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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 07:48:48 AM

Title: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 07:48:48 AM
So...my bracket is ranked #40 out of EVERY facebook user who filled out a bracket (several million). And none of the 39 brackets currently ahead of me has all of their final 4 teams left like I do. I think this means there's a pretty good chance I might win the $10,000 grand prize.

ECH,
will probably end up getting screwed by Cornell, though.
Title: Re: holy fucking shit.
Post by: on March 22, 2010, 07:53:01 AM
Wow. Best of luck to you ECH.
I'd love to make you foot the bar tab next time you roll through town.
Title: Re: holy fucking shit.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:05:22 PM
Hell yeah. At that point we'd probably have to cross the river and hit a casino.

Also, I double-checked and did the math again and I don't just have a chance to win, I have a REALLY GODDAMN GOOD chance to win. In fact, depending on how the sweet 16 plays out it could be a mathematical certainty by next weekend.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 22, 2010, 04:25:10 PM
I don't know what any of this means except the possibility of winning 10K, so good luck on that!
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Lies on March 22, 2010, 04:29:41 PM
I dont understand any of this but good luck anyway ECH!
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 04:37:02 PM
What Squid said.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
"bracket" is short for "I filled out the NCAA men's basketball tournament bracket before it started with the teams I thought would win". TBH, I'm surprised at having to explain this to any americans, as March Madness bracket pools are pretty ubiquitous. Anyway, if you have the most accurate bracket at the end of the tournament out of all the brackets filled out by all the people on facebook who used the CBS Sports app to fill out brackets, you win $10,000.

Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 22, 2010, 04:44:43 PM
 :argh!: you fucker
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Cramulus on March 22, 2010, 04:46:07 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
"bracket" is short for "I filled out the NCAA men's basketball tournament bracket before it started with the teams I thought would win". TBH, I'm surprised at having to explain this to any americans, as March Madness bracket pools are pretty ubiquitous. Anyway, if you have the most accurate bracket at the end of the tournament out of all the brackets filled out by all the people on facebook who used the CBS Sports app to fill out brackets, you win $10,000.

pretty ubiquitous amongst basketball fans perhaps, but not amongst pasty nerds such as myself  :p

Anyway, congrats on the potential for insane winnings!
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:57:12 PM
no, it's really pretty ubiquitous in general. Second biggest gambling event of the year (after the superbowl) and causes the single biggest drop in economic productivity among american workers each year. I mean, EVERYONE fills out a bracket, even people who don't know basketball from chinese checkers.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 22, 2010, 05:01:03 PM
yeah we spend half of history class talking about our brackets instead of learning :lol:
WHICH REMINDS ME I HAVE TO LAUGHA T ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CHOSE KANSAS  :lol:

but anyway i hope you win it and not some random spag
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 22, 2010, 05:05:36 PM
Right? at least then you can say that you only lost your bracket pool because the guy ahead of you had the BEST BRACKET IN THE WORLD.

:lol:
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 06:16:15 PM
I have a Yahoo bracket this year and I got my ass handed to me already. Both of my final teams are out.

Fucking Villanova.  :argh!:
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 06:19:38 PM
However, I am ranked 25th out of 59 in my group and 55th overall on Yahoo. So it could be A LOT worse.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 22, 2010, 06:44:17 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:57:12 PM
no, it's really pretty ubiquitous in general. Second biggest gambling event of the year (after the superbowl) and causes the single biggest drop in economic productivity among american workers each year. I mean, EVERYONE fills out a bracket, even people who don't know basketball from chinese checkers.

This is true, I did it with the thingy we played on PD.com a couple of years back. My flip-a-coin method really sucked.

But I think it was football, that time. The concept is identical, however. A repeated two-value stochastic random process.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 07:32:25 PM
I didn't pay attention to the standings at all. I just picked them at random to see what would happen.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 22, 2010, 07:49:13 PM
nah that was basketball 000
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
"bracket" is short for "I filled out the NCAA men's basketball tournament bracket before it started with the teams I thought would win". TBH, I'm surprised at having to explain this to any americans, as March Madness bracket pools are pretty ubiquitous. Anyway, if you have the most accurate bracket at the end of the tournament out of all the brackets filled out by all the people on facebook who used the CBS Sports app to fill out brackets, you win $10,000.



WTF is a bracket pool

"March  madness"?  :?

are you even speaking English?

Almost 40 years old and I can't figure out what the hell you're saying.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:19:02 PM
Is this some kind of East Coast thing?
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: on March 22, 2010, 10:25:54 PM
What the hell is this 'basketball' you guys keep referring to?
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
"bracket" is short for "I filled out the NCAA men's basketball tournament bracket before it started with the teams I thought would win". TBH, I'm surprised at having to explain this to any americans, as March Madness bracket pools are pretty ubiquitous. Anyway, if you have the most accurate bracket at the end of the tournament out of all the brackets filled out by all the people on facebook who used the CBS Sports app to fill out brackets, you win $10,000.



WTF is a bracket pool

"March  madness"?  :?

are you even speaking English?

Almost 40 years old and I can't figure out what the hell you're saying.


The tournament bracket for the Men's NCAA Basketball Championships. We pay money, we pick a bracket, and whoever has the most correct picks at the end of the month wins the bracket.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:52:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 22, 2010, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 22, 2010, 10:18:16 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 22, 2010, 04:42:55 PM
"bracket" is short for "I filled out the NCAA men's basketball tournament bracket before it started with the teams I thought would win". TBH, I'm surprised at having to explain this to any americans, as March Madness bracket pools are pretty ubiquitous. Anyway, if you have the most accurate bracket at the end of the tournament out of all the brackets filled out by all the people on facebook who used the CBS Sports app to fill out brackets, you win $10,000.



WTF is a bracket pool

"March  madness"?  :?

are you even speaking English?

Almost 40 years old and I can't figure out what the hell you're saying.


The tournament bracket for the Men's NCAA Basketball Championships. We pay money, we pick a bracket, and whoever has the most correct picks at the end of the month wins the bracket.

Hmmm, OK, thanks. I am still not sure what a bracket is, but this is clearly some type of betting pool, amirite?

I don't really get it, but I hope one of you guys wins something.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Rumckle on March 22, 2010, 10:58:54 PM
Huh, I didn't realise "bracket" referred specifically to basketball.

Anyway, sweet news ECH!
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 22, 2010, 11:03:49 PM
It doesn't. It can be any single elimination tournament.

(http://www.samplewords.com/docthumbs/home-tournament-64-thumb.jpg)

That's what it looks like.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:02:05 AM
yeah basically you got this tournament schedule, as in the pic Suu posted, and then you try to predict the way it goes.

still not entirely sure which part of it is the "bracket", in Dutch we call this betting game a "pool". come to think of it, bracket and pool might refer to the same thing. which is, the group of teams that a particular team is going to play against in the tournament, depending on how the schedule goes.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: on March 23, 2010, 12:05:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:02:05 AM
yeah basically you got this tournament schedule, as in the pic Suu posted, and then you try to predict the way it goes.

still not entirely sure which part of it is the "bracket", in Dutch we call this betting game a "pool". come to think of it, bracket and pool might refer to the same thing. which is, the group of teams that a particular team is going to play against in the tournament, depending on how the schedule goes.

In the States a Pool refers to any bet taken amongst a large group of people, as in "everybody pools their money".
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
Hmmmm you're probably right, it might refer to that here as well. I don't usually participate in those betting games because I don't follow sports.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: Suu on March 23, 2010, 12:23:01 AM
The bracket is actually filling out a bracket and participating. A pool can be any betting system or the amount of money to be won. For example our current pool for 1st place is $430.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: on March 23, 2010, 12:23:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
Hmmmm you're probably right, it might refer to that here as well. I don't usually participate in those betting games because I don't follow sports.

Its not always sports related, for example at my job, the kitchen guys usually take bets on how many covers we're going to do on a given night.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: E.O.T. on March 23, 2010, 04:18:49 AM


I DON'T KNOW

          you that well, but you'll probably blow the wad on knives and pussy, in like three weeks
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 23, 2010, 06:19:28 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 23, 2010, 12:23:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
Hmmmm you're probably right, it might refer to that here as well. I don't usually participate in those betting games because I don't follow sports.

Its not always sports related, for example at my job, the kitchen guys usually take bets on how many covers we're going to do on a given night.

we used to do that every payday. Kitchen and waitstaff would put in $20 each, closest without going over wins. Winner would usually clock $200 - $240. Not a bad payday bonus.
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 23, 2010, 06:21:05 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on March 23, 2010, 04:18:49 AM


I DON'T KNOW

          you that well, but you'll probably blow the wad on knives and pussy, in like three weeks

apparently, you know me well enough. :lulz:
Title: Re: HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!
Post by: on March 23, 2010, 07:45:17 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 23, 2010, 06:19:28 AM
Quote from: Z³ on March 23, 2010, 12:23:11 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on March 23, 2010, 12:11:57 AM
Hmmmm you're probably right, it might refer to that here as well. I don't usually participate in those betting games because I don't follow sports.

Its not always sports related, for example at my job, the kitchen guys usually take bets on how many covers we're going to do on a given night.

we used to do that every payday. Kitchen and waitstaff would put in $20 each, closest without going over wins. Winner would usually clock $200 - $240. Not a bad payday bonus.

I havent tried to jump in on that pool, nor have I tried to instigate a new one...
Although, If I am there next bastille day, I will.