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Principia Discordia => Principia Discussion => Topic started by: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM

Title: Why Norton?
Post by: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?
Is it just because he was a West Coast eccentric and the whole shebang started up out there?

Within the past couple of years I had discovered the life of "Lord" Timothy Dexter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter_%28businessman%29).  I can't help but think he did more to upset the establishment of the day by being successful through sheer stupid luck.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on March 22, 2010, 01:10:53 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?


Divine maniac.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: the last yatto on March 22, 2010, 03:01:07 AM
Our First Emperor could have prevented the Civilwar... well that is if the army actually arrested the president
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Elder Iptuous on March 22, 2010, 02:55:54 PM
That fellow has a pretty excellent wiki writeup.
thanks for pointing him out.  now i want to read his book....
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Cain on March 22, 2010, 04:02:59 PM
Stupid luck, or AWESOME LUCK?
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 06:28:52 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 22, 2010, 01:10:53 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?


Divine maniac.

This.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 22, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
Dexter was successful through weird success...

Norton was 'successful' (for varying definitions of the term) because he imposed his reality upon everyone else and got them to play along.

As far as I'm concerned, they're both great Discordian archetypes ;-)
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: MMIX on March 22, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Neither of them would last five minutes around here - dumb hippies . . .
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: PopeTom on March 22, 2010, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 22, 2010, 04:02:59 PM
Stupid luck, or AWESOME LUCK?

The determination of if luck is 'stupid' or 'awesome' probably depends on what side of the luck you are on.

For Lord Dexter it was awesome luck.  For those society members with old money it was stupid luck.

I happen to really like the selling coal to Newcastle story.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: PopeTom on March 22, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED

Person, I'm only one guy.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:33:49 PM
Quote from: MMIX on March 22, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Neither of them would last five minutes around here - dumb hippies . . .

Norton wouldn't bother with this place

for one thing, there was no such thing as computers when he was alive.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 23, 2010, 12:24:25 AM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:33:49 PM
Quote from: MMIX on March 22, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Neither of them would last five minutes around here - dumb hippies . . .

Norton wouldn't bother with this place

for one thing, there was no such thing as computers when he was alive.

Also, he wouldn't have had the money to get online.

Although maybe he could have borrowed Mark Twain's net connection to post a few Proclamations.

"AS EMPEROR OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA I ORDER YOU TO STFU, POSTHASTE!"
                                     \
(http://www.knauer.org/mike/discordia/images/norton.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Lord Quantum on March 23, 2010, 02:18:51 AM
I've always wondered what it would be like to actually meet the person with the best luck in the world. And now I know. Also, I hereby nominate Lord Dexter for Sainthood. All in agreement, say aye.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Iason Ouabache on March 23, 2010, 06:56:49 AM
Awesome man! The living embodiment of "Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck."
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: BadBeast on March 25, 2010, 09:13:27 PM
Well, for a start, he was English, (and as far as good starting points, for Emperors, England is a winner)
He was mad as a box of frogs, but in a good way. He knew stuff too, like right from wrong, and knew how to get his point across.And he didn't mind standing up, and pointing out any bullshit that needed pointing out, in a day when doing so didn't exactly make you popular. (Did it ever?)
Geographical fortuitousness. Well, he wouldn't have been quite so well received up the coast a ways, in Los Angeles for instance. And his name was the same as Fonzy's motorcycle. (British too)  :fnord:
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: BabylonHoruv on April 04, 2010, 07:25:03 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:33:49 PM
Quote from: MMIX on March 22, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
Neither of them would last five minutes around here - dumb hippies . . .

Norton wouldn't bother with this place

for one thing, there was no such thing as computers when he was alive.

The emperor of the US has much more important things to do that dick around on an internet forum.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Number_6 on April 11, 2010, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 22, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
Dexter was successful through weird success...

Norton was 'successful' (for varying definitions of the term) because he imposed his reality upon everyone else and got them to play along.

As far as I'm concerned, they're both great Discordian archetypes ;-)

This answer makes sense to me
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: BadBeast on June 22, 2010, 09:37:42 AM
Quote from: Number_6 on April 11, 2010, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 22, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
Dexter was successful through weird success...

Norton was 'successful' (for varying definitions of the term) because he imposed his reality upon everyone else and got them to play along.

As far as I'm concerned, they're both great Discordian archetypes ;-)

This answer makes sense to me
Is that supposed to validate the veracity of this answer in some way? Because it doesn't.  :fap:
(now I just want to go and think about it some more, before I commit myself)
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on June 22, 2010, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?
Is it just because he was a West Coast eccentric and the whole shebang started up out there?

I'd say it was because he went crazy in a way that made him a human being on a level approaching Gandhi or MLK.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 07, 2010, 02:33:05 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?
Is it just because he was a West Coast eccentric and the whole shebang started up out there?

Within the past couple of years I had discovered the life of "Lord" Timothy Dexter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter_%28businessman%29).  I can't help but think he did more to upset the establishment of the day by being successful through sheer stupid luck.

Because he was the Goddamn Emperor. That's why.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: malvarma on July 10, 2010, 11:40:54 PM
NOT MY EMPEROR!
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 11:50:01 PM
Quote from: malvarma on July 10, 2010, 11:40:54 PM
NOT MY EMPEROR!
Well, obviously not, seeing as he died in 1880!
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Jasper on July 11, 2010, 01:30:16 AM
I don't understand the question. 

That Norton is a Discordian role model is axiomatic to me.  It's like asking why things exist.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Fucking Things, why do they exist?
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Cain on July 12, 2010, 12:46:31 PM
Fucking miracles
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: BadBeast on July 12, 2010, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Fucking Things, why do they exist?
Steady on there, you Thingophobe, some of my best friends are 'Things'!
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 08:06:50 PM
Quote from: malvarma on July 10, 2010, 11:40:54 PM
NOT MY EMPEROR!

Then go move to Cuba, you fucking communist.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 12, 2010, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Fucking Things, why do they exist?
Steady on there, you Thingophobe, some of my best friends are 'Things'!

Oh, don't get me wrong, I really, really like fucking Things.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 08:09:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:07:54 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 12, 2010, 08:05:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Fucking Things, why do they exist?
Steady on there, you Thingophobe, some of my best friends are 'Things'!

Oh, don't get me wrong, I really, really like fucking Things.

And that's why every tailpipe in Boston has that weird glaze.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:10:39 PM
STOP JUDGING ME!
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 08:12:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:10:39 PM
STOP JUDGING ME!

I wasn't judging, I was simply making an observation.

But you are taking a hell of a risk, exposing your junk near the exhaust system of a car.  That's where the sand gooks take their sustenance, when they cling to the chassis like ticks.  Or so I have heard from an Englishman.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:17:12 PM
"sand gooks"?
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 08:23:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 08:17:12 PM
"sand gooks"?

Quote from: Old Man RoanokeOh yes.  They hunt me.  I have fought the sand gook for thirty years or more.  They know my name.  Their men are impotent with hate and their women smell like a baby's graveyard.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: minuspace on October 21, 2010, 10:12:51 PM
There are no Antses in Cuba...
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: themenniss on October 23, 2010, 06:15:38 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED
but.... but.... ugh.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: minuspace on October 26, 2010, 06:25:11 PM
Quote from: themenniss on October 23, 2010, 06:15:38 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 22, 2010, 03:28:22 PM
AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED
but.... but....

CHAIN SMELLS RED?
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: El Sjaako on October 30, 2010, 04:39:19 PM
It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Telarus on October 30, 2010, 11:51:23 PM
Quote from: el sjaako on October 30, 2010, 04:39:19 PM
It could very well be that Mal2 didn't feature dexter because he didn't know about him. This was the 50/60's, there was no internet to look for crazy people.

SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER! (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/45.php)  - PD, page 38
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: El Sjaako on October 31, 2010, 12:42:56 AM
Quote from: Telarus on October 30, 2010, 11:51:23 PM
SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER! (http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/45.php)  - PD, page 38
Hill: It's a name I came up with in the old days and never used it much. Its on page 38 of the Principia referring to Vice President Spiro Agnew. I always thought I invented it but now it sounds like a Stan Freberg name now that I think about it. It may have stuck in my preconscious memory from early TV. (http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Interview_with_Norton_Cabal) NORTON CABAL INTERVIEW, P. 5 (I think from the loompanics edition? It's in my Diggory Press edition)
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Telarus on October 31, 2010, 01:39:45 AM
So which dexter where you referring to, Captain Contextless?


Sidenote: Sweeet - http://sinisterdexter.net/index.php
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: El Sjaako on October 31, 2010, 08:42:02 AM
"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Jasper on October 31, 2010, 09:02:01 AM
Quote from: PopeTom on March 21, 2010, 11:20:31 PM
Has there ever been an explanation as to why Emperor Norton took on such a role as he has in Discordiaism?

If Emperor Norton did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Telarus on October 31, 2010, 10:58:59 PM
Quote from: el sjaako on October 31, 2010, 08:42:02 AM
"Lord" Timothy Dexter, you know, the one this thread was more or less about?

Oh, my bad. I thought this was a different thread.  :oops:
Title: Re: Why Norton?
Post by: Lies on November 01, 2010, 12:50:54 AM
For those of you who wish to "read more" into lord timothy, apparently here is his "book".

http://www.lordtimothydexter.com/the_holl_pickle_1.htm