That thug from Southampton has murdered him and ate him. :cry:
What?! No not Payne!
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?
WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS? :x
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:12:01 AM
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(
Who's going to part the waters of the Tay to lead his people to freedom? :cry:
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...
"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"
(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:41:19 AM
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...
"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"
(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)
Pix ate his head. She's like a black widow spider.
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast
His headless corpse must be halfway to Cornwall by now.
PAYNE NOOOOOO
(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)
What... again?
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 05:45:08 AM
What... again?
He is, after all, the Motherfucking Messiah. This means that occasional pointless deaths are part of his job description; and will only slow him down for a day or three.
RIP Payne. Too young to die. Too short to live :cry:
:x
I think he was the only PDer who actually looked forward to my puns.
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 05, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?
WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS? :x
this made me yell "PAH HAH!" real loud
We share common redneck neighbors. It's only natural we'd have a similar sense of humor.
PAYNNNE THE HEADLESS MESSIAH
SCOTLAND'S BRAVESST SONNNNN
YOU CAN STILL SEE HIS HEADLESS BODY
STALKING THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN THE MUZZLE FLASH
OF PAYNES WOMP GUN
IN THE MUZZLE FLASH OF
PAYNE'S WOMP GUN
:cry:
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.
And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.
And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
:fap:
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.
And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE! SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.
ALL.
TRUE.
Sorry your head got eaten, Payne. :cry:
S'ok Dok.
I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head. Ears are nature's spoilers.
The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.
And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE! SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!
Who doesn't?
~~~Payne: One sexy motherfucker.
I hope you enjoy your new speed holes :D