Requesting Ideas

[Jasper]

I can always find someone to do that for me.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

THROW IT AT THE THAI GOVT!@

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

^this^

[Lies]

Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.

It's been done on TV.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCBhuEiEYsY

If you don't wanna watch it all, though you should, just skip to 6:30 for what you speak of.

[East Coast Hustle]

I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum. 

Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?

Yes, and it involves bicycle seats and the hot wing bar at the Hawthorne Fred Meyer's. Perhaps we should join forces again soon.

[Triple Zero]

Also, from rooftops.

[NWC]

It doesn't really have a smell, but the look is perfect.  Any ideas how I could get the scent?

PMing you the recipe.

I worked in a heath food store once, and one of the things we sold smelled exactly like semen. It was some sort of bran or something. Either was it was really cheap. Only problem is that it has a tan-ish color.

[East Coast Hustle]

2 day old fish batter smells alot like semen.

Or at least I hope it does. I work in a bear bar so there's always the chance that things smell like semen because they are, in fact, covered in semen.

[Jasper]

A bit of old fish batter.  That might actually help the look, too.

[Faust]

great thread, lots of thrills, would read again.

[Nast]

great thread, lots of thrills, would read again.

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[Faust]

great thread, lots of thrills, would read again.

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Nothing.

[AFK]

I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum. 

Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?

You gave Ron Jeremy a Vasectomy?

[Jasper]

Yes, I went after a fat porn star with a scalpel in hopes of obtaining an endless supply of jizz.

I do this sort of thing all the time.

OK, I might as well post the recipe.  Maybe someone will try it and improve on it in the interest of better fake jizz.

Cook a 1:20 ratio of guar gum powder and water.  Store in a jar.  That simple.

Now try it.  It's fun!

[Richter]

Bone dust maybe?  As long as it's ground slow, so it doesn't burn, it has enough of a biological smell to make you wonder.  It'd also add a bit of grainy cloudiness.