List the kinds of people that annoy you. The ones I can think of right now are
The knows all, wants all, computer illiterate
Those people that tell you that they want their computer, DVD, TV, random piece of technology to do some shit and when you tell them it can't be done, they tell you that there must be a way or that they remember that someone told them it can be done. Fuck this type of people. Srsly They annoy the crap out of me.
The unfunny, boring storyteller
The people that tell boring stories, giggle at times making you think there will be a punchline or atleast something interesting that will happen. There is none. They can just keep telling you for about thirty minutes about their trip to the shop and how they bought chips without including anything that is worth mentioning.
The "It's all about MEEEEE!" people
This person will find and use any excuse, any break in conversation, and any non-sequiter possible to make every single conversation about them, and if those don't work, will loudly announce something you would rather have never known about themselves.
Psychics.
Cherohonkys.
Plastic Surgery People on TV, telling me how dangerous everything is.
Dr Oz.
Dr Phil.
Anyone who watches Dr Oz or Dr Phil.
Engineers (ones with a PE).
People with Battered White Man Syndrome.
People who have convinced themselves that they're "down with the Black people" because they listen to bad rap and dress like clowns. This, to me, is the most pathetic form of racism.
Pedants.
Conversely, people who think words can mean anything, and still be useful as communication tools.
Utah.
Everyone else.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 04:56:27 PM
Psychics.
Cherohonkys.
Plastic Surgery People on TV, telling me how dangerous everything is.
Dr Oz.
Dr Phil.
Anyone who watches Dr Oz or Dr Phil.
Engineers (ones with a PE).
People with Battered White Man Syndrome.
People who have convinced themselves that they're "down with the Black people" because they listen to bad rap and dress like clowns. This, to me, is the most pathetic form of racism.
Pedants.
Conversely, people who think words can mean anything, and still be useful as communication tools.
Utah.
Everyone else.
MUUMUU!
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on August 27, 2010, 04:57:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 04:56:27 PM
Psychics.
Cherohonkys.
Plastic Surgery People on TV, telling me how dangerous everything is.
Dr Oz.
Dr Phil.
Anyone who watches Dr Oz or Dr Phil.
Engineers (ones with a PE).
People with Battered White Man Syndrome.
People who have convinced themselves that they're "down with the Black people" because they listen to bad rap and dress like clowns. This, to me, is the most pathetic form of racism.
Pedants.
Conversely, people who think words can mean anything, and still be useful as communication tools.
Utah.
Everyone else.
MUUMUU!
:walken:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 04:56:27 PM
Psychics.
Cherohonkys.
Plastic Surgery People on TV, telling me how dangerous everything is.
Dr Oz.
Dr Phil.
Anyone who watches Dr Oz or Dr Phil.
Engineers (ones with a PE).
People with Battered White Man Syndrome.
People who have convinced themselves that they're "down with the Black people" because they listen to bad rap and dress like clowns. This, to me, is the most pathetic form of racism.
Pedants.
Conversely, people who think words can mean anything, and still be useful as communication tools.
Utah.
Everyone else.
That about sums it up for me :lulz:
People who can't talk about anyone else or anything else than what they're currently interested in or doing.
People who butcher their trees.
People who don't stop bothering me after I've expressed my dislike of them
People who behave horribly to others because they think they can't make the other person's life any worse than it is.
Twihards
Weeaboos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_ingram
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 06:53:49 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 27, 2010, 06:51:04 PM
Twihards
Weeaboos
How the FUCK did I forget those two?
It's why I stuck with Everybody, keeps it simple to remember :lulz:
You also didn't mention Furries, MWers, sychophants, lawn bowlers, Bieber groupies to name a few :mrgreen:
Quote from: Khara on August 27, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Bieber groupies
Those don't really exist, do they?
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: Khara on August 27, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
Bieber groupies
Those don't really exist, do they?
Unfortunately.... yes they do.
I can shoot them if you want me too..... :evil:
TILA TEQUILA
People without a sense of humor. Or at least a sense of humor like mine. Fuckin' infidels.
This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"
(http://www.treeworld.info/attachments/f9/10616d1240202111-leaning-black-oak-help-topped-tree.jpg)
Cyborgs. Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters. People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.
NIMBYs.
Delicate Flowers with a right to their opinion. (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/fragilefemme.htm)
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 27, 2010, 07:48:02 PM
Delicate Flowers with a right to their opinion. (http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/fragilefemme.htm)
-twitch-
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 27, 2010, 07:48:02 PM
Cyborgs. Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters. People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.
THIS! FUCKING THIS! GODDAMMIT, EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE TALKING TO THEMSELVES OR TALKING TO SOME LITTLE PLASTIC THING HANGING OUT OF THEIR EARS. IT'S LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, ONLY THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T SMELL QUITE AS BAD.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 27, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
Quote from: Nurse Rhizome on August 27, 2010, 07:48:02 PM
Cyborgs. Wasting wannabe-trek earpieces on Important Business, talking loudly to themselves about specs, deadlines and project parameters. People in meetings on their way to get milk = last sign of the apocalypse.
THIS! FUCKING THIS! GODDAMMIT, EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S CRAZY PEOPLE TALKING TO THEMSELVES OR TALKING TO SOME LITTLE PLASTIC THING HANGING OUT OF THEIR EARS. IT'S LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, ONLY THE FUCKING ZOMBIES DON'T SMELL QUITE AS BAD.
:lulz:
I'm sorry that is just funny as hell!
Misanthropes
People who get pissed off/righteously indignant about something that they misunderstood or misconstrued from the actual discussion at hand because they couldn't be bothered to 1.) Pay attention and 2.) think.
Herd primates. They don't know what their opinion is until they've checked with their herd. In the meantime, you get "cool," glassy-eyed, vacant looks where there own thoughts should be.
Easily amused dumbasses. Identifiable by incessant, melodramatic exclamations of the word "weird" about mildly unusual things, and are incapable of adding anything intelligible to their little one-word astonished outbursts. I mean there's nothing wrong with being easily-intrigued, but if you can't muster even a slightly interesting comment beyond constant spewing of the word "WEIRD!" please just STFU.
Assholes who beat their wife, children, or dog
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 27, 2010, 07:44:25 PM
This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"
(http://www.treeworld.info/attachments/f9/10616d1240202111-leaning-black-oak-help-topped-tree.jpg)
Gah! I knew a fellow in Iowa that boasted about his "Two or three hundred-year-old heirloom oak" that he'd had trimmed back to a nub so it didn't drop leaves and acorns in his yard.
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 27, 2010, 09:29:53 PM
Assholes who beat their wife, children, or dog
This particular instance goes beyond irritation for me.
Quote from: curiosity on August 27, 2010, 09:34:07 PM
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 27, 2010, 07:44:25 PM
This, by the way, is what I mean by "people who mutilate their trees"
(http://www.treeworld.info/attachments/f9/10616d1240202111-leaning-black-oak-help-topped-tree.jpg)
Gah! I knew a fellow in Iowa that boasted about his "Two or three hundred-year-old heirloom oak" that he'd had trimmed back to a nub so it didn't drop leaves and acorns in his yard.
People where I live do it for that exact reason. The yahoo who lives next to me did that to all five trees in his yard, except for the half of the ash hanging over our fence. We refer to them as amputrees.
Soccer moms
Frappacino-guzzling middle schoolers
People who spit in public
People who drive hummers
Quote from: Hover Cat on August 27, 2010, 09:48:49 PM
People who spit in public
I'm not the type to continually swallow mucus running down the back of my throat when I'm ill, so in public it gets deposited in the gutter, street, etc.
Though there are times when spitting is not just spitting, where it's more of a dominance display, and I feel you there.
If you're sick, it's a whole different kettle of fish. It' still gross, but I won't be as bothered.
White power Nazi European Americans, rabid poverty pimps and fake vegetarians.
AL FRANKEN
People that find Michael fucking McIntyre funny.
People that excessively use size tags to make large words.
Me.
Quote from: Secret Level on August 27, 2010, 10:46:07 PM
People that excessively use size tags to make large words.
FANS TURNED STALKERS
People who actually think MW2 is good.
People who camp in MW2.
The people who made MW2.
Glenn Beck
People who are more disturbed by sex than violence.
People who think Jesus would be ok with Economic Darwinism(AKA Free Market Capitalism)
Men who like Twilight
Glenn Beck
Creationists
People who think acting like an idiot online makes them a Master Troll.
Cynics
Optimists
Militant Atheists
Militant Agnostics
Militant Theists
Furries
The person in my Sig
/Rant
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Filthy heathens!
:argh!:
Quote from: Khara on August 27, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
It's why I stuck with Everybody, keeps it simple to remember :lulz:
You also didn't mention Furries, MWers, sychophants, lawn bowlers, Bieber groupies to name a few :mrgreen:
What's wrong with lawn bowlers?
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
OOOHHH. Actually, one of my best friends is from Jay County.
Going to have to say emotional vampires. You know the type. You're a nice guy. You care about people. And people occasionally take advantage of that and bring you down, even though you know what they're doing.
Fuck that. Fuck them.
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
OOOHHH. Actually, one of my best friends is from Jay County.
Going to have to say emotional vampires. You know the type. You're a nice guy. You care about people. And people occasionally take advantage of that and bring you down, even though you know what they're doing.
Fuck that. Fuck them.
Do emotional vampires sparkle?
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 28, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
OOOHHH. Actually, one of my best friends is from Jay County.
Going to have to say emotional vampires. You know the type. You're a nice guy. You care about people. And people occasionally take advantage of that and bring you down, even though you know what they're doing.
Fuck that. Fuck them.
Do emotional vampires sparkle?
Emo vampire sparkles darkly.
People who think being introverted is a condition that should be treated.
Quote from: Lord Derp Esquire on August 28, 2010, 06:05:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
OOOHHH. Actually, one of my best friends is from Jay County.
Going to have to say emotional vampires. You know the type. You're a nice guy. You care about people. And people occasionally take advantage of that and bring you down, even though you know what they're doing.
Fuck that. Fuck them.
Do emotional vampires sparkle?
No. They don't. They just make you feel like drinking more.
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden on the internet.
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden in real life when there are witnesses and/or no convenient place to hide the bodies.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 07:48:05 AM
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden on the internet.
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden in real life when there are witnesses and/or no convenient place to hide the bodies.
What are you talking about? They're standing up for our civil rights as oppressed CAUCASIANS. :lulz:
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
:argh!: I'm going to hunt you down and hurt you... just as soon as I figure out who the hell you are.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 07:58:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on August 28, 2010, 05:38:05 AM
Anyone who has ever been employed by Fox News
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on August 28, 2010, 12:17:28 AM
Anyone who is not a PDer
:argh!:
Anyone who is a PDer
:argh!:
People from Indiana.
:argh!: I'm going to hunt you down and hurt you... just as soon as I figure out who the hell you are.
Ask Cuddlefish or Alphapance. They can narrow it down for you.
You crazy people in the East with your tiny states.
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 07:48:05 AM
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden on the internet.
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden in real life when there are witnesses and/or no convenient place to hide the bodies.
And, of course, the fact that they actually have no fucking understanding of the term whatsoever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Man%27s_Burden
hm. Can it mean that same thing, still? The phrase has been so usurped/ advanced. What the hell is a "white man" and a "burden" anyways?
Quote from: Nigel on August 28, 2010, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on August 28, 2010, 07:48:05 AM
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden on the internet.
Anybody who jabbers on about the white man's burden in real life when there are witnesses and/or no convenient place to hide the bodies.
And, of course, the fact that they actually have no fucking understanding of the term whatsoever.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Man%27s_Burden
I hate both types. Making people that share a similar skin tone look bad, as if not dancing well wasn't enough. :argh!:
Quote from: E.O.T. on August 28, 2010, 10:02:08 AM
hm. Can it mean that same thing, still? The phrase has been so usurped/ advanced. What the hell is a "white man" and a "burden" anyways?
I dunno. English is very fluid... however, if a meaning has been lost due to ignorance, that doesn't mean a new meaning has been established. Kipling was writing during the glory of British Colonialism, which is long since extinquished, but his meaning could be extrapolated to any imperialist or quasi-imperialist nation and it's inhabitants, white and otherwise.
My former Executive Director
My current Interim Director
This woman in the substance abuse prevention field from Portland whom I won't name but is really, really annoying and also thinks she's hot shit.
Governor Baldacci
Libby Mitchell
Paul LePage
Olympia Snow
Susan Collins
Chellie Pingree
Jon Carter
Quote from: Rumckle on August 28, 2010, 01:55:23 AM
Quote from: Khara on August 27, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
It's why I stuck with Everybody, keeps it simple to remember :lulz:
You also didn't mention Furries, MWers, sychophants, lawn bowlers, Bieber groupies to name a few :mrgreen:
What's wrong with lawn bowlers?
1. They are 90 something years old.
2. They smell
3. They are 90 something years old
4. One lawn bowl game takes 4 hours
5. Because they are 90 something years old
6. They smell even worse after 4 hours in the sun in long sleeves, long pants and hats.
If you accidently step anywhere within a foot of their space they chase you with their canes yelling at you for disrupting their game that you didn't know they were actually playing because you thought they were dead since they hadn't moved in the last hour.
Oh, ok
I play Lawn Bowls occasionally, and I'm not 90 (as far as I know), also I've only seen lawn bowls played on designated lawn bowls greens here.
People who think their shit don't stink. Or at least act like it.
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 28, 2010, 06:30:47 AMPeople who think being introverted is a condition that should be treated.
Introverted people that just won't cheer the fuck up, no matter how hard you poke them.
... no wait those are in fact hilarious.
accordion players
near the exit of supermarkets
Pagans.
Anyone who uses "l0l!"
PEOPLE WHO ASSUME YOU HAVE THE WORST MOTIVES. Fuck those people.
PEOPLE WHO HAVE KNEE-JERK REACTIONARYISM AS A DEFAULT. Fuck those people.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK FOR THEIR GODDAMNED SELVES. EVER. Fuck those people.
PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE ARSED TO GIVE A TWO SHITS ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES. Fuck those people.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE BLACKULA
people who sub classify sub classifications of electronic music into further sub classifications and claim some sort of allegiance to it and only it.
people who ask you if you've heard of (insert obscure fucking nobody DJ from your little home town) and act surprised when ZOMG!!! you've never heard of them.
I want these fuckers to be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
ALL of them.
People at staff meetings who make staff meetings long, boring, and dull.
The worthless piece of scum I am unfortunately still married too!
Then again annoy is a bit tame for how I feel about him.
Cher, Jimmy Carter, and Elizabeth Taylor. Just the fact that they're still alive sort of grates on me. Strom Thurman too, but he had the grace to go finally. He had the whole "invincible bastard" thing going, so I'm convinced this as a divine inspiration.
British Royalty who behave badly.
INACCESSIBLE PEOPLE. The ones you call and call and call and never hear from. You email them four times in a day, never hear from them. You text and text and text and it's ignored. Solidly.
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:39:39 PM
INACCESSIBLE PEOPLE. The ones you call and call and call and never hear from. You email them four times in a day, never hear from them. You text and text and text and it's ignored. Solidly.
THIS. Dear god, this!
The pretentious douche bag who felt the need to turn the introductory discussion about Buddhism into a fucking philosophy lesson, which sailed waaaay over the heads of most of the rest of the audience, despite the fact that the teach tried to politely shut him down after he started talking about stuff outside of what the lesson was about. THIS IS NOT A CLASS ON EASTERN PHILOSOPHY, SO STFU.
PEOPLE WHO ARE BUTT-HURT FOR NO REASON EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE ALIVE. They obviously need HELP of the medical variety, but instead take their wangstyness out on unsuspecting citizens who are duty bound to deal with them in one way or another.
I am apparently annoyed a lot lately.
People who think they know everything there is to know about your situation and then go on to act like you are just too damn stupid to do more than sit in a corner and drool and that is why you are where you are.
People who tell you that you are wrong about things they have no concept of but you've been living it for years.
People who make stupid divorce laws.
People who drive school busses and change the route leaving your child in the rain with a cold for 45 minutes.
You know, I think the list would be shorter if I listed people who didn't annoy me.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 01, 2010, 04:27:30 PM
You know, I think the list would be shorter if I listed people who didn't annoy me.
THIS.
Those that are die hard (insert mainstream religion here)
People that constantly spout memes off the internet
People that believe they are right no mater the evidence to the contrary
people that say lol in real life
Fuckin hate people!
Quote from: Armond on September 07, 2010, 04:51:43 PM
people that say lol in real life
WHY DO YOU HATE THE DUTCH????
JFL football managers who like to make it known that you haven't done concessions in 2 years and are therefore a bad person?
Teachers who have forgotten how much they hated snotty sarcastic asshole teachers when they were in high school.
People who presume that because you are poor you are also stupid and dirty.
Fuck it. 98% of the world population.... Probably more like 99% if I am honest!
People who use both hands and eyes to text while riding a bike in the city, without a helmet.
Quote from: Kiaransalee on September 07, 2010, 10:52:19 PM
Fuck it. 98% of the world population.... Probably more like 99% if I am honest!
KILL THEM ALL ?? ??
Quote from: A Villager on September 08, 2010, 04:26:42 AM
People who use both hands and eyes to text while riding a bike in the city, without a helmet.
Oh yeah.
Twid, was the passenger in the car at the time.