I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Only if they let him shit in their mouths.
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.
uh, this.
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
Giardia, eh?
Don't have too much fun!
(But I do hope you're okay)
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Only if they let him shit in their mouths.
they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Only if they let him shit in their mouths.
they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.
:lulz:
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Only if they let him shit in their mouths.
they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.
I am both disturbed and intrigued.
Is that with or against a breeze?
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?
D-D-D-diahrrockets!!
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?
I'm actually worried about it compromising the pressurized cabin on the airplane.
So ECH now has weaponized feces?
I accidentally some lakewater a couple days ago as well, we shall see.
Ooooh I remember when my friend Michael had Giardia!
Wow.
Um, good luck with that?
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
ITT: My username is prophetic.
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick. That may be the most memorable crap of your life. For me it was Tuesday.
QuoteGiardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID15166/images/Justin_Bieber.jpg)
Quote from: Tuesday on August 05, 2010, 12:00:04 AM
QuoteGiardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.
(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID15166/images/Justin_Bieber.jpg)
JOKE RUINT.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick. That may be the most memorable crap of your life. For me it was Tuesday.
I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.
Ah, have had once. From Mexico. I usually have better luck there. This time, well, not so much, it was about 15 years ago, however. Shitting 30 times/day...it's not so much fun, no.
Hie thee to a procurer of antibiotics, man.
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 12:05:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick. That may be the most memorable crap of your life. For me it was Tuesday.
I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.
Well, yeah. I stole the quote from you, as a matter of fact, though I didn't say it quite right.
I had Giardia, and had to shit 16 times a day, for 5 weeks. If that's Divinity, then God is hot liquid excrement.
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on August 03, 2010, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
ITT: My username is prophetic.
ITT: Philistine scum-fuck heathens are unimpressed with my amazing abilities.
I was too amazed to type.
Your faith in my divine poo-based powers will be rewarded when the End Times come.
I will be smothered to death by poop first?
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