http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/11/california.whale.meat.charge/index.html?hpt=T2
"Someone should not be able to walk into a restaurant and order a plate of an endangered species,"
169% troof.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
"Someone should not be able to walk into a restaurant and order a plate of an endangered species,"
169% troof.
Stop hating the free market.
I AM ZE KOMMUNIZT!
Then everyone should get a bite.
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.
:lmnuendo:
-That doesn't even make sense, I know.
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.
:lmnuendo:
-That doesn't even make sense, I know.
It does if you're a biter.
Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.
the question is WHY anyone would want to eat whale meat? I've tried it, and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever intentionally put in my mouth.
now, if anyone's got a good recipe for condor...
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.
:lmnuendo:
-That doesn't even make sense, I know.
It does if you're a biter.
Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.
Hmmm.
Me likey teh Freeky.
:D
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AEu2OUuBs&feature=related
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:25:25 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 11, 2010, 06:09:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 06:06:13 PM
Then everyone should get a bite.
:lmnuendo:
-That doesn't even make sense, I know.
It does if you're a biter.
Mistress Freeky,
Thought it made perfect sense.
Hmmm.
Me likey teh Freeky.
You don't get names "Freeky" for no reason.
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:33:35 PM
Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1AEu2OUuBs&feature=related
Classic, but no sound.
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/Digital+Underground/Doowutchyalike--2141157
Try this.
Thanks, Freeky.
The relevant part of that video, of course:
Quote from: HumptyI say what I like,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite!
:lulz:
:crankey: I keep having internet fail all over the place! :argh!:
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:42:31 PM
Thanks, Freeky.
The relevant part of that video, of course:
Quote from: HumptyI say what I like,
Like I said, sometimes we bite,
Even though you don't think it's right,
Yo, I like to bite!
That's one of my all time favorite songs.
Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Quote from: LMNO on March 11, 2010, 06:56:24 PM
Digital Underground was Tupac's finest moment.
Riding in a BMW 750IL, not so much.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 11, 2010, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Yeah, but then you'd never get cool shit like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4
No matter how you feel about whales, sushi, or 20+ cases of dynamite, that's some cool shit.
Oregon's worst idea ever. :lulz: Well, maybe other than Trojan.
We learned not to do that.
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.
Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down! :lol: It never stops being funny.
Also, it should be noted that 41 whales were beached in that area just a few years later. We decided that burning them was the way to go.
Protip: it's not.
There was a reason whaling ships had black sails. The smell got into EVERYTHING too.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.
Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down! :lol: It never stops being funny.
icwhatudidthere
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 11, 2010, 06:19:06 PM
the question is WHY anyone would want to eat whale meat? I've tried it, and it's the most disgusting thing I've ever intentionally put in my mouth.
now, if anyone's got a good recipe for condor...
THIS!!
Quote from: EoC on March 11, 2010, 09:01:49 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 08:07:17 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 11, 2010, 07:29:02 PM
My favorite moment is the "OH SHIT!", as they realize that they're about to be hit by whale chunks and die.
Yes, the magical moment as the ooohs and aaaaahs of delight turn to wails of dismay as whale meat starts to rain down! :lol: It never stops being funny.
icwhatudidthere
:x It was an accident!
:lulz: Stolen!
Really not cool.
Quote from: Kai on March 12, 2010, 01:24:13 AM
Really not cool.
You mean the pun, or the entire depressing ordeal?
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 13, 2010, 05:46:55 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Not if they're still alive when they beach, which is really common.
Well then I see no problem!
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.
Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.
you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?
whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.
Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.
Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!
Quote from: Nast on March 14, 2010, 04:13:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 13, 2010, 09:18:11 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 13, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 11, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Why the hell is it that when whales beach themselves on our shores, we don't carve them up and sell them to sushi restaurants?
All that meat goes to waste, and the beaches are inhospitable for a full fucking year.
Apparently beached whales can't be consumed because their carcasses are full of delicious botulism.
Given the sort of person who would probably eat whale, I fail to see a problem here.
Not because I think its morally wrong, but just because whale meat sounds so fucking nasty, blubbery and oily.
Hey man, lay off of those Inuits!
But I like their Inuwitticisms.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 13, 2010, 10:06:53 AM
you know the part in Anchorman where Paul Rudd uses the Sex Panther cologne in the office and one lady screams out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!!!"?
whale meat tastes worse than that sounds like it would smell.
I've seen whaleburgers a couple of times, and I really, really like burgers, but those things looked about as appetizing as eating my own toenail clippings. There is just something really off about whalemeat, its wrongness is just so blatant and obvious.
Oceangoing mammal reaks like nothing else. One big dead seal can stink up half a harbor.
Also, many cases in the US of botulism were in Alaska, which were attributable to improperly fermented traditional foods. The use of plastic and glass in storing these foods, instead of traditional methods is what's caused it.
Moral: don't keep your blubber in plastic bags.
Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
I didn't want to think about buttered polar bear meat made into a burger and served on a pretzel bun with horseradish. :|
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 05:01:38 AM
Fuck, I really don't want to think about what kind of recipes involve fermented whale meat.
Sounds similar to "trassie", which is fermented shrimp, so I would guess with fried rice.. But you only use a littlebit of trassie, not entire chunks. Also you want to keep it wrapped in several layers of plastic or it stinks up the fridge :)
I am trying not to think about bengal tiger jerky served on a tray made of ivory :|
OWL STEW
I am trying not to think about a breaded bald eagle breast slathered in a fine alfredo sauce. :|
Piping Plover and Ivory Billed Woodpecker skewered and roasted over 500 year + growth cedar charcoal.
Yangtze dolphin with Condor wings on the side.
Also- i can only imagine polar bear tasting like trash.
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Harriet Michaels: Do you actually like haggis?
Charlie Mackenzie: No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
-So I Married an Axe Murderer
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Or tried electro-sounding.
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Or tried electro-sounding.
They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)
:scared:
(http://www.8trackheaven.com/Images/georgeharrisonelectronicsound.jpg)
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Or tried electro-sounding.
They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)
:scared:
that's how KRAFTWERK did it!
HEUTE WIR FERMENTIEREN DAS KRAUT UND MACHEN SAUERKRAUT
MORGEN FERMENTIEREN WIR DAS ELEKTRONISCHEN SOUND KLANG UND MACHEN MUSIK NON STOP
Quote from: Cramulus on March 17, 2010, 02:23:49 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 17, 2010, 01:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 16, 2010, 03:33:02 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 16, 2010, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: Richter on March 16, 2010, 12:23:03 PM
I didn't want to think about a bag stitched out of seal skin sitting in the fridge, leaking seal juice on everything either. :|
You know what I'm really curious about? Who was the first guy who was like, "I stuck this whale meat in a seal stomach a few weeks ago, now it smells unbelievably horrible, I wonder if it's still edible?"
Sort of like the first guy that thought of haggis.
Or tried electro-sounding.
They make electric sounds?! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sound)
:scared:
They make vibrating ones too.
I'll file that under "I'll try anythign once, but it damn well better be sterile."
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.
Quote from: Cramulus on March 29, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
I do not consider you a rational reference point here, you've already had a metal rod driven through your willy-nilly.
So I my conclusion is invalid based on the state of my peen? Is Ad Priapam a logical falacy? :lulz:
No it's a logical phallusy.
I am both highly amused and filled with loathing for you. :lulz: :crankey:
I call that success.