Your husband might be a secret gay.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

[Don Coyote]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.

[Freeky]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.

Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.

[Freeky]

To be fair, number 8 had a point.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.

Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.

It didnt say that that made him gay necessarily, it just makes him deeply emotionally disturbed(Primary Cause of Teh gay).

[Freeky]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

You read it there, if your man likes to use lube to bang your dry vajayjaym he might be a homo.

Also, if he wants to kink up your bedroom life in any way whatsoever, he might be gay.

It didnt say that that made him gay necessarily, it just makes him deeply emotionally disturbed(Primary Cause of Teh gay).

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Too funny. I bet that site is just full of hilarious crap like that.

I read the article linked by the phrase "skinny jeans," which is a bigoted screed about a New York Times "hipster agenda." It started off well but naturally had to veer into paroxysms of xenophobia.

Here are the best parts:

Your little tight twinky Lady Gaga t-shirts and lip piercings will get your butt whooped in the Topeka.

In the Topeka
the little tight t'd twink,
and the butt—the whoop...

Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.

Desegregation didn't work in the 60s and it doesn't work now, folks. Did you miss that lesson in history class at prep school? They don't want to live with us and we don't want to live with them, get it?

[Rumckle]

 

That writer is great, I really like this line from his piece on 'Glee'

How many middle-aged men will find themselves in a dead-end Glee-based lifestyle? Will they be ostentatious and sensitive, their dreams smashed up against a wall crying out to have that giant hole in their souls stuffed with some musky foreign thrill? Will they be violating what's left of our traditional cultural landscape with unimaginable high-tech perversions, drenching, nay drowing the bright young men of tomorrow in their relentless sauces of net porn and showtunes, maximized liberties and stem-cell party drugs?

(emphasis mine)

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

The sad part is before I looked at some of the other articles I thought this site was completely serious.

Poes law.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

The sad part is before I looked at some of the other articles I thought this site was completely serious.

Poes law.

Me too. They're good.

[Cain]

Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.

I never once regretted it.  And it was a wine store, damnit.

[Payne]

Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.

I never once regretted it.  And it was a wine store, damnit.

In your position we all would have done the same thing.

Except that thing with the corkscrew.

[Kai]

Well, lets test these with a gay.

1. Yes. All the time.

2. Definitely. My girlfriend loves it too.

3. Well, I do pay close attention in church, but it's a "devil temple" (UU congregation), so it doesn't count.

4. Yes, but I haven't done my eyebrows recently. Need to do that.

5. Nope. To either gym nor sports.

6. Yes. Yes yes yes. All my girlfriend's fault too. Love her muchly.

7. Oh hell yes. Though, to my credit she asks for weird stuff as much as I do.

8. This one's off because the interest is about equal.

9. Nope. I did go to Santa Fe recently, but there were no hookups.

10. Actually, most of my closest friends are female.

11. Kinda quiet really. I DO let my hair down.

12. Nope. I hate pop culture.

13. Nope. Socially modest as always.

14. Well, I did down 3 imperial stouts in a skirt last week.

15. Yep. They were homos, and I loved it.

[Richter]

Was there a night where French literary theory and supermarket wine resulted in a regrettable sexual experience against a dorm room wall? I wonder.

I never once regretted it.  And it was a wine store, damnit.

In your position we all would have done the same thing.

Except that thing with the corkscrew.

In the position I was in I'm certain most of you would have gotten horrible muslce cramps.

[Jenne]

http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/

Apparently being sarcastic, exercising, not paying attention in church and, strangely enough, visiting Asia are all signs that your husband is secretly boning other men.

 

Meh.  He's metro.

Still and all, there's a gay vibe about my husband, he gets picked up on often, but I don't think he minds it.  His grandfather was bi.