So Mr. Africa has made plain that he simply wants to get into my pants. Which makes him the....4th or 5th guy I've crushed on since last official boyfriend who just wanted in mahpance. Therefore his fantastic, muscular, ass is getting canned.
Which leaves....
Cute Assyrian Nerd! Who is intent upon proving to me that he is a BAD BOYTM, when he isn't really at all, which only makes him increasingly more adorable. Which makes me want to pounce him. Also, he's hot as fuck, from Iran, recently graduated from UC Berkley, and is moving down into my area by the end of the month for his new jorb! :D :fap:
I get to see him tomorrow, and parents/friend/friend's parents will all get to meet him as friend's parents are giving him two kick ass servers for free. Because Friendster apparently gave them all their old servers when they ate shit.
Yay Cute Assyrian Nerd!
This is the guy you have spent mucho time with who has NOT tried to depance you, right?
I would say that is a good sign, but my own experience with a man who was not so into depancing makes me slightly wary.
yeah. We've made out, and been cuddly, but he's never been gropey. Mr. Africa was trying to slyly get up my skirt on the second date though...and with my recent taste, I'm not so keen. :|
Yeah, groping is not so great.
it would be one thing if I'd know him previously to dating. But I barely know this guy. He's just some guy from the gym who asked me out. It's not like I have any previous history, or can get dirt on him through a friend.
o well.
CAN is turning out to be super adorable anyways with his failattempts at being naughty. :lol:
I can attest to nerds being the next best thing to fried chicken with hot sauce.
Yeah.
I mostly am into nerds.
Mostly.
I generally am too.
They're so cute, are generally surprisingly good in the sack, and will love you forever.
Not to mention, the free computer fixing service isn't bad either...
Awesome in the sack, free electronics, a wealth of info, very loving and attentive..
Shit man. I fucking LOVE my geek.
Yeah. I said it. I think for the first time, I just "went on" about how great my husband is.
He cleans, has dinner waiting for me when I get home from work and makes sure I have everything I need. What a great guy.
A++++ would marry again!
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 24, 2010, 07:50:26 AM
Awesome in the sack, free electronics, a wealth of info, very loving and attentive..
Shit man. I fucking LOVE my geek.
Yeah. I said it. I think for the first time, I just "went on" about how great my husband is.
He cleans, has dinner waiting for me when I get home from work and makes sure I have everything I need. What a great guy.
A++++ would marry again!
they tend to make bank around here too, which is an awesome plus if you have an expensive sport like I do.... :lol:
Though in a couple years I will be too. Esp if our economy keeps recovering, allowing more people to hire me.
So far every middle eastern guy I've known (romantic or not) has been rather large in teh pance too. I'm hoping my cute little engineer follows suit... :fap:
it's also worth mentioning that when I texted the lyrics to Yellow Submarine to CAN today he responded by saying he wanted his to be blue, and included a happy face.
He also snuck american pie when he lived in Iran, even though it's illegal there.
:lulz:
I just want to point out that you can be a nice, caring, supportive, sensitive guy, and STILL want to get into a girls pance on the second date.
Just because you make them horny, doesn't mean they're not good people.
Mrs WHN wanted to get into my pants on the second date. Sometimes it goes the other way too.
Of course, I read this thread before the Open Bar, and I think we need additional information:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 05:47:30 AM
Mr. Africa and I were supposed to have a date tonight because friend bailed on me. He wanted me to come over and watch a movie at his place (third date, following a handsy second date). Uh no. So he agreed to meet me somewhere instead. I've just been stood up.
YOUR MOTIVES.
THEY ARE CLEAR SIR.
ENDGAME.
Now I see what you're saying. That seems to be beyond the realm of normal nice guy horny-as-fuck.
Quote from: LMNO on June 24, 2010, 12:58:40 PM
I just want to point out that you can be a nice, caring, supportive, sensitive guy, and STILL want to get into a girls pance on the second date.
Just because you make them horny, doesn't mean they're not good people.
QFT
I'd be highly suspicious of anyone who DOESN'T try to get in the pants on a 2nd date.
I'm fine with handsiness. In fact, I encourage it. But something about the way he does it...makes me uncomfortable. Especially because he's inviting me over so soon, then stood me up when I said I wasn't comfortable yet. :|
But CAN's handsiness, and persistance to make be believe he has a bad side is totally fine, and utterly amusing. :lol:
oh holy shit, blarfingarf is lizzie? Lizzie, I've been reading your posts as being from Yatto for weeks now. :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 24, 2010, 05:42:31 PM
I'm fine with handsiness. In fact, I encourage it. But something about the way he does it...makes me uncomfortable. Especially because he's inviting me over so soon, then stood me up when I said I wasn't comfortable yet. :|
1. If you're not comfortable, listen to your fucking instincts.
2. If he stood you up when you said you weren't comfortable yet, your instincts are accurate, yes? Dump him and try again.
Wanting-into-pance is not the same as ONLY wanting-into-pance.
I just spent two months trying to get into pance. I would not have if I was not also into the head attached to the pance.
Yeah Mr. Africa is a scoundrel. And not the good kind, sadly...
Plus I just found out CAN is the longest, most boring sex I've EVER had. :| He even asked if I wanted to meet his little man. :| :|
All of a sudden I'm disinterested in humans with penises. Unless it's Mr. Rabbit, my vibrator. :fap:
LOL@CRAM
Also, he probably weighs WAY less than me soaking wet...which is awkward.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 07:43:19 AM
Yeah Mr. Africa is a scoundrel. And not the good kind, sadly...
Plus I just found out CAN is the longest, most boring sex I've EVER had. :| He even asked if I wanted to meet his little man. :| :|
All of a sudden I'm disinterested in humans with penises. Unless it's Mr. Rabbit, my vibrator. :fap:
LOL@CRAM
Is he trainable or just a lost cause?
Lost cause. :x
When you meet a guy who really does it for you, you won't be wondering or dragging your feet.
Yeah, I had that with OF, but he's not interested, and too much of a basket case to be anything but an asshole.
Oh well. If I find that again, that would be awesome, but if not. I'll be ok. I can always keep whores. :D
You'll find it again.
that would be nice.
Until then, I can give gym boys boners that they have to awkwardly hide while working out. :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 08:23:30 AM
that would be nice.
Until then, I can give gym boys boners that they have to awkwardly hide while working out. :lulz:
So YOU'RE "that chick"! :argh!:
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU
They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.
Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU
They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.
Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.
I laughed so loud. :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU
They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.
Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.
:spit:
I do the step thing that's like a never ending escalator, or tread mill for cardio. But I love that thing where you bend over, and lift your upper body back up, and the metal thing essentially forces your ass into the air. From the looks of it...I'm not the only person who sees results when I do that move either. :lol:
oh goddamnit. CAN was so bad at teh sex that it makes me never want to get laid, much less have lizzay tiem. :|
Also, he is turning into a clinger, when I'm trying to rid myself of him. :x
Oh damn, that sucks. :x
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
find one of those jockey midgets
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
Then come to Tucson. We have freaks. Loads and loads of damaged freaks.
Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
Quote from: FredleySneijder on June 27, 2010, 08:19:35 PM
find one of those jockey midgets
I AM in love with Calvin Borel for some reason...even though I'm a foot and a half taller than him, and he's 20 years older than me. Plus...married. Maybe I should head up to Golden Gate Fields more often. Or drop in on my trainer acquaintance at the TB farm in the area.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
Then come to Tucson. We have freaks. Loads and loads of damaged freaks.
Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
:x
No thanks!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
Then come to Tucson. We have freaks. Loads and loads of damaged freaks.
Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
Jesus fuck. :x
Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.
Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
Then come to Tucson. We have freaks. Loads and loads of damaged freaks.
Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
Jesus fuck. :x
Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.
Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language. One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods. He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.
Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 06:56:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah. It was THAT bad. :kingmeh:
Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys.
Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in. lol
Then come to Tucson. We have freaks. Loads and loads of damaged freaks.
Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
Jesus fuck. :x
Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.
Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language. One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods. He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.
Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.
:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Once again, we Doktors are not here to tell pleasing lies.
the upscale grocery store in my neighborhood, that just opened up, has many friendly male hotties about my age. :fap:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 28, 2010, 11:54:32 PM
the upscale grocery store in my neighborhood, that just opened up, has many friendly male hotties about my age. :fap:
Well, there you go.
Have you rid yourself of badsexclingyboy yet?
They're nice to look at, but I'm not really in the move making mood atm and am rather pessimistic about dating for now.
Yes, he's cool with just being friends. So we shall be friends.
I totally think you should...bag one of those supermarket boys, though.
Maybe I could give the guy in the deli a hand with his meat.
Blarfingarf,
always goes too far
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 29, 2010, 07:04:37 AM
Maybe I could give the guy in the deli a hand with his meat.
Blarfingarf,
always goes too far
*Gasp*!
You, madam, are a madwoman!
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 29, 2010, 01:12:33 AM
They're nice to look at, but I'm not really in the move making mood atm and am rather pessimistic about dating for now.
Yes, he's cool with just being friends. So we shall be friends.
Good luck with that.
My prediction is that he'll be a "friend" who is constantly trying to get you to be his girlfriend.
If he starts wearing a stupid hat and a vest with buttons all over, and lip-synchs Otis Redding to you in a used record shop, run.
TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS!
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Quote from: Nigel on June 29, 2010, 08:03:46 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 29, 2010, 01:12:33 AM
They're nice to look at, but I'm not really in the move making mood atm and am rather pessimistic about dating for now.
Yes, he's cool with just being friends. So we shall be friends.
Good luck with that.
My prediction is that he'll be a "friend" who is constantly trying to get you to be his girlfriend.
Unfortunately, I have to side with Nigel on this one. I've seen what happens when nerds get attached to pretty girls they think they have a chance with... is not fun times.
I AM A CERTIFIED MADWOMAN
Lol oh no, he'll be a 'friend' who I slowly stop talking with. :lol: And by slowly I mean, probably will never text him again even if he texts or calls me.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 30, 2010, 07:08:45 AM
I AM A CERTIFIED MADWOMAN
Lol oh no, he'll be a 'friend' who I slowly stop talking with. :lol: And by slowly I mean, probably will never text him again even if he texts or calls me.
That's incredibly cruel.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 30, 2010, 07:30:19 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 30, 2010, 07:08:45 AM
I AM A CERTIFIED MADWOMAN
Lol oh no, he'll be a 'friend' who I slowly stop talking with. :lol: And by slowly I mean, probably will never text him again even if he texts or calls me.
That's incredibly cruel.
not really, since from what I gather, that's on his mind as well.
We may talk every now and again, but that'll most likely be it.
Just say "I'm sorry, but I'm just not feeling this."
Also, I'd just like to give a PSA on always giving men two chances in the sack, since many tend to be nervous the first time and don't perform as well as you'd like. Especially if you're not the type to tell them exactly what you want.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 30, 2010, 07:39:18 PM
Also, I'd just like to give a PSA on always giving men two chances in the sack, since many tend to be nervous the first time and don't perform as well as you'd like. Especially if you're not the type to tell them exactly what you want.
Oh, yeah. Absolutely! I have a three-times rule, myself. If I like the guy enough to sleep with him in the first place, I like him enough to really give it the old college try.
oh I normally do too, and I am quite directive in teh sack. But it was SO AWFUL the first time I don't want to repeat it.
EVER
:x
Blarfingarf,
still has no interest in sex, or even lizzaytiem
:sad:
Not interested in sex?
SHAME ON YOU.
Man. It really WAS that bad...normally I'm only put off for a day or so. :x
What the hell, did he throw up on you or something?
maybe he prolapsed?
:lol: :lol:
no he was just SUPER lame, or something. Which somehow triggered my ptsd, which has been flaring up now thanks to that. The therapist got a rather interesting email last night. I have a feeling I'm one of her more entertaining/interesting clients. It is still undecided if this is bad, or AWESOME.
Prolly moved/acted in a way that triggered stuff you'd forgotten/would rather forget. Rotten stuff even though it would be innocuous outside of that context. I know how it goes.
If you're one of her more interesting clients, it means you'll get maximum interest/support from her, and that's good! PTSD shit is hard as fuck to deal with, but once dealt with makes a world of difference.
this^
Can't stop flirting with old friend. Nigel knows who I'm talking about I think.
Old friend has liked me for YEARS, with me not feeling the same way. We're friends with/know a lot of the same people...and I just so happened to have dated/hooked up with/both a decent amount of our mutual male friends. :| (over the past 8 years mind you). So this whole thing is rather conflicting to me. It's a bad idea from EVERY angle, and we both know it. Yet...sex will probably eventually happen because I'm a hussy, who needs to be sent to vaginatraz for the good of mankind. :fap:
Also, my mom, and her very good friend are conspiring to get me to "run into" said friends very HOT son who's just a year older than me. We grew up in diapers together, but I haven't seen him in years. He's quite shy with girls, which is why they're now resorting to this madness. I've crushed on him off and on for years, but have resigned myself to nothing ever happening. Who knows how, since these ladies are rather determined. :lol: Also, he's moving to Flagstaff for school at the end of the summer to become a park ranger.
If he's shy with ladies, this is your chance!
Also, I've been to vaginatraz, and it's really a pretty nice place... you might find you like it!
VAGINATRAZ!!??
Quote from: Nigel on July 08, 2010, 04:29:28 PM
If he's shy with ladies, this is your chance!
Also, I've been to vaginatraz, and it's really a pretty nice place... you might find you like it!
Exactly! And, without sounding like I'm full of myself, I got much cuter (and have bigger boobehz) than when he last saw me. Plus he's turning into a hippie outdoorsman, which is :fap:
I think they'd have to put me in solitary, because I keep going around this group of boys. It's bad news. You know which one I'm talkiing about right? The one that I think is seminotcute, but you think is. We talk about one day getting married in one of those drive thru vegas chapels where Elvis marries you.
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 08, 2010, 04:36:11 PM
VAGINATRAZ!!??
VAGINATRAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least he doesn't think I'm easy, even though I've dated most of our mutual friends. :horrormirth:
"I've been trying forever...I don't think you're easy!"
:)
got a kiss on teh cheek.
I really hope you mean ass-cheek.
sadly no.
am getting drunk sexts from OLDF. Am no longer uninterested in sex,
That is all.
Wonderful!
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only. No bf/gf. Fuck him.
Am once again disinterested in men.
:sad: Sorry, chicka.
even the ones who've had crushes on me for years are now treating me like I'm a piece of meat, WHAT THE FUCK?
You need to make an example of someone.
has been done multiple times. :|
Take trophies next time. Display and explain to all suitors.
:lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only. No bf/gf. Fuck him.
Am once again disinterested in men.
I fail to see the problem in that scenario.
why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
no milk for him, not now, not ever.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 14, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only. No bf/gf. Fuck him.
Am once again disinterested in men.
I fail to see the problem in that scenario.
why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
Hey! That's just the same as downloading music for free!
YOU
SEX PIRATE!
great. My imagination is picturing ECH with a pirate hat, bottle of spiced rum, AND NOTHING ELSE!
Okay, that invites all kinds of punnery, alas, I have a meeting to shove off too.
I eagerly await your return, good sir.
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on July 15, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
great. My imagination is picturing ECH with a pirate hat, bottle of spiced rum, AND NOTHING ELSE!
if you swap out the spiced rum for absinthe and shrooms, you'll have an idea of what my wednesday night was like.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 15, 2010, 08:03:21 AM
no milk for him, not now, not ever.
no, he's the milk. You've got someone you like who wants to be friends AND will put out without complicating everything with some stupid BF/GF retarded shit. Trust me, that's a far better scenario than what you seem to think you want.
well, it's not what I'm looking for, so friends only it is.
You need to join a new activity or something that will get you meeting people who aren't part of your social circle.
Also, stop fucking guys you know. If you want to just get laid, find someone who is not already part of your social circle. Only fuck people who don't know ANYONE you know. Don't kiss, mess around with, or even get close enough to feel the body heat of anyone who knows your friends! You can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
:lol: I love that piece of advice.
Aw shit sorry to hear the trouble your going through!
If all else fails we can form a bitter knitting-pattern club
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
You need to join a new activity or something that will get you meeting people who aren't part of your social circle.
Also, stop fucking guys you know. If you want to just get laid, find someone who is not already part of your social circle. Only fuck people who don't know ANYONE you know. Don't kiss, mess around with, or even get close enough to feel the body heat of anyone who knows your friends! You can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
:lulz:
my good friend said I should do him then yell bingo after for shits and giggles.
Cute assyrian nerd invited himself to the barn today, and I bring everyone to the barn so I thought why the fuck not.
He bought me earrings. For no reason. I've dumped him about 3 times, and he's agreed every time. :x
I don't think this one comprehends the concept of "we can be friends, but you're never touching me again".
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 16, 2010, 06:45:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
You need to join a new activity or something that will get you meeting people who aren't part of your social circle.
Also, stop fucking guys you know. If you want to just get laid, find someone who is not already part of your social circle. Only fuck people who don't know ANYONE you know. Don't kiss, mess around with, or even get close enough to feel the body heat of anyone who knows your friends! You can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
:lulz:
my good friend said I should do him then yell bingo after for shits and giggles.
:lulz:
Also, poor Cute Assyrian Nerd. :( Sometimes it's hard for them to understand, especially when it's not about anything specific they did wrong. I'm sure he's perfect for another girl.
Also, all you really need is this: http://www.nepork.org/Newsroom/PorkTalkMagazine/tabid/754/Default.aspx
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 09:08:45 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 16, 2010, 06:45:48 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 08:07:53 PM
You need to join a new activity or something that will get you meeting people who aren't part of your social circle.
Also, stop fucking guys you know. If you want to just get laid, find someone who is not already part of your social circle. Only fuck people who don't know ANYONE you know. Don't kiss, mess around with, or even get close enough to feel the body heat of anyone who knows your friends! You can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
:lulz:
my good friend said I should do him then yell bingo after for shits and giggles.
:lulz:
Also, poor Cute Assyrian Nerd. :( Sometimes it's hard for them to understand, especially when it's not about anything specific they did wrong. I'm sure he's perfect for another girl.
Also, all you really need is this: http://www.nepork.org/Newsroom/PorkTalkMagazine/tabid/754/Default.aspx
:lulz:
I gets it.
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 08:07:53 PMYou can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
I'm 21 and have evidence to the contrary.
Quote from: Michal on July 16, 2010, 11:31:20 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 08:07:53 PMYou can get away with boning your friends when you're over 30. Until then, outsource strictly.
I'm 21 and have evidence to the contrary.
There's nothing about that sentence that isn't funny. :lulz: Keep doing it for a few years.
It's not a problem if you aren't bothered by being thought of as the pass-around girl or boy who isn't "serious relationship" material, but if you want a serious long-term relationship, fucking your social circle is not usually the way to get one.
Eventually, your social circle is likely to include a few exes anyway, if you're the type who keeps those around as friends. They key is having a group of friends who refer you to THEIR friends as potential relationship material. IF that's what you want. If it's not, fuck whoever.
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Did you get my letter?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Did you get my letter?
No. :cry: It should be here by Monday.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Did you get my letter?
No. :cry: It should be here by Monday.
Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Did you get my letter?
No. :cry: It should be here by Monday.
Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.
I don't know if I should :lulz: :fap: or :horrormirth:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:58:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:16:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 06:08:32 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 06:03:28 AM
yeah, and I'm sick of that shit. Especially since the area I live in is full of people who expect you to play games with them/will play games with you. If you don't, you're a WHORE. Or not worth dating. :x
Did you get my letter?
No. :cry: It should be here by Monday.
Well, I offer a solution to your man problems.
I don't know if I should :lulz: :fap: or :horrormirth:
You forgot :crankey:
And
E) All of the above.
what about
:bsex:
?
:damnright:
Hah! Hair. :lulz:
:lord:
\\
HAIRRRR?????!!!!!!
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 17, 2010, 07:35:13 AM
:lord:
\\
HAIRRRR?????!!!!!!
On the TGRR emote.
When I had hair. LOL.
Now:
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000135.jpg)
FAPPITY!
Quote from: Nigel on July 17, 2010, 07:44:30 AM
FAPPITY!
My skull has an amazing amount of definition, since I lost the blubber.
This is a good thing. All the mad Doktors have that.
that stache is epic
Saw Mr. Africa at the gym today. He was friendly, polite, and then went about his business. I love it when boys are polite, but seemingly take the hint post "dumpflatonass".
also, asked childhood acquaintance to go hiking tomorrow. He's HOT, SWEET, and amazing in every way. Especially since he doesn't associate with anyone I know. :D Hopefully he'll say yes. If not...I'll have to wait till the set up bbq dinnery thing in August. :|
I live around the corner from the guy I was in LOVE with in 5th grade (and therefore traumatized the poor kid by abusing the FUCK out of him all year long), who has gotten to be majorly hot. Perhaps I need to start including his block in my "walk the dog" route....
Yes, you should!
he looks like Aladdin now. Have seen him a couple times while driving by in the car. I do believe this must be done...
Cute assyrian nerd doesn't seem to get that we aren't dating. He wants to meet me later to talk about "us". Unfortunately I agreed before I knew why he wanted to hang out.
:asplode:
on a more triumphant note, am starting to kick the shit out of my PTSD with therapist.
am doing this to the tune of "beautiful dirty rich"-Lady Gaga. Nigel perhaps may remember why. :evil:
Go you!
Also, I have one of those. I'm like, dude, I barely know you! He had a little tantrum when I told him about Mr. Language, and I'm like :?
Seriously. What.
YOU'RE HIS POSSESSION EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT
for srs.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 25, 2010, 01:59:02 AM
YOU'RE HIS POSSESSION EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE NOT AWARE OF IT
for srs.
Yeah, that's how I felt! Holy shit. I'm like, dude, I'm your FACEBOOK FRIEND. We boned ONCE. I AM NOT, NOR WILL I EVER BE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
I'm not even Mr. Language's girlfriend. I am nobody's girlfriend. Ain't nobody better go getting possessive about me... I am a free agent, I will come and go as I please.
JUST A POSSESSION
OF THE FLESH
had dinner with CAN tonight. He wanted to know what was up with why I just wanted to be friends. Explained I felt no sexual chemistry with him (true), but that I loved hanging out with him (true), and blamed my ptsd (also true). Conveniently left out that the lack of chemistry, and ptsd attack were all because he was SHITBAD in bed.
Now, I believe, we have finally come to an understanding, and he wants my help with updating his okcupid profile, and advice with girls since he's girlstupid. :lol:
That's good, and cute! I'm glad he finally gets it!
I went out with the 28-year-old surfer boy tonight and we made out. He was a good kisser. Also, he has a polysci degree and is almost done with his economics grad. Also, he thinks he's older than me, which I am just gonna let ride because it's funny.
rape rape rape rape
yeah CAN is my new project. :mrgreen: Though I do have my work set out for me since he has no idea what kind of girl he likes. This will be fixed. He also knows about the guy I've known since diapers, and who I've been into for years, and is super supportive even though I'm not optimistic.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 25, 2010, 04:59:02 PM
rape rape rape rape
yeah CAN is my new project. :mrgreen: Though I do have my work set out for me since he has no idea what kind of girl he likes. This will be fixed. He also knows about the guy I've known since diapers, and who I've been into for years, and is super supportive even though I'm not optimistic.
Awww! CAN sounds like he'll make a good sidekick.
I dunno about raping the economist. I think Mr. Language might have burned out my rape gland. :sad:
well making out is always quite nice. I'm thinking about turning other friend into my cuddlewhore since I crave spooning, and he's very snuggly and will do that back stroking thing that makes my brain go MUSH.
Cuddlewhores are nice! Mr. Language is really cuddly.
I am very much so looking forward to doing unspeakable things to payne on wednesday. :bsex: :hit: :damnright:
(http://imgur.com/1PK1L.jpg)
DAMNIT
I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered. :sad:
Quote from: Cainad on July 26, 2010, 02:21:36 AM
DAMNIT
I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered. :sad:
Just wait until you live with one.
:asplode:
Quote from: Cainad on July 26, 2010, 02:21:36 AM
DAMNIT
I need to stop reading threads full of the talk of amorous, attractive women. It makes me all flustered. :sad:
You could always, you know, come to Tucson. I could fix your over-flustered for you. :wink:
or to California... :fap: :wink:
Since you refuse to grow back your facepubes I am forced to find you adorable. :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
I had a dream where Old Flame was getting married and I was stuck at the ceremony. :| Awkward as shit. Part of the ending, they got married, and I felt odd about it. Other part (simultaneously running with aforementioned part) was him leaving her for me in the ceremony and us being flirty afterwards. ALSO awkward as shit. :|
Been feeling off all day. :| :|
I know what you mean a hundred percent, Blarf. I had a dream recently where Most Intense Ex, her then-boyfriend and I were driving through Utah, filled with awkward silence and interspersed with backbiting comments as we stopped to look at tourist traps with nary a word spoken. I wondered the entire time what in the hell possessed me to think that going with them to do this was ever a good idea. :horrormirth: I remember waking up with the wrinkles on my forehead creased up.
At least I slept well!
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 27, 2010, 05:10:44 PM
I know what you mean a hundred percent, Blarf. I had a dream recently where Most Intense Ex, her then-boyfriend and I were driving through Utah, filled with awkward silence and interspersed with backbiting comments as we stopped to look at tourist traps with nary a word spoken. I wondered the entire time what in the hell possessed me to think that going with them to do this was ever a good idea. :horrormirth: I remember waking up with the wrinkles on my forehead creased up.
At least I slept well!
:horrormirth:
yeah that's basically what mine felt like. My mom was there too. For some reason we were trying to check out of the drugstore (that was conveniently placed where they got ready for their wedding, and we could see the whole ceremony), and it was taking us FOREVER to gtfo of the store to GTFAWAY from there. Then I woke up. :|
Oh the joys of our own psychodrama :lulz:
In the end we can take pride that we have moved beyond the bullshit! To use an RPG analogy, the moment I can look back on who I was and think "what a dumbass!" I have leveled up in the game of life.
this is the correct motorcycle
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 28, 2010, 03:14:06 PM
In the end we can take pride that we have moved beyond the bullshit! To use an RPG analogy, the moment I can look back on who I was and think "what a dumbass!" I have leveled up in the game of life.
I like that. So true. :)
A few years ago I was introduced to, who we will call, ALEJANDRO, who was a good friend of my then good friend's boyfriend. He's hot, columbian, sweet, good conversationalist, and an olympic level kisser. When he's in town we will hang out once or twice, and basically...make out. After hanging out, talking, and having a good time. Always friendly, but never anything but that. Which is good since he's shit in bed.
Alejandro is graduated from college now, and is working for a real estate agency in the area. Which means I got a text from him yesterday. :lol:
I think I may need to hang out with ALEJANDRO. Should prove to be interesting.
Also, I'm making a new okcupid profile since I deleted the old one, and I think I'm in a better place for dating/meeting new people now.
AleAlejandro? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA)
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 05, 2010, 01:04:02 PM
AleAlejandro? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA)
I KNOW THAT WE ARE YOUNG, AND I KNOW THAT YOU MAY LOVE ME, BUT I JUST CANT BE WITH YOU LIKE THIS ANYMORE. ALEJANDRO
also
GUNTITS :fap:
also,
SEXNUN.
So apparently OF will most likely move in with my good friend...who lives across campus from where I most likely will be living (the suspense is killing me). If I don't get the place it will still be awkward because I'll either have to suck it up and interact with him (causing breakdown, and possible sex with him), or sneak into friend's place which is weird. But if I do get the place it'll be all that, plus having to run into him everywhere when I'm trying to forget him. :|
Why hello panic attack. It's me Lizzay. It's been a while. :x
Went to overpriced, swanky bars with my friend, but they weren't any fun, and she ended up with a migraine so I had to take her home before the boys came out. After that drove around for probably 45 minutes since ALEJANDRO takes forever to respond with directions to new bar/club/thing. But once we all got there/found each other, it was fun. He and his cousin kept buying me drinks, and his cousin would hit on me and tell me it was too bad ALEJANDRO saw me first because I was so beautiful every time ALEJANDRO would leave. Stayed till the place closed, and then took ALEJANDRO home, where we hung out in my car for a bit and made out. :fap: I may have a date with him too.
Guess who found me on OKCupid? OF did. And messaged me. Some things just never die. :x
BAD DECISION LIZZAY IS AT IT AGAIN
I agreed to go to OF's concert tomorrow night, as he finally promised to go to the barn with me (big for him since he's afraid of horses), and I'm letting him continue to kiss my ass by taking me on a date before he has shoulder surgery next week.
:nuke:
ALEJANDRO IS STANDING ME UP
:crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey::crankey:
But OF is being a good boy, and his show was teh seckz last night.
I
AM
GETTING
LAID
In the best way later on. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 19, 2010, 04:07:58 AM
I
AM
GETTING
LAID
In the best way later on. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT STUFF, HUH, BETTY WHITE? GETTING ALL LAID AND SHIT. WELL GUESS WHAT?
:this:
I DONO WHAT THAT IS FREAKEH
IS ME FLIPPIN YOU OFF!
TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME MISSY
:fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens: :fuckmittens:
O I LOVE HOW THESE ARE CALLED FUCKMITTENS
ITS APPROPRIATE
BECAUSE I GOT LAID HARDCORE LAST NIGHT :bsex:
It immediately occurs to me that "LAID HARDCORDE" is an intensely subjective phrase, and what is now going on in my mind may be quite far away from what actually happened.
...and on reflection, this could very well be a win/win.
well...there WERE ropes involved...
Man. I haven't had good tie-me-up sex in months. BF went vanilla when I moved in. :S
Damn Betty White getting better tail than me.
HELLZ YES I AM
also got laid this morning. holy FUCK I'm getting lotsa tail! Took pity on poor OF as he is recovering from surgery. ;D Wrong move, surely, but OWELL! We're fucked anyways, might as well let it go out with a BANG! :rimshot:
That's one hell of a way to recover from surgery.
~~~ Payne: found bondage tape and rope handcuffs yesterday
It pleases me to know that so many of my internet friends are having FUNSEX™.
This thread depresses me ina way I find hard to describe.
But I'm glad for you, Lizaaaaaaaaay! :D But unfortunately, I now have to BEND YUOR SPACE TIME. Sorry about that, but it's down in the rules, you see...
BEND MY SPACE TIEM? :eek:
Freakeh should get herself some FREAKEH SEX
wut about OKCUPID? If all else fails, it's a treasure trove of trolling opportunities.
I'm not good at the trolling, and new people scare me. Even jjjust onthe interwebs.
:sad:
I know the feeling
which is one of the many reasons I keep going back to people I already know (case and point: OF, ALEJANDRO,etcetcetc)
OF just reduced me to tears, while I was making him cookies no less. Apparently me resenting him for manipulating me, and treating me like shit for two years is INEXCUSABLE. :cry:
Drop his ass like a bad habit. I'm sure you don't need to be told that, but do it.
already dropped. I'm giving cookies to the neighbors, the barn, parents, and a mutual friend (who I've been having a sekrit affair with anyways) :wink: in fact, he's the one I got "tied up" with the other day.
Who's a spiteful bitch?
I am. :lulz:
also
THIS SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR7-AUmiNcA&feature=av2e
WHY AM I ALWAYS, AND ONLY HORNY WHEN THE BOYS ARE AT WORK?
WHY IS IT?
:crankey:
Your vagina hates you.
I got laid anyways. :D
So it doesn't hate me that badly.
:argh!:
COME TO CALI
I PIMP OUT FRIEND WHO LIKES BONDAGE TO U
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 04:57:50 AM
COME TO CALI
I PIMP OUT FRIEND WHO LIKES BONDAGE TO U
CALI IS TOO FAR RIGHT NOW. :sad:
MAYBE I MAIL TO U IF U SUPPLY POSTAGE
...
PLZ TO CHECK RATES KTHX
NOT SURE IF THEY LIST HOW MUCH POSTAGE IS FOR ONE 6'2 PALESTINIAN MAN, 100' OF ROPE, AND PROLLY A BONG SINCE...WELL IT'S HIM. :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 25, 2010, 09:02:22 PM
NOT SURE IF THEY LIST HOW MUCH POSTAGE IS FOR ONE 6'2 PALESTINIAN MAN, 100' OF ROPE, AND PROLLY A BONG SINCE...WELL IT'S HIM. :lulz:
THEY GOT PRICES BY WEIGHT AND SIZE OF BOX! HAVEN'T YOU EVER CHECKED OUT THE POST OFFICE WEBSITE BEFORE?
Find a flat rate box and cram him in it.
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 25, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
Find a flat rate box and cram him in it.
Those actually do max out at 70 pounds.
There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman. That would be so much cooler than idiots selling fake security systems.
Quote from: curiosity on August 25, 2010, 10:46:45 PM
There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman.
There's always the police.
Yeah but they come right out of the box with the hitting. Some of us like to work up to that, yannow? And zip-ties? Seriously? So not hawt. And pepper spray totally detracts from the ambiance. Though the Taser has interesting applications . . .
Quote from: curiosity on August 25, 2010, 11:02:13 PM
Yeah but they come right out of the box with the hitting. Some of us like to work up to that, yannow? And zip-ties? Seriously? So not hawt. And pepper spray totally detracts from the ambiance. Though the Taser has interesting applications . . .
I once mentioned I should get a box of a heavy duty zip-ties while I was deployed. Everyone immediately thought the worse. :roll:
Well yeah, it's you. :P Look what you do in ten words or less on a forum. Zip-ties would turn you into fucking McGyver.
Quote from: curiosity on August 25, 2010, 10:46:45 PM
There needs to be some kind of door-to-door bondage gear salesman. That would be so much cooler than idiots selling fake security systems.
Well, there ARE "tupperware" type parties where you can buy that kind of stuff--buttplugs, ballgags, masks, fuckswings, etc.
I've been to them.
FUCKING HELL!!!
Getting laid. Going great. Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....
He came.
:crankey:
Oops?
wait...he one of those guys who can't keep on keeping on after he comes?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
FUCKING HELL!!!
Getting laid. Going great. Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....
He came.
:crankey:
That's when he puts his face in there and
gets the job done.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 26, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
FUCKING HELL!!!
Getting laid. Going great. Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....
He came.
:crankey:
That's when he puts his face in there and gets the job done.
I threw up a little bit...
:?
I don't understand.
HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW
:argh!:
Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW
:argh!:
Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off
punch him the fucking head. The one with eyes.
Then tie his punk ass down and apply some sort of cock ring.
Ride his punk ass until you are done and he is sore and bruised.
Ugh...Lizzy...that's horrible! This keeps happening to you, poor thing. :( I'm starting to think Northern Cali is full of awful lovers.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW
:argh!:
Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off
Wait... there's a logistical issue here, unless you're one of those rare women who can climax while
giving head.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 26, 2010, 04:24:46 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
HE EVEN WANTED ME TO SWALLOW
:argh!:
Lizzay,
still hasn't gotten off
Wait... there's a logistical issue here, unless you're one of those rare women who can climax while giving head.
LOL
COCK RING IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE!
And jenne, you are also correct.
LMNO: it was like he had some kind of sensor that would tell him "LIZZAY IS GONNA CUM! PULL OUT!".
Lizzay: dog collar on him + leash + instructions: "Until I let go of this leash and start screaming, you do not cum."
LMNO
-you're welcome.
With the follow up, "otherwise, you're gonna be getting really familiar with cream pies."
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 26, 2010, 08:43:22 PM
Lizzay: dog collar on him + leash + instructions: "Until I let go of this leash and start screaming, you do not cum."
LMNO
-you're welcome.
This would also be the correct motorcycle.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 26, 2010, 06:09:33 AM
FUCKING HELL!!!
Getting laid. Going great. Almost therrreeee aaaandddd.....
He came.
:crankey:
That's OK once in a while... accidents happen. He should really finish you off, though.
If it happens all the time, you need to break out the training equipment.
YES THIS
All the women on PD scare me in fun ways.
he's normally quite good, despite average sized equipment. But last night was FAIL. Was so awesome, then NOT
:argh!:
HE HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF
by being way better in bed (like he normally is), and being sweet as hell. :D
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable. :| I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross. :| :| :|
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable. :| I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross. :| :| :|
:( Poor Lizzay.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable. :| I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross. :| :| :|
:( Poor Lizzay.
Honestly, more than once I was scared I was going to be raped. He's no longer welcome around me. :|
Cute boy I've been seeing (again) *see previous posts* was very sweet and supportive as I texted him about it while I was trying to boot ALEJANDRO. Offered to let me come over, but honestly was in no condition to drive, nor did I want to be anywhere but MY bed.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:27:34 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 06:20:50 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 06:18:14 PM
ALEJANDRO was over for a movie last night and got really gropey which made me uncomfortable. :| I eventually booted him, but now I feel gross. :| :| :|
:( Poor Lizzay.
Honestly, more than once I was scared I was going to be raped. He's no longer welcome around me. :|
Cute boy I've been seeing (again) *see previous posts* was very sweet and supportive as I texted him about it while I was trying to boot ALEJANDRO. Offered to let me come over, but honestly was in no condition to drive, nor did I want to be anywhere but MY bed.
:x Jesus Lizzay. Be careful, or something.
he's no longer welcome around me. :|
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
he's no longer welcome around me. :|
Yeah, i can see why.
Other boy, though, is going to spend the night with me tonight, and we're gonna snuggle and be all cute. :)
:vom: warning
It's official. We've started the "UR CUTE!" "NO UR CUTE!" barfy stuff. lol
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on September 04, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 04, 2010, 08:15:16 PM
he's no longer welcome around me. :|
Yeah, i can see why.
Other boy, though, is going to spend the night with me tonight, and we're gonna snuggle and be all cute. :)
Awww! :D
AND
we're spending at least a good sized portion of the day together tomorrow!
Woot!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
I miss OF....especially because I think he was really trying this time...
:sad:
Lizzay,
yes I know how horrible that is.
Lizzeh,
I say this well aware it's overstepping my bounds as an occassional PD contributor:
You are a cute and personable young woman leagues ahead of the average. You need to quit stressin' girlie and hang tight for someone of a caliber you deserve. Someone really fucking cool. Shit's tough but you'll be alright. :)
-EoC,
fuckin' a.
aw :) thanks eoc
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 17, 2010, 03:50:47 AM
Lizzeh,
I say this well aware it's overstepping my bounds as an occassional PD contributor:
You are a cute and personable young woman leagues ahead of the average. You need to quit stressin' girlie and hang tight for someone of a caliber you deserve. Someone really fucking cool. Shit's tough but you'll be alright. :)
-EoC,
fuckin' a.
the man is Quite Fucking Right, Lizzay.
I was at awesome friends party last night, and a mutual friend between me and OF/herpes was my beerpong partner *he drank and i shot* and he was flirting with me a ton all night. Pissed off OF, and is quite weird. Not that I wouldn't like him, just HELL every guy lately has been a friend of a friend, or my friend.
Ok backstory. Senior year of highschool I worked for about a month at this country club. One of the servers there was really flirty with me, and super hot. Note, I was 17 at the time, and despite his apparent inability to age (as he looks the same now), he was 25, about to turn 26. We went out, which made my parents SUPER pissed, to where they called and threatened him, and we had to sneak around (me calling him from my friend's phone). It was nuts. We'd sneak out on dates, and he was always really sweet, but a little bit too insecure for me at the time so we broke up a month before my birthday.
I just found this guy on facebook for the first time in years. Do I message him? Of course I do..he's probably 31 now.
At 31, a guy has just about finished learning how to properly eat pussy. You know what to do.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 21, 2010, 03:32:48 PM
At 31, a guy has just about finished learning how to properly eat pussy. You know what to do.
MOST guys, Alphapance. The ones that are interested in satisfying the owner of said pussy, anyway.
:lulz:
He was pretty damn good at it at 26 too...
since ALEJANDRO is banished I'm going to give name to old boyfriend (who is also hispanic, but of the mexican persuasion, rather than colombian like ALEJANDRO1). He shall be henceforth be known as ALEJANDRO 2.0.
Coffee with ALEJANDRO 2.0 was great. We talked nonstop for two hours at starbucks, and caught up. It was about as awkward as if I'd just seen him last week. :) He's going to come down to my neck of the woods sometime soon and we'll hang out. I promised him a cooking lesson since he even burns toast. lol After coffee he walked me to my car and gave me a soft peck on the cheek.
:)
Im glad I decided to get in touch with him since I need more nice guys like him in my life.
TONIGHT
I AM GETTING LAID
:banana:
:fap:
Also can I just point out how wonderfully ironic it is to see that from someone who has an old lady as their profile picture?
Wonderful.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 27, 2010, 03:14:12 AM
TONIGHT
I AM GETTING LAID
:banana:
ASK HIM IF HE WANTS SOME POTATO CHIPS.
I just got my heart broken by the one guy I thought would never, and could never do that to me.
I'm done with this bullshit. Lizzaypance are now closed for business until further notice.
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
:cry:
Oh, Lizzay. :cry:
I'm proud of you for moving on though. No one should be hurt like that for so long.
No one. *hugs*
It comes a point, when even the dependable, lovable, wonderful ones are assholes. That's when you know it's time to quit for a while.
Why can't they just be nice...? :sad:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 04:40:37 AM
It comes a point, when even the dependable, lovable, wonderful ones are assholes. That's when you know it's time to quit for a while.
Why can't they just be nice...? :sad:
We're really, really dumb. :sad:
The problem is, everyone is an asshole at some point. No one's perfect, except Enrico.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on September 29, 2010, 02:43:01 PM
The problem is, everyone is an asshole at some point. No one's perfect, except Enrico.
And he's the perfect asshole.
Lizzy, I think Nigel's advice, while maybe hard to swallow, is great. Try it on your own, Babe, and see how you do. Hang in there.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
No it's completely true. I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while. I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel. Till then it's friends only. Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.
Also. I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF.
SHOULD I? Y/N?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
No it's completely true. I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while. I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel. Till then it's friends only. Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.
Also. I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF.
SHOULD I? Y/N?
Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
No it's completely true. I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while. I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel. Till then it's friends only. Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.
Also. I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF.
SHOULD I? Y/N?
Y
Yes.
But not something that would land you in jail, cuz that would just suck.
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
No it's completely true. I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while. I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel. Till then it's friends only. Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.
Also. I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF.
SHOULD I? Y/N?
Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?
you mean I have to chose?
:sad:
Quote from: The Great Pope of OUTSIDE on September 30, 2010, 03:07:29 AM
Yes.
But not something that would land you in jail, cuz that would just suck.
only if they catch me. :wink:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 30, 2010, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: Oh Shit Wolf Cavalry on September 30, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 29, 2010, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on September 29, 2010, 06:57:07 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on September 28, 2010, 09:08:32 PM
I think I'm finally willing to let myself be the Queen of Swords now. I can't deal with the pain of being hurt over and over and over anymore, and I've gotten that card for YEARS.
Sweetheart, I may get a raft of shit for saying this here of all places, but if you get that card consistently it's because you need to walk alone for a while. It doesn't keep coming up because it's who you are; it keeps coming up because it's who you need to be, and until you own that position you won't be able to move past it. When you have been the Queen of Swords long enough, the Empress will start coming up for you, and you will find it just as hard to accept.
No it's completely true. I need to be alone, and I need to use my "sword" if you will to cut out the bullshit for a while. I'm taking my therapist's recommendation of 2 months then see how I feel. Till then it's friends only. Which is good because I can build more personal relationships with people that way.
Also. I want to do horrible things to people, specifically the people at my work and OF.
SHOULD I? Y/N?
Horrible as in making them shit themselves till they bleed or jamming toothbrushes smeared with shit into their eyes?
you mean I have to chose?
:sad:
No, just use their own bloody shit to stab them in the eyes.
:)
Also, INVEST IN SEX TOYS. Try new things.
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations. LOL :horrormirth::1fap:
Went for a walk in the park with Mr. Africa. He held my hand when it got dark since it was hard for me to see and I kept drunkwalking everywhere (thanks lexapro!). He's also ok with waiting to date me till 12/1 and just hanging out/being friends till then. :)
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations. LOL :horrormirth::1fap:
Went for a walk in the park with Mr. Africa. He held my hand when it got dark since it was hard for me to see and I kept drunkwalking everywhere (thanks lexapro!). He's also ok with waiting to date me till 12/1 and just hanging out/being friends till then. :)
Aww. :) Are you attracted to him? Do you like him? He seems like a really, really great guy from what I've heard so far, and respectful, and he seems like he really likes you.
I want to do unspeakable things to him. :fap:
He wanted to go out dancing sat night, but I'm switching to daytime because I'm trying to be good. Also, that night is the only night I can snag my other guy friend for drunken asshattery. I sorta like this guy too, but we're just friends, I don't think he likes me that way, and he's also friends with OF and other pplz. However, unlike other pplz he doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks and is awesome. Also, he's kinda horrible, just like me.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations. LOL :horrormirth::1fap:
Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.
:fap:
If you want a more honest answer, PM me.
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations. LOL :horrormirth::1fap:
Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.
:fap:
If you want a more honest answer, PM me.
:x My girl parts hurt now.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 05:21:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on October 01, 2010, 01:33:39 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 01, 2010, 05:45:32 AM
I'm going to regret this as soon as I type this, but here goes...I'm open to recommendations. LOL :horrormirth::1fap:
Throw a condom on the end of a jackhammer.
:fap:
If you want a more honest answer, PM me.
:x My girl parts hurt now.
Doesn't sound so bad to me. :?No, you're right. Condom = :x PAIN.
People have died that way
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me. But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me. But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
:(
Well, if he likes you enough, he'll wait. If not, c'est la vie.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me. But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
Shank him.
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 02, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
Well, if he likes you enough, he'll wait. If not, c'est la vie.
yeah. it's too bad. I'm not sure he understands completely. That he's probably under the impression that I just want to friend zone him, which is not at all true.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me. But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
Shank him.
:kingmeh:
you can take those kind of comments out of my thread thank you very much.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 10:24:36 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 02, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
Well, if he likes you enough, he'll wait. If not, c'est la vie.
yeah. it's too bad. I'm not sure he understands completely. That he's probably under the impression that I just want to friend zone him, which is not at all true.
Quote from: Sir Coyote on October 02, 2010, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me. But at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
Shank him.
:kingmeh:
you can take those kind of comments out of my thread thank you very much.
Sorry.
I really miss my friend. It makes me so sad when I remember all those times we joked about running off to vegas to get married in the drive thru...he was actually kidding. I wasn't. :cry:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 03, 2010, 12:16:51 PM
I really miss my friend. It makes me so sad when I remember all those times we joked about running off to vegas to get married in the drive thru...he was actually kidding. I wasn't. :cry:
:cry: I've been in that situation before, same role too. :cry:
MY TAROT SAYS:
(to be specific this would be the medival scapini deck, aka takes the message then...clubs you with it for no good reason at all)
That break is good, and after my break I'm going to reunite with an old flame in a positive way that grows into a stable, trusting, loving relationship.
OK cool,
as for old flames...apparently all signs point to guy I've dated a couple times now who was a dick about my needle phobia, then most recently was a dick about the ALEJANDRO(original,not version 2.0) and said "oh you were probably just teasing him". (all of our mutual friends know this because they adore me and think he's a shit for saying that). wat the fuk? I'm thinking that has to be a misunderstanding on part of the tarot.
Or it knows something you don't.
then i asked again in a separate thing rather than just tacking on to former reading...and completely different.
I VIRGO
I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
FUK
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 04, 2010, 05:40:54 AM
then i asked again in a separate thing rather than just tacking on to former reading...and completely different.
I VIRGO
I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
FUK
It is possible that both readings were true, but things changed.
this is very true
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 02, 2010, 07:42:24 PM
Well, if he likes you enough, he'll wait. If not, c'est la vie.
This
Ps could always give him a hint, a gift with a tag that says do not open til xmas
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 02, 2010, 06:51:43 PM
turns out Mr. Africa isn't actually ok just being friends for a while since he apparently really likes me.
That's because you're intelligent, compassionate, and a major hottie.
QuoteBut at this point I don't trust myself enough to actually be able to tell if someone is really a good person or not, and I need a break.
If you tell him you can't start dating right now but you'd love to give it a shot once you have you shit together, and he says, "okay," that's usually a positive sign that he's a good person.
So tell him and take your break - Either he's good and he'll be there when you're ready, or he's not, and he won't.
Win/win.
IAWTC
LMNO: I did, and he never responded. So my hopes aren't high but who knows.
I just made peace with the crazy drug addict ex boyfriend (drama llama) so he'll stop causing my friends drama, esp one friend in particular. And that one friend is probably not going to appreciate it one bit.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 05, 2010, 04:39:25 AM
LMNO: I did, and he never responded. So my hopes aren't high but who knows.
I just made peace with the crazy drug addict ex boyfriend (drama llama) so he'll stop causing my friends drama, esp one friend in particular. And that one friend is probably not going to appreciate it one bit.
Why?
as much as I love him he's a bit wimpy when it comes to standing up against drama. He's much more go with the flow. Plus yesterday he was quite huffy about the whole thing. Though I talked with him today and he was actually pretty happy about it after all! :)
:D Good.
my friend is being standoffish and stupid when I bought him a cute little pumpkin at the pumpkin patch today. I need to go give it to him but he's suddenly "busy".
ugh.
:sad:
I think I'm going to have to let my friend go, because he's just too big of a pussy to ever actually be with me. I have been trying all week to break my break from men for him, I've made up with the CRAZAY ex for him. As cute as he is, and as much as I like him, and he likes me, I am afraid I just have to let him go because he's never going to just man up and be with me even though he's liked me for years.
Which is depressing because all the times we've joked about running off to a drive thru wedding in vegas...I'd actually do it.
:|
friend is too much of a pussy to go out with me. Because it's against his group's "status quo".
I need to meet more men who aren't spineless bitches.
Perhaps I'll call Mr. Africa and see if he'll go out with me again.
YOU NEED BIG BLACK DICKS
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Calling Mr. Africa for sure then! Thanks Cram! :lulz: :fap:
sent him a message. I hope he understands.
Lizzay, your "break from men" lasted about as long as an average bathroom break. :lulz:
I'm like a coke addict. :lulz:
And I have a date with Mr. Africa on thursday. At least my taste seems to be improving...hopefully. :lulz: :x :lulz:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 20, 2010, 04:36:46 AM
I'm like a coke addict. :lulz:
And I have a date with Mr. Africa on thursday. At least my taste seems to be improving...hopefully. :lulz: :x :lulz:
Wasn't Mr Africa the one that got really handsy on date 2?
yeah, but if you follow my crazies we had a talk, and he felt bad for making me feel that way, and that he really likes me. We've actually gone out a few times since then and he's been sweet as hell.
ONCE YOU GO SOMETHING
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YOU KNOW THE RHYME
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BLACK DICKS RULE
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That's good to hear, Lizzay.
And :lulz: Cram!
GOD I HOPE SO CRAM
BLARFINGARF
WAS
STOOD
UP
MOTHERFUCKERS
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
That seems nearly inexplicable.
Dead or in jail are the only acceptable excuses.
"stuck at work"
I'm going to flay him like a fish. :argh!:
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on October 22, 2010, 05:52:59 AM
"stuck at work"
I'm going to flay him like a fish. :argh!:
Well... he IS a fireman, so that's a better excuse than it might otherwise be.
still in school for that. He has a regular day job till school ends this semester.