Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: East Coast Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM

Title: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Lies on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.

That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Dysnomia on August 02, 2010, 07:44:39 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:33:34 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.

That implies that people willingly open their mouth to gather his leavings. Any such people deserve the suffering they receive.

uh, this.

Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:31:06 AM
You obviously don't know ECH, ECH doesn't need "permission" to do that.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Nast on August 02, 2010, 07:46:38 AM
Giardia, eh?

Don't have too much fun!

(But I do hope you're okay)
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Adios on August 02, 2010, 02:19:58 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Don Coyote on August 02, 2010, 02:22:51 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 01:37:31 PM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 02, 2010, 07:27:51 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 02, 2010, 07:27:10 AM
So, you're host to a parasitical army in your body now huh? People will rue the day they pissed you off now, I'm sure.

Only if they let him shit in their mouths.

they don't need to "let" me do it. I can hit a moving target from 50 yards away.

I am both disturbed and intrigued.

Is that with or against a breeze?
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Suu on August 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 02, 2010, 09:34:56 PM
D-D-D-diahrrockets!!

Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: East Coast Hustle on August 02, 2010, 09:58:13 PM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 02, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Does the sheer force of it drive you off of the toilet seat?

I'm actually worried about it compromising the pressurized cabin on the airplane.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on August 03, 2010, 06:55:16 PM
So ECH now has weaponized feces?

I accidentally some lakewater a couple days ago as well, we shall see.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 03, 2010, 07:31:59 PM
Ooooh I remember when my friend Michael had Giardia!

Wow.

Um, good luck with that?
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 03, 2010, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

ITT: My username is prophetic.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Tuesday on August 05, 2010, 12:00:04 AM
QuoteGiardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID15166/images/Justin_Bieber.jpg)
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Adios on August 05, 2010, 12:00:57 AM
Quote from: Tuesday on August 05, 2010, 12:00:04 AM
QuoteGiardiasis or beaver fever in humans is a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism called Giardia lamblia. Giardiasis occurs worldwide with a prevalence of 20–30%[1] in developing countries. In the USA, 20,000 cases are reported to the CDC annually,[2] but the true annual incidence is estimated at 2 million people.[3] Giardia has a wide range including other mammalian hosts besides humans, thus making it very difficult to eradicate.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID15166/images/Justin_Bieber.jpg)

JOKE RUINT.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Cain on August 05, 2010, 12:05:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.

I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Jenne on August 05, 2010, 01:30:57 AM
Ah, have had once.  From Mexico.  I usually have better luck there.  This time, well, not so much, it was about 15 years ago, however.  Shitting 30 times/day...it's not so much fun, no.

Hie thee to a procurer of antibiotics, man.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 01:37:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 05, 2010, 12:05:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2010, 11:53:24 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

Anyone can crap their own body weight if they're sick.  That may be the most memorable crap of your life.  For me it was Tuesday.

I laughed, because I know the reference and should've seen it coming.

Well, yeah.  I stole the quote from you, as a matter of fact, though I didn't say it quite right.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: BadBeast on August 06, 2010, 11:45:55 PM
I had Giardia, and had to shit 16 times a day, for 5 weeks. If that's Divinity, then God is hot liquid excrement.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2010, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Doktor Gimmie The News I Got a Bad Case Of PoopinLOL on August 03, 2010, 09:18:53 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 02, 2010, 07:21:35 AM
I accidentally some unsterilized lake water while up at camp this weekend and I'm pretty sure I have Giardia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis) now. Mere mortals consider this insidious microbe to be some sort of affliction, but I think of it more as being touched by divinity.

ITT: My username is prophetic.

ITT: Philistine scum-fuck heathens are unimpressed with my amazing abilities.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2010, 04:31:26 PM
I was too amazed to type.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2010, 04:34:23 PM
Your faith in my divine poo-based powers will be rewarded when the End Times come.
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Cain on August 07, 2010, 04:36:50 PM
I will be smothered to death by poop first?
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2010, 06:36:18 PM
It's all revealed in my new book: Dysentery, Giardia and YOU: The Path To Righteousness. Only $39.95.

Act now and get hantavirus for FREE!
Title: Re: Sorry, Dok, you might have to relinquish your crown.
Post by: BadBeast on August 07, 2010, 06:44:23 PM
My new "Giardia Lamblia Weight Loss Systems®" 5 week Slimming Program for people who just don't have the time, or motivation for Diets, or rigorous exercise routines should be hitting the shelves pretty soon.

Along with my "Puke-notTapeworm Therapy®" for Bulemics.