The Dok accidentally took 4mg instead of 2mg of his kickass anti-seizure thingies, and requires assistance.
Send me your women. Dok is in the midst of a chemically-fueled mating frenzy, and you DON'T want him coming down out of these mountains. The women should not resemble tweakers, and should be equiped with a full set of football pads and probably tasers (to let me know when to switch out).
SEND THEM. SEND THEM NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.
www.lflus.com/
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.
www.lflus.com/
WEBSENSE! UNNNNNNNNNNG! I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=lingerie%20bowl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&safe=active
Try that.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/gaddafi.jpg)
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:54:25 PM
http://www.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=lingerie%20bowl&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&safe=active
Try that.
WHY LMNO WHY
I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 07:18:59 PM
I was wondering if I could hear your pants exploding from 2600 miles away.
Windows are out in Benson and Albequerque. The sound should reach you in another 2 hours or so.
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.
www.lflus.com/
This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 07, 2010, 07:23:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 07, 2010, 06:45:59 PM
I APPROACH, OFFERING GIFTS.
www.lflus.com/
This is the single best thing evar. FUCKING EVAR GODDAMNIT!
It is probably fortunate that I can't see it.
Srsly! The whole concept of forever was actually invented solely to give us a means of describing how good this shit is.
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/Putin.jpg)
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/obama.jpg)
I can't see any of Cram's pics. :sad:
:fap:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics. :sad:
Possibly for the best.
Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:
(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QSHLOZL3ulo/SYNO11ELRbI/AAAAAAAAAIk/uHp_cvnx4ws/s400/canadian-bikini-bottom.jpg)
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics. :sad:
Possibly for the best.
Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:
(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)
WANT
Canada has been added to the list.
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics. :sad:
Possibly for the best.
Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:
(http://brian.hoover.net.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-bikini.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QSHLOZL3ulo/SYNO11ELRbI/AAAAAAAAAIk/uHp_cvnx4ws/s400/canadian-bikini-bottom.jpg)
Is that how they lure the baby seals?
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics. :sad:
Possibly for the best.
Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:
Is that how they lure the baby seals?
Yep. Canadian women are known for going clubbing all night.
Also, this is how Canadians celebrate a historic gold medal in ice hockey:
(http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/canada-women-hockey-celebration.jpg)
(http://www.busybuzzblogging.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Canadian-Womens-Hockey-Team-Celebration-Causes-Stir.jpg)
(http://nysuperblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/canadian-womens-hockey-team-celebration-2.jpg)
On the Olympic rink where they won, no less.
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time.
Fix't for what I read first
No Dok...don't...it's Canada! IT'S A TRAP!!!
COME FOR THE WOMEN
STAY FOR THE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND POUTINE
poutine sounds like a euphemism for vagina anyway.
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.
Quote from: Remington on May 08, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.
QFT.
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.
And I'm thinking it will take a little more than Dok, taking his Ten O'Clock pill early, and getting all priapic, to lure our British Women up any American Mountains,. . Christ, it's all I can do to drag them out down the Pub of an Saturday evening!
I know he's not like the "other boys", and has a bit of a alphapance net-rep, but our Women never fell for all that posturing, and crowing, from US!
But I may be wrong, blowing hard, out of misplaced National pride, and all the Women may, as I post this, be winging their way out to Dok, with dreams of Cowboys, wild west Yeehaw's, and Big, Colonial Ranches.
In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them! Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them! Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
They'll need a little maintenance.
Quote from: Remington on May 10, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.
Diet poutine?! WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
And I'm thinking it will take a little more than Dok, taking his Ten O'Clock pill early, and getting all priapic, to lure our British Women up any American Mountains,. . Christ, it's all I can do to drag them out down the Pub of an Saturday evening!
I know he's not like the "other boys", and has a bit of a alphapance net-rep, but our Women never fell for all that posturing, and crowing, from US!
But I may be wrong, blowing hard, out of misplaced National pride, and all the Women may, as I post this, be winging their way out to Dok, with dreams of Cowboys, wild west Yeehaw's, Big, Colonial Ranches, and full sets of teeth.
In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them! Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
Had to.