My high school reunion cut out the dinner night and now it's just the baseball game on Friday and a fucking "family friendly" beach bbq day on Saturday with "Olympics" that I can compete it.
Remember half the girls are pregnant. :x
Oh well, guess it's time to hit the gym and buy some obnoxious little bathing suit. Also, NO ONE WILL FUCKING BEAT ME AT VOLLEYBALL. NO ONE.
As long as they don't walk around acting all "Ooo my eggs are fertalized"
Sucks about the dinner ... half the fun happens at night!
Do you get nervous at high school reunions? Or you keep a tight circle with old hs people?
Suu: "oh you ladies are KNOCKED UP? Sorry, I didn't notice as I was over here being sexy in my non-impregnated body that happens to be scantily clad with this hawtasfuck swimsuit. I'm sure you're all very happy to have your vaginas ripped apart in "x" months though. <3"
:D
Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 03:54:34 AM
As long as they don't walk around acting all "Ooo my eggs are fertalized"
Sucks about the dinner ... half the fun happens at night!
Do you get nervous at high school reunions? Or you keep a tight circle with old hs people?
I wasn't popular nor was I unpopular, I sorta just existed. I was also All-State Volleyball 1999 and 2000. This is our first reunion, 10 years. Christ.
I'm going with my best friend since 2nd grade (which is very hard to have when you go to school in a massive urban area with lots of desegregation busing like I did.) and we intend to just be ringers.
The baseball game should be fun, the beach I'm just going to loathe unless I know I look 20x hotter than any of those sloppy Florida hoes.
"Have fun with those shitty diapers" ::sip beer::
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:01:43 AM
"Have fun with those shitty diapers" ::sip beer::
And THANK FUCKING GODS it's at the Tradewinds. Because if it was at Pass-a-Grille or another public beach I couldn't drink.
Create a preggers-suit, and when you're at the beach, rip it off to reveal the bangin' bikini underneath.
And then you can shout
"HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, BITCHES?"
you should sip it in front of them, then brag about how refreshing it is.
Hahaahh oh my god thats a crack up idea!
The sports sounds like fun. But fuck 10 years, makes you wonder how things have been on their side
I graduated 16 yrs ago. Never went to a reunion and have no intention of doing so.
I hated all those cunts I went to school with.
Sip that delicious beer in front of them. Enjoy it and rub it the hell in.
I'm never going to one of mine either.
Cunts. All of them.
I actually WANT to go. My actual friends from HS don't. They're getting pissed because it's "too expensive." And that I should boycott it with them and have our own party for our friends and yadda yadda. Fail. Um, for $52, I get to go to a baseball game AND have lunch on the beach at a nice resort. That's reasonable. Then again, I'm dealing with people from Florida where the standard of living is about 20% lower than the bullshit I'm dealing with here. Grrr... If I'm going to fly 1300mi for a reunion, it's going to be the real deal, not some gathering of the losers of Northeast High. I'm sexier than I was then, I want to go and enjoy myself and not have grudges held on me because my closest friends are still juvenile.
Fuck that must get annoying ... Yeah if your gonna go travel that far for a reunion you might aswell go all out, esp if its been 10 years
I'm honestly curious. Like I said, I wasn't popular, but I wasn't hated either. I know I can walk in and people will say hi to me, the other girls, well, not so much. I did indeed hang out with the lower tier of human beings while in HS, mostly because I didn't give a shit, and the others probably just liked me because I was smart and won volleyball games, but hey...whatever.
And like I said, I'm much sexier now..
(http://kaousuu.net/images/anghaha.jpg)
Ugh. White eyeshadow. Fucking late 90s! :argh!:
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:40:02 AM
I'm honestly curious. Like I said, I wasn't popular, but I wasn't hated either. I know I can walk in and people will say hi to me, the other girls, well, not so much. I did indeed hang out with the lower tier of human beings while in HS, mostly because I didn't give a shit, and the others probably just liked me because I was smart and won volleyball games, but hey...whatever.
And like I said, I'm much sexier now..
(http://kaousuu.net/images/anghaha.jpg)
Ugh. White eyeshadow. Fucking late 90s! :argh!:
hah! I totally did that with my eye makeup in jr. high.
Yeah, my fake teeth were totally stained to hell too. I'm glad I got them replaced.
-Suu
was a klutz...
Hahaha I think my sister was like that to. (With eye shadow)
Though, you'd think that they'd get over it and would actually go to see what the others are like like, might even form new friendships. But I suppose bringing people along who don't even want to go could totally end up being a kill joy.
Hell show them how to have fun Suu!
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:44:31 AM
Yeah, my fake teeth were totally stained to hell too. I'm glad I got them replaced.
-Suu
was a klutz...
gotta bleach mine.
maybe I have some of that white eyeshadow left... :lulz:
We have a forum for the event and I joined it, so I just astroturfed myself and went, "Hey, is it cool for my loser-ass self to show up?"
And the first response, from a rather popular girl was, "Awww, you're not a loser, Suu. Of course you're welcome to come!"
:evil:
So diet, gym, and new tattoos...Yes...If I gotta show skin, it should be colored. A lot.
IN THE NADS SUU!
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:40:02 AM
I'm honestly curious. Like I said, I wasn't popular, but I wasn't hated either. I know I can walk in and people will say hi to me, the other girls, well, not so much. I did indeed hang out with the lower tier of human beings while in HS, mostly because I didn't give a shit, and the others probably just liked me because I was smart and won volleyball games, but hey...whatever.
And like I said, I'm much sexier now..
(http://kaousuu.net/images/anghaha.jpg)
Ugh. White eyeshadow. Fucking late 90s! :argh!:
Wait, isn't there some photos from your old geocities page around here somewhere?
Anyway, show those bitches who fucking wins at life!
fake... teeth?
didja knock em out or something?
I fell off a wall when I was 10 and broke my left front incisor and some of the side teefs. Remember a couple years back when I broke the incisor on a piece of pork shoulder skin? Yeah...I got it replaced then. They're still only bonded and not crowned, but when I finally get money to afford the work I'll do it.
Oh. Ouch.
I busted a tooth out on a red wagon once. But it was just a baby tooth.
i ate my tooth once...oops
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:23:24 AM
Oh. Ouch.
I busted a tooth out on a red wagon once. But it was just a baby tooth.
My brother and sister both managed to do the same thing. My sister's teeth are still fucked up, but at least mine are for the most part straight, the gaps are just a testament to what happens if you don't wear your retainer.
SPS,
has never had anything bad happen with teef. Not even a cavity.
whaddya some kinda pretty pretty princess?
::spits and scratches crotch::
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:55:40 AM
whaddya some kinda pretty pretty princess?
::spits and scratches crotch::
WHY CANT I NEVER FIND A BOYFRIEND?
That pic is hilarious and adorable in that dorky-teen way!
There are times when I wish that I had some kind of reunion to go to, especially as I approach 40 and feel like I'm coming into my own. When I was a kid I was a huge dork and didn't think I was cute, but now I am aware that due to some fluke of genetics I have an edge on other women my age which I can appreciate and would like to exploit.
Sadly, being raised by wolves means no high-school reunion for me. :cry:
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:55:40 AM
whaddya some kinda pretty pretty princess?
::spits and scratches crotch::
I HAZ CHOMPERS OF STEAL
CHOMP CHOMP!
LIEK THAT INTERNET BJ GIRL WITH THE SUPER HAWT CHOMPING MOVES (can't find the vid, which makes me tehsad since it's funny)
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:19:10 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:55:40 AM
whaddya some kinda pretty pretty princess?
::spits and scratches crotch::
I HAZ CHOMPERS OF STEAL
CHOMP CHOMP!
LIEK THAT INTERNET BJ GIRL WITH THE SUPER HAWT CHOMPING MOVES (can't find the vid, which makes me tehsad since it's funny)
"its gonna be like sandpaper!! you're gonna love it!! :horrormirth:
I was bitching about it being on the beach to one of my Northern friends yesterday. And she was like, "What? WTF? I would KILL for our reunion to be on the beach at a resort! Fuck you!!"
I guess there ARE perks to growing up in Florida, and one of them is pissing off Rhode Islanders who can't go to the beach year-round.
yeah dude.
florida may suck balls but it least it has the ocean. and when you find those little empty spots, it's quite nice.
imagine being landlocked :/
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:19:25 PM
yeah dude.
florida may suck balls but it least it has the ocean. and when you find those little empty spots, it's quite nice.
imagine being landlocked :/
:crankey:
sorry guy.
but take comfort in knowing you're not alone?
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:21:37 PM
sorry guy.
but take comfort in knowing you're not alone?
S'okay.
The desert is quiet.
You gotta know where to go to the beach in Florida as a local. I'm not a fan of St. Pete Beach, but I'm not about to bitch about being at the Tradewinds Resort either.
Rhode Island has beach resorts, but they aren't the same.
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:23:08 PM
You gotta know where to go to the beach in Florida as a local. I'm not a fan of St. Pete Beach, but I'm not about to bitch about being at the Tradewinds Resort either.
Rhode Island has beach resorts, but they aren't the same.
I have no ocean. But I have a hell of a beach.
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Suu- some beaches in Jupiter are very empty and nice. Also if you can find a couple spots in sarasota the sand is like cornstarch
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:26:41 PM
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Coyotes, buzzards, and javelinas have that job.
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:26:41 PM
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Suu- some beaches in Jupiter are very empty and nice. Also if you can find a couple spots in sarasota the sand is like cornstarch
Ft. Desoto! I love Ft. Desoto...
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 06:19:10 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 05:55:40 AM
whaddya some kinda pretty pretty princess?
::spits and scratches crotch::
I HAZ CHOMPERS OF STEAL
CHOMP CHOMP!
LIEK THAT INTERNET BJ GIRL WITH THE SUPER HAWT CHOMPING MOVES (can't find the vid, which makes me tehsad since it's funny)
Must I do everything around here??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:27:16 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:26:41 PM
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Coyotes, buzzards, and javelinas have that job.
Pigeons.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:27:16 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:26:41 PM
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Coyotes, buzzards, and javelinas have that job.
Pigeons.
Them, too. But they fly slow enough to target.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 05:05:09 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 05, 2010, 05:03:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 04:27:16 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 05, 2010, 04:26:41 PM
awe it's ALL beach no water :/
least you don't have seagulls snatchin your food.
those little bastards :argh!:
Coyotes, buzzards, and javelinas have that job.
Pigeons.
Them, too. But they fly slow enough to target.
They're funny to chase. :D
I think we're all missing the most important thing about the OP. And that is:
WE DEMAND PICS OF SUU IN HAWT BIKINI.