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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM

Title: Fuck you! It's My Birthday!
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM
I'm officially an old man at 30, so fuck you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv-OYkGWOhE

(NSFW, asshole!)


SPANK ME!
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Post by: Salty on May 07, 2010, 07:49:17 AM
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!
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Post by: Remington on May 07, 2010, 08:02:00 AM
Congratulations on not dying!
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Post by: Rumckle on May 07, 2010, 08:44:24 AM
                        Happy Birthday, you old bastard!
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(http://www.comedyspecialists.com.au/CakeAct.Color.JPEG)
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Post by: Lies on May 07, 2010, 09:48:18 AM
Happy birthday, old man! :P
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Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 07, 2010, 10:20:17 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD-ASS HOOSIER FUCK!

*SPANKS IO WITH A METH-CRUSTED NASCAR T-SHIRT*
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Post by: Richter on May 07, 2010, 12:57:47 PM
Hold still, you bastard, some of us are truing to catch up!

Happy bday!
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Post by: Jenne on May 07, 2010, 03:28:45 PM
Happy Birfday, Iason!  30 doesn't suck, man...it's actually a decent age, no troll.
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Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I had a shitload of fun on my 30th.


New Orleans, Halloween, drinking all night, friends buying me multiple lapdances at various strip clubs...
Title: Re: Fuck you! It's My Birthday!
Post by: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 03:36:24 PM
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb163/wompcabal/adviceenki9.jpg)

Happy birthday, Wabash!
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
 :lulz:  HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD TURD
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 07, 2010, 05:59:43 PM
30, man... you're a baby!  :lulz: Happy birthday!
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Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 07, 2010, 07:44:03 AM
I'm officially an old man at 30, so fuck you.

Heh.

Happy birthday, kid.
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Post by: Telarus on May 07, 2010, 06:05:48 PM
Happy Birthday!
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Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:08:55 PM
Hey, did you know you have the same birthday as Traci Lords?
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Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 07, 2010, 06:23:28 PM
bow chicka wow wow
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Post by: Brotep on May 07, 2010, 06:26:26 PM
Oh shit, happy birthday!

In light of this rare and glorious occasion I hereby give you permission to drive down to Btown and help me move, an honor bestowed only on a select few.
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Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 07, 2010, 08:43:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

Now go find yourself some serious trouble to get into because you can only use the birthday excuse until maybe Sunday!!!
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Post by: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 08:49:31 PM
off topic:

KHARA - I've been reading your posts as RWHN's for DAYS!

It's the avatar
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Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on May 07, 2010, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 08:49:31 PM
off topic:

KHARA - I've been reading your posts as RWHN's for DAYS!

It's the avatar

:oops:

I will change it!  Sorry!
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Post by: AFK on May 07, 2010, 09:34:44 PM
Heh, I got confused a couple of times too.  It's a good avatar.  I only changed because I can never turn down a good pun. 

Also, Happy Birthday IO. 

30 is a piece of cake.  Watch out for 33 though. 
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Post by: NotPublished on May 08, 2010, 12:10:23 AM
Happy escape the womb day!

May you never have to go back... Unless you want to of course
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Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 08, 2010, 05:19:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 03:34:47 PM
I had a shitload of fun on my 30th.


New Orleans, Halloween, drinking all night, friends buying me multiple lapdances at various strip clubs...
Much better than my birthday. I spent the night at Applebee's eaves-dropping on an older couple who met online and were on their first (and very likely last) date.  Tomorrow should be more interesting because I'm going to try to get into trouble with my twin sister.

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 07, 2010, 05:59:43 PM
30, man... you're a baby!  :lulz: Happy birthday!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 05:59:59 PM

Heh.

Happy birthday, kid.
You are only as old as you feel.  And I currently feel about 45.  :sad:

Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:08:55 PM
Hey, did you know you have the same birthday as Traci Lords?
And Gary Cooper. And Tim Russert. And Kate Lawler. And Shawn Marion (we also went to the same juco). And my twin sister. Plus I learned earlier tonight that both Reggie Miller scoring 8 points in 9 seconds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEsVa3ZBZA) against the Knicks AND Jordan's shot over Craig Ehlo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH5YA5qJnpo) were on May 7th.

Quote from: Khara on May 07, 2010, 08:43:15 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 

Now go find yourself some serious trouble to get into because you can only use the birthday excuse until maybe Sunday!!!
I plan on being rude to people all weekend. If anyone complains then I'll pull out the "Fuck you, it's my birthday" card.
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Post by: Brotep on May 08, 2010, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 08, 2010, 05:19:52 AM
]Much better than my birthday. I spent the night at Applebee's eaves-dropping on an older couple who met online and were on their first (and very likely last) date.  Tomorrow should be more interesting because I'm going to try to get into trouble with my twin sister.

:lmnuendo:
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Post by: Vene on May 08, 2010, 06:15:40 PM
Fuck you! I ate all your cake!
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Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 08, 2010, 07:20:57 PM
I want some cake. :(