Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:39:49 PM

Title: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
Duckface:  Why are you making that silly - ass expression?  Not amused, haughty, or silly, but some weird combination that requires exposing mucus menbranes to that degree?  Great.  What's next, self articulation via prolapse?

Boba Tea:  Tapioca beads should not be shot at other people.  Any drink that encourages the spitting of these vile natural snot rockets is condemnable. 
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Suu on April 08, 2010, 04:44:45 PM
This man is very bored in Boston. Lulz.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 04:51:31 PM
When people say that beer tastes like crap. I got into a heated argument the other day with a guy who insisted that all beer is crap.

"You mean you don't like beer, you don't have a taste for it?" I asked
"No, I've had a lot of beers, and all beer tastes bad. Objectively." he said.

:argh!:




I totally blasphemed last night. I was talking to my roommate about qualities we don't like in bars.

"I hate it when the bar is playing music so loud that you have to yell to hear people you're standing next to. It's alright on St. Paddy's day, or the day before thanksgiving, but all the time? Come on, I mean, I don't want to spend all night shouting for no reason whatsoever. WAIT I IMMEDIATELY TAKE THAT BACK."

Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:55:00 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 04:51:31 PM

I totally blasphemed last night. I was talking to my roommate about qualities we don't like in bars.

"I hate it when the bar is playing music so loud that you have to yell to hear people you're standing next to. It's alright on St. Paddy's day, or the day before thanksgiving, but all the time? Come on, I mean, I don't want to spend all night shouting for no reason whatsoever. WAIT I IMMEDIATELY TAKE THAT BACK."


No blasphemy there.  We expect to yell for emphasis not comprehension. 
I personally take great exception to loud music in bars,  I like to communicate, not have my senses dulled by noise and booze until I stumble into someone I (hopefully) like.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 05:06:51 PM
Small underpowered cars with fart cans on the muffler.

Bringing loud children into an office or commuter train.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 05:43:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.

I am scared about what you would consider "Enough Righteous Furry."
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on April 08, 2010, 06:32:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 05:43:53 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.

I am scared about what you would consider "Enough Righteous Furry."

:cry:

Righteous Furry???

I'm kind of scared....
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 06:53:09 PM
 :lulz:

Imagine an anthropomorphic sports mascot with a Pope Hat, a strap -on, and a machine gun.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:53:53 PM
I....

I need to find a pope hat right now.

:fap:
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2010, 06:55:45 PM
You need to commission a drawing of that.

Or, WOMP.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 08, 2010, 07:09:23 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 06:53:53 PM
I....

I need to find a pope hat right now.

:fap:

PICS  :fap:
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 07:57:15 PM
how to make a pope hat (http://thegauntlet.ca/story/3636)

Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 08:32:32 PM
Those instructions make no sense to me.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 08:36:54 PM
I'd rather quit when I hit my limit than finish off my drink and regret it later.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Telarus on April 08, 2010, 08:40:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!

I promise to 'shop on the Pope Hat (Sports Team name will be extra). 2 Redesigns included.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 08, 2010, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 08, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
What's next, self articulation via prolapse?

One can only hope.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 09, 2010, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 08, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!

That's when you put down your beer for a sec and forget which one was yours, and you'd rather get a new fresh one than risk getting cooties from a stranger's beer.

The solution here is to make sure beers don't look all the same. Either you become one of those neurotics that peel off the labels or you have various coloured cups you drink them out or you ask that dude that doesn't like beer to go around the party and label all the beers standing around, cause nobody wants to talk to him anyway.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 09, 2010, 12:04:21 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on April 08, 2010, 08:36:54 PM
I'd rather quit when I hit my limit than finish off my drink and regret it later.

This is a very serious heresy, thank you for confessing.

5 Hail Erises and 23 Our Father's Dicknipples.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2010, 05:37:52 PM
I'm talking about beers which were not wanted to begin with. When cleaning up after a recent party, I found at least three beers which had clearly just been opened and maybe one sip was taken. Why even open the beer if you're not gonna drink it? We ended up running out of beer, (and in CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM) so I'm sure somebody would have loved that drink that somebody opened for no reason!  :argh!:
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 09, 2010, 08:12:57 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 09, 2010, 05:37:52 PMin CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM

WHAAAAAAT?!?

why the FUCK would anyone live there?
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Cramulus on April 09, 2010, 08:20:30 PM
dude, I know! It's fuckking HERESY!

all liquor stores close at 8 or 9, and super markets put a giant TARP over the beer at 9 on the dot.

A few of the northeast states have similarly retarded laws. Like Penn has the same thing, but you can still buy a six pack for "takeout" in a bar.


(http://lefteyeonthemedia.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/puritan.jpg)
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 09, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
Christ even here the liquor stores are open til 10 and you can buy crap beer from the grocery stores 24/7.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 09, 2010, 08:55:15 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 09, 2010, 05:37:52 PM
I'm talking about beers which were not wanted to begin with. When cleaning up after a recent party, I found at least three beers which had clearly just been opened and maybe one sip was taken. Why even open the beer if you're not gonna drink it? We ended up running out of beer, (and in CT you can't buy beer after 9 PM) so I'm sure somebody would have loved that drink that somebody opened for no reason!  :argh!:

Oh man that sucks. If you know most ppl in that party I'd almost consider confronting them :)

Supermarkets here also close at 8, 9 or 10PM, so I know your pain :)

the closing times happen to be in climbing order of how-far-you-wanna-bike from where I live ... oh 1st world problems! :)

though if absolutely necessary, you can buy booze at "night-shops", but they cost more.
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Richter on April 09, 2010, 09:05:02 PM
I don't get that.  People should finish their drinks.  When in doubt about if a mostly full can is mine, there's an old saying of the Irish I find useful for guidance; "That is MY beer." 
Title: Re: HERESEY!
Post by: Eater of Clowns on April 09, 2010, 09:34:16 PM
My sister has a mysterious habit where she will drink precisely half of whatever drink she has, no matter the size.  So if she orders a large coffee she'll drink half, a small coffee she'll drink half, in spite of the former being about twice as much liquid.  She didn't realize she did this until my brother-in-law and I started making fun of her for it.  However, it means I usually get a free half beer at times at bars.