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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Adios on June 09, 2010, 02:32:18 PM

Title: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 09, 2010, 02:32:18 PM
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/wormeye.asp
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Triple Zero on June 09, 2010, 02:45:28 PM
Botflies. That's what they should call those predator drones.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 09, 2010, 02:48:33 PM
shit, that's tame compared to the guinea worms.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Elder Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
ECH.
thanks for the wiki fodder.
that's good stuff.

seems like the botfly has one up on the guinea worm, however, in that if you don't drink shitty water, you're safe.
botfly can land on your ass and you're fucked.  (or ankle and thigh as happened to my mom)
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on June 09, 2010, 04:34:40 PM
 :vom:

That's... absolutely disgusting and disturbing.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 09, 2010, 04:40:02 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 09, 2010, 04:34:40 PM
:vom:

That's... absolutely disgusting and disturbing.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Rev. Dr. Narot on June 09, 2010, 05:26:55 PM
I hate parasites. That was the filthiest shit I've seen in regards to parasites. Off to wash my head, face, 3x over UGH 

:spit:
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 09, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
 Ha! Welcome to PD :evil:
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 09, 2010, 05:42:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 09, 2010, 05:30:09 PM
Ha! Welcome to PD :evil:
:lulz:
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Vene on June 09, 2010, 06:22:55 PM
Oh, a botfly, is that all?

Protip: nature is fucking scary and wants to eat you.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on June 11, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
This is because we are not yet men. (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/painful-animal-bite-on-earth/2529)
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 11, 2010, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on June 11, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
This is because we are not yet men. (http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/painful-animal-bite-on-earth/2529)

To hell with that.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Idem on June 11, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
http://polyscience.org/2005/09/cymothoa-exigua/
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 11, 2010, 04:41:28 PM
Quote from: Idem on June 11, 2010, 04:39:34 PM
http://polyscience.org/2005/09/cymothoa-exigua/

Yech.
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.

When someone casually says to you "gimme that feed solution out of the bullet terranium" the first thing that enters your head isn't to check if the ants will make you feel like your arm has been ripped off.

That's the beauty of it  :evil:
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Kai on June 11, 2010, 06:43:02 PM
Oh, Dermatobia humanis. Tame. In any case, there are quotas to fill. I can't be held responsible for simply filing paperwork.

The Swarm,

Is not impressed.  8)
Title: Re: KAI, I HATE BUGS
Post by: Adios on June 11, 2010, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:42:12 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 04:18:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:16:58 PM
Haha! I'll vouch for the pain-factor. I was tricked into taking 12 hits off these little bastards one time. Hurts like fuck and lasts for ages  :argh!:

Up til now I thought you were smart.

When someone casually says to you "gimme that feed solution out of the bullet terranium" the first thing that enters your head isn't to check if the ants will make you feel like your arm has been ripped off.

That's the beauty of it  :evil:

Damn. They must be aggressive little bastards.