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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:23:48 AM

Title: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:23:48 AM
As requested, here is my experimentation.

Bite 1: Tasted more curry than anything. Very flavorful but not much heat.
Bite 2: Oh hey, it does have a bit of a kick.
Bite 3: Why does it burn my esophagus on the way down?
Bite 4: Flavor? There is no flavor, there is only ZUUL.
Bite 5: Oh am I glad I got that new Blistex.
Bite 6: I think my gums are bleeding!
Bite 7: ZALGO, HE COMES.
Bite 8: I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Bite 9: FUCK HE DID IT TO THE RICE TOO.
Bite 10: Needs salt.

Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 20, 2010, 01:34:04 AM
Told you it needed salt.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:36:45 AM
Seriously. Next time add the salt into the stir fry. I think it will make a world of difference.


...I need to go wipe the blood from my face now.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 01:50:09 AM
Crud, I think I faux pas'd. DIdn't mean to start a topic with such a similar title.

Anyhow, what exactly were you eating? I LOVE heat. And Zuul...
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 01:56:38 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.

Mmmm... Thermo-Nuclear... guuuggghhh
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:23:30 AM
Hmm...this is working it's way through my intestines faster than it should.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:27:59 AM
I must have this vindaloo.  The local Indian joints won't make it the right way for a Westerner, no matter how you threaten the chef.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:49:41 AM
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:52:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:49:41 AM
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia.  I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.

Going there.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:55:25 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday.  I can't eat this stuff on a work night.

This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail.  I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench.  (No Lie.)

Thursday will work.  Then we'll all be on the train together on Friday. :)
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:57:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.

Tears of AMAZING!
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.  :lulz:

Was hoping to start a trend.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 04:10:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:57:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.

Tears of AMAZING!

And the 9:43am inbound is a full-on hour and 15 minute LOCAL.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 20, 2010, 04:16:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.  :lulz:

Was hoping to start a trend.

??
just sesame st chars?
or is it the healthy cookie monster thing?

Iptuous,
needs arrows explicitly pointing to the bandwagon.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 20, 2010, 01:01:48 PM
So following that stuff with a yogurt blended something does not totally mitigate the symptoms, it just makes your butt into a large caliber smoothbore.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:47:05 PM
...Fuck.

I can guarantee that within a half hour the entire building is going to run for their lives.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
Nothing yet. Could my bowels be tougher than Richter's?!

Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Kai on May 20, 2010, 03:02:19 PM
This whole thread.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Rumckle on May 20, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!

Also, Dok:  Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused.  :lulz:

Was hoping to start a trend.

Sure,
why not?
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2010, 03:12:31 PM
Same here.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
I have to go to work. Still no flaming sphincter. Either I beat this, or it's going to hit me at a really REALLY inopportune time.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
I dare you to wear a thong and a miniskirt to work.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:26:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 20, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
I dare you to wear a thong and a miniskirt to work.

I have a uniform.  :sad:
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: LMNO on May 20, 2010, 03:28:51 PM
Does it have "splatter capacity"?
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Rumckle on May 20, 2010, 03:30:16 PM
LMNO is wanting to hit that like an animal ;)
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 20, 2010, 05:12:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
I have to go to work. Still no flaming sphincter. Either I beat this, or it's going to hit me at a really REALLY inopportune time.

Careful with that hubris Eugene...
Title: Re
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
Still nothing.
Title: Re: Re
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 05:46:38 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 05:45:14 PM
Still nothing.

Doom.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 06:16:04 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 20, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.

That's fucking awesome.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Dimocritus on May 20, 2010, 07:02:36 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 06:16:04 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 20, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.

That's fucking awesome.   :lulz:

Thnx, it took me five times longer to make than it should have. Paint with a touch-pad mouse sucks. Plus, I don't know what the hell I'm doing...
Title: Re
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 08:42:56 PM
Still nothing!!
Title: Re
Post by: Suu on May 20, 2010, 11:44:24 PM
Its been nearly 24hrs. My BMs are standard. Richter, I BEAT your vindaloo.
Title: Re: Richter! The results are in!
Post by: Richter on May 21, 2010, 03:42:51 AM
Why must they always step?