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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM

Title: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nast on July 01, 2010, 06:00:54 AM
Adramelech
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: President Television on July 01, 2010, 06:36:24 AM
Jareth. His crotch shall be ever blessed.

Speaking of BLESSED, there's also Brian.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 01, 2010, 06:47:53 AM
Name him Sigmatic.  No really! 

Or Javier.  I've never met a Javier who wasn't charming as hell.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Remington on July 01, 2010, 07:05:35 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.

I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
Probably.

I just like it.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Reeducation on July 01, 2010, 07:23:46 AM
Jupiter
Heman
Perkele
Paavo
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nast on July 01, 2010, 07:25:08 AM
Ooh, I like Paavo! It sounds like something you'd order from an Ikea catalog.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 07:42:50 AM
Roget
or
Webster

eta:
you should give him the middle name Orange
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 01, 2010, 07:45:19 AM
No
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: President Television on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who

Try to get him to go to medical school.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: PopeTom on July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2010, 08:18:36 AM
Yahweh
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
Btw, 'Zaph' means 'hidden/secret' and 'Od' means 'more' in hebrew.....



http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

'Jokin Zarranz' is a perfectly historical Basque name.  :evil:

This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2010, 09:36:37 AM
Ingvarr

Elijah
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult.

Ares Lemonrind!

(to stay with the martini garnishes for middle names)

QuoteI need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!

If Archer is not awesome enough, try Rocketlauncher or Flamethrower?

Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AMWho

Try to get him to go to medical school.

THIS!! :lulz:

I also approve of picking something from the IKEA catalog. EKTORP or something. That's my couch.

or hmm there's Arend [are-ind] and Arjen [are-ian], which are two dutch names that kinda sound like Ares. The first one is also the Dutch word for Eagle, btw.



Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who

Try to get him to go to medical school.
:lulz:
Quote from: PopeTom on July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
Only if he comes out with 2 heads.

Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Nice. I'll have to look through all of the Greek names after getting some sleep. Do you think I could slip Telemachus past my wife?  :fnord:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2010, 11:25:23 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.

The first part I noticed was the "Tekeli-li!" and I began to wonder just what kind of name you were suggesting. :lulz:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 12:53:37 PM
Nyarlathotep, aka The Crawling Chaos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyarlathotep)

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on July 01, 2010, 12:57:08 PM
Every time I named something Nyarlathotep, it broke or started to behave rather oddly very soon.

"Every time" being one computer I had to install at a job, and some old harddrive of mine. After that, I decided to stop meddling about with the names of Faceless Things that Cannot be Known.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2010, 01:23:40 PM
Zappa
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 01, 2010, 01:40:15 PM
Achilles.

Rowan.

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Richter on July 01, 2010, 02:41:24 PM
Iasonson

IIason

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:48:04 PM
Iason 2: Electric Boogaloo
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2010, 02:51:42 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who

Try to get him to go to medical school.
:lulz:
Quote from: PopeTom on July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
Only if he comes out with 2 heads.

Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/

This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Nice. I'll have to look through all of the Greek names after getting some sleep. Do you think I could slip Telemachus past my wife?  :fnord:

Screw Telemachus, go with Odysseus.

Or start working your way down the pantheon...Priapus if he's well endowed, of course.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Aliester

Washington Wabash

Spot

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:56:57 PM
Zachariah

Achilles

Killian

Mordenkainen
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:58:11 PM
Sagan

Mars

Terminator
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord

Lord Wabash the Third.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2010, 03:08:42 PM
Luke
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!

Siegfried
Alexander
Liam
Roland
Jim-Bob Jollie-Ray  (You are, after all, a Hoosier).
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 03:16:41 PM
Greg

Kerry

Paris

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2010, 03:17:28 PM
For good household wartime fun, you could name him Darius.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 03:17:38 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 01, 2010, 03:08:42 PM
Luke

:fuckmittens:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: The Wizard on July 01, 2010, 03:17:49 PM
Dashiel
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2010, 03:17:59 PM
Biff

Sully

Count
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 01, 2010, 05:01:13 PM
Elminster

Bigby

Raistlin
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on July 01, 2010, 05:03:41 PM
Odin
Loki
Huginn
Thor
Heimdall
Baldur
Braggi
Vidar

You know, if we're going for a god theme, here. :)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 01, 2010, 05:05:26 PM
Rasputin
Vladimir
Ludwig
Anaxos
Apelles
Scythas
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 01, 2010, 05:23:24 PM
I've always been partial to
Gilles, Basil, Melody, or Kathleen
a few of them are female names but maybe the little guy is just really secure in his sexuality
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 01, 2010, 05:26:57 PM
Walter Nigel Oabache.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 01, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
Iason,
have you seen this website?
it's fairly awesome.

http://www.babynamewizard.com/

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: The Wizard on July 01, 2010, 06:15:28 PM
Arturo

Donovan

Carrot
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Kurt Christ on July 01, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
I'm quite fond of the name Gabriel.
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
Perseus maybe?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on July 01, 2010, 06:32:45 PM
Sam-I-Am

Biped

Sentient

Thing 2
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Tax Credit II
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 01, 2010, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Tax Credit II

:lulz:

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Zyzyx on July 01, 2010, 07:59:10 PM
Bindusara Lemonzest
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 01, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
Heywood

And give him a middle name beginning with the letter U. 

Asking him to do stuff would require less words. 
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 01, 2010, 11:22:00 PM
Or, since your new son is Mason, maybe his can be Dixon?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:52:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 02:51:42 PM

Screw Telemachus, go with Odysseus.
Tempting...
QuoteOr start working your way down the pantheon...Priapus if he's well endowed, of course.
Well, judging by the ultrasounds so far he'll be a big hit with the ladies.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:53:15 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Washington Wabash
Wabash is in the running as a middle name since we both grew up extremely close to the river. It's hard to match with a first name though.

Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord

Lord Wabash the Third.
This might work though.  :digtbk:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
:argh!: NO Xs ALLOWED!!!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 02, 2010, 02:59:33 AM
Rocket.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 02, 2010, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
:argh!: NO Xs ALLOWED!!!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LETTER X????
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 03:03:51 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 01, 2010, 05:26:57 PM
Walter Nigel Ouabache.
The name Nigel has been brought up. It's probably in the top 5. You can be the godfather if that ends up being the name.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 03:07:50 AM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on July 01, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
That would be epic. I'll have to work that one into a discussion. And dude, I live in Indiana. There are no religiously educated Jews or Gnostics without 200 miles of this state.

QuotePerseus maybe?

She actually suggested this one today. I'm not opposed to it but it might become overused because of Percy Jackson.

Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 02, 2010, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
:argh!: NO Xs ALLOWED!!!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LETTER X????
Xs and Zs ARE BAD LUCK, FRED.THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY PRESCENCE!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 03:10:51 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Tax Credit II
:lulz: He'd have to change it after he turned 18 though.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on July 02, 2010, 03:25:48 AM
Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 02, 2010, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 02, 2010, 03:25:48 AM
Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly

Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 02, 2010, 03:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"

So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!

Funtimedeyah. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EoLTC0SdY)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ThatGreenGentleman on July 02, 2010, 04:45:29 AM
Raphael
Zach
Xavier
Paul
Owen
Tahrius
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: President Television on July 02, 2010, 05:07:26 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 02, 2010, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 02, 2010, 03:25:48 AM
Aaron

^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly

Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...

Speaking of which, Zorro is not a bad name itself.

Also, I'm pretty sure that when names are placed in alphabetical order, it's usually done by surnames. In my experience, anyway.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 02, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 08:23:16 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 02, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/2851814771_38b1ff5e57.jpg)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pæs on July 02, 2010, 09:09:23 AM
Citizen ab2bd8c0-85b0-11df-a4ee-0800200c9a66

FUTUREPROOF YOUR CHILD TODAY.

But really, just go with John.
After naming one child "Eris Olive", people are likely expecting the second name to be as fantastic.
Surprise and disappoint them.

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 12:45:32 PM
Jar-Jar
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 02, 2010, 12:57:21 PM
Switch it around, give him a Latin name.

Marcus Aurelius
Gaius Julius
Numerus Faustinus Secundus (Sooooooo documentable Roman, and it means Lucky Number Two!)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 02, 2010, 01:01:01 PM
whatever the second born's name is, he HAS to has a t-shirt saying "Eris is my big sister"
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 02, 2010, 02:09:23 PM
brother of eris-----

Martian

Martin
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on July 02, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Marvin
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 02, 2010, 02:20:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 02, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Marvin

trip, going the places I tyhought were a little too cheesy.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 02, 2010, 02:38:15 PM
you mean a little too Gaye....

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 02, 2010, 09:05:20 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 08:23:16 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 02, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/2851814771_38b1ff5e57.jpg)

Yes, I suggested that too:

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 01, 2010, 07:45:19 AM
No
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: PopeTom on July 02, 2010, 09:27:22 PM
How about Fhtagn?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 02, 2010, 10:23:28 PM
I like the name Metatron too.  No reason, really.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 03, 2010, 03:01:35 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 02, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Marvin
What could possibly go wrong?
               \
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/marvin.jpg)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: malvarma on July 03, 2010, 04:26:17 AM
I actually have a running list of odd words I thought would make nice names for boys.

Feel free to name your child:

* Sterno
* Cobalt
* Strabismus
* Plier
* Sanyo
* Potentiometer
* Umlaut
* Lupus
* Theobroma
* Cilantro
* Arduino
* Zyclon

I especially like Theobroma as it sounds like "Theo" but also "bro."
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 03, 2010, 05:55:43 AM
You would name your kid Zyclon?

Umm.  Christ, I hate to Godwin's Law someone so new, but

Do you know about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B
?

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pæs on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: NWC on July 03, 2010, 08:36:34 AM
Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Bruno on July 03, 2010, 10:51:53 AM
Hannibal
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on July 03, 2010, 04:14:00 PM
Quote from: NWC on July 03, 2010, 08:36:34 AM
Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

My god.

If I have another son, I would TOTALLY name him Vassilis.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 04, 2010, 04:14:03 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 02, 2010, 10:23:28 PM
I like the name Metatron too.  No reason, really.

Actually, any of the archangels would be pretty damn awesome. But without arguing angelic semantics about the divine choirs because no one can make up their mind where which goddamn angel goes, here's a list of some, seraphim, cherubim, powers, virtues, archangels, what not...

Metatron
Sandalphon
Gabriel
Michael
Raphael
Uzziel
Azrael (fallen or sometimes the Angel of Death, but in a good way, think Charon, Jason Lee, or the evil cat from the Smurfs.)
Jerimael
Raziel
Uriel
Zaphkael /Japhkiel

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 04, 2010, 06:04:27 AM
Quote from: NWC on July 03, 2010, 08:36:34 AM
Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

Damn.

I was going to suggest Hadron, but damn.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cain on July 04, 2010, 06:39:53 AM
Iason 2.0
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: fogukaup on July 04, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord

Lord Lenny
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
Link

Mario

Bubble Bobble
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 06, 2010, 03:03:22 PM
Quote from: fogukaup on July 04, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord

Lord Lenny

Lord Lemmy
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
Sargon
Romulus
Hrothgar
Ivan Iasonovich
Robespierre
Nebuchadnezzar
Cu Chulainn

Though, I must admit, Vassilis is going to be hard to beat after reading that link.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cain on July 06, 2010, 06:22:14 PM
Iack
Iared
Iackson
Iacob
Iames
Iake
Iarl

....

There may be a pattern developing here
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 06, 2010, 06:26:29 PM
King Buzzo

King Diamond

Larry King

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: NWC on July 06, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
Though, I must admit, Vassilis is going to be hard to beat after reading that link.

Yeah I wasn't joking about that, I want to name my (possible, in the distant-future) kid after that guy, and you totally should as well.

I think my girlfriend would be on-board, too if I proposed it, she's learning/speaks Greek. I think we would argue over the pronunciation though. To me he would be "va-SILL-iss", with an American accent, and to her he would be "vass-e-leesse" with a French accent.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 09:46:37 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?


Boy named Sue.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: NWC on July 06, 2010, 10:44:26 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?


I don't plan on living in an English speaking country any time soon, I tried to think of things it sounds like in French, but the closest thing is "smooth vassal", which is already far-fetched.

She just called though, and I asked her what she thought, and she said we could talk about it, but that if I choose a boy name she'd choose the name if we would have a girl. Penelope, eaugh. I always think of Penelope Pitstop, and then I think of armpits.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 06, 2010, 11:27:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
Mario
My daughter has suggested this many many times. I think she suggested Donkey Kong one time too.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pæs on July 08, 2010, 01:33:07 PM
Batman.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 01:54:13 PM
Hagar

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 08, 2010, 03:35:18 PM
Hagman
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 08, 2010, 05:45:20 PM
Villager
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 08, 2010, 05:51:29 PM
Shatner

come on, it would be awesome.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
I......pooped.....my pants.....Daddy. 

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 12, 2010, 08:00:16 AM
On Saturday I learned that I have anscetors named Edgar, Henry, Osian, Versia, and Jersey. Obviously none of those will be used (although I'm not completley opposed to Henry).
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
I knew a guy named Henry.  I think he was convicted with assault one time.

Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 12, 2010, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
No idea. Everyone always called him Ode.  :?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cain on July 12, 2010, 10:23:49 AM
Iwdyandfy would make a good name.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 12, 2010, 01:51:12 PM
The punner in me naturally likes Jersey. 

"Hey everybody, wanna see my New Jersey?"

Okay, well, I thin, it is funny. 
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 12, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
My older son is named Henry.
i like that it is a traditional name that doesn't get any stigma of being 'off-beat', 'made up', etc., but it is also not very common these days.
there definitely aren't any other Henrys in his class...
my second son, Theron, definitely gets more mispronunciations, requests to repeat his name, and 'huh...' responses than Henry does.  but it's also a family name, so fuckem.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 12, 2010, 07:04:50 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
I knew a guy named Henry.  I think he was convicted with assault one time.

Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?

http://www.pronouncenames.com/keyhelp.php?nameid=61275 (http://www.pronouncenames.com/keyhelp.php?nameid=61275)

that is correct pronounciation.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 12, 2010, 07:07:59 PM
LORD HUMONGOUS.

I mean, he's gonna live in that world anyway, why not give him a leg up?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 12, 2010, 07:16:18 PM
on that note

SHAT ALBERT
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2010, 07:17:56 PM
Call the kid "Shart"
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 03:19:35 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 12, 2010, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
No idea. Everyone always called him Ode.  :?

It's an anglicized version of the Gaelic name Oisin, which is pronounced "USH-een." There is also an accent mark over the second i.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Elder Iptuous on July 13, 2010, 08:23:10 PM
 :?
the accent is on the first syllable, but the mark is on the second?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on July 13, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 13, 2010, 08:23:10 PM
:?
the accent is on the first syllable, but the mark is on the second?

The accent mark affects the pronunciation of the vowel, not the stress (which is almost always on the first syllable).
If there were no accent mark there, it would be "USH-in" as opposed to "USH-een."
My name is Kevin (KEH-vin), which is also Caoimhin in Irish. There's an accent mark over the second i there too (Irish vowel combinations are weird, so we'll avoid that for now). But Caoimhin comes out kinda like KWEE-veen.

Yeah, you can imagine the jokes my Irish cousins made at my expense....
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go

http://www.behindthename.com/random/

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pope Pixie Pickle on July 13, 2010, 10:45:44 PM
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go

http://www.behindthename.com/random/



ARE YOU DoD HAGGIS/ HARRIS?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 13, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go

http://www.behindthename.com/random/



Oh my gawd :lulz:

"Aalekzander Perfect Hit Iron Jawhn Assassin"
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 03:04:16 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 13, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go

http://www.behindthename.com/random/



Oh my gawd :lulz:

"Aalekzander Perfect Hit Iron Jawhn Assassin"
I got Æsc Lupus   :?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 14, 2010, 05:32:14 AM
Ah well, I checked "kreatyve" and "pro wrestler".   :lol:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Michal on July 14, 2010, 10:10:06 AM
Alec, Drake, Dexter, Alexander ( call him Lex or Xander when he's older, depending on personality), DeLeon, Victor, Vincent, Lars, Malcolm, Perseus...

Also I second the notion of Javier, I've never met a Javi that wasn't charming as hell either.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2010, 11:07:51 AM
Alexander as a middle name...
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 11:33:19 AM
I like the name Alexander but we can't use it because there's already a little kind in my wife's family with that name. We are leaning towards Andrew right now (Drew or Andy for short). Boring but dependable, I guess.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
I know two Andrews.  Andy rocks.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!

Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 14, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!

Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)

There is such a thing?  I think my boy may need one of those too. 
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 14, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!

Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)

There is such a thing?  I think my boy may need one of those too.  
Eris had one but I don't know what happened to it. I don't remember where I got it. Might have been eBay or CafePress. Can't find it anymore. The best I can find is this:

http://bit.ly/aSArJE
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2010, 11:39:15 PM
Jacob also came to mind today, amidst Drew whom I was remiss to mention is also solid, and because AAron showed-up and "how to rear your ^ adult children" was on the counter...  :fnord: 
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: minuspace on July 14, 2010, 11:48:39 PM
and the kitty in the t-shirt will let him know of things to come ;-)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 16, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Dysnomia on July 16, 2010, 07:30:24 AM
with martini garnish middle name:
Oliver Twist



Zalgo


Eyjafjallajökull

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Dysnomia on July 16, 2010, 07:36:22 AM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.


(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-hugh-laurie-cat-scan.jpg)

IT'S NEVER LUPUS!


Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Michal on July 16, 2010, 11:02:31 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 16, 2010, 07:36:22 AM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.


(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-hugh-laurie-cat-scan.jpg)

IT'S NEVER LUPUS!

It was lupus, once.

[/Housefan]
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 16, 2010, 02:41:56 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 16, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?

:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

No! 


....Yes.  :oops:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on July 16, 2010, 06:28:27 PM
I still say go Roman/Latin names!

:argh!:

Marcus Germanicus Maximus!

Mark who kicked ass in Germania. SRSLY.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Michal on July 17, 2010, 03:36:37 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpCV2wgoxC8
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: BabylonHoruv on July 17, 2010, 03:44:30 AM
Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Requia ☣ on July 17, 2010, 04:38:11 AM
Orion.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on July 17, 2010, 05:40:23 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 17, 2010, 03:44:30 AM
Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?

Maxaclypse!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on July 17, 2010, 08:05:07 AM
Spot

Fido

Mittens
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Pæs on July 17, 2010, 08:42:57 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 17, 2010, 08:05:07 AM
Mittens
This.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 17, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
How about Bass?

Bass is a good name.  Get him a dog named Treble.  Epic.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on July 18, 2010, 03:00:12 AM
I think no matter what, you should give him the middle name "Danger"
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?

Danger Danger Oabache.  I like it.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on July 18, 2010, 11:28:47 PM
Johnny Dangerously Oubache
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: minuspace on July 19, 2010, 01:51:27 AM
Augustus Anger Thoroboros
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?

Danger Danger Oabache.  I like it.

Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on July 19, 2010, 05:04:30 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 17, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
How about Bass?

Bass is a good name.  Get him a dog named Treble.  Epic.
People around here would pronounce it like the fish.  :sad:

Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?

Danger Danger Oabache.  I like it.

Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
:lulz: WIN!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on July 19, 2010, 01:30:54 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?

Danger Danger Oabache.  I like it.

Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache


Thread over.  Rumckle wins.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 19, 2010, 03:11:03 PM
He'll be forever linked to a second-tier 80s hair band.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jasper on July 19, 2010, 05:45:26 PM
Quote from: RWHN on July 19, 2010, 03:11:03 PM
He'll be forever linked to a second-tier 80s hair band.

A fine fate for a fine young lad.

Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?

Danger Danger Oabache.  I like it.

Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache

So many damned mittens.  :lulz:

:mittens:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Sister_Gothique on July 20, 2010, 07:02:43 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Maximus is always a good one.

I'm quite fond of Lucian, myself.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on July 20, 2010, 07:04:09 PM
Caligula
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: NWC on July 21, 2010, 01:49:33 AM
Magnitogorsk
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 21, 2010, 06:17:58 AM
Quote from: NWC on July 21, 2010, 01:49:33 AM
Magnitogorsk

Gesundheit.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: NWC on July 21, 2010, 06:40:20 AM
It's a town or river in Russia, I forget which. Either way it sounds like an awesome place.

Or first born son.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 16, 2010, 05:41:47 AM
Less than 48 hours left and this kid still doesn't have a name. Help me, dammit!!!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 16, 2010, 05:43:38 AM
Lord of the Flies
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Salty on August 16, 2010, 05:49:29 AM
Percivle.
Ferdinand.
Wilhelm.
Wolfie.
Shwabash.
Quamash.
Hasslehoff.
Cort.

And I've seriously always liked Eli.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 17, 2010, 12:16:08 AM
Muhammad
Alim
Abdul
Hassan
Omar
Salman
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Rumckle on August 17, 2010, 02:22:39 AM
Loki
(or Lachlan and you can just call him Lachy for short)


'); DROP TABLE  (http://xkcd.com/327/)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cain on August 17, 2010, 02:52:26 AM
Georgio Juarez ibn Fahled Toshimura Kalishnakov
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: the last yatto on August 17, 2010, 05:47:40 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult.

Actually that. Can have an advange, being able to call them both at once.
And if you need one or the other, use the middle name.


Or use it as a middle name so
Maxwell Ares O...

:D
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Payne on August 17, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
Oh, here it is.

I nominated Iago in Open Bar, and I stand by it.

You wouldn't want to anger your Messiah by not choosing this name, would you?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 17, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
name it after me!!!

Daniel


or my middle name

Gilles


Do it.. you know you want to
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2010, 07:48:38 PM
I still say "Lord Humongous".
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2010, 07:52:18 PM
Eric.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on August 17, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Oh no, you didn't?  You did.   :lol:
Title: Re:
Post by: Suu on August 17, 2010, 10:52:20 PM
Priapus.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on August 17, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 17, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Oh no, you didn't?  You did.   :lol:

I figured only a handful here would get it, but that's enough for me.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 17, 2010, 11:10:11 PM
Ivan Drago

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:49:08 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 17, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
name it after me!!!

Daniel

Do it.. you know you want to
Considering my wife's name things would be very confusing.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 17, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
Oh, here it is.

I nominated Iago in Open Bar, and I stand by it.

You wouldn't want to anger your Messiah by not choosing this name, would you?

(http://www.aladdincentral.org/images/albums/clipart/iago.gif)

:?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 18, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.

Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Freeky on August 18, 2010, 03:01:08 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 18, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.

Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:


FUCK YEAH. LETS DO THIS THING.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 18, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.

Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:

Uh... you first.  :wink:
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 18, 2010, 03:23:34 AM
I always like the name Basil...  :?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Kai on August 18, 2010, 03:39:34 AM
ZALGO
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Brotep on August 18, 2010, 03:57:10 AM
Weltanschauung.

Congratulations!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 04:13:38 AM
HELLO, LADIES!!!

(http://i35.tinypic.com/xpr8xu.jpg)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on August 18, 2010, 05:18:32 AM
James Tiberius Ouabache.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on August 18, 2010, 05:22:41 AM
IASON KNOWS HOW BABBY FORMS!


NOW NAME HIM FRED
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on August 18, 2010, 06:15:22 AM
Congratulations!

How did the name shake out?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cain on August 18, 2010, 06:31:14 AM
Call him Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: the last yatto on August 18, 2010, 07:44:37 AM
Weltburger
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on August 18, 2010, 09:28:30 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on August 18, 2010, 05:22:41 AM
IASON KNOWS HOW BABBY FORMS!


NOW NAME HIM FRED

Yes. Freddy's a good name.

Frederick Iason OUabache the First

it sounds very classy.

and I'm sorry to hear about your radijsjes, Fred.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 01:07:11 PM
Name him Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2010, 01:19:06 PM
Congratulations. 

Beware, no matter what kind of awesome name you pick out for your son, somebody will find a way to turn it into a sickly cute sissy nick name. 

And it becomes even more difficult when it's your wife and she'd stomp you to the ground if you made fun of her for it.  ;)

Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on August 18, 2010, 02:33:45 PM
zappa

did we do that one already?


okay, Luke



no?

alright, that leaves Greg, Kerry, Robert, & Super Hands
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: LMNO on August 18, 2010, 02:41:59 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2010, 02:33:45 PM
Super Hands

Would that mean he would grow up to be "Mr Hands"?
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: AFK on August 18, 2010, 03:03:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 17, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 17, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Oh no, you didn't?  You did.   :lol:

I figured only a handful here would get it, but that's enough for me.

Well I did have a pleasant chuckle.  Good play sir.  Good play.  :)
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Brotep on August 18, 2010, 11:52:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 18, 2010, 01:07:11 PM
Name him Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

That was gonna be my second suggestion.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Cramulus on August 19, 2010, 12:13:35 AM
River



your last name is a river, right? it's perfect!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Iason Ouabache on August 19, 2010, 05:54:55 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2010, 12:13:35 AM
River



your last name is a river, right? it's perfect!
My online last name is a river (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabash_River). My real life last name means plain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain). Confusing, no?


Also, the winner is.... ME!  Ha ha!!  We decided to be very boring and use the name we decided on a long time ago: Andrew Lawrence. He's named after both of my grandfathers which makes my family very happy and my wife's family not so happy. Perseus and Marvin were both in the running but never made it above 4th place. Thanks everyone for playing along.
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
ZALGO? :(
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Jenne on August 19, 2010, 01:19:08 PM
Awww, little Andy.  :D  I like it.  And my brother was named for our grandfathers: James Lawrence.  It's a good pick!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Suu on August 19, 2010, 01:46:22 PM
Congrats to little Andrew Lawrence River-Plain!!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:36:40 PM
Free pun for Iason when it (inevitably) will be relevant some day soon:: You can't say "Andrew Lawrence" without saying "drool".
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Payne on August 19, 2010, 04:37:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:36:40 PM
Free pun for Iason when it (inevitably) will be relevant some day soon:: You can't say "Andrew Lawrence" without saying "drool".

YOU JUST RUINT A BABBYS NAME.

FOR SHAME!
Title: Re: Name Iason's First Born Son
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 19, 2010, 06:37:08 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
ZALGO? :(

I believe the correct spelling is Z͆́ͭͯͯͤ̓̒̄͊͊ͪ͂ͤ̒̚̚҉̀҉̢̯͚̭̘̻̞̻̦͉̲͈͇̬̬̳̮́A̧̧̢̯͎̲͔̳͖̳̥͙̟͕̦͍͖̙̼͔̾̇̇ͨ̇͛̿̀ͬ́ͧ̊̀̽͟ͅL̵̥͇͙͖̝̲̮̬̪͈̣̩͕ͦ̅ͬ͌̽̀̑ͩ̎̔͛ͣ̈́̒͘͠Gͯ͛̃̑̏̽͊͐̎̍̍̔͛̋͛ͭͥ̉̚҉̶̘̬̯̯͔̠̞̺͓͇̥͟ͅO̷ͤͤͣ̏͑̑̈̕͢͜͏͚̹̞̠̹͍̼̦͔͕̪͚