http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
QuoteIf there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 20, 2010, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
QuoteIf there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.
Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.
To be fair, number 8 had a point.
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 20, 2010, 06:33:28 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 20, 2010, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
QuoteIf there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.
Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.
It didnt say that that made him gay necessarily, it just makes him deeply emotionally disturbed(Primary Cause of Teh gay).
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:45:58 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 20, 2010, 06:33:28 AM
Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 20, 2010, 06:20:26 AM
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
QuoteIf there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.
Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.
It didnt say that that made him gay necessarily, it just makes him deeply emotionally disturbed(Primary Cause of Teh gay).
:horrormirth:
Too funny. I bet that site is just full of hilarious crap like that.
I read the article linked by the phrase "skinny jeans," which is a bigoted screed about a New York Times "hipster agenda." It started off well but naturally had to veer into paroxysms of xenophobia.
Here are the best parts:
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Your little tight twinky Lady Gaga t-shirts and lip piercings will get your butt whooped in the Topeka.
In the Topeka
the little tight t'd twink,
and the butt—the whoop...
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Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.
:fap:
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Desegregation didn't work in the 60s and it doesn't work now, folks. Did you miss that lesson in history class at prep school? They don't want to live with us and we don't want to live with them, get it?
:mullet:
:lulz:
That writer is great, I really like this line from his piece on 'Glee'
QuoteHow many middle-aged men will find themselves in a dead-end Glee-based lifestyle? Will they be ostentatious and sensitive, their dreams smashed up against a wall crying out to have that giant hole in their souls stuffed with some musky foreign thrill? Will they be violating what's left of our traditional cultural landscape with unimaginable high-tech perversions, drenching, nay drowing the bright young men of tomorrow in their relentless sauces of net porn and showtunes, maximized liberties and stem-cell party drugs?
(emphasis mine)
The sad part is before I looked at some of the other articles I thought this site was completely serious.
Poes law.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 07:30:53 AM
The sad part is before I looked at some of the other articles I thought this site was completely serious.
Poes law.
Me too. They're good.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 20, 2010, 07:13:27 AM
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Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.
I never once regretted it. And it was a wine store, damnit.
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 11:47:31 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 20, 2010, 07:13:27 AM
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Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.
I never once regretted it. And it was a wine store, damnit.
In your position we all would have done the same thing.
Except that thing with the corkscrew.
Well, lets test these with a gay.
1. Yes. All the time.
2. Definitely. My girlfriend loves it too.
3. Well, I do pay close attention in church, but it's a "devil temple" (UU congregation), so it doesn't count.
4. Yes, but I haven't done my eyebrows recently. Need to do that.
5. Nope. To either gym nor sports.
6. Yes. Yes yes yes. All my girlfriend's fault too. Love her muchly.
7. Oh hell yes. Though, to my credit she asks for weird stuff as much as I do.
8. This one's off because the interest is about equal.
9. Nope. I did go to Santa Fe recently, but there were no hookups.
10. Actually, most of my closest friends are female.
11. Kinda quiet really. I DO let my hair down.
12. Nope. I hate pop culture.
13. Nope. Socially modest as always.
14. Well, I did down 3 imperial stouts in a skirt last week.
15. Yep. They were homos, and I loved it.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on August 20, 2010, 11:55:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 20, 2010, 11:47:31 AM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on August 20, 2010, 07:13:27 AM
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Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.
I never once regretted it. And it was a wine store, damnit.
In your position we all would have done the same thing.
Except that thing with the corkscrew.
In the position I was in I'm certain most of you would have gotten horrible muslce cramps.
Quote from: Kingderp on August 20, 2010, 06:15:45 AM
http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.
Meh. He's metro.
Still and all, there's a gay vibe about my husband, he gets picked up on often, but I don't think he minds it. His grandfather was bi.
Your husband might be a secret gay if you too are in fact a man.
...if he were gay, it wouldn't be so secret.
But as there are no women on the internet, I guess he must be.
Quote4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell. Homosexuals often abhor this sort of thing and will also be incredibly particular about the cleanliness of the home. Does your man tweeze his eyebrows, trim his pubic hairs or use face moisturizers? Is he picky about brand name shampoos? Does he spend more time getting ready for a night out than you do?
:lulz:
Hey ladies, do you prefer us to be stinky, gross slobs with unibrow, crotch jungle and dandruff? Cuz if women prefer us that way, I'm more than happy to stop trying.
This was a good Poe
TI answers all her questions
Quote1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
Porn addiction is closely associated with homosexuality and a secretive nature implies he's trying to hide something from you.
Either he just likes porn and concealing that face so you don't think he finds you unattractive, or he's a Russian spy trying to undermine the great American porn institution.
Quote2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
When you're out in public, does he spend too much time looking at other men?
Either he's looking at their clothes wondering how they will look on him, or he's looking at their clothes and wondering how they will look on you.
Quote3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
Have you noticed a lack of interest in spiritual issues?
Either church is boring or he's a newly converted Satanist, but don't worry he's not gay.
Quote4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
Natural men have a certain amount of grit about them. They sweat and they smell.
Either he's not a lumberjack or you stink he's trying to mask your scent by dowsing himself in anything he could find
Quote5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms.
Either he likes to work out, or he's in the bathroom doing cocaine mixed with heroine, but don't worry he's not gay.
Quote6) Clothes that are too tight and too "trendy"
Gay men don't need words to communicate their availability for sex "hook ups."
Either he's just wants to have the appearance of being a modern or he's in training to be a superhero and needs to get used to tighter clothes.
Quote7) Strange sexual demands
Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations.
Either he just wants something a little dangerous and fun, or he has been possessed by the wandering soul of the Marquis De Sade. Don't worry that's common.
Quote8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
Pornography is a dangerous element in any marriage but there are many Christians who feel watching it does add something to their sexual lives.
Maybe he feels inadequate and that star represents what he desires to be, or
you just buy shitty pornQuote9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions.
Maybe his job takes him there, or he likes to travel, or he's actually a deadly secret agent, or he's starting up a Christian mission for orphans, or he's starting up a Satanic mission for young males orphans.
Quote10) Too many friendly young male friends
Someone who makes an extra effort to surround themselves with younger men should raise concerns in any community.
Maybe he just likes friendly people.... I don't even have another or cause thats just insane
Quote11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group.
Maybe that's his personality, or... see above
Quote12) Love of pop culture
It's quite common for young men to enjoy the science fiction end of popular culture, but when your husband becomes overly obsessed with romantic and feminine shows, that is cause for alarm.
Maybe he doesn't like watching the shitty movies the sci-fi network puts on, or maybe he's writing the next great American movie and just needs to get a grasp of the culture.
Quote13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
Does he go shirtless in the back yard or at picnics when other men are around?
He's probably just a douchbag
Quote14) Sudden heavy drinking
Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?
This one is simple
HE DOESN'T WANT TO COME HOME CAUSE HIS WIFE LIVES IN CRAZY TOWN
QuoteMore interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
There are men in porn films?
Quote11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
A man who is secretly engaged in homosexual activity with others may exhibit feminine qualities when they get together in a group.
Being sarcastic and ironic are "feminine qualities"?
I knew it. Jon Stewart is a total gaywad.
Wow...I really didn't know this about...myself. According to this list I'm gayer than a tree full of monkey's on nitrous oxide.
Oh shit, I live in rural PA. :scared:
(http://i37.tinypic.com/260c2s0.jpg)
Very hypocritical. This picture shows obvious signs of kinky elbow-bondage :lulz:
Good follow up making its way around another board I am on:
http://christwire.org/2010/08/yo-gabba-gabba-the-homo-secret-within-your-childrens-minds/ (http://christwire.org/2010/08/yo-gabba-gabba-the-homo-secret-within-your-childrens-minds/)
Quote from: Apikoros II on August 23, 2010, 07:45:40 PM
Good follow up making its way around another board I am on:
http://christwire.org/2010/08/yo-gabba-gabba-the-homo-secret-within-your-childrens-minds/ (http://christwire.org/2010/08/yo-gabba-gabba-the-homo-secret-within-your-childrens-minds/)
Yeah, I did more research, and that site is 90 percent troll, and we failed... Seriously, if you don't believe me, look:
http://christwire.org/2010/08/god-sends-angry-bull-to-attack-30-illegal-mexicans/
That happened in Spain. A very intricate trolling indeed, looks like they put quite a bit of work into it.