Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM

Title: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BAGI1CGM1H.DTL

It's almost like an Onion story, except it further serves to highlight why I hate people who choose to believe in simple solutions to complex situations, like food-faddists, like anti-vaccine people, or people who think that raw milk is a panacaea.   
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Lies on March 21, 2010, 03:54:33 AM
 :horrormirth:

On the bright side, we can tell our children to stay away from vegans by telling them they're evil people who use vegetables to hurt you and you can cite that story as proof.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 03:55:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Cain on March 21, 2010, 04:44:05 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:

I'm pretty sure I should make some tasteless pun about ovens or holocaust denial here, but I'm six seven vodkas worse for wear, and cannot think of any.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 04:57:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.

This was terrible.  :lol:
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2010, 05:05:21 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 21, 2010, 03:46:44 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/03/17/BAGI1CGM1H.DTL

It's almost like an Onion story, except it further serves to highlight why I hate people who choose to believe in simple solutions to complex situations, like food-faddists, like anti-vaccine people, or people who think that raw milk is a panacaea.   


:lulz:

QuoteThe group said Keith was wrong about veganism, referred to her as an "animal holocaust denier," and scolded her for calling the "agents of state oppression" - the police.

Because throwing chili pepper in peoples eyes totally isn't assault.  They eat their own.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Nast on March 21, 2010, 05:54:49 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 21, 2010, 04:57:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:57:05 AM
Brb, enjoying some Auschnitzel.

This was terrible.  :lol:

Maybe it would have been better with a side of arbeit macht fries?
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Nast on March 21, 2010, 06:05:49 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 04:44:05 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 21, 2010, 03:55:15 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 21, 2010, 03:52:51 AM
Stop denying the animal holocaust, Nigel.

You beat me to it!

Lawl, animal holocaust.  :lulz:

I'm pretty sure I should make some tasteless pun about ovens or holocaust denial here, but I'm six seven vodkas worse for wear, and cannot think of any.

It's okay, I have that part covered.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Dysnomia on March 21, 2010, 05:41:27 PM
UGH STUPID MILITANT VEGANS!

:argh!:


IMO what people eat or don't should be a personal decision, much like most things, so I don't go "ZOMG UR AN ANIMAL HATER" when people do normal things like...have a steak.  1-it doesn't help anything, 2-it's annoying as FUCK, 3-it's not any of my business if you like to eat all kinds of (what I think is) gross shit..so long as it's legal to eat, 3-PETA can go to hell for killing animals they didn't need to, and for telling me it's abusive to ride my horse.


SPS,
kinda fails at being a vegetarian
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Kai on March 21, 2010, 05:51:25 PM
From what you are saying, it seems it would be much better to fail at being a vegetarian than to win at it.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Dysnomia on March 21, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
Word.

I'm not going to lie, because really I would love it if we were a mostly or total vegetarian society, but it's not my business to tell other people what they can and cannot eat, so long as it's legal.  It's far more practical IMO to make sure that the processing facilities are simply doing things in a humane, and healthy way (lolecolilolol) for the animals being processed, the workers, and the consumers.

I like cheese, and my eggs.  Though I would defintely tone down on how much I use leather if more (attractive) things were not made from it.  Being an equestrian, for example, is really hard to do while being vegan at all, and impossible if totally (since riding horses=abuse lol)

SPS,
is currently lusting after a $4,000 leather dressage saddle

http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=15
OR
http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=16

look at how sexy that shit is.   :fap:
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 06:35:15 PM
Upon pondering, I've come to realize that the cuter things are, the more likely it is that you can raise them in your backyard, and therefore the more environmentally friendly.

Pygmy goats? Check!
Chickens? Check!
Lambs? Check!
Bunnies? Check!

Therefore the answer to saving the environment is to restrict yourself to eating only cute things.



Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 21, 2010, 06:36:14 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 21, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
Word.

I'm not going to lie, because really I would love it if we were a mostly or total vegetarian society, but it's not my business to tell other people what they can and cannot eat, so long as it's legal.  It's far more practical IMO to make sure that the processing facilities are simply doing things in a humane, and healthy way (lolecolilolol) for the animals being processed, the workers, and the consumers.

I like cheese, and my eggs.  Though I would defintely tone down on how much I use leather if more (attractive) things were not made from it.  Being an equestrian, for example, is really hard to do while being vegan at all, and impossible if totally (since riding horses=abuse lol)

SPS,
is currently lusting after a $4,000 leather dressage saddle

http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=15
OR
http://www.selledelgrange.com/sellesetaccessoires-ficheproduit.php5?id=16

look at how sexy that shit is.   :fap:

Since leather is a byproduct and not a primary product, it's not worth worrying about IMO.
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: the last yatto on March 22, 2010, 03:56:14 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 21, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
 It's far more practical IMO to make sure that the processing facilities are simply doing things in a humane, and healthy way

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278469/
ps not calling you autistic or retarded
Title: Re: Further evidence that hippies are morons
Post by: Dysnomia on March 23, 2010, 05:35:01 AM
I want a herd of fainting goats.   :lulz: