I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum.
Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?
i don't believe it.
how's the smell?
nvm, just gimme the recipe and i'll SCIENCE for myself.
oooo new acronym: SFY,S
if it works:
go out in public with a drop on your upper lip.
pretend to cough and spit a mouthful into a glass.
public restroom walls. EVERYTHING!
copcars, or just cars in general, a trail going down from the fuel intake thingy would be awesome.
lick some off your fingers everytime you leave the toilet.
It doesn't really have a smell, but the look is perfect. Any ideas how I could get the scent?
PMing you the recipe.
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i think some of my friends might know such things.
and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?
THROW IT AT THE THAI GOVT!@
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.
Quote from: Regret on March 19, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i think some of my friends might know such things.
and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?
Yeah. It's also useful for something else, but I'm going to try to use that to actually make money. The recipe is still in progress though, very early stages. Probably will change a lot, but a bit of secrecy never hurt anyone.
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.
:lulz: Oh SHIT.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 01:14:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.
:lulz: Oh SHIT.
Not that anyone would have to fake it. :oops:
The beauty of this is that I could make several gallons of it, put it in squeeze bottles, and go to town.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 01:14:18 AM
Quote from: Regret on March 19, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i think some of my friends might know such things.
and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?
Yeah. It's also useful for something else, but I'm going to try to use that to actually make money. The recipe is still in progress though, very early stages. Probably will change a lot, but a bit of secrecy never hurt anyone.
Is it also a delicious condiment?
Or perhaps it would be more appropriate to caulk one's bathroom with it?
I haven't tried eating it yet, but it's pretty non-toxic.
It may also be of note to mention that the flower in my avatar, the Bradford pear, is reputed to reek of semen.
If only there was a way to capture its essence...
A decoction, perhaps.
But that would involve so much vigorous maceration!
I can always find someone to do that for me.
^this^
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.
It's been done on TV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCBhuEiEYsY
If you don't wanna watch it all, though you should, just skip to 6:30 for what you speak of.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:52:56 AM
I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum.
Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?
Yes, and it involves bicycle seats and the hot wing bar at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer's. Perhaps we should join forces again soon.
Also, from rooftops.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 01:04:51 AM
It doesn't really have a smell, but the look is perfect. Any ideas how I could get the scent?
PMing you the recipe.
I worked in a heath food store once, and one of the things we sold smelled exactly like semen. It was some sort of bran or something. Either was it was really cheap. Only problem is that it has a tan-ish color.
2 day old fish batter smells alot like semen.
Or at least I hope it does. I work in a bear bar so there's always the chance that things smell like semen because they are, in fact, covered in semen.
A bit of old fish batter. That might actually help the look, too.
:lulz::hi5::vom:
great thread, lots of thrills, would read again.
Quote from: Faust on March 28, 2010, 07:24:26 PM
great thread, lots of thrills, would read again.
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Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 12:52:56 AM
I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum.
Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?
You gave Ron Jeremy a Vasectomy?
Yes, I went after a fat porn star with a scalpel in hopes of obtaining an endless supply of jizz.
I do this sort of thing all the time.
OK, I might as well post the recipe. Maybe someone will try it and improve on it in the interest of better fake jizz.
Cook a 1:20 ratio of guar gum powder and water. Store in a jar. That simple.
Now try it. It's fun!
Bone dust maybe? As long as it's ground slow, so it doesn't burn, it has enough of a biological smell to make you wonder. It'd also add a bit of grainy cloudiness.
Quote from: Richter on March 29, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
Bone dust maybe? As long as it's ground slow, so it doesn't burn, it has enough of a biological smell to make you wonder. It'd also add a bit of grainy cloudiness.
So...rob a grave, grind the remains, and make fake semen out of it?
:awesome:
(I know, I know, they sell prepackaged bone meal, but the thought tickled me.)
Dude, working with bone is as perverse as you want to get with it.
Buying a dog bone from a pet store works, boiling and drying a bone from a ham works, harvesting the skulls os your enemies or robbing graves works too :lulz:
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 29, 2010, 05:59:15 AM
Cook a 1:20 ratio of guar gum powder and water. Store in a jar.
Label: Penis butter.
After some more 'authenticity research', I think it definitely needs the grainy white clouds. Will try bone powder.
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 29, 2010, 05:59:15 AM
Yes, I went after a fat porn star with a scalpel in hopes of obtaining an endless supply of jizz.
I do this sort of thing all the time.
OK, I might as well post the recipe. Maybe someone will try it and improve on it in the interest of better fake jizz.
Cook a 1:20 ratio of guar gum powder and water. Store in a jar. That simple.
Now try it. It's fun!
Well, it was funny when it was in MY head.
Hmm, sarcasm fell flat.
Yeah, it was funny. I lol'd.