Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 09:21:03 PM

Title: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 09:21:03 PM
I need to prank Mr. Language, and I need ideas that will be easy to implement, subtle, and cumulative. It ought to be something that won't immediately make him think he's being pranked, but will puzzle him, preferably over the course of a month.

Something along the lines of Cram's paperclip prank would be good, but I'm not sure what I can put in his house that will have that cumulative effect without being noticeably out of place.

Maybe I could hide things in his books? I have thought about slipping strange items into his fridge and cupboards, but since he has a housemate I don't think it would become evident or be funny unless there was a theme to it.

Help!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 09:22:51 PM
Leave lists of seemingly unrelated objects in his books.

Or ransom notes for pets he doesn't have.

Or I could whip up an apparently very old map to the Lost Dutchman Mine.  I've become very good at aging paper.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 09:29:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 09:22:51 PM
Leave lists of seemingly unrelated objects in his books.

Or ransom notes for pets he doesn't have.

Or I could whip up an apparently very old map to the Lost Dutchman Mine.  I've become very good at aging paper.

The first and last! I love this! Yes please! I will commence listmaking today.

Anyone who wants to send me a strange handwritten list or note, they will be gratefully accepted... PM me for address if you don't already have it

GAME ON!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Jasper on July 07, 2010, 09:32:17 PM
Leave Baudot code papers around his house.

There should be clues as to which page they match to, and perhaps layers of hints in multiple Baudot code papers.

ETA:  I mean whatever it's called when a sheet of paper has holes in it to show a message when held up to a page of text.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Cramulus on July 07, 2010, 09:35:02 PM
Coordinate "found objects" with text messages from ohdontforget.com. He receives texts which suggest where in his house to find things. And then some of the texts don't actually lead to anything, leaving him with a sense of impending weirdness that just hasn't hit yet.

If you time it right, he will receive anonymous texts while you're actually with him, removing you as a possible culprit.  (dicey: the texts do contain the website URL, but will not reveal who sent them via the website)

other long term ideas:

plant seeds in his yard

mist objects in his house with a certain perfume or cologne, leading him to wonder what that smell is and where it's coming from

use postful.com to send him postcards with pictures of his stuff... or pictures of himself sleeping
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Jasper on July 07, 2010, 09:37:22 PM
:lulz:  That last one!

WHAT ABOUT mixing pictures of him with the Baudot code idea?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 09:45:50 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 09:29:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 09:22:51 PM
Leave lists of seemingly unrelated objects in his books.

Or ransom notes for pets he doesn't have.

Or I could whip up an apparently very old map to the Lost Dutchman Mine.  I've become very good at aging paper.

The first and last! I love this! Yes please! I will commence listmaking today.

Anyone who wants to send me a strange handwritten list or note, they will be gratefully accepted... PM me for address if you don't already have it

GAME ON!

I'll get the map started.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Jasper on July 07, 2010, 09:47:32 PM
Ooh ooh!  Get black and yellow markers and put a batman beacon in his fridge light!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 07, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
I'm really anal, so I have probably every receipt I've gotten in the last few weeks, want me to start mailing them to you for you to leave around the house?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 10:01:51 PM
Ooh oooh ooooh! These are all good!

I like the idea of saturating his home with increasing levels of weirdness.

Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 10:02:54 PM
He has a housemate, so a lot of subtle stuff will simply be dismissed without notice. Receipts from another state that neither of them have visited might be noticed, though... I will PM you my address!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: -Kel- on July 07, 2010, 10:06:52 PM
get photos of other cities and write on the back of the them....."2pm on 7/18/10" or "me Herbert at 2pm on 7/18/10"

past dates work even better.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
Anybody want to mail me strange photos of their town? Preferably with odd note included...
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 10:35:02 PM
Quote from: -Kel- on July 07, 2010, 10:06:52 PM
get photos of other cities and write on the back of the them....."2pm on 7/18/10" or "me Herbert at 2pm on 7/18/10"

past dates work even better.

Future dates are best.

I think I can come up with something here.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 10:35:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 10:10:34 PM
Anybody want to mail me strange photos of their town? Preferably with odd note included...

YES.  I've been meaning to get the City back under my feet, anyway.

Horrible pics in about a week or so.  Disposable cameras ftw.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 07, 2010, 10:43:00 PM
ITT, Nigel does Tucson's work and brings the Weird back to Mr.Language. :lulz:

I have some photos, Nigel! Please to PM address?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Chairman Risus on July 07, 2010, 11:07:01 PM
From the Office of the Bandarlog Society
Nigel-
I'll try to contribute. You haven't changed addresses?
Risus
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:11:50 PM
You could also put him on the mailing list.

My head is currently a very filthy birdcage.  The results would be horrifying.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address.  :lulz:

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address.  :lulz:

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!
Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:29:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address.  :lulz:

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!
Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   :lulz:

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  :lulz: Luckily, he already has a good therapist.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:30:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:29:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address.  :lulz:

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!
Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   :lulz:

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  :lulz: Luckily, he already has a good therapist.

He's going to need it.  2 pager, being formulated as we speak.

It would be funnier if you don't warn him.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:30:41 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:29:20 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 07, 2010, 11:27:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 11:24:47 PM
OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address.  :lulz:

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!
Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   :lulz:

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  :lulz: Luckily, he already has a good therapist.

He's going to need it.  2 pager, being formulated as we speak.

It would be funnier if you don't warn him.

Oh, he will receive no warning.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Cramulus on July 08, 2010, 01:07:16 AM
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Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Rumckle on July 09, 2010, 07:17:36 AM
Hmm, I may be able to get you some Aussie photos, I'll see what I can dig up.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 09, 2010, 07:45:44 AM
Rad! :D
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 04:30:05 PM
Will mail the letter tomorrow morning, and will take horrible pics of Tucson this Sunday.

Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 10, 2010, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 07, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
I'm really anal, so I have probably every receipt I've gotten in the last few weeks, want me to start mailing them to you for you to leave around the house?


How can you get rid of receipts!! I have a drawer of receipts that go back to who knows when.

Also- this thread is awesome. if i can find shit to send you, (photos of my town, weird orlando shit) i will.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2010, 03:27:46 AM
Horrible mail sent.  Mr Language should receive it Tuesday or Wednesday. 

Disposable camera purchased.  Pics to follow in one week.

Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:23:25 AM
Oh my god fucking YES! Holy shit you guys.

Either he will fall madly in love, or he will run in terror, or he will turn out to have been a spore of Tucson all along, sent to Portland to find me and bring me "home".
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.

:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2010, 05:48:35 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.


I'll bet he did.

Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysnomia on July 10, 2010, 08:11:47 PM
small cones in random places around the house.  Or in the passenger seat of his car?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
We talk about cones all the time... he would know!  :lulz:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysnomia on July 10, 2010, 08:47:29 PM
point.


how about placing small plastic horsies (the kind you get at the dollar store) in random places around his place.  In drawers, etc.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 11, 2010, 05:21:01 AM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 08:33:35 PM
We talk about cones all the time... he would know!  :lulz:

Got the camera.  Going to spend Sunday taking pictures.  I already have some ideas of what, and disturbing captions to be written on the back.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: BadBeast on July 11, 2010, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.


:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.

How about an official looking email from Zambia England, telling him that the four six rescued Lemurs Badger cubs he ordered adopted from the 'Friends of the Hedgerow' Rescue Project, are in the holding pens at LusakaGatwick Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, and their Microchip details, because the Zambian Customs Department Ministry of Agriculture, Foods, and Fisheries, won't allow them out of quarantine without confirmation of their Bovine TB free status.

Inspired (in part) by this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOnev9DGK_Q
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 11, 2010, 03:56:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:46:20 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 10, 2010, 01:57:44 PM
How about an official looking email from Zambia, telling him that the four Lemurs he ordered from the Mahajanga Lemur Rescue Project are in the holding pens at Lusaka Airport, and can he post a copy of their innocculation papers, because the Zambian Customs Department won't allow them out of quarantine without them.

:lulz:

It would be even better if it was a registered letter. Do we know anyone in Zambia?

So this morning Mr. Language has admitted to being a Tucson Spore sent to find me and bring me to the Holy Land. He advised me not to listen to Roger's half-truths and misdirections about the nature of Tucson.


Saw this coming as soon as you said he was from here.

YOU HEAR THAT PORTLAND? WE"RE TAKING NIGEL FROM YOU! :lulz:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2010, 04:06:18 PM
SO SO SO SO SO

Mr. Language got his letter yesterday. :lulz: He came over last night (to talk about what I was so furious about) and the first words out of his mouth were "I got a letter from your friend Roger today".

I was so startled by that (because it was not supposed to come from Roger!) that it COMPLETELY threw him off the track, and now he's thinking it really did come from an anonymous, mysterious entity with whom I have only marginal contact, and is theorizing that an old Discordian friend of his he hasn't seen for 20 years might be involved.

He mentioned the Cult of the Black Madonna, and I immediately jumped on that, asking him if he knew anything about it, which seemed to throw him off even more. Then he mentioned a shrine that exists somewhere outside of South Tucson, which is a shrine for the unredeemable... people who have fucked up so badly they are beyond hope. I can't remember the name of it now but it seems like something Dok would know about.

Overall, I think it worked.  :lulz:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 15, 2010, 04:16:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 15, 2010, 04:06:18 PM
SO SO SO SO SO

Mr. Language got his letter yesterday. :lulz: He came over last night (to talk about what I was so furious about) and the first words out of his mouth were "I got a letter from your friend Roger today".

I was so startled by that (because it was not supposed to come from Roger!) that it COMPLETELY threw him off the track, and now he's thinking it really did come from an anonymous, mysterious entity with whom I have only marginal contact, and is theorizing that an old Discordian friend of his he hasn't seen for 20 years might be involved.

He mentioned the Cult of the Black Madonna, and I immediately jumped on that, asking him if he knew anything about it, which seemed to throw him off even more. Then he mentioned a shrine that exists somewhere outside of South Tucson, which is a shrine for the unredeemable... people who have fucked up so badly they are beyond hope. I can't remember the name of it now but it seems like something Dok would know about.

Overall, I think it worked.  :lulz:
:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 15, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
OK so, facts I have given him so far (managing to not actually lie!) are that the author of the letter (not using the full name because this is Googlable) may at this point be more of a title than a name; that an H. Howl died in Chicago in 2008 (I think I got that right) but that another one surfaced in January of this year. I said that he/they may or may not be the leader of a fairly large cabal, and that there are countless Discordians in Tucson.

He is really, really good at picking up on my mood/vibe/whatever, so he may already think I'm bullshitting... also I am a terrible liar in general, so I have to stick to facts as best I know them or I'll just fall apart.

This is fun! :lulz: I can't wait until the pics start arriving... planting them in his house is going to be GREAT!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Jasper on July 15, 2010, 11:59:46 PM
That's hilarious! 

Incidentally, how much did he know about the cult of Black Madonna?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 01:11:44 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 15, 2010, 11:59:46 PM
That's hilarious! 

Incidentally, how much did he know about the cult of Black Madonna?

Nothing at all!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 08:52:30 AM
From chat tonight. There are a couple of places where you can pretty much SEE the hamster wheels of my brain spinning, but I think I came out of it ok... I can't lie for shit, but I can deflect like a motherfucker!
:lulz:


11:35pm Me
You could have lived with FAME!

11:35pm P
oh, dude, when you came into my life, fame was assured!

the trick is just to not let it go to my head, you know.

11:36pm Me
Yes, especially considering

11:37pm P
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING the tendency towards aggression

11:37pm Me
ARROGANCE

11:37pm P
as directly accused by dr. hamish howl

11:38pm Me
Oh, that's right; people other than me exist!

So wait, what? He called you aggressive?

Can I read the letter?

11:38pm P
E's theory is the letter didn't even come from tucson.. the postmark is blurred

she thinks it's you.

11:38pm Me
You mentioned hipster-beating

11:38pm P
right, the hipster beating

11:38pm Me
Well, she is incorrect

11:38pm P
the funny thing, K...

i have already proven that YOU KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE LETTER!

you gave yourself away

11:39pm Me
I know what you told me

11:41pm P
yeah, i can't take it any further.. i was trying to flush you out.. but i know you didn't write it.

all those discordians write like YOU tho!

oh, look! almost bedtime!

11:41pm Me
Well, when you set a good example...

11:41pm P
lol

11:41pm Me
So can I read it?

11:41pm P
so, you run the org, then, huh?

can i read it, she says..

11:41pm Me
Certainly not!

I wouldn't be caught dead in charge of anything but my own life

11:42pm P
insubordination! to claim that YOU run a leaderless org!

unspeakable!

yes, of course you can read it!

11:42pm Me
Thanks. :):)

11:43pm P
will you explain what you know, and what you find confusing?

i can't make you promise, it's a friendly request

11:43pm Me
I do not know the contents of the letter beyond the form of my request

11:44pm P
you mean, to me, or to the "org"

11:45pm Me
to the "org"

11:46pm P
oh! you did request!

11:46pm Me
I nominated you

11:46pm P
cool, after you read it, just fill me in on what makes sense

yes, it said you did

11:46pm Me
ok!

11:46pm P
read it
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:17:14 PM
You want a digital copy?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
Not until after he shows me... it has to genuinely be new to me when I read it, I won't be able to fake it!

I would say that so far, this has gone even better than planned.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:33:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:31:13 PM
Not until after he shows me... it has to genuinely be new to me when I read it, I won't be able to fake it!

I would say that so far, this has gone even better than planned.

Hmmm...Perhaps a follow up of some kind is in order?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!

NICE.

I was thinking of having Freeky and Manubu write him while you're here.  Pic could be included.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:43:33 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 05:39:24 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:38:19 PM
I think that would be perfect... after Tucson. When he has almost forgotten.

Especially if you have some way of getting a plant to take a picture of the three of us together, from a distance, in a public place, and mail that along with it.

I'm all about upping the creepy ante!

NICE.

I was thinking of having Freeky and Manubu write him while you're here.  Pic could be included.

Ooooh!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
I could go the hysterical "GOT TO GET A WARNING MESSAGE OUT" route,  if that would add to the legitimateness.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 16, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Or an anonymous letter from a completely deranged female halfway across the country from both of you is always an option, just let me know  :wink:

One that says, I know this man has contacted you, it is imperative for your sanity that YOU DO NOT ..... and so on?   :lulz:

Or, what if I send one, and Suu sends one and get one from FL and like that too....  We could even send the same letter, just handwrite it ourselves or something not sure, the options can be so terrible and wonderful all at once.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 16, 2010, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 10, 2010, 03:19:33 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 07, 2010, 09:50:01 PM
I'm really anal, so I have probably every receipt I've gotten in the last few weeks, want me to start mailing them to you for you to leave around the house?


How can you get rid of receipts!! I have a drawer of receipts that go back to who knows when.

Also- this thread is awesome. if i can find shit to send you, (photos of my town, weird orlando shit) i will.

Well, I will admit, I kept most of them because I'm insane like that and got all nervous about letting them go  :lulz:

I actually have boxes of them dating back to 2006 when I first moved up here!  Damn how OCD is that?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on July 16, 2010, 06:17:53 PM
Or an anonymous letter from a completely deranged female halfway across the country from both of you is always an option, just let me know  :wink:



Or a letter from Doktor Howl from MO.

I'm thinking about changing monikers again, and having Doktor Howl become a shared concept.  I'd keep this account, and just change Howl to something else.

Then Doktor Hamish Howl could be nationwide, like Captain Swing in England, a couple of hundred years back.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 06:24:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...

Yes. Also, it'd be funny if he got a letter in his mail with pics with random circles and arrows, and big question marks, with cryptic shorthand half messages on the back and all that jazz, with a return address of his house.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 06:25:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:24:36 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 05:53:08 PM
Especially if you were warning him about the dangers of accepting Dr. Howl's offer...

Yes. Also, it'd be funny if he got a letter in his mail with pics with random circles and arrows, and big question marks, with cryptic shorthand half messages on the back and all that jazz, with a return address of his house.

Then send it to Nigel, so she can mail it, and the postage cancellation will be correct.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?

What on earth is Bisbee?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on July 16, 2010, 06:40:14 PM
I'm up for any idea, I can take pics here as well if you want  :lulz:

I would love to be Dr. Hamish Howl's MO satellite office  :evil:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: AFK on July 16, 2010, 06:40:15 PM
A bee with an MBA? 
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 06:42:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?

Type the letter, write on the backs of the pics.

I had so much fun getting pics that I bought another disposable camera.

When this is all over, I'm posting the pics here, btw.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 06:42:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?

What on earth is Bisbee?

A horrible little mining town.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 06:43:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:34:45 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 06:33:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 16, 2010, 06:31:29 PM
I love it! I can even mail it from the PO in his neighborhood! Squeeee!

I have some perfect pics for this, and it'll be best if it's in handwriting that he doesn't recognize. Is he very familiar with Bisbee?

What on earth is Bisbee?

It's a historic city, like Tucson, only at a higher elevation, in the mountains, and filled with more hippies than Woodstock.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
I don't know, but I'm guessing probably he is. He grew up in Tucson and spent a lot of time exploring the surrounding area.

I cannot wait to see these pics!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
That said, I could pose as a research assistant at Brown University for something. Faculty would be too easy as he could look me up.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:30:13 PM
That said, I could pose as a research assistant at Brown University for something. Faculty would be too easy as he could look me up.

There you go.  Send him some material "per his unusual request".
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT.  :(
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT.  :(

OSNAP TAKE 6 POINTS OF DAMAGE

WAT U DO NAO?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 07:33:14 PM
Something was sent from me to Nigel and Dok Howl today.  I'm hoping it will help.

When it arrives, let me know, and I will suggest my plan.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT.  :(

OSNAP TAKE 6 POINTS OF DAMAGE

WAT U DO NAO?

GURGLE AND DIE.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:34:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 07:33:14 PM
Something was sent from me to Nigel and Dok Howl today.  I'm hoping it will help.

When it arrives, let me know, and I will suggest my plan.

Sweet.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:31:29 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:28:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 16, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
Do you REALLY want me to write a letter from Lovecraft Land?

Horrible things happen when I send things. Like what may or may not be in the box with the comics I sent back to Dok.

WOOOO!  IMA STICK MY FACE INNA BOX WITHOUT LOOKING! :banana:

ROLL ME A REFLEX SAVE TO AVOID GETTING SHOT INNA FACE WITH A CROSSBOW! DC 25 YOU ARE WIZRAD 2

PWNT.  :(

OSNAP TAKE 6 POINTS OF DAMAGE

WAT U DO NAO?

GURGLE AND DIE.

YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR! LOST FIVE BILLION XP! RETURN TO GO, END TURN, YOU LOSE.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Jasper on July 16, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
Was it a PRESENT tense, or was it PAST down to you? 
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 16, 2010, 07:38:33 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 07:33:14 PM
Something was sent from me to Nigel and Dok Howl today.  I'm hoping it will help.

When it arrives, let me know, and I will suggest my plan.


Oooooooo!  :fap:
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN. :(

Dok,
Oozing pus.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN. :(

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN. :(

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN. :(

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?

NO RITE NEXT TO THAT. ITS ALL METALLIC-Y AND SHIT (METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING)
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:47:51 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:38:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:33:03 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:32:23 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 07:36:32 PM


YOU FAIL TO DIE IN A SATISFACTORY MANOR!

I LIVE IN A TENSE.
THE BARTENDER SAYS
"GET OUT OF THOSE TENSES! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'VE BEEN."

MAKE A FORT SAVE DC 15 OR GET FILTH FEVER

PWNT AGAIN. :(

Dok,
Oozing pus.

OFUK TOMORROW TAKE 1 CON DAMAGE. SRY BOUT THAT.

HAY WHATS THAT SHINY THING UNDER THE TABLE?

A glistening bit of something that dropped out of my pant leg.

See what happens when you just hand diseases out all willy-nilly?

NO RITE NEXT TO THAT. ITS ALL METALLIC-Y AND SHIT (METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING)

That's my codpiece, which ran away from home.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Freeky on July 16, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
NONSENSE, ITS A MAGIC KEY. IT SAYS TO BUGGER OFF.

WAT U DO?


Mistress Freeky,
She needs her RP fix.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
I have received some very good materials.  :lulz:  the plan will proceed apace once I have recovered some vitality.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 20, 2010, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 20, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
I have received some very good materials.  :lulz:  the plan will proceed apace once I have recovered some vitality.

All pics in the mail tomorrow.  Sorry I got delayed, but things got in the way.  They're boxed up and ready to go, I just have to actually mail the damn things.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 20, 2010, 10:28:37 PM
No problem... I know about life getting in the way, let me tell you.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 01:11:38 PM
PMs to you and Dok.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 01:11:38 PM
PMs to you and Dok.

Liking it.  It's going to take some last minute doing, though. 
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 04:31:02 PM
I see no reason not to make this a long con, if needed.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 21, 2010, 04:46:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 04:31:02 PM
I see no reason not to make this a long con, if needed.

Well, I'm going to laminate a copy to the wall of the bathroom in The Meatrack, right above the urinal.

Also thinking of stenciling it next to the neo-Egyptian stuff that's showing up all over town.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 21, 2010, 11:21:39 PM
This shit is gonna get good!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 27, 2010, 08:09:51 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 21, 2010, 11:21:39 PM
This shit is gonna get good!

Any results?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:04:40 AM
OK. I mailed the letter and planted the pics Tuesday, which was HARD as he was watching me. He knows when I'm up to no good! As far as I can tell, he hasn't found them yet... OR, he's fucking with me. Most of them are in a milk crate full of books at the top of his stairs... the kind of thing he couldn't miss if his eyes are open. I'm starting  to wonder if he goes up stairs with his eyes closed.

One of them was planted in plain sight in the dining room. No comment on that, either.

I suspect he may have found them and be keeping quiet, though, because I know he got the letter today only because he said "getting mail is nice!" and when I didn't bite, he said nothing at all further. I think he's trying to squeeze a confession out of me with suspense! He does not yet know the strength of his opponent. I have kept jokes quiet for YEARS. I can do it forever.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:18:33 AM
AUUUUGH DIRECT HIT! FUUUUUUUCK!

He asked me a question that was extremely difficult to evade. :(
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:20:19 AM
He is a thinker, this one. He knows how to phrase questions in a way that cut off my escape routes.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:51:58 AM
Holy shit, I think I just evaded by admitting that I provided his address... which is both true and irrelevant!

He is now going off about the syncretic nature of the Cult of the Black Madonna. This is amazing!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.

If that's the case, they've been doing it for 130 years.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:48:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:51:58 AM
Holy shit, I think I just evaded by admitting that I provided his address... which is both true and irrelevant!

He is now going off about the syncretic nature of the Cult of the Black Madonna. This is amazing!

You of course recorded audio?
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on July 30, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.

If that's the case, they've been doing it for 130 years.

Well, he says that the Black Madonna cult is quite common, but he doesn't know anything about smashed-up electronics, which led him to the anarchopunk angle.

I, of course, don't know shit about any of it.

He found the photos today.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 08:20:57 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 06:09:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.

If that's the case, they've been doing it for 130 years.

Well, he says that the Black Madonna cult is quite common, but he doesn't know anything about smashed-up electronics, which led him to the anarchopunk angle.

I, of course, don't know shit about any of it.

He found the photos today.

Sweet.  He should recieve a letter sent through Nast today or tomorrow.
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 08, 2010, 03:10:45 AM
The LA letter has arrived!
Title: Re: Prank ideas
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 05:07:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 08, 2010, 03:10:45 AM
The LA letter has arrived!

Outstanding!  I was really worried it would miss him.