Because these ask me anything threads have become fucking stupid, just like calling yourself reverend.
What is your specific blood alcohol content right now?
I lack a breathalyzer and have not been keeping track of time/drinks. Way to ask a question I can't answer. Nice job Cainad.
What are you drinking/did you just drink?
Cheap beer. Corona, to be specific.
I mean, paint thinner...
...lol
That is not bad cheap beer. You could be drinking Coors, as some mistake it for beer.
That is not a question.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:35:16 AM
That is not a question.
Nor is what you just said. :lulz:
Is there something in particular bothering you, like reclining/sitting position, itching, nagging thoughts?
What is most Hello thing?
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?
As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.
I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?
As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.
I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.
The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 30, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?
As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.
I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.
The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!
I see your "No pance" and raise you a "No pance/topless".
Oh yeah, and what's yer favorite beer?
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 30, 2010, 04:52:05 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 30, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?
As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.
I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.
The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!
I see your "No pance" and raise you a "No pance/topless".
Oh yeah, and what's yer favorite beer?
But the rest of us can't see.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:17:38 AM
Because these ask me anything threads have become fucking stupid, just like calling yourself reverend.
Share?
What are the specific numbers I should play in order to win the lottery tomorrow night?
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?
The lice died on contact.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 30, 2010, 04:52:05 AM
Quote from: Zyzyx on July 30, 2010, 04:37:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 30, 2010, 03:41:51 AM
True, but then this thread would be exceptionally annoying if I answered everybody's questions with questions, wouldn't it?
As far as things bothering me go, not really. I'm obscenely relaxed in a hammock right now.
I say obscenely because I am not wearing pants.
The Questions Only game is fun, but not relaxing. And you know, I have no pants either!
I see your "No pance" and raise you a "No pance/topless".
Oh yeah, and what's yer favorite beer?
I see your topless and raise you a buck naked.
I'm a chocolate stout fan.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on July 31, 2010, 12:29:10 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on July 30, 2010, 04:49:59 AM
Do your balls itch? Did you enjoy the lice i left in your underwear drawer?
The lice died on contact.
YOU KILLED THE LICE :x BUT THEY WERE SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
OVAR 9000!
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED
or
SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?
Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
Why are you posting as an alt?
Anal?
Also, why do I keep seeing ad's for a "pretty goddess" message board in the ad's section of the forum?
On a more serious note: Moon Unit Zappa- Would you hit it?
Tell me your whereabouts on August 13th 2009 AD, between the times of 09:27 and 13:47 EST, including the types and quality of any sandwiches consumed during the period.
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:11:37 AM
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED
or
SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?
Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 31, 2010, 06:56:46 AM
Why are you posting as an alt?
You stupid, boy?
Ah, sorry, I answered your question with a question...
Uh, the answer is just to confuse and infuriate you...
...even though I'm not posting as an alt.
Quote from: Lysergic on July 31, 2010, 04:03:45 PM
Anal?
Also, why do I keep seeing ad's for a "pretty goddess" message board in the ad's section of the forum?
No, there's poop in there.
I have no control over what ads show up but I would guess it's part of the Project Wonderful thing Faust has allowed to have hosted here to try and cut down on the costs of hosting this place.
Quote from: Lysergic on July 31, 2010, 04:19:07 PM
On a more serious note: Moon Unit Zappa- Would you hit it?
No, I am in a committed relationship and am only allowed to hit one thing unless there are special circumstances. That said, I might tag team it.
Quote from: Cain on July 31, 2010, 04:25:00 PM
Tell me your whereabouts on August 13th 2009 AD, between the times of 09:27 and 13:47 EST, including the types and quality of any sandwiches consumed during the period.
I was in the Appalachian mountains and I believe I was enjoying a turkey sub on wheat with extra spinach at 13:47. I would say that the sandwich was of above average quality and I was surprised that we were able to get sandwich fixings so easily. At 09:27 I was having an MRE. It was of average quality.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on August 01, 2010, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED
or
SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?
Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.
next question: Who's been pissing in your cereal lately?
Perhaps the lice lied in lye and thus died
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 01, 2010, 08:56:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on August 01, 2010, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 31, 2010, 05:39:29 AM
TTM WOULD YOU RATHER BE HANGED, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED
or
SLOWLY SLICED INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES TILL U DIE?
Blarfingarf,
is feeling somewhat morbid for some reason
Gonna go with the first one, also your question is fucking retarded.
next question: Who's been pissing in your cereal lately?
I have, don't judge me. I'm saving water.
Milk, Milk Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made???? :?
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 04, 2010, 07:50:16 AM
Milk, Milk Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made???? :?
or, as they say in Switzerland,
Rivella, Rivella, around the corner chocolate is made.