As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"
So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
Adramelech
Michael.
I dunno, I just like that name.
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.
I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
Jareth. His crotch shall be ever blessed.
Speaking of BLESSED, there's also Brian.
Name him Sigmatic. No really!
Or Javier. I've never met a Javier who wasn't charming as hell.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 06:28:04 AM
Quote from: Remington on July 01, 2010, 06:02:23 AM
Michael.
I dunno, I just like that name.
I'm sorry but the third most common male name in the United States would be the exact opposite of awesome.
Probably.
I just like it.
Jupiter
Heman
Perkele
Paavo
Ooh, I like Paavo! It sounds like something you'd order from an Ikea catalog.
Roget
or
Webster
eta:
you should give him the middle name Orange
No
Who
Try to get him to go to medical school.
Zaphod
Yahweh
Btw, 'Zaph' means 'hidden/secret' and 'Od' means 'more' in hebrew.....
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/
'Jokin Zarranz' is a perfectly historical Basque name. :evil:
This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Ingvarr
Elijah
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult.
Ares Lemonrind!
(to stay with the martini garnishes for middle names)
QuoteI need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"
So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
If Archer is not awesome enough, try Rocketlauncher or Flamethrower?
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AMWho
Try to get him to go to medical school.
THIS!! :lulz:
I also approve of picking something from the IKEA catalog. EKTORP or something. That's my couch.
or hmm there's Arend [are-ind] and Arjen [are-ian], which are two dutch names that kinda sound like Ares. The first one is also the Dutch word for Eagle, btw.
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who
Try to get him to go to medical school.
:lulz:
Quote from: PopeTom on July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
Only if he comes out with 2 heads.
Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/
This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Nice. I'll have to look through all of the Greek names after getting some sleep. Do you think I could slip Telemachus past my wife? :fnord:
Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/
This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
The first part I noticed was the "Tekeli-li!" and I began to wonder just what kind of name you were suggesting. :lulz:
Nyarlathotep, aka The Crawling Chaos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyarlathotep)
Every time I named something Nyarlathotep, it broke or started to behave rather oddly very soon.
"Every time" being one computer I had to install at a job, and some old harddrive of mine. After that, I decided to stop meddling about with the names of Faceless Things that Cannot be Known.
Zappa
Achilles.
Rowan.
Iasonson
IIason
Iason 2: Electric Boogaloo
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 11:11:11 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 01, 2010, 07:46:15 AM
Who
Try to get him to go to medical school.
:lulz:
Quote from: PopeTom on July 01, 2010, 08:14:34 AM
Zaphod
Only if he comes out with 2 heads.
Quote from: Telarus on July 01, 2010, 08:19:44 AM
http://tekeli.li/onomastikon/
This website is all spatted out by culture, but it's one of the best Name resources I've ever seen.
Nice. I'll have to look through all of the Greek names after getting some sleep. Do you think I could slip Telemachus past my wife? :fnord:
Screw Telemachus, go with Odysseus.
Or start working your way down the pantheon...Priapus if he's well endowed, of course.
Aliester
Washington Wabash
Spot
Zachariah
Achilles
Killian
Mordenkainen
Sagan
Mars
Terminator
Lord
Luke
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"
So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
Siegfried
Alexander
Liam
Roland
Jim-Bob Jollie-Ray (You are, after all, a Hoosier).
Greg
Kerry
Paris
For good household wartime fun, you could name him Darius.
Dashiel
Biff
Sully
Count
Xerxes!
Elminster
Bigby
Raistlin
Odin
Loki
Huginn
Thor
Heimdall
Baldur
Braggi
Vidar
You know, if we're going for a god theme, here. :)
Rasputin
Vladimir
Ludwig
Anaxos
Apelles
Scythas
I've always been partial to
Gilles, Basil, Melody, or Kathleen
a few of them are female names but maybe the little guy is just really secure in his sexuality
Walter Nigel Oabache.
Iason,
have you seen this website?
it's fairly awesome.
http://www.babynamewizard.com/
Arturo
Donovan
Carrot
I'm quite fond of the name Gabriel.
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
Perseus maybe?
Sam-I-Am
Biped
Sentient
Thing 2
Tax Credit II
Bindusara Lemonzest
Heywood
And give him a middle name beginning with the letter U.
Asking him to do stuff would require less words.
Or, since your new son is Mason, maybe his can be Dixon?
Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 02:51:42 PM
Screw Telemachus, go with Odysseus.
Tempting...
QuoteOr start working your way down the pantheon...Priapus if he's well endowed, of course.
Well, judging by the ultrasounds so far he'll be a big hit with the ladies.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 01, 2010, 02:54:00 PM
Washington Wabash
Wabash is in the running as a middle name since we both grew up extremely close to the river. It's hard to match with a first name though.
Quote from: Suu on July 01, 2010, 03:07:46 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on July 01, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Lord
Lord Wabash the Third.
This might work though. :digtbk:
Rocket.
Quote from: Nigel on July 01, 2010, 05:26:57 PM
Walter Nigel Ouabache.
The name Nigel has been brought up. It's probably in the top 5. You can be the godfather if that ends up being the name.
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on July 01, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
If you name him Samael, it is both close enough to Samuel and an obscure enough reference that I doubt many people catch on that he was named after the devil/the Gnostic Demiurge, but it may end up being troublesome for the kid if you're in an area with a lot of religiously educated Jews or Christians.
That would be epic. I'll have to work that one into a discussion. And dude, I live in Indiana. There are no religiously educated Jews or Gnostics without 200 miles of this state.
QuotePerseus maybe?
She actually suggested this one today. I'm not opposed to it but it might become overused because of Percy Jackson.
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 02, 2010, 03:03:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 02, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 01, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
Xerxes!
:argh!: NO Xs ALLOWED!!!
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LETTER X????
Xs and Zs ARE BAD LUCK, FRED.THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY PRESCENCE!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 06:55:19 PM
Tax Credit II
:lulz: He'd have to change it after he turned 18 though.
Aaron
^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly
Quote from: Cainad on July 02, 2010, 03:25:48 AM
Aaron
^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly
Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
As I've mentioned before my wife is pregnant and will deliver our son sometime during the month of August. We are completely at a loss for a name for this bouncing baby boy though. We need something epic to go along with his sister's name of Eris Olive. I know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult. I need something that stands out and makes people say, "Wow, that is an incredibly awesome name!"
So far at the top of our list is Andrew (yawn) and Archer (not awesome enough). I need suggestions. NOW!
Funtimedeyah. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55EoLTC0SdY)
Raphael
Zach
Xavier
Paul
Owen
Tahrius
Quote from: Iptuous on July 02, 2010, 03:34:41 AM
Quote from: Cainad on July 02, 2010, 03:25:48 AM
Aaron
^jump to the top of any alphabetized list based on first name, instantly
Which makes him the first boy to take off his shirt for the scoliosis check in grade school, while Zorro gets to spend the next 45 minutes macking on that sweet hotty, Yolanda...
Speaking of which, Zorro is not a bad name itself.
Also, I'm pretty sure that when names are placed in alphabetical order, it's usually done by surnames. In my experience, anyway.
Gutterbag
Spewfuck
Hymenhorn
Buttqueen
Anustron
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 02, 2010, 07:15:12 AM
Gutterbag
Spewfuck
Hymenhorn
Buttqueen
Anustron
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/2851814771_38b1ff5e57.jpg)
Citizen ab2bd8c0-85b0-11df-a4ee-0800200c9a66
FUTUREPROOF YOUR CHILD TODAY.
But really, just go with John.
After naming one child "Eris Olive", people are likely expecting the second name to be as fantastic.
Surprise and disappoint them.
Jar-Jar
Switch it around, give him a Latin name.
Marcus Aurelius
Gaius Julius
Numerus Faustinus Secundus (Sooooooo documentable Roman, and it means Lucky Number Two!)
whatever the second born's name is, he HAS to has a t-shirt saying "Eris is my big sister"
brother of eris-----
Martian
Martin
Marvin
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 02, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Marvin
trip, going the places I tyhought were a little too cheesy.
you mean a little too Gaye....
How about Fhtagn?
I like the name Metatron too. No reason, really.
Quote from: Triple Zero on July 02, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Marvin
What could possibly go wrong?
\
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/marvin.jpg)
I actually have a running list of odd words I thought would make nice names for boys.
Feel free to name your child:
* Sterno
* Cobalt
* Strabismus
* Plier
* Sanyo
* Potentiometer
* Umlaut
* Lupus
* Theobroma
* Cilantro
* Arduino
* Zyclon
I especially like Theobroma as it sounds like "Theo" but also "bro."
You would name your kid Zyclon?
Umm. Christ, I hate to Godwin's Law someone so new, but
Do you know about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B
?
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.
Vassilis
Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
Hannibal
Quote from: NWC on July 03, 2010, 08:36:34 AM
Vassilis
Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
My god.
If I have another son, I would TOTALLY name him Vassilis.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 02, 2010, 10:23:28 PM
I like the name Metatron too. No reason, really.
Actually, any of the archangels would be pretty damn awesome. But without arguing angelic semantics about the divine choirs because no one can make up their mind where which goddamn angel goes, here's a list of some, seraphim, cherubim, powers, virtues, archangels, what not...
Metatron
Sandalphon
Gabriel
Michael
Raphael
Uzziel
Azrael (fallen or sometimes the Angel of Death, but in a good way, think Charon, Jason Lee, or the evil cat from the Smurfs.)
Jerimael
Raziel
Uriel
Zaphkael /Japhkiel
Quote from: NWC on July 03, 2010, 08:36:34 AM
Vassilis
Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html
Damn.
I was going to suggest Hadron, but damn.
Iason 2.0
Link
Mario
Bubble Bobble
Sargon
Romulus
Hrothgar
Ivan Iasonovich
Robespierre
Nebuchadnezzar
Cu Chulainn
Though, I must admit, Vassilis is going to be hard to beat after reading that link.
Iack
Iared
Iackson
Iacob
Iames
Iake
Iarl
....
There may be a pattern developing here
King Buzzo
King Diamond
Larry King
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:50:19 PM
Though, I must admit, Vassilis is going to be hard to beat after reading that link.
Yeah I wasn't joking about that, I want to name my (possible, in the distant-future) kid after that guy, and you totally should as well.
I think my girlfriend would be on-board, too if I proposed it, she's learning/speaks Greek. I think we would argue over the pronunciation though. To me he would be "va-SILL-iss", with an American accent, and to her he would be "vass-e-leesse" with a French accent.
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?
Boy named Sue.
Quote from: Iptuous on July 06, 2010, 09:35:57 PM
he'd get Vasoline jokes in school, though, y'know?
I don't plan on living in an English speaking country any time soon, I tried to think of things it sounds like in French, but the closest thing is "smooth vassal", which is already far-fetched.
She just called though, and I asked her what she thought, and she said we could talk about it, but that if I choose a boy name she'd choose the name if we would have a girl. Penelope, eaugh. I always think of Penelope Pitstop, and then I think of armpits.
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
Mario
My daughter has suggested this many many times. I think she suggested Donkey Kong one time too.
Batman.
Hagar
Hagman
Villager
Shatner
come on, it would be awesome.
I......pooped.....my pants.....Daddy.
On Saturday I learned that I have anscetors named Edgar, Henry, Osian, Versia, and Jersey. Obviously none of those will be used (although I'm not completley opposed to Henry).
I knew a guy named Henry. I think he was convicted with assault one time.
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
No idea. Everyone always called him Ode. :?
Iwdyandfy would make a good name.
The punner in me naturally likes Jersey.
"Hey everybody, wanna see my New Jersey?"
Okay, well, I thin, it is funny.
My older son is named Henry.
i like that it is a traditional name that doesn't get any stigma of being 'off-beat', 'made up', etc., but it is also not very common these days.
there definitely aren't any other Henrys in his class...
my second son, Theron, definitely gets more mispronunciations, requests to repeat his name, and 'huh...' responses than Henry does. but it's also a family name, so fuckem.
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
I knew a guy named Henry. I think he was convicted with assault one time.
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
http://www.pronouncenames.com/keyhelp.php?nameid=61275 (http://www.pronouncenames.com/keyhelp.php?nameid=61275)
that is correct pronounciation.
LORD HUMONGOUS.
I mean, he's gonna live in that world anyway, why not give him a leg up?
on that note
SHAT ALBERT
Call the kid "Shart"
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 12, 2010, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 12, 2010, 08:50:02 AM
Incidentally, how is Osian pronounced?
No idea. Everyone always called him Ode. :?
It's an anglicized version of the Gaelic name Oisin, which is pronounced "USH-een." There is also an accent mark over the second i.
:?
the accent is on the first syllable, but the mark is on the second?
Quote from: Iptuous on July 13, 2010, 08:23:10 PM
:?
the accent is on the first syllable, but the mark is on the second?
The accent mark affects the pronunciation of the vowel, not the stress (which is almost always on the first syllable).
If there were no accent mark there, it would be "USH-in" as opposed to "USH-een."
My name is Kevin (KEH-vin), which is also Caoimhin in Irish. There's an accent mark over the second i there too (Irish vowel combinations are weird, so we'll avoid that for now). But Caoimhin comes out kinda like KWEE-veen.
Yeah, you can imagine the jokes my Irish cousins made at my expense....
Random is the only way to go
http://www.behindthename.com/random/
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go
http://www.behindthename.com/random/
ARE YOU DoD HAGGIS/ HARRIS?
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go
http://www.behindthename.com/random/
Oh my gawd :lulz:
"Aalekzander Perfect Hit Iron Jawhn Assassin"
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 13, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Quote from: HaggisFY on July 13, 2010, 09:15:52 PM
Random is the only way to go
http://www.behindthename.com/random/
Oh my gawd :lulz:
"Aalekzander Perfect Hit Iron Jawhn Assassin"
I got Æsc Lupus :?
Ah well, I checked "kreatyve" and "pro wrestler". :lol:
Alec, Drake, Dexter, Alexander ( call him Lex or Xander when he's older, depending on personality), DeLeon, Victor, Vincent, Lars, Malcolm, Perseus...
Also I second the notion of Javier, I've never met a Javi that wasn't charming as hell either.
Alexander as a middle name...
I like the name Alexander but we can't use it because there's already a little kind in my wife's family with that name. We are leaning towards Andrew right now (Drew or Andy for short). Boring but dependable, I guess.
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
I know two Andrews. Andy rocks.
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)
There is such a thing? I think my boy may need one of those too.
Quote from: RWHN on July 14, 2010, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 14, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 14, 2010, 02:03:23 PM
Alexander Ahmed is my 1st kid...he hates his middle name, but it's his dad's second name, so we used it, as incongruous as it seems.
Andrew is my middle name as well as my uncle and grandfather's middle name. He will be the last hope to carry on my dad's family's last name since none of his 6 brothers bothered having sons, so NO PRESSURE!
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
I am liking this idea. I need to find the kid a Radiohead onesie. ;)
There is such a thing? I think my boy may need one of those too.
Eris had one but I don't know what happened to it. I don't remember where I got it. Might have been eBay or CafePress. Can't find it anymore. The best I can find is this:
http://bit.ly/aSArJE
Jacob also came to mind today, amidst Drew whom I was remiss to mention is also solid, and because AAron showed-up and "how to rear your ^ adult children" was on the counter... :fnord:
and the kitty in the t-shirt will let him know of things to come ;-)
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
with martini garnish middle name:
Oliver Twist
Zalgo
Eyjafjallajökull
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-hugh-laurie-cat-scan.jpg)
IT'S NEVER LUPUS!
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 16, 2010, 07:36:22 AM
Quote from: Ferka Zarco on July 03, 2010, 06:24:06 AM
Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/celebrity-pictures-hugh-laurie-cat-scan.jpg)
IT'S NEVER LUPUS!
It was lupus, once.
[/Housefan]
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 16, 2010, 07:10:59 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 14, 2010, 07:44:37 PM
Put Andrew on the birth cert, but tell him his real name is 'Android', but they just call him Andy for short.
Wait a minute... Android and Eris? You were trying to make a subtle joke about HTC phones, weren't you?
:argh!: :argh!: :argh!:
No!
....Yes. :oops:
I still say go Roman/Latin names!
:argh!:
Marcus Germanicus Maximus!
Mark who kicked ass in Germania. SRSLY.
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpCV2wgoxC8
Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?
Orion.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on July 17, 2010, 03:44:30 AM
Has anyone said Malaclypse yet?
Maxaclypse!
Spot
Fido
Mittens
How about Bass?
Bass is a good name. Get him a dog named Treble. Epic.
I think no matter what, you should give him the middle name "Danger"
What about first and middle?
Danger Danger Oabache. I like it.
Johnny Dangerously Oubache
Augustus Anger Thoroboros
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?
Danger Danger Oabache. I like it.
Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 17, 2010, 08:12:28 PM
How about Bass?
Bass is a good name. Get him a dog named Treble. Epic.
People around here would pronounce it like the fish. :sad:
Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?
Danger Danger Oabache. I like it.
Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
:lulz: WIN!
Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?
Danger Danger Oabache. I like it.
Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
Thread over. Rumckle wins.
He'll be forever linked to a second-tier 80s hair band.
Quote from: RWHN on July 19, 2010, 03:11:03 PM
He'll be forever linked to a second-tier 80s hair band.
A fine fate for a fine young lad.
Quote from: Rumckle on July 19, 2010, 01:53:26 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 18, 2010, 03:49:59 AM
What about first and middle?
Danger Danger Oabache. I like it.
Danger Danger "High Voltage" Ouabache
So many damned mittens. :lulz:
:mittens:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 17, 2010, 02:49:20 AM
My wife has an ancient cousin whose name is Max. If he kicks the bucket before the baby is born then we kinda have to use it. I think I can talk her into Maximus or Maxwell.
Maximus is always a good one.
I'm quite fond of Lucian, myself.
Caligula
Magnitogorsk
It's a town or river in Russia, I forget which. Either way it sounds like an awesome place.
Or first born son.
Less than 48 hours left and this kid still doesn't have a name. Help me, dammit!!!
Lord of the Flies
Percivle.
Ferdinand.
Wilhelm.
Wolfie.
Shwabash.
Quamash.
Hasslehoff.
Cort.
And I've seriously always liked Eli.
Muhammad
Alim
Abdul
Hassan
Omar
Salman
Loki
(or Lachlan and you can just call him Lachy for short)
'); DROP TABLE (http://xkcd.com/327/)
Georgio Juarez ibn Fahled Toshimura Kalishnakov
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on July 01, 2010, 05:58:19 AM
know, Ares would be the obvious choice but the names sound too similar and would make yelling at/for them too difficult.
Actually that. Can have an advange, being able to call them both at once.
And if you need one or the other, use the middle name.
Or use it as a middle name so
Maxwell Ares O...
:D
Oh, here it is.
I nominated Iago in Open Bar, and I stand by it.
You wouldn't want to anger your Messiah by not choosing this name, would you?
name it after me!!!
Daniel
or my middle name
Gilles
Do it.. you know you want to
I still say "Lord Humongous".
Eric.
Oh no, you didn't? You did. :lol:
Priapus.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 17, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Oh no, you didn't? You did. :lol:
I figured only a handful here would get it, but that's enough for me.
Ivan Drago
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 17, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
name it after me!!!
Daniel
Do it.. you know you want to
Considering my wife's name things would be very confusing.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 17, 2010, 07:37:30 PM
Oh, here it is.
I nominated Iago in Open Bar, and I stand by it.
You wouldn't want to anger your Messiah by not choosing this name, would you?
(http://www.aladdincentral.org/images/albums/clipart/iago.gif)
:?
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.
Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:
Quote from: Kingderp on August 18, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.
Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:
FUCK YEAH. LETS DO THIS THING.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 18, 2010, 02:58:00 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 18, 2010, 02:56:22 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 18, 2010, 02:50:28 AM
I still vote for Vassilis. that dude was a badass.
That name would be impossible for any mere mortal to live up to. Only one person that badass is allowed to exist on this planet at once.
Then your mission is clear. You must kill the most badass person on earth.
LETS ROCK
:putin:
Uh... you first. :wink:
I always like the name Basil... :?
ZALGO
Weltanschauung.
Congratulations!
HELLO, LADIES!!!
(http://i35.tinypic.com/xpr8xu.jpg)
James Tiberius Ouabache.
IASON KNOWS HOW BABBY FORMS!
NOW NAME HIM FRED
Congratulations!
How did the name shake out?
Call him Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius
Weltburger
Quote from: FredleySneijder on August 18, 2010, 05:22:41 AM
IASON KNOWS HOW BABBY FORMS!
NOW NAME HIM FRED
Yes. Freddy's a good name.
Frederick Iason OUabache the First
it sounds very classy.
and I'm sorry to hear about your radijsjes, Fred.
Name him Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Congratulations.
Beware, no matter what kind of awesome name you pick out for your son, somebody will find a way to turn it into a sickly cute sissy nick name.
And it becomes even more difficult when it's your wife and she'd stomp you to the ground if you made fun of her for it. ;)
zappa
did we do that one already?
okay, Luke
no?
alright, that leaves Greg, Kerry, Robert, & Super Hands
Quote from: Cramulus on August 18, 2010, 02:33:45 PM
Super Hands
Would that mean he would grow up to be "Mr Hands"?
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 17, 2010, 11:08:05 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 17, 2010, 08:40:32 PM
Oh no, you didn't? You did. :lol:
I figured only a handful here would get it, but that's enough for me.
Well I did have a pleasant chuckle. Good play sir. Good play. :)
Quote from: Doktor Alphapance on August 18, 2010, 01:07:11 PM
Name him Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
That was gonna be my second suggestion.
River
your last name is a river, right? it's perfect!
Quote from: Cramulus on August 19, 2010, 12:13:35 AM
River
your last name is a river, right? it's perfect!
My online last name is a river (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabash_River). My real life last name means plain (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain). Confusing, no?
Also, the winner is.... ME! Ha ha!! We decided to be very boring and use the name we decided on a long time ago: Andrew Lawrence. He's named after both of my grandfathers which makes my family very happy and my wife's family not so happy. Perseus and Marvin were both in the running but never made it above 4th place. Thanks everyone for playing along.
ZALGO? :(
Awww, little Andy. :D I like it. And my brother was named for our grandfathers: James Lawrence. It's a good pick!
Congrats to little Andrew Lawrence River-Plain!!
Free pun for Iason when it (inevitably) will be relevant some day soon:: You can't say "Andrew Lawrence" without saying "drool".
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 04:36:40 PM
Free pun for Iason when it (inevitably) will be relevant some day soon:: You can't say "Andrew Lawrence" without saying "drool".
YOU JUST RUINT A BABBYS NAME.
FOR SHAME!
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 19, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
ZALGO? :(
I believe the correct spelling is Z͆́ͭͯͯͤ̓̒̄͊͊ͪ͂ͤ̒̚̚҉̀҉̢̯͚̭̘̻̞̻̦͉̲͈͇̬̬̳̮́A̧̧̢̯͎̲͔̳͖̳̥͙̟͕̦͍͖̙̼͔̾̇̇ͨ̇͛̿̀ͬ́ͧ̊̀̽͟ͅL̵̥͇͙͖̝̲̮̬̪͈̣̩͕ͦ̅ͬ͌̽̀̑ͩ̎̔͛ͣ̈́̒͘͠Gͯ͛̃̑̏̽͊͐̎̍̍̔͛̋͛ͭͥ̉̚҉̶̘̬̯̯͔̠̞̺͓͇̥͟ͅO̷ͤͤͣ̏͑̑̈̕͢͜͏͚̹̞̠̹͍̼̦͔͕̪͚