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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 07, 2010, 09:21:03 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

No problem... I know about life getting in the way, let me tell you.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO


Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 01:11:38 PM
PMs to you and Dok.

Liking it.  It's going to take some last minute doing, though. 
Molon Lube

LMNO

I see no reason not to make this a long con, if needed.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 21, 2010, 04:31:02 PM
I see no reason not to make this a long con, if needed.

Well, I'm going to laminate a copy to the wall of the bathroom in The Meatrack, right above the urinal.

Also thinking of stenciling it next to the neo-Egyptian stuff that's showing up all over town.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This shit is gonna get good!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

OK. I mailed the letter and planted the pics Tuesday, which was HARD as he was watching me. He knows when I'm up to no good! As far as I can tell, he hasn't found them yet... OR, he's fucking with me. Most of them are in a milk crate full of books at the top of his stairs... the kind of thing he couldn't miss if his eyes are open. I'm starting  to wonder if he goes up stairs with his eyes closed.

One of them was planted in plain sight in the dining room. No comment on that, either.

I suspect he may have found them and be keeping quiet, though, because I know he got the letter today only because he said "getting mail is nice!" and when I didn't bite, he said nothing at all further. I think he's trying to squeeze a confession out of me with suspense! He does not yet know the strength of his opponent. I have kept jokes quiet for YEARS. I can do it forever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

AUUUUGH DIRECT HIT! FUUUUUUUCK!

He asked me a question that was extremely difficult to evade. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

He is a thinker, this one. He knows how to phrase questions in a way that cut off my escape routes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Holy shit, I think I just evaded by admitting that I provided his address... which is both true and irrelevant!

He is now going off about the syncretic nature of the Cult of the Black Madonna. This is amazing!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.

If that's the case, they've been doing it for 130 years.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:51:58 AM
Holy shit, I think I just evaded by admitting that I provided his address... which is both true and irrelevant!

He is now going off about the syncretic nature of the Cult of the Black Madonna. This is amazing!

You of course recorded audio?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2010, 02:48:03 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 30, 2010, 07:56:32 AM
Oh, and anarchopunk culture jamming. He seems convinced that the people behind the Black Madonna shrines in Tucson are anarchopunks, fucking with the Dominant Paradigm.

If that's the case, they've been doing it for 130 years.

Well, he says that the Black Madonna cult is quite common, but he doesn't know anything about smashed-up electronics, which led him to the anarchopunk angle.

I, of course, don't know shit about any of it.

He found the photos today.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."