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Started by Jasper, March 19, 2010, 12:52:56 AM

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Jasper

March 19, 2010, 12:52:56 AM
I have recently discovered a means to cheaply mass produce very convincing fake cum. 

Any ideas on what to do with it as far as jakes/etc?

Reginald Ret

#1
March 19, 2010, 01:02:01 AM
i don't believe it.
how's the smell?
nvm, just gimme the recipe and i'll SCIENCE for myself.

oooo new acronym:  SFY,S

if it works:
go out in public with a drop on your upper lip.
pretend to cough and spit a mouthful into a glass.
public restroom walls. EVERYTHING!
copcars, or just cars in general, a trail going down from the fuel intake thingy would be awesome.
lick some off your fingers everytime you leave the toilet.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Jasper

#2
March 19, 2010, 01:04:51 AM
It doesn't really have a smell, but the look is perfect.  Any ideas how I could get the scent?

PMing you the recipe.

Reginald Ret

#3
March 19, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i  think some of my friends might know such things.

and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

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#4
March 19, 2010, 01:10:32 AM
THROW IT AT THE THAI GOVT!@

Nast

#5
March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#6
March 19, 2010, 01:14:18 AM
Quote from: Regret on March 19, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i  think some of my friends might know such things.

and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?

Yeah.  It's also useful for something else, but I'm going to try to use that to actually make money.  The recipe is still in progress though, very early stages.  Probably will change a lot, but a bit of secrecy never hurt anyone.

Jasper

#7
March 19, 2010, 01:14:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.

:lulz:  Oh SHIT.

Nast

#8
March 19, 2010, 01:16:18 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 01:14:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 19, 2010, 01:14:05 AM
Leave a TIME magazine in a public restroom stall, the one with Obama on the cover, covered in it.

:lulz:  Oh SHIT.

Not that anyone would have to fake it.  :oops:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#9
March 19, 2010, 01:19:18 AM
The beauty of this is that I could make several gallons of it, put it in squeeze bottles, and go to town. 

Nast

#10
March 19, 2010, 01:43:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on March 19, 2010, 01:14:18 AM
Quote from: Regret on March 19, 2010, 01:09:14 AM
not me :(
but i'll ask around, i  think some of my friends might know such things.

and thanks for the recipe :)
Is there a reason you are not telling it to the entire forum?

Yeah.  It's also useful for something else, but I'm going to try to use that to actually make money.  The recipe is still in progress though, very early stages.  Probably will change a lot, but a bit of secrecy never hurt anyone.

Is it also a delicious condiment?

Or perhaps it would be more appropriate to caulk one's bathroom with it?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#11
March 19, 2010, 01:44:35 AM
I haven't tried eating it yet, but it's pretty non-toxic.

Nast

#12
March 19, 2010, 01:45:11 AM
It may also be of note to mention that the flower in my avatar, the Bradford pear, is reputed to reek of semen.
If only there was a way to capture its essence...
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#13
March 19, 2010, 01:48:38 AM
A decoction, perhaps.

Nast

#14
March 19, 2010, 01:50:38 AM
But that would involve so much vigorous maceration!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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