I'm "working" from home today, so....
Ask me anything!
Or tell me a joke.
Or give me recommendations on how to manage my new job with people I can just barely tolerate.
Or whatever you wanna do here....
IS THERE BABBY?
Not yet. That's kinda why I'm "working" from home. For awhile last night, the contractions were getting closer together. LWHN stayed the night with Mom-in-law just in case we had to make a middle-of-the-night dash to the hospital. Alas, they ebbed, though it seems to be coming and going. My wife is home today and I'm hanging around just in case. Hopefully it happens sometime soon. She's pretty darned uncomfortable.
What name did you end up picking, btw? If you don't mind sharing with the class.
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.
If he ever decides to become a bricklayer, he will have a very appropriate name.
Mason? Hiram? BAC Local #11?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 12, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
If he ever decides to become a bricklayer, he will have a very appropriate name.
Shithouse?
One of you is right. Though it would've been funny to name him Mortar.
"One doesn't just walk into Mortar's room....."
Okay, so it's funny to me.
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 12, 2010, 04:44:18 PM
Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.
:lulz:
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
And on a more serious note - I love the thread header because thats how I always 'hear' RWHN, as "Rune", because it looks Welsh so I think it deserves a Welsh pronunciation; just a thought to pass a few moments in what sounds likely to feel like a looooong day
PS.What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
I always pronounce it "Rue Win" in my head. Which is very close to "ruin."
Good luck with your new babby, RWHN!
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 12, 2010, 04:54:14 PM
One of you is right. Though it would've been funny to name him Mortar.
"One doesn't just walk into Mortar's room....."
Okay, so it's funny to me.
I knew it. You DID name him after a labor union!
Two muffins are baking in the oven, when one turns to the other and says, "It's getting hot in here." The other looks over and screams, "WHOA, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Chess at the Hotel
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
I always pronounce it "Rue Win" in my head. Which is very close to "ruin."
I always pronounce it *groan* in my head.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 12, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
Good luck with your new babby, RWHN!
This too. :)