Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: MagnificentSloth on April 24, 2010, 09:36:18 PM

Title: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 24, 2010, 09:36:18 PM
I'm in a masochistic mood, I want to be shit on. Give me your worst. :lulz:
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs521.snc3/29654_116080015081019_100000370645157_174617_7839312_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2010, 09:54:32 PM
Your cleverness ferments meat without the need of oxygen.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 24, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2010, 10:11:25 PM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)

Never was a man so badly meant to wear corrective glasses.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 24, 2010, 10:35:34 PM
GTFO HONKY!
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2010, 10:59:36 PM
Srsly, this dude's legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Telarus on April 24, 2010, 11:21:11 PM
Hermaphrodites around the galaxy desire that your higher coritcal centers ever send forth ignorant bliss and immortal contaigon.

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.

Were giraffe's antennae to sprout from your barnacled elbows, one could but weep for the fate of your pulsating taint.

Never align yourself too much with the Listerine salesman. And never pet your dog when it is on fire.



You asked for it.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: the last yatto on April 25, 2010, 12:01:14 AM
Quote from: SchizoWhigger on April 24, 2010, 10:25:09 PM
my static sparkly vision, and those black blobs I keep seeing

your more gay then twilight
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Jasper on April 25, 2010, 12:12:23 AM
You are one of the few people I have seen who could make a Captain Jack Sparrow costume look good.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: BabylonHoruv on April 25, 2010, 12:31:51 AM
you look like you had your hair done by being dunked in a toilet and having someone flush it.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 25, 2010, 12:34:46 AM
You look like a fine gentleman, one of upstanding moral quality and knowledge. Your future is as bright and as beautiful as the star Sirius, jewel on the night-sky. You are an inspiration to me, and in a perfect world, everyone.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 25, 2010, 12:35:21 AM
But what the fuck does your name mean?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Faust on April 25, 2010, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Pariah on April 25, 2010, 12:35:21 AM
But what the fuck does your name mean?
Im fairly certain, according to the cutting edge of humour April edition, it is a play on the classic "crazy nigger". Truly a classic I can see why it would be too high brow for most of us to get it.

As for your insult SN, I don't have one, I'm just disappointed because you aren't actually black.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 25, 2010, 01:08:46 AM
Why is there a bottle of glue on the nightstand next to your bed? Is that what you call a sleep aid?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 25, 2010, 01:13:19 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on April 25, 2010, 01:08:46 AM
Why is there a bottle of glue on the nightstand next to your bed? Is that what you call a sleep aid?
It's guitar cleaner.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 25, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
stop fapping on your guitar...
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 25, 2010, 01:37:53 AM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 25, 2010, 01:15:25 AM
stop fapping on your guitar...
no promises
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Juana on April 25, 2010, 01:45:49 AM
Your hair makes you look like you woke up behind a dumpster in a shady part of town this morning.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: AFK on April 25, 2010, 02:03:22 AM
You are too outlandish. 
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2010, 05:03:27 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)

You so crazy.   :|
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2010, 05:04:04 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 25, 2010, 02:03:22 AM
You are too outlandish. 

Why the fuck do we have to deal with these retards?  Can't we just ship them off to the Myspace Discordians?  They LIKE this shit.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2010, 05:06:46 AM
Also, this guy isn't new. 

He was here before, for a few dozen posts, about a year ago.  Can't remember his name back then, but I remember the town.  Looks like he moved a few blocks, though.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 25, 2010, 05:56:24 AM
Damn glue sniffer
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 26, 2010, 01:57:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 25, 2010, 05:03:27 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: Fredyjafjallajökull on April 24, 2010, 09:58:10 PM
REMOVE THAT STACHE. thats not an insult, seriously SHAVE IT OFF.
But it makes me look like a pedophile. without this stache I will not be able to get all the ten year old children into my bed(their gender is not an issue to me.)

You so crazy.   :|

I get it. It's funny because it makes him look like a worthless sack of shit.
Clever.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 26, 2010, 01:58:27 AM
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/Picture2.png?t=1272243559)
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Dysnomia on April 26, 2010, 05:44:06 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 24, 2010, 09:36:18 PM
I'm in a masochistic mood, I want to be shit on. Give me your worst. :lulz:
(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs521.snc3/29654_116080015081019_100000370645157_174617_7839312_n.jpg)

YOU












SORTA LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ON COKE

(or at least a druggie of some kind)
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on April 26, 2010, 05:55:19 AM
ENKI?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 26, 2010, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Burns on April 26, 2010, 05:55:19 AM
ENKI?
Nah, I wasn't really around for all that much. Hell, I don't even know who that is.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: the last yatto on April 26, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
29 TWO posts left until your forced to answer if you are even PART black  :rbtg:
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Remington on April 26, 2010, 06:33:27 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 06:12:30 AM
Quote from: Burns on April 26, 2010, 05:55:19 AM
ENKI?
Nah, I wasn't really around for all that much. Hell, I don't even know who that is.
Enki is a specialized form of cancer that appears in threads high in WIN and MITTENS. Appearance of the "Enki" strain usually results in a bad prognosis: most threads afflicted will decline after only one or two posts.

Due to its incorporation of genes from the Asperger's spectrum of diseases, cases of Enki are usually very difficult to treat.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: the last yatto on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 26, 2010, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 07:07:25 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 06:18:53 AM
29 TWO posts left until your forced to answer if you are even PART black  :rbtg:
No, at least to my knowledge. Now if my great great grand daddy fucked a slave or two, I can't say.

Actually, if your great grand-daddy did that, you'd never know because that offspring would never have been recognized as legitimate. Your great grand-mommy, on the other hand, might very well have had a taste for the dark meat.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: h-town on April 26, 2010, 04:07:45 PM
You got this John Lequisamo in Romeo and Juliette slash poet beard thing going on.

I also second the coke eyes thing.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Cramulus on April 26, 2010, 04:11:02 PM

nose drops on table next to bed = coke head spoiler alert ---->(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs521.snc3/29654_116080015081019_100000370645157_174617_7839312_n.jpg)  :lulz:
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

Redman gives me good advice.  Does that count?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: h-town on April 26, 2010, 05:36:13 PM
He certainly knows how to roll a blunt and is NOT afraid of laying down a track in the studio on this very thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOVmU-URCmk
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2010, 05:39:47 PM
Quote from: h-town on April 26, 2010, 05:36:13 PM
He certainly knows how to roll a blunt and is NOT afraid of laying down a track in the studio on this very thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOVmU-URCmk

Also, he punched a furry, and his Offspring video appearance also hands out tips on being a responsible citizen.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2010, 05:45:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 26, 2010, 05:32:58 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

Redman gives me good advice.  Does that count?

It's pretty close. Half-points.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: BadBeast on April 26, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

"Whut you talkin' bout, Willis"?
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Dysnomia on April 26, 2010, 08:57:55 PM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 26, 2010, 05:51:51 AM

In the picture I am not high on drugs, I was smoking a cigarette at the time, it's out of frame. But in general, yes, I do do a lot of drugs.

yeah, it's kinda obvious.  Just sayin. 
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 26, 2010, 10:48:03 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 26, 2010, 08:52:14 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on April 26, 2010, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 26, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
so you just have a crazy black man in your head telling you what to do?

Now, that would be interesting, and far more inventive than the stuff we usually get around here.

"Whut you talkin' bout, Willis"?

Oooh, appropriate! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Bridges#Legal_problems
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: -Kel- on April 27, 2010, 01:03:48 AM
Quote from: Pariah on April 26, 2010, 01:58:27 AM
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr70/AidanGriff/Picture2.png?t=1272243559)
:lulz:
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 27, 2010, 11:29:22 PM
Well I fixed up my appearance. I kinda needed to insulted to get motivated. For some reason I think I have a lazy eye in this picture though.

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs414.snc3/24972_116838185005202_100000370645157_177643_2543697_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on April 27, 2010, 11:44:17 PM
You look like a very sweet young thing. Hope you get your drug troubles sorted out, because that stuff is really bad news with bipolar.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 12:30:57 AM
WAY BETTER WITHOUT THE BEARD AND THE STACHE.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Faust on April 28, 2010, 12:36:10 AM
Definitely. You are half way there on the road to total recovery now that your major setback is gone.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 12:37:27 AM
HELL YEAH

AND WISE MAN SAY

KNOWING QUESTION

IS HALF THE BATTLE
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on April 28, 2010, 12:47:04 AM
He's still a douchebag even without the horrible facial hair

:argh!:
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Remington on April 28, 2010, 12:48:57 AM
Maybe this will motivate you even more:

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WOMAN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlWsBhFvis&feature=related), ONLY WITHOUT THE SUBLIME BEAUTY OF FIGURE AND FORM.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Cramulus on April 28, 2010, 01:06:28 AM

Maybe this will motivate you even more:

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WOMAN (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/enki_dandelion.png), ONLY WITHOUT THE SUBLIME BEAUTY OF FIGURE AND FORM.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 28, 2010, 01:14:33 AM
I'm glad PEEDEE is around to satisfy people's OUTLANDISH sadomasochistic requests.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:21:31 AM
NO.

Get your own fucking insults.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Pariah on April 28, 2010, 01:22:54 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:21:31 AM
NO.

Get your own fucking insults.

Boom.
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2010, 03:17:07 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:21:31 AM
NO.

Get your own fucking insults.

You get insulted by the newsfeed! Aren't you getting a bit greedy, Kai? :wink:
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Dysnomia on April 28, 2010, 05:41:53 AM
Very cute without the facial hair.  And yes, stop it with the drugs.  I've seen how badly they can fuck up people.  People I used to care about. 
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on April 28, 2010, 07:04:12 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 12:30:57 AM
WAY BETTER WITHOUT THE BEARD AND THE STACHE.

LIES!
Title: Re: Insult me my brothers of chaos.
Post by: Bu🤠ns on May 02, 2010, 09:40:01 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 28, 2010, 01:06:28 AM

Maybe this will motivate you even more:

YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WOMAN (http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/enki_dandelion.png), ONLY WITHOUT THE SUBLIME BEAUTY OF FIGURE AND FORM.


:lulz: