Get your fucking model on watermelon fuckers, this is the Great PD Expression-Off. See a spagbook photo with one bitchin grimace? Submit that shit. Think your grimace can beat it? Submit that shit.
I start you off with an expression inspired by Dok's Mustache thread: THE LEGENDARY LEER.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000136.jpg)
Sweet sockfucking christholes that's a leer. I humbly submit my response in the form of drunken leer:
(http://a.imageshack.us/img186/9896/leere.jpg) (http://img186.imageshack.us/i/leere.jpg/)
That leer's so powerful it pixelized the faces of my close friends. Their faces are like that now, permanently, and they forgive me because of the glory of that expression. If you see a pixelface around, they are beautiful people you should be less hostile to than normal.
CAN YOU OUTLEER THAT? Show it. Does your pooping face top the leer? SHOW IT. The gauntlet, I lost it, it's thrown down so low it's in the fucking mantle.
This is a Freeky trying to leer. Did it work?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Picture0106.jpg)
This is also a "I'MA PUT THE RAEP TO YOU BOYO" face.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:27:20 PM
This is a Freeky trying to leer. Did it work?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Picture0106.jpg)
Yes. My pance exploded.
Please to come by with the meathammer and fix my skull.
I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:29:59 PM
I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.
I can fix that.
Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system. muhaha
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:29:59 PM
I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.
I can fix that.
Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system. muhaha
Um. :aww:
Does the "I'm Going to Throw Up Cause I'm Sick As Shit" Leer count?
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/ThornIs/sickassht.jpg)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:36:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 07:33:42 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 07:29:59 PM
I dunno, I'm not feeling much stress. I'm not sure my Meathammah-ing is up to par at the moment.
I can fix that.
Dok,
Will show up with 2 mg of the good stuff fueling his system. muhaha
Um. :aww:
Yes, folks, the Dok can shoot streams of testosterone and pheremones through the very pores of his skin, which seem to have an effect on certain women. That, combined with my plug ugly visage, creates a disconnect which causes said women to short out a mental fuse or three.
It makes their hair all frizzy and wafts of vapor come off the tops of their heads. Very amusing.
Ok. I think I can compete in this.
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/paraplegics5.jpg)
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
Ok. I think I can compete in this.
(http://i882.photobucket.com/albums/ac28/dimo1138/paraplegics5.jpg)
You look like a hit man from that one mobster show. One that's about to get popped and tossed in a ditch.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
Ok. I think I can compete in this.
You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show. One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.
fix'd?
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
Ok. I think I can compete in this.
You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show. One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.
fix'd?
No, you totally look like a mook.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:11:52 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 09:10:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:00:23 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 06, 2010, 08:45:08 PM
Ok. I think I can compete in this.
You look like a shit man head from that one mobster public access show. One that's about to get popped drunk and tossed pass out in a ditch.
fix'd?
No, you totally look like a mook.
:lulz: :argh!: :lulz: :argh!: :lulz:
LEER YOU MAD BASTARDS, LEER!
This leering ought to sex up PD so much we all grow a second set of genitalia and fuck ourselves into oblivion. We've had four pants-removing faces weigh in. Who the fuck else?
Oh yeah? Watch this shit.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/ddbef048.jpg)
Quote from: Alty on August 06, 2010, 09:30:25 PM
Oh yeah? Watch this shit.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/ddbef048.jpg)
You're not alty.
No fur hat wiff earflaps.
Who the fuck are you?
Also, look at the camera.
I'm trying! :argh!:
One eye is lazy, the other is just insolent.
I thought the hat might be a touch too sexy, but here you go:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/04155208.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/043.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/046.jpg)
FLAWLESS.
VICTORY.
Thread over.
Quote from: Alty on August 06, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
I'm trying! :argh!:
One eye is lazy, the other is just insolent.
I thought the hat might be a touch too sexy, but here you go:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/04155208.jpg)
Yeah, that's hot, but it still doesn't look like Alty.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 06, 2010, 09:46:58 PM
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/043.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d189/funkyaquarianpixie/046.jpg)
FLAWLESS.
VICTORY.
Thread over.
Well, sure, if you wanna pick up bigfoots. /blurry pic joke
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 06, 2010, 09:49:29 PM
Well, sure, if you wanna pick up bigfoots. /blurry pic joke
:argh!: HEATHEN!
YOU. TWO. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON :-P
anyway, here;s mine:
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8053/2009ijspretnannewiid116.jpg)
I have a worse leer, it's years old but it's on my old HDs from before the fire which I still havent reconnected to some computerage.
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:53:18 PM
YOU. TWO. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON :-P
anyway, here;s mine:
(http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8053/2009ijspretnannewiid116.jpg)
I have a worse leer, it's years old but it's on my old HDs from before the fire which I still havent reconnected to some computerage.
That's not a leer, that's a friendly looking pic from a clothing catalogue.
Let's see some LECHERY, sir!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:54:21 PM
That's not a leer, that's a friendly looking pic from a clothing catalogue.
Let's see some LECHERY, sir!
THIS
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 06, 2010, 09:53:18 PM
YOU. TWO. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON :-P
NOT THIS.
But you have a nice, thick, giant clock thar. I am jealous.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 06, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
I'm trying! :argh!:
One eye is lazy, the other is just insolent.
I thought the hat might be a touch too sexy, but here you go:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/04155208.jpg)
Yeah, that's hot, but it still doesn't look like Alty.
:lol:
What does Alty look like then?
Quote from: Alty on August 06, 2010, 10:00:02 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 06, 2010, 09:48:03 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 06, 2010, 09:43:08 PM
I'm trying! :argh!:
One eye is lazy, the other is just insolent.
I thought the hat might be a touch too sexy, but here you go:
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/04155208.jpg)
Yeah, that's hot, but it still doesn't look like Alty.
:lol:
What does Alty look like then?
More ragey. Will post old pics from my laptop tonight, along with another leer.
In the meantime, what the hell have you done with the REAL Alty?
I tried to take a leerpic, but my comp freaked out and ran away, screaming something about protecting its Aryan women from the lecherous, curly-brown-haired menace. :?
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7057/cimg0007c.jpg)
E: And I'll toss in a genuine drunk leer, as well.
(http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6208/35665812718887910239008.jpg)
i dont know how to leer so i will give you a blank stare
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/holy_garber/Photo18.jpg)
Quote from: FredleySneijder on August 06, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
i dont know how to leer so i will give you a blank stare
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/holy_garber/Photo18.jpg)
My vasectomy just spontaneously reversed itself.
BUT THERES NOT EVEN CLEVAGE :x :x :x
Quote from: FredleySneijder on August 06, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
BUT THERES NOT EVEN CLEVAGE :x :x :x
Don't think I didn't notice that.
We expect better of you, Fred.
aw fred you remind me of someone behind prison cells!!
Its not quite a leer, and its not quite a sneeze.
(http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/9695/picture0090.jpg)
Plz kill me
Oh, Freeky...
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000140.jpg)
(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/118/picture0099k.jpg)
Dok: That other Alty was liquidated. He was last seen attempting to sooth his overused rage gland with a Happy Hat.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/happyhat.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/telarus/Tel_gelflingjpg.jpg)
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/IMG_4599.jpg)
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THAT FACE OKAY :x
Oh but you should. At the grocery, when making sweet monkey-love, at the optometrist.
I get weird looks from people without even trying, if I did that I might get arrested.
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 07, 2010, 04:35:00 AM
(http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u346/heinous_simian/IMG_4599.jpg)
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE THAT FACE OKAY :x
Okay. Either in Portland or Tucson, we HAVE to go fuck with people.
Fuck yeah dude. I should get some contacts so I can actually see people's faces while I'm doing that. It doesn't work with glasses.
Speaking of maybe Sig in Tucson, I recently learned you people have a Center for Consciousness Studies. Good reason for me to make a trip of no greater than 18 days (due to sticking curse).
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 07, 2010, 04:57:28 AM
Fuck yeah dude. I should get some contacts so I can actually see people's faces while I'm doing that. It doesn't work with glasses.
Speaking of maybe Sig in Tucson, I recently learned you people have a Center for Consciousness Studies. Good reason for me to make a trip of no greater than 18 days (due to sticking curse).
Let me know. We can arrange a bunk for you, so no hotel bill.
We will march on a road of bones.
AWESOME.
I'm thinking sometime in 2011, when I might have a different job situation and a completed AS degree.
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/leering.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 07, 2010, 05:05:47 AM
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/leering.jpg)
Um.
My clothes just landed across the room.
ca. December 1998 Me:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/JenNOBSDec98.jpg)
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_95rnffkHSAk/TF1UvHdz-qI/AAAAAAAAAQo/ZR8uy_w5tKU/s1024/Picture0031.jpg)
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 07, 2010, 05:32:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Princess on August 07, 2010, 05:05:47 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/theonlyang/leering.jpg
Um.
My clothes just landed across the room.
Talent. I has it.
Quote from: Jenne on August 07, 2010, 10:11:23 AM
ca. December 1998 Me:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h183/Jenne73/JenNOBSDec98.jpg)
How about 2010 you?
here's a leer circa 2005
(http://hektik.org/gallery3/var/resizes/Photographs/Peoples_Projects/Yenn/2005/SeattleGoingAway_yenn/DCP_0444.jpg?m=1280876600)
Have I won yet?
(http://i858.photobucket.com/albums/ab147/InkPudding/Photo266.jpg)
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 07, 2010, 09:46:48 PM
Have I won yet?
Yours was pretty good, but I think I've got you beat.
(http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b457/saatansnamma/IMG_1062-1-1.jpg)
These fucking leers are terrible. Especially that guy with all the pixelfaces around him. You are all wretched disappointments, and NOBODY FUCKING WINS. In fact, you have made me don a silly hat and glare - GLARE - with all the intensity this mean visage can manage.
(http://a.imageshack.us/img514/4636/serioushat.jpg) (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/serioushat.jpg/)
That's fucking right. You know a glare is serious when even the goofiest of hats cannot touch it. If that happy dog hat head adornment can't devalue such a glare, how can you expect to? You can't - bring it the motherfuck on (hats optional).
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 08, 2010, 04:39:47 PM
These fucking leers are terrible. Especially that guy with all the pixelfaces around him. You are all wretched disappointments, and NOBODY FUCKING WINS.
Yeah, I'll see you in the parking lot, Mister. We'll see if we can't fix that glare of yours.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 08, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 08, 2010, 04:39:47 PM
These fucking leers are terrible. Especially that guy with all the pixelfaces around him. You are all wretched disappointments, and NOBODY FUCKING WINS.
Yeah, I'll see you in the parking lot, Mister. We'll see if we can't fix that glare of yours.
Maybe a sufficient glare will motivate me to declare a first round winner. Hmm?
EoC: That glare is pathetic. The hat has more contempt in it's bill than your whole face.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/1ea30b37.jpg)
ETA:What I'm trying to say is that your face is a pansy.
Quote from: Alty on August 08, 2010, 10:08:00 PM
EoC: That glare is pathetic. The hat has more contempt in it's bill than your whole face.
(http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab46/Altyvision/1ea30b37.jpg)
ETA:What I'm trying to say is that your face is a pansy.
You turned British.
(http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr126/TGRR/IMG000144.jpg)
May not be the best leer, but that's the face I usually wear when everything goes to shit at parties.
Dude, my face was MADE for glaring.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Picture0109.jpg)
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 09, 2010, 01:27:47 AM
Dude, my face was MADE for glaring.
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/Meiintas/Picture0109.jpg)
BOOOIIIIIIIING!
Methink Freeky be ACTUALLY pissed off there.
~~~Payne: Climbing into his Exo-Skeleton Formed of Scaffolding, Duct Tape and a Brabus V8. Just in case.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 09, 2010, 10:21:22 AM
Methink Freeky be ACTUALLY pissed off there.
~~~Payne: Climbing into his Exo-Skeleton Formed of Scaffolding, Duct Tape and a Brabus V8. Just in case.
Wooooo!
Dok,
Needs the meathammer.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 09, 2010, 10:21:22 AM
Methink Freeky be ACTUALLY pissed off there.
~~~Payne: Climbing into his Exo-Skeleton Formed of Scaffolding, Duct Tape and a Brabus V8. Just in case.
:lulz: Naw.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 03:03:54 PM
Wooooo!
Dok,
Needs the meathammer.
:lulz:
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_ET-SdQY3hlo/SwuV5bkqflI/AAAAAAAABJA/TsVzpDTLePQ/s800/Tel_Stache.jpg)
(http://imgur.com/gYOpF.jpg)
hey its sparta guy!!
One final glare for you wretched pricks, one final, AWFUL GLARE!
(http://a.imageshack.us/img821/5843/jamesglare.jpg) (http://img821.imageshack.us/i/jamesglare.jpg/)
I am terrified, scum sucking sausage gobblers, and the winners are scared out of me. Are you prepared?! Are you ready to know who had the sexinest leer and the glare to crumble the monstrous walls of my psyche?
I don't think you are!
The winner of the leers is the very original leer: Dok Howl's mustache leer. In all our leering glory you perverted pders, we could not stand up to the experienced leering power of this Tucson misanthrope.
The winner of the glares is, well, actually it was posted as a leer. Nevertheless, the glare from Dimo's leer photo is one to send colossi screaming for safety in the cold bronze bosoms of their mothers.
This isn't over, PD, oh no. But we must recover.