Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 06:42:38 PM

Title: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
The Dok accidentally took 4mg instead of 2mg of his kickass anti-seizure thingies, and requires assistance.

Send me your women.  Dok is in the midst of a chemically-fueled mating frenzy, and you DON'T want him coming down out of these mountains.  The women should not resemble tweakers, and should be equiped with a full set of football pads and probably tasers (to let me know when to switch out).

SEND THEM.  SEND THEM NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

WEBSENSE!  UNNNNNNNNNNG!  I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:54:25 PM
http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=lingerie%20bowl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&safe=active


Try that.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 07:03:38 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/gaddafi.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:54:25 PM
http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=lingerie%20bowl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&safe=active


Try that.

WHY LMNO WHY
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 07:18:59 PM
I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:20:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 07:18:59 PM
I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.

Windows are out in Benson and Albequerque.  The sound should reach you in another 2 hours or so.

Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:23:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.


www.lflus.com/

This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!

It is probably fortunate that I can't see it.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:28:20 PM
Srsly! The whole concept of forever was actually invented solely to give us a means of describing how good this shit is.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Cramulus on May 07, 2010, 07:29:10 PM
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/Putin.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/obama.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:37:34 PM
 :fap:
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:

(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QSHLOZL3ulo/SYNO11ELRbI/AAAAAAAAAIk/uHp_cvnx4ws/s400/canadian-bikini-bottom.jpg)
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:

(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)

WANT
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 08:00:39 PM
Canada has been added to the list.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: AFK on May 07, 2010, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:

(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QSHLOZL3ulo/SYNO11ELRbI/AAAAAAAAAIk/uHp_cvnx4ws/s400/canadian-bikini-bottom.jpg)

Is that how they lure the baby seals? 
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 07, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:

Is that how they lure the baby seals?  
Yep. Canadian women are known for going clubbing all night.


Also, this is how Canadians celebrate a historic gold medal in ice hockey:
(http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/canada-women-hockey-celebration.jpg)

(http://www.busybuzzblogging.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Canadian-Womens-Hockey-Team-Celebration-Causes-Stir.jpg)

(http://nysuperblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/canadian-womens-hockey-team-celebration-2.jpg)

On the Olympic rink where they won, no less.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: AFK on May 07, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time. 
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Richter on May 07, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time. 

Fix't for what I read first
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Suu on May 07, 2010, 11:47:26 PM
No Dok...don't...it's Canada! IT'S A TRAP!!!
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 08, 2010, 07:09:08 AM
COME FOR THE WOMEN

STAY FOR THE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND POUTINE
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on May 08, 2010, 07:11:14 AM
poutine sounds like a euphemism for vagina anyway.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 08, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 10, 2010, 08:54:11 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 08, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.

QFT.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 10, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
And I'm thinking it will take a little more than Dok, taking his Ten O'Clock pill early, and getting all priapic, to lure our British Women up any American Mountains,. . Christ, it's all I can do to drag them out down the Pub of an Saturday evening!
I know he's not like the "other boys", and has a bit of a alphapance net-rep, but our Women never fell for all that posturing, and crowing, from US! 
But I may be wrong,  blowing hard, out of  misplaced National pride, and all the Women may, as I post this, be winging their way out to Dok, with dreams of Cowboys,  wild west Yeehaw's, and Big, Colonial Ranches.

In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them!     Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 10, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them!     Harrrumph!
They'll be back!

They'll need a little maintenance.
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Suu on May 10, 2010, 03:16:09 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 10, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.

Diet poutine?! WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?
Title: Re: ATTN LOWLANDERS:
Post by: Remington on May 10, 2010, 04:33:42 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
And I'm thinking it will take a little more than Dok, taking his Ten O'Clock pill early, and getting all priapic, to lure our British Women up any American Mountains,. . Christ, it's all I can do to drag them out down the Pub of an Saturday evening!
I know he's not like the "other boys", and has a bit of a alphapance net-rep, but our Women never fell for all that posturing, and crowing, from US!  
But I may be wrong,  blowing hard, out of  misplaced National pride, and all the Women may, as I post this, be winging their way out to Dok, with dreams of Cowboys,  wild west Yeehaw's, Big, Colonial Ranches, and full sets of teeth.

In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them!     Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
Had to.