Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:09:20 AM

Title: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:09:20 AM
GO!
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: the last yatto on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: maphdet on April 28, 2010, 01:14:09 AM
Whatchya drinking?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:14:27 AM
Regarding this, I'll probably regreet it later. But whatever. Phys test was today. Needed release. So be it.

Some thoughts.

What we are, what our hands can touch,
what our mouths can speak,
in what we breath,
we are whole, made why by the tangled bank,
by the diversity of life,
we are sucked in;
there is no savior, no substitute
for that ultimate, and we are not
prepared.

There is no intermediary, no middle man, this is a direction connection to that divinity.
And we are drawn to it; and there is no escape.


----

Apathy by hedonism/complacency is still apathy.

----

An orderly system so complex no human hand can untangle.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?

Astrology.

Those fuckers never got with the times.


Quote from: maphdet on April 28, 2010, 01:14:09 AM
Whatchya drinking?

Drank two pints imperial stout in an hour. Feeling good, or whatever it is you feel after that much booze.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: the last yatto on April 28, 2010, 01:19:05 AM
but but how will i know the my horror (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2281247210449058852) of the day
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:20:28 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:19:05 AM
but but how will i know the my horror (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2281247210449058852) of the day

Consult the stars

make them your bitch.

[/advice puppy]
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 28, 2010, 01:43:02 AM
My ass itches.

Oh wait, that's not a question...

My ass itches?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 02:00:02 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on April 28, 2010, 01:43:02 AM
My ass itches.

Oh wait, that's not a question...

My ass itches?


SCRATCH IT FOR FUCK SSAKE SCRATCH IT DELAY THE HEMMMOROITDS, THEY ARE COMING.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Rumckle on April 28, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
I'm hungry.
What should I have for breakfast?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on April 28, 2010, 02:15:30 AM
I'm hungry.
What should I have for breakfast?


EGGS

ON TOAST


WITH CATSUP.




i'VE GOT NOTHING.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:18:21 AM
Do you have anything in your belly button, and if so, what is it/consistency/color, etc...?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on April 28, 2010, 02:19:35 AM
In your professional estimation, what kind of bug crawled up my ass today?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2010, 02:21:32 AM
Are you still drunk?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: AFK on April 28, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
If I refuse to drink Arizona Tea and wear Arizona Jeans does that count as an Arizona boycott? 
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: MagnificentSloth on April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science

I know the difference (I live in Boston), just noting my opinion that Creation Science is spurious with the clever use of quotation marks.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: maphdet on April 28, 2010, 03:12:02 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 28, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
If I refuse to drink Arizona Tea and wear Arizona Jeans does that count as an Arizona boycott? 
:lulz:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: maphdet on April 28, 2010, 03:15:24 AM
Quote from: maphdet
Whatchya drinking?

Quote from: Kaitwo pints imperial stout in an hour. Feeling good, or whatever it is you feel after that much booze.

Cheers and Are you enjoying yourself?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:18:21 AM
Do you have anything in your belly button, and if so, what is it/consistency/color, etc...?

Lint.

Consistancy of kakki.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:20:04 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on April 28, 2010, 02:19:35 AM
In your professional estimation, what kind of bug crawled up my ass today?

Reduviid. One of those Phymatines. Would explain the disposition.

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on April 28, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
If I refuse to drink Arizona Tea and wear Arizona Jeans does that count as an Arizona boycott? 

No.

Have to nuke Phoenix first.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:22:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 02:21:32 AM
Are you still drunk?

Nearly not. That was a LOT of stout all at once on an empty stomach.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: notathing on April 28, 2010, 03:26:03 AM
will you have mah babies? :boot:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Freeky on April 28, 2010, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:22:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on April 28, 2010, 02:21:32 AM
Are you still drunk?

Nearly not. That was a LOT of stout all at once on an empty stomach.

Sounds like you inteded to get get really drunk really quick. :lol:
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on April 28, 2010, 03:26:03 AM
will you have mah babies? :boot:

Sorry, no. I do not do the fertilization/zygote thinger.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Remington on April 28, 2010, 04:20:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science

I know the difference (I live in Boston), just noting my opinion that Creation Science is spurious with the clever use of quotation marks.
You've got to give Creation Scientists a break. They have a hell of a job.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a test tube full of faith?
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 04:45:23 AM
Quote from: Remington on April 28, 2010, 04:20:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:42:06 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:33:35 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 28, 2010, 02:31:04 AM
Quote from: SchizoNegro on April 28, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?
Christian Science :lulz:

I would have said "Creation Science" myself...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_science

I know the difference (I live in Boston), just noting my opinion that Creation Science is spurious with the clever use of quotation marks.
You've got to give Creation Scientists a break. They have a hell of a job.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a test tube full of faith?


Touche sir, touche.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Dysnomia on April 28, 2010, 05:33:16 AM
WHAT KIND OF CATERPILLAR IS THIS?  I SAW IT ON A HIKE.  WAT KIND OF PURTY BUTTERFLY OR MOTH OR WHATEVER WILL IT MORPH INTO?

(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa163/lizziechan88/Mobile%20Uploads/1272429069.jpg?t=1272429251)
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?

Astrology.

Those fuckers never got with the times.


Huh, you consider Astrology (not Astronomy) to be a science, but Mathematics not?

I'm going to ascribe this to you being drunk, then :)
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Kai on April 28, 2010, 03:22:23 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 28, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Kai on April 28, 2010, 01:15:47 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on April 28, 2010, 01:12:37 AM
if you HAD to pick a science to banned, which one?

try not to pick an easy one that most people go WTF THATS A SCHOOL OF THOUGHT?

Astrology.

Those fuckers never got with the times.


Huh, you consider Astrology (not Astronomy) to be a science, but Mathematics not?

I'm going to ascribe this to you being drunk, then :)

It was a science, once upon a time. Then Astronomy came along, as well as meteorology, physics, chemistry, and biology. While those traditions could solve puzzles astrology failed to keep up. Therefore, not a science anymore.

Probably was clear as curdled milk about that last night.
Title: Re: I'M DRUNK ASK ME ANYTHING~!
Post by: Suu on April 28, 2010, 03:39:16 PM
So Kai, you still want that skirt?