As requested, here is my experimentation.
Bite 1: Tasted more curry than anything. Very flavorful but not much heat.
Bite 2: Oh hey, it does have a bit of a kick.
Bite 3: Why does it burn my esophagus on the way down?
Bite 4: Flavor? There is no flavor, there is only ZUUL.
Bite 5: Oh am I glad I got that new Blistex.
Bite 6: I think my gums are bleeding!
Bite 7: ZALGO, HE COMES.
Bite 8: I CAN SEE FOREVER!
Bite 9: FUCK HE DID IT TO THE RICE TOO.
Bite 10: Needs salt.
Told you it needed salt.
Seriously. Next time add the salt into the stir fry. I think it will make a world of difference.
...I need to go wipe the blood from my face now.
Crud, I think I faux pas'd. DIdn't mean to start a topic with such a similar title.
Anyhow, what exactly were you eating? I LOVE heat. And Zuul...
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 01:54:52 AM
A standard issue Richterian Thermo-Nuclear vindaloo.
Mmmm... Thermo-Nuclear... guuuggghhh
Hmm...this is working it's way through my intestines faster than it should.
I must have this vindaloo. The local Indian joints won't make it the right way for a Westerner, no matter how you threaten the chef.
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia. I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:49:41 AM
The one on Wickenden St. had a special once and made it with Bhut Jolokia. I cried and shat blood. At the same time. I swear. Ask Travis.
Going there.
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday. I can't eat this stuff on a work night.
This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail. I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench. (No Lie.)
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:52:46 AM
It will be prepared, but it better be Thursday. I can't eat this stuff on a work night.
This is the same stuff which made me nearly shit myself on the commuter rail. I then rendered the bathroom on the train unusable, leaving behind a brimstone - laced stench. (No Lie.)
Thursday will work. Then we'll all be on the train together on Friday. :)
This can only end in tears.
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.
Tears of AMAZING!
MU Hu HA Ha!
Also, Dok: Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused. :lulz:
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!
Also, Dok: Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused. :lulz:
Was hoping to start a trend.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:57:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:55:57 AM
This can only end in tears.
Tears of AMAZING!
And the 9:43am inbound is a full-on hour and 15 minute LOCAL. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!
Also, Dok: Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused. :lulz:
Was hoping to start a trend.
??
just sesame st chars?
or is it the healthy cookie monster thing?
Iptuous,
needs arrows explicitly pointing to the bandwagon.
So following that stuff with a yogurt blended something does not totally mitigate the symptoms, it just makes your butt into a large caliber smoothbore.
...Fuck.
I can guarantee that within a half hour the entire building is going to run for their lives.
Nothing yet. Could my bowels be tougher than Richter's?!
This whole thread. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 03:59:29 AM
Quote from: Richter on May 20, 2010, 03:58:13 AM
MU Hu HA Ha!
Also, Dok: Noticed the avatar awhile back and I am most amused. :lulz:
Was hoping to start a trend.
Sure,
why not?
Same here.
I have to go to work. Still no flaming sphincter. Either I beat this, or it's going to hit me at a really REALLY inopportune time.
I dare you to wear a thong and a miniskirt to work.
Quote from: LMNO on May 20, 2010, 03:24:48 PM
I dare you to wear a thong and a miniskirt to work.
I have a uniform. :sad:
Does it have "splatter capacity"?
LMNO is wanting to hit that like an animal ;)
Quote from: Suu on May 20, 2010, 03:23:51 PM
I have to go to work. Still no flaming sphincter. Either I beat this, or it's going to hit me at a really REALLY inopportune time.
Careful with that hubris Eugene...
Still nothing.
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.
Quote from: dimo on May 20, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.
That's fucking awesome. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 20, 2010, 06:16:04 PM
Quote from: dimo on May 20, 2010, 06:14:24 PM
I don't know when all you guys changed your avatars, but I stayed up late making mine. This took effect faster than I thought it would.
That's fucking awesome. :lulz:
Thnx, it took me five times longer to make than it should have. Paint with a touch-pad mouse sucks. Plus, I don't know what the hell I'm doing...
Still nothing!!
Its been nearly 24hrs. My BMs are standard. Richter, I BEAT your vindaloo.
Why must they always step?