Name Iason's First Born Son

[Elder Iptuous]

you mean a little too Gaye....

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Gutterbag

Spewfuck

Hymenhorn 

Buttqueen

Anustron

Yes, I suggested that too:

No

[PopeTom]

How about Fhtagn?

[Jasper]

I like the name Metatron too.  No reason, really.

[Iason Ouabache]

Marvin

What could possibly go wrong?
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[malvarma]

I actually have a running list of odd words I thought would make nice names for boys.

Feel free to name your child:

* Sterno
* Cobalt
* Strabismus
* Plier
* Sanyo
* Potentiometer
* Umlaut
* Lupus
* Theobroma
* Cilantro
* Arduino
* Zyclon

I especially like Theobroma as it sounds like "Theo" but also "bro."

[Jasper]

You would name your kid Zyclon?

Umm.  Christ, I hate to Godwin's Law someone so new, but

Do you know about
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyklon_B
?

[Pæs]

Potentiometer and Lupus are pretty good, though.

[NWC]

Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

[Bruno]

Hannibal

[Freeky]

Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

My god.

If I have another son, I would TOTALLY name him Vassilis.

[Suu]

I like the name Metatron too.  No reason, really.

Actually, any of the archangels would be pretty damn awesome. But without arguing angelic semantics about the divine choirs because no one can make up their mind where which goddamn angel goes, here's a list of some, seraphim, cherubim, powers, virtues, archangels, what not...

Metatron
Sandalphon
Gabriel
Michael
Raphael
Uzziel
Azrael (fallen or sometimes the Angel of Death, but in a good way, think Charon, Jason Lee, or the evil cat from the Smurfs.)
Jerimael
Raziel
Uriel
Zaphkael /Japhkiel

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Vassilis

Real men are named after this guy: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/paleokostas.html

Damn.

I was going to suggest Hadron, but damn.

[Cain]

Iason 2.0

[fogukaup]

Lord

Lord Lenny