HERESEY!

[Richter]

Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.

[Richter]

Duckface:  Why are you making that silly - ass expression?  Not amused, haughty, or silly, but some weird combination that requires exposing mucus menbranes to that degree?  Great.  What's next, self articulation via prolapse?

Boba Tea:  Tapioca beads should not be shot at other people.  Any drink that encourages the spitting of these vile natural snot rockets is condemnable. 

[Suu]

This man is very bored in Boston. Lulz.

[Cramulus]

When people say that beer tastes like crap. I got into a heated argument the other day with a guy who insisted that all beer is crap.

"You mean you don't like beer, you don't have a taste for it?" I asked
"No, I've had a lot of beers, and all beer tastes bad. Objectively." he said.






I totally blasphemed last night. I was talking to my roommate about qualities we don't like in bars.

"I hate it when the bar is playing music so loud that you have to yell to hear people you're standing next to. It's alright on St. Paddy's day, or the day before thanksgiving, but all the time? Come on, I mean, I don't want to spend all night shouting for no reason whatsoever. WAIT I IMMEDIATELY TAKE THAT BACK."

[Richter]

I totally blasphemed last night. I was talking to my roommate about qualities we don't like in bars.

"I hate it when the bar is playing music so loud that you have to yell to hear people you're standing next to. It's alright on St. Paddy's day, or the day before thanksgiving, but all the time? Come on, I mean, I don't want to spend all night shouting for no reason whatsoever. WAIT I IMMEDIATELY TAKE THAT BACK."

No blasphemy there.  We expect to yell for emphasis not comprehension. 
I personally take great exception to loud music in bars,  I like to communicate, not have my senses dulled by noise and booze until I stumble into someone I (hopefully) like.

[Richter]

Small underpowered cars with fart cans on the muffler.

Bringing loud children into an office or commuter train.

[LMNO]

Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.

I am scared about what you would consider "Enough Righteous Furry."

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Can't define it but KNOW it when you see it? 
Tell us about it!

What practices, behaviors, concepts or ideas annoy you to the degree that you'd call down enough righteous furry to glass a planet in order to get rid of them. 

Rat out neighbors, friends, or people on Facebook who you don't remember WHY you friended.

I am scared about what you would consider "Enough Righteous Furry."

Righteous Furry???

I'm kind of scared....

[Richter]

 

Imagine an anthropomorphic sports mascot with a Pope Hat, a strap -on, and a machine gun.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I....

I need to find a pope hat right now.

[LMNO]

You need to commission a drawing of that.

Or, WOMP.

[Richter]

I....

I need to find a pope hat right now.

PICS 

[Cramulus]

how to make a pope hat

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Those instructions make no sense to me.

[Cramulus]

it's cool, you can just post a pic with a strap-on and machine gun




The biggest HERESY I can think of is ALCHOHOL ABUSE. Every time I clean up after a party I always find FULL BEERS. WTF is with that? BEER NINJAS!