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Title: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 03:13:47 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/11/california.whale.meat.charge/index.html?hpt=T2
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
"Someone should not be able to walk into a restaurant and order a plate of an endangered species,"

169% troof.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 05:45:13 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
"Someone should not be able to walk into a restaurant and order a plate of an endangered species,"

169% troof.

Stop hating the free market.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:52:35 PM
I AM ZE KOMMUNIZT!
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.


:lmnuendo:




-That doesn't even make sense, I know.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.


:lmnuendo:




-That doesn't even make sense, I know.

It does if you're a biter.

Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 11, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
the question is WHY anyone would want to eat whale meat? I've tried it, and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever intentionally put in my mouth.

now, if anyone's got a good recipe for condor...
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.


:lmnuendo:




-That doesn't even make sense, I know.

It does if you're a biter.

Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.

Hmmm.

Me likey teh Freeky.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:30:56 PM
:D
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AEu2OUuBs&feature=related
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:34:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.


:lmnuendo:




-That doesn't even make sense, I know.

It does if you're a biter.

Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.

Hmmm.

Me likey teh Freeky.

You don't get names "Freeky" for no reason.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AEu2OUuBs&feature=related

Classic, but no sound.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:39:58 PM
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/Digital+Underground/Doowutchyalike--2141157

Try this.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Thanks, Freeky.


The relevant part of that video, of course:

Quote from: HumptyI say what I like,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite!
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:44:08 PM
 :lulz:

:crankey: I keep having internet fail all over the place! :argh!:
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 06:54:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Thanks, Freeky.


The relevant part of that video, of course:

Quote from: HumptyI say what I like,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite!


That's one of my all time favorite songs.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:56:24 PM
Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 07:18:46 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:56:24 PM
Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.

Riding in a BMW 750IL, not so much.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:04:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.

Oregon's worst idea ever.  :lulz: Well, maybe other than Trojan.

We learned not to do that.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  :lol: It never stops being funny.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:11:38 PM
Also, it should be noted that 41 whales were beached in that area just a few years later. We decided that burning them was the way to go.

Protip: it's not.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 11, 2010, 08:19:57 PM
There was a reason whaling ships had black sails.  The smell got into EVERYTHING too.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Eater of Clowns on March 11, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  :lol: It never stops being funny.


icwhatudidthere
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 11, 2010, 10:13:36 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 11, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
the question is WHY anyone would want to eat whale meat? I've tried it, and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever intentionally put in my mouth.

now, if anyone's got a good recipe for condor...

THIS!!

Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 11, 2010, 10:41:31 PM
Quote from: EoC on March 11, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.

Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down!  :lol: It never stops being funny.


icwhatudidthere

:x It was an accident!
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 01:11:57 AM
:lulz:  Stolen!
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Kai on March 12, 2010, 01:24:13 AM
Really not cool.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Jasper on March 12, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: Kai on March 12, 2010, 01:24:13 AM
Really not cool.

You mean the pun, or the entire depressing ordeal?
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2010, 05:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Nast on March 13, 2010, 07:19:38 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 05:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.

Well then I see no problem!
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cain on March 13, 2010, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 13, 2010, 10:06:53 AM
you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?

whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Nast on March 14, 2010, 04:13:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.

Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!

Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Triple Zero on March 14, 2010, 10:38:00 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 14, 2010, 04:13:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?

All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.

Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.

Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.

Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.

Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!



But I like their Inuwitticisms.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cain on March 14, 2010, 06:24:20 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 10:06:53 AM
you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?

whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.

I've seen whaleburgers a couple of times, and I really, really like burgers, but those things looked about as appetizing as eating my own toenail clippings.  There is just something really off about whalemeat, its wrongness is just so blatant and obvious.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 15, 2010, 07:24:30 PM
Oceangoing mammal reaks like nothing else.  One big dead seal can stink up half a harbor.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Nast on March 16, 2010, 04:57:55 AM
Also, many cases in the US of botulism were in Alaska, which were attributable to improperly fermented traditional foods. The use of plastic and glass in storing these foods, instead of traditional methods is what's caused it.

Moral: don't keep your blubber in plastic bags.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 16, 2010, 05:01:38 AM
Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:03:26 PM
I didn't want to think about buttered polar bear meat made into a burger and served on a pretzel bun with horseradish.  :|
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 02:14:28 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 05:01:38 AM
Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.

Sounds similar to "trassie", which is fermented shrimp, so I would guess with fried rice.. But you only use a littlebit of trassie, not entire chunks. Also you want to keep it wrapped in several layers of plastic or it stinks up the fridge :)
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
I am trying not to think about bengal tiger jerky served on a tray made of ivory :|
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2010, 02:30:33 PM
OWL STEW
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
I am trying not to think about a breaded bald eagle breast slathered in a fine alfredo sauce.  :|
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 16, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
Piping Plover and Ivory Billed Woodpecker skewered and roasted over 500 year + growth cedar charcoal.  

Yangtze dolphin with Condor wings on the side.


Also- i can only imagine polar bear tasting like trash.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 16, 2010, 03:35:12 PM
Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.


-So I Married an Axe Murderer
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)

:scared:
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: E.O.T. on March 17, 2010, 02:26:17 PM


(http://www.8trackheaven.com/Images/georgeharrisonelectronicsound.jpg)
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Triple Zero on March 17, 2010, 03:39:53 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)

:scared:

that's how KRAFTWERK did it!

HEUTE WIR FERMENTIEREN DAS KRAUT UND MACHEN SAUERKRAUT

MORGEN FERMENTIEREN WIR DAS ELEKTRONISCHEN SOUND KLANG UND MACHEN MUSIK NON STOP
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 18, 2010, 05:53:13 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either.  :|

You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"

Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.

Or tried electro-sounding.

They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)

:scared:

They make vibrating ones too. 

I'll file that under "I'll try anythign once, but it damn well better be sterile."
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Cramulus on March 29, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on March 29, 2010, 10:23:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 29, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.

So I my conclusion is invalid based on the state of my peen?  Is Ad Priapam a logical falacy?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 01, 2010, 04:57:19 AM
No it's a logical phallusy.
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: Richter on April 01, 2010, 05:20:03 AM
I am both highly amused and filled with loathing for you.  :lulz: :crankey:
Title: Re: Endangered Species for Dinner in Vegas
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 01, 2010, 08:01:55 PM
I call that success.