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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:55:57 AM

Title: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:55:57 AM
Just got my new knives in the mail today.

(http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/9/5/1/8/0/2/webimg/345847206_o.jpg?nc=732)

and

(http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/9/5/1/8/0/2/webimg/345154869_o.jpg?nc=637)

these are pretty much the nicest things I own, and sharp enough to cut you without you even knowing it.
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Post by: the last yatto on March 05, 2010, 10:55:34 AM
the swirls are kinda hypnotic
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Post by: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 12:18:59 PM
shit it must make things easy in the kitchen

They look awesome
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Post by: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 12:21:49 PM
lookin' sharp! ;-)
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Post by: Kai on March 05, 2010, 12:32:30 PM
Yeah, I bet it makes dinner preparation so easy.
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
 :eek:

Beautiful.  Handmade?
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Post by: Enrico Salazar on March 05, 2010, 02:11:00 PM
That is the sexiest shit Enrico has see in a decade.
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Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 05, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
God those are gorgeous. 

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Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
That's Japanese steel too, isn't it?
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Post by: Dysnomia on March 05, 2010, 03:29:25 PM
swirlssssssssssssssohypnoticccc



:fap:
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Post by: -Kel- on March 05, 2010, 03:37:40 PM
DEAR GOD, THEY EVEN HAVE A WATERMARK.

those are fucking awesome. I want!!!
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Post by: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
:eek:

Beautiful.  Handmade?

What's the alternative? If there's a machine pooping out these babies, or perhaps a tree which they grow on, I WANT THREE OF THEM.
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Post by: Richter on March 05, 2010, 04:22:00 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 03:46:27 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
:eek:

Beautiful.  Handmade?

What's the alternative? If there's a machine pooping out these babies, or perhaps a tree which they grow on, I WANT THREE OF THEM.

Doubtfull.  If someone automated making knives like that (which soem companies have done with damascus, they're an odd sort of pervert.

The materials going into both, the finish, and the look say handmade to me.  Automation generally means volume, generally means they want  wide - appeal price / quality combination in their product.  They have a certain look too, some details are not what you see in a mass - market knife.  (brass rivets, wood handle, wood bolster combination, for example.)  Even the top one, while mathcing the archetype you might call "chef's knife", is deliberately simple in the handle and bolster.  (No ergonomic curving even attempted.)
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 05, 2010, 04:23:53 PM
i am jealous

you are king of slice
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
That's Japanese steel too, isn't it?
:crankey:
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
That's Japanese steel too, isn't it?
:crankey:

Just because they're Damascus doesn't mean they weren't made in Japan.
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 05, 2010, 05:13:28 PM
Those are gorgeous, ECH! I have knife envy.
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Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 05:33:14 PM
Makes my old 10" Kershaw-Shun look cute by comparison.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 06:52:39 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 05, 2010, 01:23:22 PM
:eek:

Beautiful.  Handmade?

yup. Richmond Cutlery in the UK. These guys make some amazing stuff. I want to get some of their folding knives.
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Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 06:55:28 PM
Hey, cool! Is that Damascus steel?


EDIT: Shoulda read the whole thing...

Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
That's Japanese steel too, isn't it?
:crankey:

Just because they're Damascus doesn't mean they weren't made in Japan.

Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 06:57:48 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:50:38 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 02:43:55 PM
That's Japanese steel too, isn't it?
:crankey:

Just because they're Damascus doesn't mean they weren't made in Japan.

troof. My other damascus knife is Japanese. In fact, these might be the first non-Japanese damascus knives I've ever seen in person. The japanese knives tend to be lighter weight though. Most of them have between 33 and 65 layers. These are 341`layers each, and pattern-welded using a technique that allows them to only use high-carbon steel, whereas traditional damascus was usually made with either HC steel and a nickel alloy or HC steel and a softer steel. These things are a 62 on the Rockwell hardness scale, whereas even most japanese damascus knives are somewhere in the 55-60 range.
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Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?
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Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

It was rediscovered in the 90s, but what ECH bought isn't true Damascus steel, its welded (which looks the same).  It looks pretty, but its no different from normal steel of the makeup.  (Though that's perfectly alright for kitchen knives).
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Dimocritus on March 05, 2010, 07:11:03 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

It was rediscovered in the 90s, but what ECH bought isn't true Damascus steel, its welded (which looks the same).  It looks pretty, but its no different from normal steel of the makeup.  (Though that's perfectly alright for kitchen knives).

Ah, I see. I guess it's been more than "a few years."
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

not that I'm aware of. There's nothing magical about damascus steel. In fact, applying the same technique with today's technology and alloys yields a blade far superior to historical damascus steel.

however, if I'm wrong and anyone has information that shows an appreciable difference between old-school damascus steel and today's pattern-welded high-carbon alloys, I'd love to see it.
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

It was rediscovered in the 90s, but what ECH bought isn't true Damascus steel, its welded (which looks the same).  It looks pretty, but its no different from normal steel of the makeup.  (Though that's perfectly alright for kitchen knives).

actually, it is different in terms of cutting performance. the pattern weld allows for a very fine serration in the wear pattern on the blade's edge, which has the effect of keeping the edge keener longer and also allows it to slice through everything as though everything were warm butter.
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Kai on March 05, 2010, 08:14:59 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

It was rediscovered in the 90s, but what ECH bought isn't true Damascus steel, its welded (which looks the same).  It looks pretty, but its no different from normal steel of the makeup.  (Though that's perfectly alright for kitchen knives).

actually, it is different in terms of cutting performance. the pattern weld allows for a very fine serration in the wear pattern on the blade's edge, which has the effect of keeping the edge keener longer and also allows it to slice through everything as though everything were warm butter.

Have you tried them out on particularly difficult materials?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 08:43:41 PM
the one with the walnut handle needs to be sharpened a bit more, but the one with the black handle is actually sharper than my water buffalo knife, which was previously the sharpest knife I had ever seen (and a gift from Jacque Richard), let alone owned. 90% of what I do is run-of-the-mill slicing and dicing, and it's like whatever I'm cutting isn't even there. I'm pretty sure I could behead someone cleanly with this blade, if it were long enough.
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Post by: on March 05, 2010, 08:54:32 PM
Fucking nice knife Hustle.

Reminds me of many years back, mid nineties maybe, when I was standing outside a shop somewhere in Austria with my dad looking at a display of knives like these, swords, and other such items. I was rambling on about toledo steel, trying to sound like I knew what I was talking about; when a random stranger just appeared behind us, talked briefly about how while historically toledo steel was of high quality, in recent years the quality of toledo steel was suspect because of the large amounts of factory produced items that would recieve the label of toledo steel. After that, he wandered off into the night leaving me somewhat perplexed.

So yeah, sorry about the random non sequiter , that is a beautiful fucking blade.
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Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

not that I'm aware of. There's nothing magical about Damascus steel. In fact, applying the same technique with today's technology and alloys yields a blade far superior to historical Damascus steel.

however, if I'm wrong and anyone has information that shows an appreciable difference between old-school damascus steel and today's pattern-welded high-carbon alloys, I'd love to see it.

Pattern welded is just as old school as the crucible (or wootz) method.  The internal structure is different, the chemical makeup is different (tis is why the technique was lost, the old smiths didn't know they needed special ore, and modern metallurgists assumed that impurities of less than 100 parts per million wouldn't have an effect) and the bands are closer together in wootz.  Wootz was very high quality for the time, but digging through my notes and checking it against tool steels, I'd take the tool steel. (Wootz had hardness of 20-35, the stuff the make jackhammers out of, which is more than durable, is 58-60 according to wikipedia).  I'm not sure what the quality of wootz steel using modern metals would be, but probably a hell of a lot higher than the old stuff.

Check Scientific American, January 2001 for a write up.  You can probably dig up other sources on Google scholar if you have access to any of it.  The key researchers are Verhoeven, J. D., and A. H. Pendray.
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:05:30 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:48:40 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

It was rediscovered in the 90s, but what ECH bought isn't true Damascus steel, its welded (which looks the same).  It looks pretty, but its no different from normal steel of the makeup.  (Though that's perfectly alright for kitchen knives).

actually, it is different in terms of cutting performance. the pattern weld allows for a very fine serration in the wear pattern on the blade's edge, which has the effect of keeping the edge keener longer and also allows it to slice through everything as though everything were warm butter.

I haven't seen serration taken into account.  So I'll retract that, pattern welded is different from other steels, but in a different way.
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Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 09:08:37 PM
I wonder if rhenium diboride would make good knives.  It is supposed to be extremely hard.  Read about it in a science mag a while ago...
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Post by: on March 05, 2010, 09:11:33 PM
I need some ceremonial iridium daggers for my doomsday cult.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:13:55 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:03:32 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 07:47:08 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, it's been a few years since I was into this kind of stuff, but isn't the process of making true Damascus steel lost?

not that I'm aware of. There's nothing magical about Damascus steel. In fact, applying the same technique with today's technology and alloys yields a blade far superior to historical Damascus steel.

however, if I'm wrong and anyone has information that shows an appreciable difference between old-school damascus steel and today's pattern-welded high-carbon alloys, I'd love to see it.

Pattern welded is just as old school as the crucible (or wootz) method.  The internal structure is different, the chemical makeup is different (tis is why the technique was lost, the old smiths didn't know they needed special ore, and modern metallurgists assumed that impurities of less than 100 parts per million wouldn't have an effect) and the bands are closer together in wootz.  Wootz was very high quality for the time, but digging through my notes and checking it against tool steels, I'd take the tool steel. (Wootz had hardness of 20-35, the stuff the make jackhammers out of, which is more than durable, is 58-60 according to wikipedia).  I'm not sure what the quality of wootz steel using modern metals would be, but probably a hell of a lot higher than the old stuff.

Check Scientific American, January 2001 for a write up.  You can probably dig up other sources on Google scholar if you have access to any of it.  The key researchers are Verhoeven, J. D., and A. H. Pendray.

sweet! thanks, dude.

I just used the one with the black handle to shave filament-thin slices of an over-ripe grape.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
I also just bought a sweet zirconium-blade knife. Won't set off metal detectors, and keeps it's edge 60 times longer than steel. Can't really use it for anything other than straight cuts, and it'll shatter if you bump it wrong or hit it against anything on its side, but it's great for leafy greens and fresh herbs and fruits because the blade is non-reactive.
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Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 09:21:55 PM
Very cool!   I'd love to hear firsthand how it compares to conventional knives.
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Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 09:23:04 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:16:59 PM
I also just bought a sweet zirconium-blade knife. Won't set off metal detectors, and keeps it's edge 60 times longer than steel. Can't really use it for anything other than straight cuts, and it'll shatter if you bump it wrong or hit it against anything on its side, but it's great for leafy greens and fresh herbs and fruits because the blade is non-reactive.

Ooo, are they very expensive?
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 05, 2010, 09:27:27 PM
depends. the best ones I've found are made by Kyocera, they go for anywhere from $30-ish for a paring knife to over $100 for an 8" chef knife. Mine is made by Asahi, which is nearly as good as Kyocera for around half the price (I paid $35 for a 6" chef knife). I can't recommend any of the cheaper brands as they're mostly inferior material and will break more easily and the cutting edge will tend to develop chips and nicks over time. As I said, they're very limited in their practical application, but for the things they are useful for they are pretty much unparalleled.

ETA: also, you CAN NOT use conventional sharpening tools on them. They have to be professionally sharpened by someone with the proper diamond-grinder for ceramic/zirconium blades. This isn't a big problem, since they keep their edge so long. I'll probably have to sharpen mine every 4 to 6 months, using it in a commercial kitchen 5 days a week. You would probably have to sharpen it every couple of years.
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Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 09:42:35 PM
Excellent.  Yeah I was looking at those Kyoceras, they're sexy little things.

I think I'll shop for one when my next grant comes in.
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Post by: Nast on March 05, 2010, 09:47:05 PM
HOLY SHIT

Best knives ever.
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Post by: Freeky on March 05, 2010, 09:51:53 PM
Good to know. :)
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Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Just how much were these knives anyway?
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Just how much were these knives anyway?

The one I want:

http://www.metrokitchen.com/product/KJ-KT-155-HIP-D
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 10:55:19 PM
I meant the Damascus ones from the Op.
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Post by: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 08:43:41 PM
the one with the walnut handle needs to be sharpened a bit more, but the one with the black handle is actually sharper than my water buffalo knife, which was previously the sharpest knife I had ever seen (and a gift from Jacque Richard), let alone owned. 90% of what I do is run-of-the-mill slicing and dicing, and it's like whatever I'm cutting isn't even there. I'm pretty sure I could behead someone cleanly with this blade, if it were long enough.

Swote. I've lately been getting some decent knives as presents, several orders of magnitude better than the cheap(est) set I had before.

Similar to having a clean and relatively spaceous kitchen, sharp knives just make cooking more fun.

Do you have any tips on how not to cut off parts of the tops of your fingers, or is that basically just a matter of being insanely careful?

Cause it seems, the sharper the knife, the sooner and more splattery I manage to fuck up some part of my hand.
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Post by: Jasper on March 05, 2010, 11:58:36 PM
1) Duller knives are more dangerous.  Keep that shit as sharp as you can.

2) Do this:

(http://media.wiley.com/Lux/00/88400.image0.jpg)

But keep your thumb away from the cutting point.
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Post by: Suu on March 06, 2010, 03:35:28 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 07:05:42 PM
Made in Japan, and Japanese steel are not the same thing.


La dee fucking da.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:08:29 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 05, 2010, 10:08:23 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Just how much were these knives anyway?

The one I want:

http://www.metrokitchen.com/product/KJ-KT-155-HIP-D

that IS nice, but I have trouble imagining it's $100 better than Kyocera's normal ceramic chef knife.
Title: Re: I would totally rub my cock on these, but I'd probably end up cutting it off
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:17:06 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 05, 2010, 11:24:52 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 05, 2010, 08:43:41 PM
the one with the walnut handle needs to be sharpened a bit more, but the one with the black handle is actually sharper than my water buffalo knife, which was previously the sharpest knife I had ever seen (and a gift from Jacque Richard), let alone owned. 90% of what I do is run-of-the-mill slicing and dicing, and it's like whatever I'm cutting isn't even there. I'm pretty sure I could behead someone cleanly with this blade, if it were long enough.

Swote. I've lately been getting some decent knives as presents, several orders of magnitude better than the cheap(est) set I had before.

Similar to having a clean and relatively spaceous kitchen, sharp knives just make cooking more fun.

Do you have any tips on how not to cut off parts of the tops of your fingers, or is that basically just a matter of being insanely careful?

Cause it seems, the sharper the knife, the sooner and more splattery I manage to fuck up some part of my hand.

when you're slicing/dicing, the hand that's not holding the knife should have the fingers loosely tented with the tips of the fingers slightly curled inwards so that your fingernails act as a sort of guide/failsafe, rather than the flesh at the tips. That said, you're generally MUCH more likely to injure yourself with a dull knife than a sharp one.

ETA: or, just see Siggy's post.
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Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:18:27 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on March 05, 2010, 09:53:49 PM
Just how much were these knives anyway?

I got them on ebay and paid around $100 for the two of them, but realistically for a knife like this you could expect to pay anywhere from $200 to $300 each. I'd have been quite happy to pay $200 for each of these knives.