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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Telarus on May 24, 2010, 05:59:38 PM

Title: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Telarus on May 24, 2010, 05:59:38 PM
So this begs the question.... WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THUMBS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: LaughingOtter on May 24, 2010, 06:16:31 PM
Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 24, 2010, 06:20:57 PM
If he can do that with a staff, imagine what he could do with his bear hands...


(IN BEFORE RWHN!)
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: AFK on May 24, 2010, 06:54:48 PM
Hmm, I would've figured a bear handling a zoo staff would result in some grizzly bloodletting.  
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: LMNO on May 24, 2010, 07:02:59 PM
Let us all paws for a moment of silent reflection about how unBearable that last pun was.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: AFK on May 24, 2010, 07:04:24 PM
:thanks:

Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Jasper on May 24, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.
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Post by: Suu on May 24, 2010, 08:09:11 PM
Do you think the zoo has some sort of claws for this kind of incident?
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on May 24, 2010, 08:12:36 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 24, 2010, 07:27:19 PM
I was kind of hoping the bear was going to actually fight someone, but that was still amazing.  Bears are to be feared.  If they have that kind of hand eye coordination, they could probably wear armor and wield guns, too.

Gun wielding bear=Metal
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 25, 2010, 12:29:34 AM
You want bears to wield guns?
There's Ursine!
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Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Abbess Jade on May 25, 2010, 12:39:26 AM
Quote from: LaughingOtter on May 24, 2010, 06:16:31 PM
Hmmm. My first thoughts, "And now for my next impersonation: Jesse Owens!"
The old Tekken videogame fighting series had a bear named Kuma as a playable character.


Tekken still has Kuma. And they also have a Panda as Xiaoyu's pet. He/She is also playable.


Jade,
A girl who still loves her Tekken.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Elder Iptuous on May 25, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
yeah, the new tekken came out, and now i think i have to buy the PS3.
and also red dead redemption looks pretty good, too...
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 25, 2010, 12:53:53 AM
Colbert's pants are going to be FURnished with a stack of bricks when he sees this.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Nast on May 25, 2010, 07:31:31 AM
 :sad:

I thought this was going to be about BOYS BOYS.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Dimocritus on May 25, 2010, 07:38:09 AM
This is way more impressive than I anticipated.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Freeky on May 26, 2010, 12:35:07 AM
That was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: NotPublished on May 26, 2010, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 25, 2010, 07:31:31 AM
:sad:

I thought this was going to be about BOYS BOYS.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Iason Ouabache on May 26, 2010, 06:32:43 AM
Quote from: NotPubli on May 26, 2010, 12:46:34 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 25, 2010, 07:31:31 AM
:sad:

I thought this was going to be about BOYS BOYS.
I thought that it was going to be about that crappy animated Jack Black movie.
Title: Re: Holy Fuck, Bear Kung-Fu.
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on May 26, 2010, 08:41:10 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 25, 2010, 12:41:35 AM
yeah, the new tekken came out, and now i think i have to buy the PS3.
and also red dead redemption looks pretty good, too...

:D
Tekken 6 can be pretty damned addicting at home. The "dress up your character" mode, with unlockable clothing, makes for some really fucking ridiculous outfits to run around beating folks up in too. Marshall Law, decked out in neon pink flip flops and daisy duke shorts, is a force to be reckoned with... It's a great drunken party game too, much like Soul Calibur IV.