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Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM

Title: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Kurt Christ on August 05, 2010, 02:01:06 AM
Ha, I was surprised that I remembered the last time we had a thread about them.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15408.0

Since you're posting this in Apple Talk, I take it you don't want to attempt a troll?
EDIT: Just went over old thread, saw that they require references to join.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 02:02:50 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com

Aw, Prof. Plum (http://www.manhood101.com) found God.  :lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Richter on August 05, 2010, 02:19:47 AM
Kinked for Christ, eh?
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 05, 2010, 02:19:47 AM
Kinked for Christ, eh?

THIS IS NOT PORN. 

TELL US YOUR STORY.

:lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: DiscoUkulele on August 05, 2010, 02:38:21 AM
Oh man, check out this leather daddy.

(http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/knight_boromir_f.jpg)

...beads of sweat clinging desperately to his thick, leathered chest as he clutches his hard, eager shaft...






'scuse me while I go out for a Virginia Slim...
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:41:52 AM
She bought the wrong coffee on PURPOSE!  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html   :lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How much you wanna bet that wasn't a real first hand testimonial? How much do you wanna bet it wasn't a woman?
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:54:31 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How much you wanna bet that wasn't a real first hand testimonial? How much do you wanna bet it wasn't a woman?

Read the shit the GUYS wrote.   :lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:58:24 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/warmup.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The first paragraph is gold!

QuoteWhen you discipline your wife, for either misbehavior or maintenance

Maintenance??  :lulz: :lulz: you gotta be kidding me...
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:58:24 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/warmup.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The first paragraph is gold!

QuoteWhen you discipline your wife, for either misbehavior or maintenance

Maintenance??  :lulz: :lulz: you gotta be kidding me...


You realize that none of these men have actually spoken to a girl, right?
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Juana on August 05, 2010, 03:07:11 AM
No girl, anyway, who hasn't been brainwashed into this shit.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 05, 2010, 03:08:36 AM
um...brb

I'm getting a bit uncomfortable in mah pance with all this spanking business...



:fap:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Aucoq on August 05, 2010, 03:14:16 AM
Man, that website is insane.  "Explain to your wife that the reason you're spanking her is because you love her.  If her screaming or crying bothers you just remember you're doing it for her own good."  :lol:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 03:18:37 AM
Quote from: Aucoq on August 05, 2010, 03:14:16 AM
Man, that website is insane.  "Explain to your wife that the reason you're spanking her is because you love her.  If her screaming or crying bothers you just remember you're doing it for her own good."  :lol:

If screaming or crying bothers you, what are you doing with a woman in the first place? Zing!

Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 05, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
I've been a bad bad girl.  :wink:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 05, 2010, 04:55:01 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 05, 2010, 03:33:36 AM
I've been a bad bad girl.  :wink:

And Jesus wants me to punish you.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 05, 2010, 05:21:36 AM
BY THE POWER OF CHRIST!
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 07:12:30 AM
The powah of christ compels you to BACK THAT AZZ UP!
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cramulus on August 05, 2010, 01:31:42 PM
"MASTER?" NO -- YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS "MESSIAH"
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Richter on August 05, 2010, 03:32:24 PM
I need to start a rock band called "Godspank" now.  Every five lines in the lyrics will be the Italian lead singer scremaing or saying "go away"
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Quote from: Richter on August 05, 2010, 03:32:24 PM
I need to start a rock band called "Godspank" now.

:lulz: :lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Thurnez Isa on August 05, 2010, 06:19:04 PM
This Porn was highly disappointing. I was hoping to see my former elementary school nuns just giving me the strap over and over and over.... sooooo hard... oh ya.... ohhhhaf ..f aifj aklj af adjs...af  ajfkfad

ahhh....
:eek:
over and out
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 06, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
GODDAMNIT

I need to laid in the worst way...
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 06, 2010, 05:38:47 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 06, 2010, 05:38:06 AM
GODDAMNIT

I need to laid in the worst way...

You are an attractive woman, I can't imagine that is too much of a challenge for you.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 06, 2010, 05:50:13 AM
Not if I put my mind to it.  However I have issues with sex.  And the people I have it with.  So it's really harder than it would seem, but that's my own damn fault really.   :lol:



Now a good cuddle whore would be nice.  :3
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 05:51:05 AM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on August 06, 2010, 05:50:13 AM
Not if I put my mind to it.  However I have issues with sex.  And the people I have it with.  So it's really harder than it would seem, but that's my own damn fault really.   :lol:



Now a good cuddle whore would be nice.  :3

Sex starved and picky.   

The 21st century in 4 words.  :lulz:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Dysnomia on August 06, 2010, 06:45:54 AM
fuck yes.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Freeky on August 06, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

Yeah, spanking is more than a little nice, but you don't need to throw in the whole "YOU CAN'T HAS NO DECISION MAKING!!1111!ONE1"
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

Yeah, spanking is more than a little nice, but you don't need to throw in the whole "YOU CAN'T HAS NO DECISION MAKING!!1111!ONE1"

Unless you do it like they did in that movie "Secretary." That movie was  :fap:
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 06, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

Yeah, spanking is more than a little nice, but you don't need to throw in the whole "YOU CAN'T HAS NO DECISION MAKING!!1111!ONE1"

Unless you do it like they did in that movie "Secretary." That movie was  :fap:

Yes, the whole complete-submission thing can be hot, but it's not for me as a total lifestyle.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 09:15:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

Yeah, spanking is more than a little nice, but you don't need to throw in the whole "YOU CAN'T HAS NO DECISION MAKING!!1111!ONE1"

Unless you do it like they did in that movie "Secretary." That movie was  :fap:

Yes, the whole complete-submission thing can be hot, but it's not for me as a total lifestyle.

Agree'd. I'm not above checking it out, but I don't think I could live that way.

Regardless, it was a sexy movie.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: BabylonHoruv on August 07, 2010, 12:27:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

The minute submission stops being a gift and starts to be "the way things are meant to be" someone's fucked up somewhere, and it is only so long before it becomes abusive.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Freeky on August 07, 2010, 08:08:09 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 09:15:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 06, 2010, 06:14:01 PM
They kind of make me want to vom.

And I like being spanked. I'm just not into submission on that level.

Yeah, spanking is more than a little nice, but you don't need to throw in the whole "YOU CAN'T HAS NO DECISION MAKING!!1111!ONE1"

Unless you do it like they did in that movie "Secretary." That movie was  :fap:

Yes, the whole complete-submission thing can be hot, but it's not for me as a total lifestyle.

Agree'd. I'm not above checking it out, but I don't think I could live that way.[/b]

Regardless, it was a sexy movie.

These.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 07, 2010, 04:19:00 PM
DDGTNIGABCDOPLOL,
disappointed with the lack of nunfuckery ITT
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: President Television on August 07, 2010, 06:18:41 PM
I'm gone for a week and I come back to this.  :lulz:
I love you, PD.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Triple Zero on August 07, 2010, 06:46:34 PM
excuse me, maybe I'm not getting this but to be fair i cant quite imagine how people can be so lulzy about that?

it's literally about christian apologists to wife abuse, or is it?

i mean unless you assume that everybody on that site is just someone that does the dom/sub thing for kicks, consentual. but a lot of evidence points to not?
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Stelpa on August 07, 2010, 06:50:01 PM
Quote"Abuse is the act of hurting someone to bring about harm.

CDD is the act of disciplining someone to bring about good."

For some reason I dont see much of a difference here...
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Juana on August 07, 2010, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 07, 2010, 06:46:34 PM
excuse me, maybe I'm not getting this but to be fair i cant quite imagine how people can be so lulzy about that?

it's literally about christian apologists to wife abuse, or is it?

i mean unless you assume that everybody on that site is just someone that does the dom/sub thing for kicks, consentual. but a lot of evidence points to not?
From the looks of it, it is consensual. Read the wives' testimonies and you'll see it.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: Prince Glittersnatch III on August 09, 2010, 06:54:26 AM
So its BDSM for Jesus?
:fap:
I approve.
Title: Re: CHRISTIAN PORN!
Post by: President Television on August 09, 2010, 07:50:56 AM
                                         Hello. May we have a few minutes of your time to talk about the Bible?
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