SeaWorld 'must be stoned to death', says American religious group

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Dr. Paes


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 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How lame can people get

Theres more useful things you can do with the whale :(
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St. Everblaze the Badikal

I'd pay to be the one who gets to do it.
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 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: There's so much lail...

Jasper

I'd pay to watch a human attempt to kill a 12,000 lb animal with rocks.

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Topic: STONE THE WHALE!!!  (Read 23 times)
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Nast

Let he who is without fin cast the first stone.
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Quote from: Nast on March 05, 2010, 01:52:25 AM
Let he who is without fin cast the first stone.
:lulz:

these people are crap

ThatGreenGentleman

If I were a whale, I'd probably eat the trainer too.  :lulz: cause seriously, the dude wears spandex. If religious people want to stone something, stone the people who walk around wearing full spandex body suits. Cause no one, and I mean NO ONE, unless they have weird fetishes, should ever wear spandex body suits.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

WHAT?

SPANDEX BODYSUITS ARE AWESOME. I WANT 20 OF EM


Telarus

Awww, I wanted to read about a large bail of confiscated pot, a very bashful coastguard, and a cetacean with the munchies.....


this was just as good, tho.

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Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 05, 2010, 02:41:42 AM
WHAT?

SPANDEX BODYSUITS ARE AWESOME. I WANT 20 OF EM



No, spandex bodysuits are pretty weird, like a white nerd trying to be hip. Such as the following picture.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

ThatGreenGentleman

Sorry, it's more like this.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

no thats a speedo

body suits are more like this


AND I WANT ONE