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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 01:54:51 AM

Title: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 01:54:51 AM
That thug from Southampton has murdered him and ate him.   :cry:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: NotPublished on May 05, 2010, 01:59:38 AM
What?! No not Payne!
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:02:04 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 01:59:38 AM
What?! No not Payne!

HE DAID, MISTAH CONRAD!
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: NotPublished on May 05, 2010, 02:12:01 AM
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:28:55 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:12:01 AM
Who's going to hold our hands when we wake up screaming :(

Who's going to part the waters of the Tay to lead his people to freedom?   :cry:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: NotPublished on May 05, 2010, 02:41:19 AM
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...

"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"

(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:42:31 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:41:19 AM
He used to send me off to work with a kiss on the forehead.... and would whisper the nicest things into my ears ...

"Fuck you cock sucker"
"Watch your back faggot"
"Choke on a dick"

(Where'd he go btw? There is no life on the outside!)

Pix ate his head.  She's like a black widow spider.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: NotPublished on May 05, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:50:53 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 05, 2010, 02:47:55 AM
Oh the kinds of journeys that Paynes remains must go on... They grow up soo fast

His headless corpse must be halfway to Cornwall by now.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Cramulus on May 05, 2010, 05:13:30 AM
PAYNE NOOOOOO

(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/Smileys/default/icon_mad.gif)

Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 05:45:08 AM
What... again?
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Remington on May 05, 2010, 05:51:53 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 05, 2010, 05:45:08 AM
What... again?
He is, after all, the Motherfucking Messiah. This means that occasional pointless deaths are part of his job description; and will only slow him down for a day or three.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 05, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x

this made me yell "PAH HAH!" real loud
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 05, 2010, 08:48:01 AM
RIP Payne. Too young to die. Too short to live  :cry:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: AFK on May 05, 2010, 01:33:30 PM
 :x

I think he was the only PDer who actually looked forward to my puns. 

Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 03:07:27 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 05, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 02:06:12 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 05, 2010, 02:05:46 AM
Oh, Payne, what will we do without you?

WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE CHRISTMAS HAGGIS?   :x

this made me yell "PAH HAH!" real loud

We share common redneck neighbors.  It's only natural we'd have a similar sense of humor.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Pariah on May 05, 2010, 03:12:18 PM
PAYNNNE THE HEADLESS MESSIAH
SCOTLAND'S BRAVESST SONNNNN
YOU CAN STILL SEE HIS HEADLESS BODY
STALKING THROUGH THE NIGHT
IN  THE MUZZLE FLASH
OF PAYNES WOMP GUN
IN THE MUZZLE FLASH OF
PAYNE'S WOMP GUN
:cry:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: LMNO on May 05, 2010, 08:53:45 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:58:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:56:11 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on May 05, 2010, 08:53:21 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:27:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 05, 2010, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 05, 2010, 04:55:32 PM
It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.   :cry:

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER :x

SOMEONE TELL SISTER GOTHIQUE!  SHE LOVES THAT SHIT!

Who doesn't?

~~~Payne: One sexy motherfucker.
Title: Re: RIP PAYNE.
Post by: NotPublished on May 05, 2010, 11:33:12 PM
I hope you enjoy your new speed holes :D