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Alabama
It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
QuoteCalifornia
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
this is the one i really don't understand... why? what business is of yours where i eat my oranges
also
QuoteFlorida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
being Florida... I can't say Im surprised
This will NOT fucking stand.
We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
This will NOT fucking stand.
We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.
Uh...., you ever
been to Alabama?
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 01:18:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
This will NOT fucking stand.
We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.
Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?
nope - and you can't make me . . . but I'm trying to get my head around the weird distortions that must arise from Indiana's insistence that the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 01:18:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
This will NOT fucking stand.
We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.
Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?
no, and I don't wanna, but this- this is important.
Quote from: MMIX on June 11, 2010, 02:54:07 AM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 01:18:25 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
This will NOT fucking stand.
We should all plan a huge trip to Alabama.
Uh...., you ever been to Alabama?
nope - and you can't make me . . . but I'm trying to get my head around the weird distortions that must arise from Indiana's insistence that the value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.
It's not a real law.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill
QuoteThe bill never became law, due to the intervention of a mathematics professor who happened to be present in the legislature.
sure, it's illegal now
Cramulus,
is not allowed back in Alabama
Well Cram, it looks like you've got a friend in politics. Who happens to be a mathematician?
I've driven through Alabama....
the horror...
................. the horror
But is it not sweet? and home? and are the skies not blue?
Don't tell me lynyrd skynyrd lied to me :argh!: :x
They have an Air in Space Museum.
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Heh, I still had a few things up after January 14th. Good thing the Christmas police didn't drive by my house.
And I think they only pay attention to that in the more "snooty" Maine towns like Falmouth, Cape Elizabeth, and Freeport.
You know what's funny?
When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:
"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"
But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.
"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"
:lulz:
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 03:57:16 PM
You know what's funny?
When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:
"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"
But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.
"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"
:lulz:
:lulz:
Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.
I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 05:28:11 AM
I've driven through Alabama....
the horror...
................. the horror
I was born there. Recovery took DECADES.
:x poor guy
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.
My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.
Quote from: Nigel on June 11, 2010, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 03:57:16 PM
You know what's funny?
When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:
"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"
But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.
"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"
:lulz:
:lulz:
Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.
I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.
Wow. So to be legally able to have sex you would have to go to Oregon or Canada, get your freak on and then you're all set for any future joinings?
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.
My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A) will make you feel better.
Quote from: RWHN on June 11, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.
My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A) will make you feel better.
Holy shit. That's.... pretty awesome.
Though I can't help but think of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqBXrYaJRg) version when I hear it.
Yeah, if you're gonna listen to Christmas Carols, they should at least rock.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.
My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.
There was a Chinese restaurant here that, one year, let the Christmas music play well into the next Summer.
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 11, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:19:52 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 01:11:50 PM
Maine
If you keep your Christmas decorations on display after January 14, you'll be fined.
This shouldn't be a law, this should be written into the fucking constitution.
Also huge fines for stores that start advertising Christmas stuff in OCTOBER.
Agreed. I've come to despise the Christmas season.
It's the music that drives me the most insane. The constant Christmas music, whether secular or religious.
My father once drove me somewhere while putting Christmas music on. It was July. Though in retrospect, it might be kinda funny to blare Christmas carols in the middle of summer.
There was a Chinese restaurant here that, one year, let the Christmas music play well into the next Summer.
I would bet that their Christmas lights were still up to.
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 11, 2010, 04:47:46 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 03:57:16 PM
You know what's funny?
When you ask someone of they've ever been to a state there's more emphasis on the state, like:
"Hey, have you ever been to Oregon?"
But when talking about Alabama, the emphasis is always on whether or not you've... been there.
"Have you BEEN to Alabama?"
:lulz:
:lulz:
Also, thanks to Cram, moustached men are not allowed to kiss women in Nevada. You dog you! I don't even want to know what you did.
I'm surprised they missed the most amusing Washington law: it's (unless they've struck this one in the last ten years) illegal to have sex with a virgin. Period.
Wow. So to be legally able to have sex you would have to go to Oregon or Canada, get your freak on and then you're all set for any future joinings?
It's my theory that this is the origin of the honeymoon.
or the evolved version of the shotgun wedding