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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Lord Quantum on April 01, 2010, 01:21:31 PM

Title: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Lord Quantum on April 01, 2010, 01:21:31 PM
So how art thou planning to celebrate this most joyous occasion?
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 01:48:04 PM
I'm at work, wishing I was asleep.


Speaking of 4/1/10, check out what XKCD did to their page.  Mildly amusing.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Cain on April 01, 2010, 02:50:50 PM
Not doing anything.  Today is a day of rest.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Muir on April 01, 2010, 03:09:08 PM
I'm going through online April Fools Day jokes.  So far, XKCD is amusing (try typing "cat"),Youtube is cool (TEXTp, hehe)  and hxxp://arstechnica.com/staff/nate/2010/04/tentacular-tentacular.ars?  is a good time waster :D
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 05:20:48 PM
And Woot! (http://www.woot.com) has a fun Choose-Your-Own-Adventure thing going.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: hooplala on April 01, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Plus I'm passing around a George Hrab sex tape (http://bit.ly/IGJwY) on Twitter. Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.

Which fictional character?  I'm hoping its God.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 01, 2010, 05:52:32 PM
The only thing I'm doing is having a date with a guy who dresses like a girl.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 06:16:03 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on April 01, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 01, 2010, 04:18:09 PM
So far I've gotten 8 people to wish me happy birthday on Facebook (including 1 fictional character). Plus I'm passing around a George Hrab sex tape (http://bit.ly/IGJwY) on Twitter. Yes, I am very immature but I gotta get my laffs somehow.

Which fictional character?  I'm hoping its God.
Sadly, no. The fictional birthday wish was from one Carlton "Lassie" Lassiter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Lassiter) from the dramedy Psych.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Freeky on April 01, 2010, 07:28:14 PM
I'm going to go take a test to try and get a job. :D
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 01, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 01, 2010, 01:48:04 PM
I'm at work, wishing I was asleep.


Speaking of 4/1/10, check out what XKCD did to their page.  Mildly amusing.

Heh, "sudo make me a sandwich".
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: The Wizard on April 01, 2010, 09:20:20 PM
Had a track meet. Going to rest now. Got second in all my events.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: AFK on April 02, 2010, 03:03:38 AM
Work, pay the mortgage, feed the baby, change the crap-filled diaper.  Actually, the boy played an April Fool's trick.  He turned his crap yellow.  It was a hoot!
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 02, 2010, 03:13:18 AM
I ate breakfast, went to work, did work stuff, had lunch, went for a walk, did more work stuff, got a bunch of personal stuff out of the way, brushed my teeth and posted this. Now I'm going to bed early because fuck April 1st: It's the only day where pranks aren't funny.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: -Kel- on April 02, 2010, 07:41:23 AM
went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 02, 2010, 07:54:01 AM
I wish this was a real product:

http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Baby-Infant-Formula--WAITING-LIST-ONLY_p_84.html#

(http://store.baconsalt.com/thumbnail.asp?file=assets/images/baconbaby3.jpg&maxx=300&maxy=0)
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 02, 2010, 07:55:00 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on April 02, 2010, 07:41:23 AM
went to class....

kidnapped one of badge's cat and dyed it blue.

Joke's on you she was born blue!
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: PeregrineBF on April 02, 2010, 09:59:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on April 03, 2010, 04:20:24 AM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on April 02, 2010, 09:59:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on April 02, 2010, 04:50:17 AM
was gonna put some super glue on people I hate's chairs, but I couldn't find any super glue, and I didn't have enough moneys to buy some.  :sad:

There's a reason for that.

Dok,
Thinks you should walk before you run.

Also, superglue dries very, very fast. Not so good for this sort of thing. Try charged capacitors.

What's a "charged capacitor"? Depending on what it is, I might use it for next April fool's day.
Title: Re: The Obligatory Happy April Fools' Day Thread
Post by: PeregrineBF on April 03, 2010, 04:26:19 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitor

The photo-flash ones in disposable cameras are great, stick the flash unit on the bottom of the chair with wires running up it. 350 volts to the ass.